Notch adds a window, goes on vacation
Notch fixes the window since it was sized wrong, goes on vacation.
Eventually finishes the house half way and charges rent to live in it, while still adding more.

The developers of Oddworld Inhabitants announce that they have started working on a house, but that's the only information they reveal. Ever.

Obsidian makes a really nice looking house with great design options and alot of features.

Then it rains and the roof collapses.

infinity ward designs a cheap, basic, generic, shit house and its inhabitants are all 12 year olds shouting profanity and charges 15 dollars per extra piece of furniture

>Enter the Bioware home
>5 men are having sex.

Bio ware announces that hamburger helper will be the one to design the house, the house is now willing to try anything once

Vanillaware makes a house that looks gorgeous from the front/center but is actually a cardboard cutout prop held up with wooden beam supports from the back.

the oblivion house is pretty sweet, but everyone keeps renovating it with things like "the hall of dicks" and anime wall posters

>>98453515
>$15 per piece of furniture
i'm sold

>>98453515
>charges 15 dollars per extra piece of furniture

Wish my furniture cost fifteen dollars per piece.

>>98453515
Ill take 2 beds please

nintendo's house has futuristic doors that open when you get close (like at malls)

microsoft's house requires you do do a door opening gesture for the door to open itself (there's no actual doorknob)

Valve makes a house that's pretty good.
Then shits it up by adding hot pink mustaches to everything.

>>98453689
>>98453725
>>98453755

I meant to say, 15 dollar fee on all furniture.

>>98453869

HAH

Should show another house being built next to it.

>Dice
>The house is only 2 floors high with one attic
>No bathroom
>No kitchen
>It feels crowded with only 3 people inside.
>Doors are made of cardboard

IGA's Konami team goes into architecture.

Activision make a house that's pretty good and a lot of people want to live in it.

Everyone tries to copy their formula for house design.

Capcom makes the house, then a year later makes a new house that looks almost exactly like it.

>Sleeping in Westwood house
>All is great
>Wake up with shit covered everywhere and all the furniture removed
>Find out EA bought my home and told me its better now.

Notch adds a window. There's no glass. Notch goes on vacation.
Notch adds glass, then goes on vacation. It's opaque.
Notch makes the glass transparent, then spends the rest of the day playing shitty games. The frame is loose and lets drafts in.
Notch applies sealant to the door, calls the window job complete, then goes on to add a staircase.
Repeat the process until he finishes a house.

>>98453310

That was so funny that ignored you calling Oddworld Inhabitants "the developers of Oddworld Inhabitants.

>>98454072

In other word, suburbs?

>>98453982

Yeah it was kind-of funny how none of the houses had a kitchen / bath... or beds.

Hideo's house is so awesome that every day you find neat things they put in to make you go "daaaaamn". The only problem is the house is too long and has too many floors so it takes a while to get anywhere.

Make a whole bunch of rooms where 90% of them are too small.

Dev come with sledge hammer and breaks the good 10%

>>98452799
A company builds a nice house in the beginning but by 1/4 of the way they start building it really shitty
They hire another company to finish off the other half of the house really nice.

>>98454092

Gearbox takes a long overdue design, which has collectively taken over 12 years to build, and it actually manages to make the design look like a piece of shit

Blizzard makes a nice townhouse and everything is fine.

Then they demolish it without telling you and build one of those stupid modern houses, except they fuck it all up and nothing about it is cool.

Game freak's house is so old and offers nothing new yet everyone loves it. They add something small like a mirror and everyone creams their pants.

Everyone talks about how team Ico's house is so great but much fewer people actually live in one.

R* makes an epic house but it cost millions of dollars do make the final product

Activision makes a crappy house and markets the fuck out of it and it becomes the best selling line of homes

Valve makes a house but the construction gets delayed indefinitely while they work on other houses

Insomniac makes a nice house but /v/ hates it for some reason.

>>98453982

>The house is only 2 floors high with one attic
>only

Do you live in a mansion, princess?

>Ubisoft
House is big, expensive, and takes forever to build. But it's a great house in general.

Except you need to call someone to let you in the front door every time. Also, you must remain on the phone all day every day or else you'll be kicked out... even when you're asleep.

