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>playing Batman: Arkham Asylum
>Batman's outfit gets increasingly tattered as the game progresses
>my face

ITT: Those tiny things in vidya you love
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:35 No.84581696
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>playing Batman: Arkham Asylum
>a retarded child could beat the combat segments
>there is nothing else in the game other than going from one area to the next and listening to the shitty story
>my face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:37 No.84581786
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>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:37 No.84581814
Any moron can beat a difficult game with enough trial and error. True value lies in the fun in playing and the presentation.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:38 No.84581869
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>Playing Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time
>Prince gets more naked as the game progresses
>my face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:39 No.84581945
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>playing tales of symphonia
>first playthrough
>was a dick to zelos because i didnt like him
>he says i was a dick before i killed him
>next playthrough
>nice to him because he grew on me
>he survived and calls me his bro
>I did not know this would happen
>mfw the story changed a bit
>> Lew 01/22/11(Sat)00:39 No.84581946
FIst of the north star ken's rage does that.

There you go OP
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:40 No.84581951
>True value lies in the fun in playing
meaningless, everyone finds something fun, largest market demographic is casual morons who will play anything
you're right in saying that slick presentation has completely replaced gameplay nowadays, at least
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:40 No.84581966
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>shot a guy, he stumbles back from the recoil of the bullet
>falls off a cliff
>Wilhelm scream as he goes over the edge
>> amidoinitrite? 01/22/11(Sat)00:42 No.84582092
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> Jedi Outcast
> swing my lightsaber at stormtrooper
> I cut off his arm
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:42 No.84582101
>Bioshock 2
>kill male splicer
>as he is dying he whispers "I am coming darling..."

>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:43 No.84582171

>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:43 No.84582176
The fun in the game is trying to beat it on the hardest difficulty, while trying to get hit as few times as possible while taking as little damage as possible. Kinda like DMC Bayonetta, etc.

If you don't really like trying to beat your hardest score, then you might not enjoy the game as much.

Also mother fucking Mark Hamill Joker and Poison Ivy's sweet sweet ass
>> Eori 01/22/11(Sat)00:43 No.84582216
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>every time I kick a ganado in the face while playing Re$
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:44 No.84582251
>Mod Halo:PC
>The wind that makes the flag flutter is actual wind, programmed into the game
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:44 No.84582295
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>Playing Stalker:Clear sky
>Wound enemy,leaving him gurgling in pain on the ground.
>Walk up to him.
>Raise pistol to his temple.
>Goodbye STALKER
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:45 No.84582341


I am glad you faggots are dying out, I prefer madden jocks and COD kiddies to you faggots, I spit on you.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:45 No.84582350
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>look down
>my face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:46 No.84582380
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same game

>lightsaber touches wall
>leaves golden burn mark in wall where ever it touches.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:46 No.84582384
>nazis boo when you run across the nightclub stage
>guard pays your bounty if he likes you enough
>Jedi Academy
>lightsabers make trails in the walls
>Overgrowth alpha
>punch someone in face, he falls over clutching his face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:46 No.84582419
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>The Darkness
>Look down
>How much you pull the trigger button is how much the character moves his finger
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:46 No.84582421
>The fun in the game is trying to beat it on the hardest difficulty, while trying to get hit as few times as possible while taking as little damage as possible.
That sounds like the exact opposite of fun. The fun part was going through the game once at its designed difficulty and not doing much more than a couple extra trials because the content of the engine didn't really justify an engagement of any more depth.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:47 No.84582489
i really liked arkham asylum. although everything in this post is true.

Uber easy game, but the voice acting and little shits made it such a good game :)
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:48 No.84582533
>Fire Emblem
>Danala danala danala danala danala danala
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:48 No.84582552
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>san andreas, gta 4.
>preform p.i.t meneuver on random civilian car.
>it works...
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:49 No.84582579
Yeah, by "this game has no challenge" what he meant was "HARDCOOOOOOOOOOOORE", not "this game should have challenge".