> my neighbor and me live in the exact same house
> find out he payed 3 times as much
> the only diffrence is that there is a sticker of an alien head on the front door

Peter Molyneux and Lionhead design a house that's basically a castle with everything ever included in a house that you could live in forever and never have to leave. When you actually move into the house it's normal-sized and completely empty, although there is a nice toilet in the master bathroom.

Blizzard makes a house that is gigantic, filled with everything, tons of shit, though the house is really old. There's millions living in this country size house. All the other houses in it's neighborhood try to be like it, more modern, bigger, better, all empty, eventually the houses around it burn to the ground, and more houses are built.

Don't play Valve by the hour.

The 3D realms house takes 12 years to make. And then you get a one bedroom house.

Dice

>>98454518

>ubisoft
>great house in general

You have casual taste in houses.

Arena net makes a house thats really good for awhile but then it becomes vacant for years.

>>98453869

I thought more of this thread was going to be like my picture here, and we'd have to guess what the devs were.

:(

>>98454763

Too lazy.

>this thread

>>98454763

The hats are a dead giveaway.

A house is all about having a place to live. Sure you could spend your money on a better more functional house that looks good and be in a nice neighborhood, but why waste all the money when you can buy a run down shack and get shelter for less money in a racist, ignorant, run down part of town?

obsidian builds a house
its on top of a termite mound
Infested with bugs
Looks like the last house they built
r

but i like the house anyway

SEGA used to build amazing houses, but then they started being really shit.

Their recent buildings are pretty neat, but nothing like the old ones.

valve makes a nice house and later announces that you get free furniture for staying there. soon everyone claims a room but nobody actually lives in the house but they stay to collect furniture oblivious to the fact that it can only be used inside the valve house

>>98454693
>Might and magic
>Casual

k

Activision installs a coin-operated release on every door that requires you to insert a quarter whenever you want to open a door

>>98454932

Obsidian builds a mansion made of gold.
They use gold for the supports and built it on top of a swamp used as an ancient burial ground.
And the plumbing doesn't work.

Platinum Games makes the most incredible house you've ever seen. Has everything you could ever want, and then some. Great value for the price. They are all conviniently located a ghetto in New Jersey. Their real-estate firm will go out of business in 5 years, wondering why.

Who would make this house?

Valve makes your house in an episodic fashion. They built the foundation along with the living room to start, then they added the kitchen in the first episode afterward and the bedrooms in the second episode. Hope you didn't need a bathroom, because that's years away.

Bioware makes a house, and it's overall 'okay'. Doesn't come with all the doors, light fixtures, an AC unit, windows, etc. Gotta buy them all after the fact, and only from them.

It's only 'okay' because one of the lead designers doesn't actually like designing houses.

>>98455129
Probably Bethesda.

>ubisoft made my childhood home
>loved it thoroughly
>buy an ubisoft house when I get older
>it's kinda shit comparatively
>think it might be my memory
>go back to childhood home
>the old house is in fact better

Ghost recon

>>98455198

That or Suda51

>Valve
>They somehow announce via a very small, almost unnoticeable announcement in a non wide spread paper they plan to build a house.
>A year later they finally announce the plans to build a house.
>Years come to pass, some details are leaked, things look good.
>The time of the inaguaration finally comes.
>The house looks little better than the ones in the neighborhood but not by much.
>A journal of each stage of the construction is published.
>Details in the original blue prints were cut to avoid that the neighborhood houses looked pale in comparison and they wanted to a keep a style that fit the rest of the surrounding houses.
>The surrounding houses were average prefabricated homes.

>live in bioware house
>bedroom looks like a BDSM dungeon
>there's a dildo built into everywall

Microsoft builds a nice house that's acceptable, but there's a high probability of it suddenly exploding due to problems with the electrical wiring and gas routing.

Sony builds a nice house that comes with free utilities, but it has no furniture and one day your electricity is suddenly cut off and you have to wait for them to fix it.

Nintendo builds a house that is nice and has innovative features and appliances, but it's too small for anyone to live in comfortably and only is really sensible as a weekend home.

Eidos Montreal makes a yellow constructivist house which looks awful but is pretty much the best house which can possibly be built inside.

Valve

>>98455005

my bad, ubisoft fan on /v/ immediately thought you were asserting that assassins creed, splinter cell, ghost recon R6 aren't complete shit.

Move along.

Nintendo

toilet flushes with hand wave activation

Infocom designed a house back in the eighties. It was an empty concrete box with no windows or lighting. There was no furniture or walls, just chalk marks with texts, i.e. "WINDOW", "WALL", "DOORWAY", "TABLE", etc. You had to bring a torch with you, otherwise you'd die.

>>98452799
Gabe announces he will build a house

5 years later he says he's still working on it

>he hasn't done shit

Ubisoft makes an affordable, good looking house for the average buyer. You may only leave and enter 3 times before you are forced to move out.

Nintendo builds a house.

Its designed differently from the last house they made, but it has the exact same paint job.

Everything in the house is controlled via motion control.

They have screens on every surface. in the kitchen, in the shower, on the toilet, and even screens on the tv screens.

They have awesome nostalgic furniture (race car beds, bean bag chairs, lava lamps, etc.) that they've modified to fit people of all sizes.

Every four years they reapply the paint to keep it looking fresh, although the colors never change.

>>98454501
Yes. U jelly?

>Activision-Blizzard
>Blizzard takes its time to build a nice looking functional house even though it took a bit more time. Activision is the loser stoner brother who moves into the attic when he got evicted from his last place.

Nintendo

You have to rub your dick against doors to make them open. Everybody cries out that it's innovative.

Naughty Dog designs a house that looks magnificent on the outside, but then you step in and it doesn't look nearly as good

Activision, cookie cutter popular model home with day 1 furniture DLC and expensive bedroom expansion packs.

Ice-Pick Lodge makes a pink anthill suitable for humans which is also leaning 45 degrees on the side and has no windows.

Black Isle makes great houses all around. Nearly everyone loves them because of their size and attention to detail, but the company still doesn't make enough money and administration issues fuck them over.

>>98455672
And it's attached to the sky.

>>98455279
May I add "it also has 10 ways to get in to"?

> ubisoft makes a house.
> in order to enter it, you need to give a blood sample each time
> if you get the flue there is a chanse the house will not let you in
> they call you every 15 mins just to check
> you can only go on vacation 5 times before ubisoft locks the house

Apple buys a normal house and replaces a door with one whose handle turns the opposite way from the latch. They call it the iDoor, and say it changes everything.

Nexon will let you live in one of their houses for free, but all the appliances are ancient, it's pretty ugly and the furniture is barely usable at best. Everyone around you paid extra to get gold-plated mansions with loli meido servants and beds made of ice cream and shit.

>Guerrilla
>They did a pretty awesome floor this one time.
>Move to one of their houses.
>Almost no sources of natural light.
>Everything looks greyish in the mornings.
>All bulbs are red and orange for some reason.
>Everythig is crammed with unnecesary equipment that barely works.

Activision

Drab 5 foot by 5 foot floor they call a house

Charge you extra for every wall and necessity

Take your whole house down every November 11th and rebuild it from the 5 foot by 5 foot floor all over again.

Have to pay for the walls again.

>Volition makes a house
>It can hold itself up by a single plumbing fixture.

Bethesda makes a huge, amazing house with lots of cool shit inside of it.

It falls into pieces the day it is finished

Sierra designs a house with hundreds of doors, but only a couple actually take you to where you want to go. If you go through the wrong one, it just leads you back outside into a trap that kills you.

Nvidia build a house with a faulty fireplace that shoots out gas and sparks.

RockStar makes a giant mansion that is filled with servants all with special personalities and tons of rooms to explore. Overall its a great house to live in.

>Toady one makes a house
>six different knobs for opening the door

>Notch is the one that gets the beds into the house
>they explode as soon as they are placed

Clover makes a house, gets blown over

Rockstar makes a house that looks pretty great from the outside, and you'd really like to get inside and live in it, but the front door is locked so you're forced to wander round outside.

EA builds a house that looks like a fairly solid design at first, but then takes half of the content away from you, charges an extra fee in the case that you still want it, and all communication outside the house costs a $10 fee. Not
only this, but they refuse to acknowledge the fact that some users of their house cannot enter their house due to a faulty security system that was installed.

Valve designs a house that is a bit of a different style of architecture, but still looks amazing, and for a while it's a very good house. It slowly gets more things added onto it, which are useful, but then they just add useless cosmetic items to it, until it is too clunky and the opposite of what they designed it as.