That's some weird fun, bro. Do you think for the next game they could put in a special mode that plays like every other game ever, in that it actually attempts to challenge the player instead of subjecting them to a mediocre comic script and some phoned-in voiceovers?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:49 No.84582591
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Vacuum cleaner.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:50 No.84582644
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First one of my life
>GoldenEye 007
>Shoot Dwayne in the throat
>Dwayne grabs throat, blood appears under hands
>Falls down slowly, as if losing air and blood
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:50 No.84582647
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Go on /v/
Find this thread
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:51 No.84582750
>Wound him.
>Stab the bastard.


>STALKER gets wounded.
>I charge out of cover and give him a medkit.
>He gets up and is a total bro to me.

>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:52 No.84582821
I've never seen a more obvious troll in my life. How are you idiots being suckered into it? Ignore him and he'll go away.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:53 No.84582917
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Samus actually changes her hand in order to change guns in Metroid Prime. Those hand signals on the HUD actually correspond with the gesture she makes. You can see it by using the fourth visor.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:54 No.84582955
>in a shootout with Bandits in Garbage.
>All but two bandits are dead.
>Both are wounded.
>One tried to help the other up.
>Mow him down.
>Let the poor bastard get eaten by dogs.

God I love STALKER
>> Commissar Girlfriend !nPurgEDOvU 01/22/11(Sat)00:54 No.84582963
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>Playing Dawn of War II
>Chaos Lord engages Plague Champion
>Playing Dawn of War II
>Kill enemy Farseer
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:55 No.84583022
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>Persona 3/4
>Going to a japanese school
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:56 No.84583051
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>running down a hallway
"ooh, nice curtains."
>prince brushes through a curtain

jesus christ I molested the shit out of those curtains every time.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:58 No.84583183
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>barrel of oil
>barrel leaks oil
>barrel stops leaking oil
>shoot it again at the top
>barrel doesn't leak oil
>shoot it at the bottom
>barrel leaks oil
>shoot a full barrel in 3 places
>the stream of oil that leaks out has simulated pressure and will go further the lower it is and the more oil is on top of it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)00:58 No.84583230

They all need to stop trying to define "fun". There is no straight definition and what people view as fun is different for everyone.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:00 No.84583313
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>Return to an old firefight area.
>Dead Loners and Bandits all over.
>One injured loner,give him medkit.
>See boars dragging dead bodies into the forest.
>Exo suit wearing loner propped up against the wall,dead.
>Check his gun and ammo,he has like half a mag left.
>See dead bandits all around him.
>The Exosuit fought to the end and saved the low ranking loner.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:00 No.84583358
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>"Bob's your uncle"
>wikipedia for said phrase
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:01 No.84583378
Before Prime I had thought she had a cybernetic arm. Didn't think they would have her hand inside a plasma reactor thing made into a gun.
>> Average !!E5VRe8f4A4G 01/22/11(Sat)01:01 No.84583404
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>Playing Arma 2
>Roll over in the grass
>The grass is actually flattened where I rolled over it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:02 No.84583499

Dude her whole body rolls into a ball.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:02 No.84583505
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I was about to post this, just with SoC instead. No matter how much times I do this, it never ceases to be amazingly satisfying.

It's also great when mutant animals run into anomalies and then they die.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:04 No.84583587
So is "How do you like 'dem apples?!"

The phrase is an actual term from WWI as mortar bombs where called 'toffee apples'.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:05 No.84583677
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>Mechwarrior 3
>Give some mech a face full of missiles
>He falls over
>Has to get up
>I'm so flabbergasted that a game actually includes this that I forget to take advantage of situation
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:05 No.84583709
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>Star Wars: Empire at War
>Ground battle totally mediocre
>Running around with Darth Vader, see Obi Wan
>Tell Darth to attack Obi Wan, expect both to trade generic hits
>they actually start to duel, complete with parries and counterattacks
>MFW I engage cinematic view and watch Vader finally slip past guard and slay Obi Wan
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:06 No.84583792
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>Reload a gun
>There's still a round in the chamber
>Simply swap magazine and continue shooting
>No dicking around with the gun

Sadly the only game I can remember doing this was Soldier of Fortune: Payback.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:07 No.84583911
>Use shotgun
>Have a choice between shot and slugs

Thank you New Vegas.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:09 No.84583987
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>Playing Demon's Souls
>Using a typical knight
>Pick up another shield besides the one I have
I wonder...
>My face when I could use two shields, one in each hand
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:09 No.84583990
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>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:09 No.84584008