>>98456019

>tons of rooms to explore

And there's nothing interesting in those rooms

Pirahna Bytes makes a house.

When you move it, it feels great because it has typical problems that you can overcome. Suddenly, the longer you live in the house, the worse it gets. The problems get unbearable and extremely frustrating, bugs start appearing and no matter how many you kill they just keep coming. It gets to the point where you leave before you've experienced the house completely. You complain about it while the previous, foreign, residents call it a perfect house.

Developers create a shack for their cheap customers, and for those who want to spend more and have a nice looking house by the same developer, they build an exact replica, but its slightly larger.

>>98456027
>sometimes the doors fly open and smash you in the face

>Homes by Alexey Pajitnov

>>98456027
You finally get the door open.

It was the wrong fucking door to open.
25 skeletal elephants charge into your living room.
You and your roomates protect your home, using only your fists and the odd baby or two.
Your friends are cut down, and your left arm is red.

You charge the last of the beasts, severely injuring it, getting covered in blood.

You broke a nail. You should go to the hospital. You leave the battle, and lie down in bed. You decide that it just isn't worth it, and cease eating.

You die, and your friends flip out and kill one another.

Electronic Arts creates a house, it comes with an ultra protective dog that won't let you bring anyone/thing into the house. Also you can't get rid of the dog.

>>98456027
>every door also includes knobs for opening other doors
>and switches for lights in rooms that you aren't in
>and a sink, but no water comes out of it
>the regular sinks also produce no water
>plans to implement later but for now he's working on adding buttons to doors that turn rooms into different rooms and make the buttons and switches on doors do different things
>there's a pond in the living room that has water instead
>the pond is filled with carp

>>98456019

And the servants are boring stereotypes that make you do all the work in the house while they help a little. Oblivious to you, they are just freeloaders.

>Tim schafer builds a house
>first floor is exactly as promised
>second floor is completely different from the first and poorly designed.
>tells you you aren't living in it right

House by Paradox Interactive.

Newgrounds makes you a small apartment which takes forever to build, but is a quality living environment.

Microsoft creates designs a house with 8 times the insulation leading to everyone who lives within dying from heat stroke in the middle of winter.

iD makes a nice house that looks like something from a BDSM film. Your living in it and its nice and all BUT THIS FUCK NUGGET LIVES ACROSS THE FAMILY ROOM

>>98455823

>Blizzard makes a huge home with tons of great stuff
>Before you move in. You need to sign a contract that allows Blizzard security to search through your personal belonings

Sega makes a house, the movies you watch in this house are the longest shit ever, and the help speak Japanese with English subtitles, other than that the house is wonderful.

2k games makes a house with an Art Deco and Nautical theme. Overall it's interesting and fun to live in, with all sorts of cool things to decorate with. About a year later, a smaller team is assigned to make a home similar to the one before. It feels more rushed and less fun to live in. You can still see all the designs that were from the previous model of home, but over all it feels lackluster and doesn't live up to the original one. Then you see the next model and notice it has a huge design change but still looks similar to the previous models, albeit only in name.

>>98456406
>Tim Schafer builds a house
>Great fun, lets you in on the design, have a big laugh
>Suddenly babby-proofing everywhere
>Ask "What the fuck, man?"
>Tells you you're doing it wrong
>cry yourself to sleep

3DRealms.

(look it up)

Microsoft makes a house. It only costs 60 dollars a year to live in. Sounds like a good deal if you ask me.

Nexon makes a house. They rent it out to pedophiles and 12 year olds only.

FROM SOFTWARE designs a house which has demon guards protecting it and you have to beat them through an arduous trial, and when you get inside, you can travel around in the house.

Also, the house is an arms fort.

>CD Projekt make a house
>Tell you that unlike all the other realtors they have no burglary alarms, guard dogs, etc. and give you half your money back
>People still try to break into the house anyway.

Square Enix makes a house. It's just a hallway. A fucking bueatiful hallway, but a hallway none the less.

>>98456708

>but all the homes in the next town is free

>>98456364
some people find it hard to get into the house
especially people from modern homes
people make tutorials of how to use the house
a bit of imagination is needed to enjoy the house

Sulake would make an xbawks hueg hotel so everyone has a room but furniture costs extra. EVEN FUCKING POST-IT NOTES

>>98456804
Or you could just say all of the doors are really heavy.

>mfw this thread
never change, /v/

i love you guys :3

Infinity Ward creates a house that is shit, but seems to make everyone who never owned a home buy it. All of a sudden new developers create houses that emulate this one, and eventually it seems every house in the world is almost the same.

>>98456867

but occasionally roving packs of bandits forcibly eject you from your home for a month's time, possibly stealing your belongings in the process.

Developer builds huge house for little cost and you buy it. You decide to walk to the stream running in the back yard. Suddenly invisible walls everywhere. You are limited to 15% of the total area of your property.

Troika makes an amazing gothic house with everything you could possibly need but without the first floor.

Pandemic makes a great house, some flaws but they promise to fix it in your next house.

Which never comes.

>charging for furniture
WHAT KIND OF ASS PULLS THIS SHIT

NICKELANDDIMINGCANCERKILLINGTHEINDUSTRY

>Team Silent makes a house
>none of the doors work

Valve makes one room. They promise to expand the house but instead of new rooms, they only build a closet full of hats.

Crytek makes the most beautiful house ever seen, utilizing the greatest technology of the time, with an expansive yard to play around on.

Their second house looks nice too, but is of far inferior design and is using more common technology. Well, at least it links up with other houses.

Nintendo creates a house, everyone loves it, but soon Nintendo seems to be losing ideas for great quality houses, eventually they just stick with the old designs. The next series of houses they make include no place for chairs except for a choice few.

People make copies of said houses
developers say there stealing them

Developers use aluminum siding on the outside. Customer complains about "jaggies".

>Bethesda builds a skycrapper
>All the interiors are decorated with plastic props from sitcoms

Volition makes a cool house set in a different environment they later make a really fun and goofy houses the has some pipes linked to the first one

Gameloft makes a house. It's one of the most expensive houses in the market, yet it is an almost exact copy of other companies' houses with different innards.

>Sony makes a town with some of the best looking houses
>they forget to instal locks on all the doors

>>98457164

Sony builds a house

Months later they come and steal the patio and the treehouse, then sue you when you try to rebuild them.

>>98457057

square enix makes a huge, awesome mansion, fucking great. People love it. Over the course of a decade or 2, they made more mansions, no two mansions are alike.

Everyone argues over which mansions are better. Because you can only live in one anyways, this creates hate among the residents. Lately the mansions have been different in some drastic ways, and not many people like that.

>>98456804

>Also, the house is an arms fort.

I'd so move into this house, and then use it to conquer the neighborhood.

Unfortunately, some ridiculously high tech apartment is probably gonna come a long and blow up my house, but that's ok.

Irrational makes a good house but you have to fill out an enormous amount of paperwork to get inside or outside and you have to follow the arbitrary rules while living in it.

Relic house has a door knob that is very frustuating to open but once you master the door knob you can enjoy the house much more.

>Activision makes one house, then makes thousands of others that are exactly alike

Peter Molyneux buys a plot of empty land

YOU CAN LIVE IN ANYTHING YOU WANT

Platinum makes the best house you've ever lived in, but the windows are star-shaped or the doorknobs or triangular, or something. As a result everybody says the house sucks and refuses to even look at it.

Chair makes an incredibly beautiful house. The only problem is, it has two rooms.

>>98457382
Fucking lol

>>98457057
>All doors locked
>Shit is rusty
>More money is spent on mannequins, wheelchairs and old dolls than on construction material

>Steam
>delivers what ever house you want to you

>>98457057

>Microsoft makes a house operated by jazz hands.
>You tell the house to blow it out its ass.

Neversoft creates a house, it's a pretty good house until they decide to put it in neighborhoods were people use 'cheese' instead of 'shit'. After that they decide to add a new type of window to the house, nobody likes it, but they don't listen. Soon they hear of Nintendo's succesful Stairs, and add a new type of staircase to their own house. The problem is the staircase bumps up the price of the house, and nobody likes it, they still don't listen to their fanbase, like they didn't with the window.

Notch builds a house
It's a generic square made out of cobblestone with a dirt floor.