STALKER does this, too. It's great if you are the type of player that restricts his weight limit to the point where multiple weapons are impossible.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:09 No.84584022
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>Playing No More Heroes.
>Cellphone starts ringing.
>It's coming from the Wiimote...
>Hold it up my ear.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:11 No.84584128
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>playing Iji
>Headbutt all the ceiling lights
>Get to the end of the level
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:11 No.84584157
>never heard the phrase "Bob's your uncle"
Your life has been a deprived one, my poor urchin.
>> Average !!E5VRe8f4A4G 01/22/11(Sat)01:13 No.84584283
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>tip it back and drink it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:13 No.84584305
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>Swat 4
>Reload with a half empty mag
>You save the half empty mag for later
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:14 No.84584366
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>get the GB Sounds item
>have it on all day erry day once I get it
>my face when played while battling Red
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:18 No.84584609
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I did this too.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:19 No.84584693
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>The Ball
>Becomes a flashlight during the dark stages

ain't much but i'm easily impressed.
>> LaBlueSkuld 01/22/11(Sat)01:22 No.84584835
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>Playing Drakengard
>In a closed in space, using a giant weapon
>It connects with the wall, stops mid-swing
>My face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:23 No.84584950
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>Mafia 1
>if you reload a half empty gun, Tommy just throws away the magazine (with all the remaining bullets inside), instead of them being magically transfered to new magazines
>Also, get in a firefight on the streets
>finish it, get in the car and drive to the other part of the city, do some shit, etc...
>on my way back, I pass the place of the fight
>... I wonder
>I exit the car and look on the ground
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:24 No.84584962
>The Darkness

That entire fucking game had me moist.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:24 No.84584973
>fighting hobo
>few good body shots on him, no blood
>crack him across the face with a lead pipe
>blood spray WITH TEETH

I love those games.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:28 No.84585204
>Gremio dies.
>Much later.
>Hey man, I thought you might want this.

Viktor, you rock.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:32 No.84585403
>Get arrow stuck in head
>It heals over before I take it out
>Arrow in head for every cutscene
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:32 No.84585434
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I'm trying to picture that so hard.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:34 No.84585557
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>Fluid melee combat akin to real life
>So fucking awesome seeing a sword hack into someone's arm
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:35 No.84585620
Iji is just full of those little things.
Sprites aren't mirrored
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:37 No.84585700
>implying recoil hits the recipient of the fired bullet
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:38 No.84585784

What game are we talking about?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:39 No.84585823
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>Kill everything first playthrough
>Second playthrough
>Run past the aliens
>Aliens form a truce
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:39 No.84585851

I'm gonna do that later, and play the rest of the game with zombie face paint and a head full of arrows.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:39 No.84585858
>–verb (used without object)
to draw back; start or shrink back, as in alarm, horror, or disgust.

Learn to english. It has different meanings.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:40 No.84585916
Euphoria is a fantastic thing.
>> seven Seven 01/22/11(Sat)01:40 No.84585924
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>Metroid Prime
>Condensation on the visor
>Can see Samus' eyes in the right conditions
>Heat is visible on the Power Beam after firing it rapidly
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:41 No.84585942
brb trying that.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:41 No.84585993
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It's funny because it's still wrong.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:42 No.84586044
>Playing Half-Life 2
>Shine Flashlight on Alyx
>"Ow Gordan That's bright"
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:45 No.84586247
>Playing REbirth
>Walking through the laboratory area trying not to explode
>Hear a faint rustling
>Chris is yanked off the ground and struggling as he's being choked by a Chimera hanging from the ceiling
>Shove a flash grenade in its carnivorous maw
>Drop to the floor and turn around; Fire one shot from my handgun
>Chimera's head explodes and bug juice oozes on to the floor as the Chimera still clings to the ceiling
>Insect legs reach for the missing head before the Chimera falls to the floor
>> The Foggy Golem 01/22/11(Sat)01:46 No.84586298
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>Fighting Father Elijah in the Vault.
>He takes cover near the power node.
>I charge, lacking cover.
>Put the Automatic in his face and hold the trigger.
>Slomo kill as his ragdoll goes over the edge of the platform.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:46 No.84586323
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>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:47 No.84586358
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>Odin Sphere
>character facing right
>decide to go left
>character sprite switches weapon to the other arm as it turns around
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:47 No.84586373
>Portrait of Ruin.
>Hold up as Jonathan.
>> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 01/22/11(Sat)01:48 No.84586436
>He mimes drinking the potion