/v/ buys a house and demands to pay nothing for all additional furniture that may exist

Bethesda makes a gated community.

All the residents have some facial deformities. Each ethnicity shares a singly voice.

>>98457528

but you're never allowed to resell it. Also, if they want to they can bulldoze your house at any time, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>implying steam is a developer

>The house is a completely linear hallway with no branching paths, timed doors at intervals in the hallway separate rooms and will not open until you have fully examined and appreciated the work that went into the room/section you are currently in

modern fps, the house.

Treyarch tries to make a house inspired by Infinity Ward's.

Unfortunately, it manages to be even worse, drawing in more profane 12 year olds. What's more, they require you to pay $5 a month to see your utility bills.

Namco makes the most excellent dream house except that they do not sell to Americans, or EVERYTHING is in Japanese

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/pacificnw/2003/0518/cover02.html

Rockstar makes a series of houses, they make twenty more. A bunch of different types of people beg for a bunch of different series to return. Rockstar is busy making the next big series.

>Sony shows off its house
>you're unimpressed
>Suddenly "I'M GABE NEWELL"

>>98457706
The house also has some very intricate and detailed craftsmanship that offers absolutely nothing in terms of livability, storage, or resale value, yet earn the house tons of praise from people who don't understand the difference between practicality and aesthetics.

Rare makes a very good house, with plenty of rooms to accomodate any friends that may stay over. They try again a few years later, and it doesn't sell.

Sony builds a shitty casual house that nobody wants. At a house expo they show a man hitting a nail into the house and congratulate him every time the hammer hits the nail. Great job Jeremy!

GSC gameworld just hands you a gas mask and a plane ticket to Chernobyl.

WayForward builds a house. It looked pretty terrible in the pictures you saw of it, but when you look at it for yourself it looks fantastic. It reminds you of your childhood in many ways.

It's a small, simplistic house, and the price seems a bit high for it, but it's worth the price of admission.

And slight details in the design make you excited in ways you'd be too embarrassed to admit.

Bungie makes a pretty cool house that looks pretty bad on the outside but it's pretty cool on the inside.

There's a massive clipboard where they keep adding post it notes with jokes and artsy pics every friday

Nintendo builds a house. It's bright and colorful, just like every other house they've ever built, but it's comfy and familar and everyone wants one just like it. People bitch about how shitty and predictable it is.

GSC makes a great Eastern European-styled house but they forgot to install the doorknobs, half of the window glasses are painted and there is a huge dick drawn in the living room.

>Bioware makes a home
>None can see it
>they tell everyone that they did build a few GREAT homes in the past, and they should trust them that this home is just as good.
>The outside look good, but when you move in. You see the plumbing and wireing are all screwd up
>It is up to the neighbor's to fix it
>When you call in to complain they kick you out of the Home

>GSC builds house
>It's a bunker

Team ninja's house is average, but comes with several japanese maids who will do anything for you. The house is not popular because the japanese maids wail and cry during sex, and only want to do missionary.

4A Games make a bunker.

fromsoftware builds you a house that you can customize the shit out of and fight other houses to become the number 1 house in the house arena only to find out the current number 1 house is an AI house bent on global domination and you end up fighting its true form in an old abandoned house factory after it tells you that its the one that was building all the houses as a means to control the worlds real estate market

Kojima makes four brilliant houses. Nobody can agree on which house is best, and all four houses are defended feverishly.

3D realms tell us that they're building a house, and they even show us pictures of it. Twelve years later, they're still building the house, but there's no real proof that it actually exists in any livable manner.

>Team Silent makes a house
>open door
>entire house rusts and falls apart

>>98454674
omg, so realistic

Action Forms makes a huge refrigerator.

>>98457382
best thing ive ever read ever on the internet ever

Bohemia Interactive designs extremely detailed houses designed to make you forget you're even in a house at all. They succeed by just selling you a 300 square mile plot of forest.

>>98452799
>capcom builds great houses for 10 years only to screw up once in that 10 year period
>They get a boner for western architecture
>suddenly all of their houses are terrible rip-offs of other company's houses.

>GSC Game World makes a house

>You walk in and feel a massive force pulling you in
>This force crushes you and you explode, sending bits everywhere
>The friends you were moving in with curse their bad luck because you were carrying some nice keys
>The kitchen consists of large piles of vodka and tinned meat with a small fire in the middle

>>98458392
Then Gearbox pics up the construction, only finishes the house itself and paints a few walls here and there.

Bioware makes a house and they find out they are actually great designers/engineers for houses and make a great house, and also leave the game developing business

Bethesda makes a nice house but it's full of termites.

Valve makes a house that is actually really good, a year or so passes by and they think they need to change things up so they add in a glass ceiling, fancy chandelier, and rugs.

Eventually they find the need to add in more glass, eventually to the point where it is all just a glass house.

The glass breaks and what remains is just rugs and shards of what once was.

Valve decides to add a bunch more rugs to cover everything up, everyone seems entertained by the rugs and decide to buy more for premium prices despite the fact that they can find random ones on the floor

Swery65 makes a cardboard box. Then you step inside and it's a lavish mansion, crafted with loving care. Although half of it is still cardboard and you fall through the floor sometimes.

You buy the house and find all rooms in the house except your bedroom behind locked doors. You must pay extra to buy a key for each room.

>>98458367
FromSoft house maker of the year all years.

>>98458694
Best analogy in this thread

>ctrl+f tripwire
>no results
>mfw

>Sony Online Entertainment makes a house
>HOUSE ITEMS
>HOUSE ITEMS
>SPARKLY HOUSE ITEMS
>GNOMES LOL!!
>HOUSE ITEMS
>shelves are used as stairs

Paradox Interactive makes a house
They ask what everyone want's in it, and they keep adding more great things, and fix what's broken. And they don't care if you sneak in, they just hope you'll buy it eventually.

>CDPR makes a house
>It's the best house in terms of design
>It's small though and Quen is over powered as fuck

>>98458802

I was about to do it but I couldn't think of anything

Capcom builds a house without support beams and a working bathroom

Day-1 bathroom DLC. Support beams DLC come a couple months later.

Newly built home is filled with security cameras that watch you at all times, if you attempt to disable them you are ejected from the home and sued.

>Sony makes a house
>Well built
>Great design
>Great features for the price
>Doors have no locks so people can come in and shit all over your floor while you're home.

>>98452799

>Infinity Ward makes a house
>open door
>'opening a door? That's 5 dollars.'
>mfw everything in the house is identical, but using the bathroom costs me 7 dollars a month.

>>98458939
>Tripwire makes a house
>All the doors are welded

Rockstar makes a house that seems absolutely perfect. But you're kept up every night by the sound of a train going by the house

Retro Studios takes an old busted up Nintendo home and does an "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and then some on it.

Sucker Punch makes a very beautiful, well-designed house for rent. The only gripe anyone has with it is that the landlord has the world's most gravely voice.

>>98459090
At about this point, everyone starts requesting that Retro makes over all of Nintendo's houses, alas there is only one Retro.

>capcom makes a house
>in general its pretty good
>they make 10,000 of the same house over and over and you have to buy them because you liked the first one

Kamiya builds a nice house with some interesting architecture. Pizza ovens, soda fountains and rock music abound. It is a pretty nice place to live.

In time, Kamiya had to move out. He sold his house to Capcom, who really liked Kamiya's house but wanted to change things up a little. Capcom lived there for many years, and the house went through some renovations, some better than others.

But then Capcom fell in with the wrong crowd. They rented a room out to Ninja Theory. The two conversed, and Ninja Theory persuaded Capcom into remodeling the spiffy house. Ninja Theory started throwing parties, blowing money on hookers, booze and blow. These parties took their toll on the house, and it fell into disrepair. A twisted shadow of what it once was.

Across the street, Kamiya looked on with a heavy heart. It pained him to see the home he built with so much care fall to this. And while his new home of hair was much nicer than his old home ever was, a part of him still regrets ever leaving it.

From Software makes an amazingly detailed and well designed house, but it is filled with deathtraps, and they are constantly broken into.

>>98459466
>You also need to pay to use some of the furniture that's already in the house

>>98459727
>mfw I read your post
Also
>home of hair

>>98456657
Best analogy I've seen in this thread.

Nintendo makes a house and my oh my it is a WONDERFUL house...

Unfortunately, in order to get into said house you must pay to get into their gated community which is filled with many shitty houses built by outside developers without standards.