>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:48 No.84586455
> playing overlord 2
> kill some baby seals, see its skull on the ground
> minion walks over, picks it up, and wears it as a helmet.
That moment alone was worth the 3$ i spent on it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:49 No.84586507
>Play Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
>Enter a new area
>Hear a women with a divine voice give you lore of the area.
I really love this about Crystal Chronicles the fact that it goes into the world lore.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:54 No.84586808
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>notice I have feet
>"oh this is cool"
>have a tendency to jump before a melee attack in games, feels like theres more power behind it
>character starts KICKING the foe
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:56 No.84586929
But... that game could've been better, had some spellcasting enemies to drop shit for your red/blue/green guys
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:57 No.84587001

Me too. Delicious accent. Also

>Hurdy and Gurdy being the same person
>That Selkie that tried to build immunity to the miasma

I really enjoy that game.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)01:58 No.84587047
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:01 No.84587259
>The Suffering
>People throughout the game implying you don't transform
>Implying you rip people in half with your bear hands
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:02 No.84587332
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>Mother sends me a letter
>Give a jerk response
>Go home some time later
>She pretty much ignores me because of it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:04 No.84587506
Shoot someone doesn't usually send people flying over ledges, but they might stumble back from pain and shock over the edge, a recoil from the pain
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:08 No.84587778
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>Mfw the entire time I was playing that game.
>Mfw the source engine was THE SHIT.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:08 No.84587799
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>>84587506 wasn't used that way in the original sentence.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:09 No.84587832
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>assassin's creed
>execute counter/combo kill
>guards recoil, looking shocked, instead of just sitting there waiting for me to finish
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:10 No.84587927
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>Playing HL
>Find Crossbow
>Shoot someone standing near a wall
>> Chicken 01/22/11(Sat)02:12 No.84588049
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>uncharted 2

>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:13 No.84588087
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>power to the people upgrade station
>see revolver capacity upgrade
"Oh dude, this can't really"
>mfw spoiler image
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:13 No.84588113
Someone post the Samus comic of her "Woah."ing at the rain on her visor.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:14 No.84588152

Well, I know which game I'm playing now. It's on PC too, right?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:14 No.84588175
>playing demon souls
>your not strong enough to wield that crossbow one handed
>forget to dual wield and fire = 5 dmg
>remember to dual wield = 75 dmg
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:14 No.84588193
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>NPCs actually turn and face you, making eye contact
>Bullets make actual bullet holes
>Arrows and shit from crossbows actually stick in the wall for a while and/or nails people to walls.
>My fucking face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:15 No.84588217
Yup. 20 Dollars. Was on sale for $5 before. Well worth the 20 here.
Not even the guy who posted that picture, I like the Wrench.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:16 No.84588323
pistol is god tier, bro
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:16 No.84588344
These are officially the best threads on /v/.
>> AUTOBOTS, TROLL OUT !vYYye24LQg 01/22/11(Sat)02:17 No.84588385
Not little but goddamn.

>Digging in Minecraft.
>Dig up to check time of day, nearly drown, block hole.
>Remember I have a clock
>Clock says night.
>Oh fuck I didn't shut the door at the top.
>Three Creepers and a Skeleton about ten blocks away.
>Seconds to plan something.
>Water comes in.
>Creepers and Skeleton get dragged away by current.
>I get sent in the opposite direction towards my emergency escape hatch.