This gated community is becoming more and more expensive per year and you are finding it harder to justify living in this community just to own one of the beautiful Nintendo houses

They drew you in while you were young with their popular series of houses that you simply can't live without and just don't seem to end so leaving the estate is near impossible

Nintendo announces that eventually another Sakurai/Project Sora house will be constructed and all is justified again.

Toady makes a house.

It looks horrible from the outside, but is absolutely gigantic and beautiful on the inside. It contains wonders of technology NASA itself has never dreamed of. The house is so huge you've lived 10 years inside it and you haven't seen every room yet.

Since he's a bro he gives it to you for free. Everyone once in a while he comes in to share a beer and upgrade your house.

>>98460733

Every*

Oh and people who want to enter your house need a 10 hours long crash course on how to avoid the deadly traps.

>>98460733

the front door also takes about a month to get open the first time, but it gets easier after a while. Also, don't go in the basement.

Nippon Ichi builds a few large houses that all look the same, albeit with some improvements to the design each time, and also a shantytown.

Rare builds a house for some wealthy residents, then has them evicted after taking all their money and sells the house.

Blue kicks Notch out of his house and writes bad poetry.

Kikkiyama creates a one-room house with a balcony at the top of a towering apartment-style building which only he inhabits. He eventually runs out of food/ willpower and plummets to his death after jumping from a pointlessly-placed staircase to nowhere that leads off the aforementioned balcony.

>>98456017
>Nvidia build a house with a faulty fireplace that shoots out gas and sparks.

fuck you I was gonna make that joke

Blizzard makes a house

It's amazing but you have to live in it for 60 years before moving into the next home they built, and it's really only a third of a home.

>EA needs help making a house
>Ask AKI to do it
>Do it again a few years later with EA helping more than just supplying stuff
>EA thinks they can make a house by themselves
>It's horrible
>AKI goes under from lack of work

Def Jam 1-3

>Team Silent makes a house
>It looks good, just what you wanted
>But if you do something wrong, it all falls apart and the house is filled with costume freaks that'll beat you to death
>This "Something Wrong" from house to house
Sucks not being able to clean the damn mirrors

Konami's house has no stairs, you need to jump up to higher platforms. The basement is an upside down mirror image of the house.

Food and money are hidden behind walls and in candles.

>>98461360
Also
>House looks huge from the outside
>80% of the doors are locked
>Locks are filled with cement

Bungie builds a new house every 2-3 years using the same basic formula, but they add some more than welcomed updates to each design and a lot more options with each release.

Infinity ward builds the same house every 2 years with different paint.

Tryarch steals infinity ward's design and adds a zombie survival kit.

>>98452799
>From Software builds a naval carrier
>on crab legs

Bethesda makes a basic cement square, fills it with kinda interesting stuff.
Gives all residents free construction materials so they can finish up the house

Bioware makes a cool house.

Most rooms are locked and you need to buy the keys for it.

>Hideo Kojima designs a modern house
>Pretty good

>Hideo Kojima makes a post modern house that changes aesthetics on the second floor
>Divides people but generally well received, architects love it

>Kojima makes a more traditional house, uses 1960s and 70s aesthetics
>People enjoy it, architects appreciate it but miss the genius of the second house

>Kojima makes a fourth house
>Some doors lead to nothing
>Backyard has a catapult
>Design from every previous house thrown in, no rhyme or reason
>Lock Ness monster is in the pond behind the house
>Old Man In the Attic from the first house is married to his smoking hot secretary from the second house (but not really?)
>Bisexual who was a part time Magician and lived in the second house has moved in but refuses to wear a shirt and explains all his tricks for no reason
>Only way to computer room is a long hallway full of microwaves
>Septic tank is broken

Infinity Ward builds a beautiful small woodland estate. Has a large kitchen, a refurnished basement turned into a game room, first and second floor balconies, a deck with a hot tub, a laundry room, a large living room with a fireplace, two bathrooms but no dedicated sewer line.

Treyarch builds a shoddy house. No toilet. Full of mannequins. About to be demolished in ten minutes.

>>98452799
Tripwire Interactive builds a house. They claim the floor kills you but it never does.

>>98457791
wow, I'm happy for him

>Team Silent
>Apartment complex