Fuck yeah, water in Minecraft is a bro.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:17 No.84588433
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>Ezio hides his hidden blade hand under a cloak
>Cloak can get pushed off of his shoulder by certain movements
>He pulls the cloak back over his arm
>Guards can't see you holding your hidden blade out if you have the cloak over your arm
>Double mfw
>> B flat !hGm0Dp3h/k 01/22/11(Sat)02:17 No.84588437

Fuck. I need to play that game again now.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:19 No.84588528
>turn flashlight off in dark area
>Zombie noise directly behind me
>flip it back on and spin around

Fucking Alyx.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:19 No.84588545
I just like the Wrench.
I found myself always running out of ammo for that thing.
Of course, I didn't get the ammo upgrade, I was too busy upgrading my Machine Gun and Shotgun. Just personal preferences. For some reason, I aim better with rapid-fire than with single-shot. Like, every shot hits. Maybe it's just from my playstyle.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:19 No.84588546
No, you say "he recoiled from the pain." one cannot own or have a "recoil"
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:21 No.84588666
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>"hey dude check out this half life 2 trailer it just came out, they are showing the gravity gun"
>"fuck off you're shitting me"
>My face during the entire gravity gun demonstration
>My face when experiencing the source engine's physics and HL2's graphics for the first time.
>> AUTOBOTS, TROLL OUT !vYYye24LQg 01/22/11(Sat)02:21 No.84588694
Shotgun, wrench and Electro Bolt with Incinerate are God Tier, bro.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:22 No.84588770
Yes, I have to say it.

>Pretty much wear Kirin Tor tabard 24/7
>Reach Exalted
>Cataclysm comes out
>Return to Dalaran
>"Hey, there's Raél, a fine gentlemen you could rely on any day!"
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:23 No.84588832
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>go to warp speed
>space behind me appears red-shifted, space ahead is blue-shifted
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:24 No.84588892
>knock over guy farming
>get "pickup weapon"
>use a hoe as a weapon
>decapitate and mutilate 30 borgia guards
>fuck I love this game
>same shit with the broom
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:24 No.84588903
I loved Electric Buck for Big Daddies, and of course normal buck for EVERYTHING ELSE. Wrench had all plasmids upgraded. Awwwe yeeeah. I liked the crossbow itself, but, I always found it easier to just kill them, rather than set up little traps. Also, Incinerate is nice, but, Electrocute (I REALLY hope that's the name of the plasmid, it's been a while and it's 2:24) is always my favourite throughout the whole damn game.
>> Symmetrical Remorse !.D0pChKBIs 01/22/11(Sat)02:24 No.84588908
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>Playing The Darkness
>run out of bullets for pistol(before I got shotgun, etc)
>he fucking flips over his pistols that his friend gave him and pistol whips motherfuckers
>my face


>directional awareness in finishers allowing for upwards of 8 ways to finish kill someone


>kill one guy
>the remaining guys become increasingly terrified as you kill more, become more erratic in their firing patterns, etc.

Fuck that's a good game. Shame you have to start from the beginning after you beat it.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:25 No.84588969
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>Arkham Asylum
>Take down a couple guards in a stealth part via hanging them from gargoyles
>2 out of 6 guards left
>"Mental Status: Terrified"
>1 is walking backwards
>trips over his own feet
>turns around spraying bullets in the other direction out of fear

Also, mark hamill's joker.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:26 No.84589007
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>Playing Fire Red
>Viridian Forest
>Trainer battle
>Red doesn't turn towards the other trainer he's battling
>my face when I realized it
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:27 No.84589065
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>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:27 No.84589092
You have to be shitting me. I've been doing it the derp way the whole time.
>> Symmetrical Remorse !.D0pChKBIs 01/22/11(Sat)02:27 No.84589101
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I like your reaction, but I think this version suits your post better.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:29 No.84589202
seconding this

eve would be great if you could get your memory of it erased every day
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:29 No.84589232
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>Paper Mario
>Can go to the basement of your house and read luigi's journal
>Adds more entries as the game progresses

I love Paper Mario.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:30 No.84589283
That PROBABLY means you can't aim for shit.
At least, if it's a significant difference between how well you do between them.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:31 No.84589347
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>playing Eternal Darkness high as shit
>game is terrifying
>swords will not clip through walls or pointlessly clang against them.
>realistically completely stop when hitting an object
>zombie near the wall

now that I'm sober, i'm really glad they put that in
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:33 No.84589512
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>play TTYD
>get to the Glitz Pit
>talk to the toads in the lobby
>every few fights, they say something different
>watch an entire love story progress as I fight

Paper Mario. Fuck yeah.
>> AUTOBOTS, TROLL OUT !vYYye24LQg 01/22/11(Sat)02:33 No.84589522
>Audio Diaries.

>Bioshock 2
>Find Little Billy's Diary at the start of a level.

>Bioshock 2
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:35 No.84589626
How do you do it? You keep the blade hidden? Cause i've always kept it hidden...

I'm confuse.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:35 No.84589639
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>oh cool new mario rpg coming out

I pre-ordered and beat the shit out of that game.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:36 No.84589661
>>playing battlefield bad company2 multiplayer
>>haven't played bfbc2 before
>>playing around with different weapons decide to >>tryout the sniper rifle
>>oh look a helicopter, take random potshot
>>helicopter hovers a moment like nothing is wrong >>then fall out the sky and explodes

but yeah, recon is fun but engineer is so so much better
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:37 No.84589724
And after playing it I realized that Bowser really ISN'T going to get his own game.

And then I was sad.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:37 No.84589744
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>GTA games
>shoot anywhere, even 1 bullet
>civilians cower for a moment and even run away
>can rob stores and people for money in 3+
>> AUTOBOTS, TROLL OUT !vYYye24LQg 01/22/11(Sat)02:39 No.84589888
>Ratchet and Clank
>Weapons turn enemies into animals
>New one every game.

I love Insomniac for that.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:40 No.84589921
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>playing Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
>characters come up to second boss, cutscene starts
>he starts ranting about typical japanese level boss bullshit
>isa starts shooting at him while he's trying to talk
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:40 No.84589932
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>my face when my first game with Havok Engine.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:42 No.84590082
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> So... you like castlevaniaa?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:44 No.84590170
>halo reach
>invasion, spire, playing as elites
>dumb fuck Spartan on edge of spire with a DMR
>assassinate, expecting something kinda cool
>slash him across the chest and kick him right the fuck off the edge
>> Symmetrical Remorse !.D0pChKBIs 01/22/11(Sat)02:44 No.84590219
I noped like a motherfucker at Psycho Mantis. Fuck that was amazing 4th wall shit.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:46 No.84590315
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>Only play CS
>Don't give a fuck about hl2 and subsequently don't know shit about source engine
>CSS is released
>"Awww sweet look at those graphics"
>Shoot barrel
>it falls over and rolls

You cannot imagine how fucked my brain was.
>> AUTOBOTS, TROLL OUT !vYYye24LQg 01/22/11(Sat)02:47 No.84590382
>Red Faction: Guerilla
>Sledgehammer, Jetpack and Mines, all day, erry day.
>Destroy fuckhuge bridge after trapping a shitton of enemies on top.
>Dozens of vehicles tumble into the abyss.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:48 No.84590484
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> Ctrl+F: metal gear
> No Results
> people are talking about shit batman game

/v/... I'm disappointed.
This place become gamefaqs/gaia/xbox republic lair.
>> Symmetrical Remorse !.D0pChKBIs 01/22/11(Sat)02:49 No.84590527
Wafer buildings. Wafer buildings everywhere.

But I agree. Love that shit.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:50 No.84590580

We talk about MGS in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE THREADS. Christ, give it a break.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:50 No.84590587
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>Playing Bioshock 2
>Haven't seen any trailers.
>Meet Little Sister 1v1 in theater.
>Realize massive glass window behind her.
>MFW she starts climbing it.
>She destroys it, slo-mo ensues.
>Can't stop MFW
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:50 No.84590608


fuck off troll
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:50 No.84590612
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>Psycho Mantis appears
>my face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:51 No.84590623
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Metal gear is shit, Batman AA was a improvement over stealth games.

Batman AA is actually a game while Metal Gear was aways a shit movie made by japantards... it's stupid to think anything tha comes from japan could be better than US you fucking weeabo asshole.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:51 No.84590644
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>mfw throwing snakes at enemies
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:52 No.84590728
Hey recoilfags
   /v. rɪˈkɔɪl; n. ˈriˌkɔɪl, rɪˈkɔɪl/ Show Spelled[v. ri-koil; n. ree-koil, ri-koil] Show IPA
–verb (used without object)
to draw back; start or shrink back, as in alarm, horror, or disgust.
to spring or fly back, as in consequence of force of impact or the force of the discharge, as a firearm.
to spring or come back; react (usually fol. by on or upon ): Plots frequently recoil upon the plotters.
Physics . (of an atom, a nucleus, or a particle) to undergo a change in momentum as a result either of a collision with an atom, a nucleus, or a particle or of the emission of a particle.
an act of recoiling.
the distance through which a weapon moves backward after discharging.
It works from the first part of definition 2 and definition 5.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:53 No.84590762
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>The position of her legs changes depending whether she is standing on flat ground or incline
>angels speak enochian
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:53 No.84590791
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2/10, the both of you
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:54 No.84590841
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>Playing Half-Life: Opposing Force
>Get to "We are not alone"
>Get to the part where you jump through the portal to transfer to another area
>See Gordon Freeman through somebody else's eyes
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:55 No.84590902
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>Dead space
>0 gravity
>Flamethrower doesn't work.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)02:58 No.84591054
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>playing Far Cry 2
>throw a molotov at an enemy
>the grass below him starts burning, whole savanna slowly burns down

>guns quality degenerates over time
>close to dying, three opponents left
>gun jams

>low health, about to bleed out
>press heal button
>he lights 20 matches and coagulates the wound
>or takes out a bullet out of his arm with his teeth

>mission to take out an arms dealer truck
>put down IEDs(improvised explosion device) on the road
>lie in wait for 4 minutes
>truck arrives
>the IED was laying under the trucks front, flipping it backwards at its armed escort behind it

Why was this game bad again?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:02 No.84591361
>Freespace 2
>tailgate a capital ship
>its engine damages your ship
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:12 No.84591930
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>take model 870.
>12g rounds and magnum ammo.
>kill a guy from across the map.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:22 No.84592680
Oh man
>Exaulted with Wyrmrest Accord
>"Good to have you back in our presance, Nyomadae"
>Fucking dragons, man
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:26 No.84592935
>Playing Far Cry 2
>Driving any vehicle, or sitting down
>Turn your head left or right, it tilts as it passes over your shoulder

I fucking loved that. A little thing, but it was awesome.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:26 No.84592962
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lol, i remember that mission, did the same thing, shit was SO cash IEDs everywhere
>> Omelette du Fromage !!gWMBS/MQq5l 01/22/11(Sat)03:30 No.84593166
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>Playing Fist of the North Star Demo as Kenshiro
>Get the boss down to the last third of his health
>Suddenly this starts playing
>My face
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:30 No.84593184
>any type of game
>walk over can, cup, what the fuck ever on ground
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:30 No.84593194
>Jedi knight 2
>Receive lightsaber
>Cut Stormtrooper in half.


>Force choke
>Grab stormtrooper
>Trow him off a cliff.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:35 No.84593464
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>Dead Rising 2
>throw lawn dart
>Oh what the heck, nothing even hap-
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:48 No.84594129
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>mf the first time i listened to the music from Phendrana Drifts metroid prime
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:52 No.84594383
>playing Syphon Filter 1
>Shoot out lights in chateau level
>guards can't see me sneaking up and assraping them in the dark

Where the hell did this go in stealth games? All the goddamn horsepower in our consoles and PCs and we can't have FUCKING LIGHTING EFFECTS AFFECT THE ENEMY AI NOW?
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)03:56 No.84594572
>Playing NCAA Football 08
>Throw ball
>catch ball
>get tackled
>dirt gets all over uniform
>> ninny 01/22/11(Sat)03:59 No.84594717
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>Fire uzi a couple times
>see some smokey stuff
>"hey what is that"
>turn around
>smoke was coming from my gun and moved as my gun moved
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)04:01 No.84594790
>Overgrowth alpha
>Falling of a slope
>Falls while protecting head with arms
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>Shoot gun
>Clink clink
>Look at floor
>Spent, smoking cartridge shell on the floor
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)04:17 No.84595601
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>Any shooting game
>Run out of ammo
>Gun actually makes the click click click "HEY FUCKTARD THERES NOTHING LEFT" noise
>mfw "omg its just like real life!"
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)04:32 No.84596424
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all the Okami, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil and Devil May Cry references made me smile.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)05:15 No.84598344
>mfw the Metroid guys took a whole month making sure the plasma shooter thing was on the right arm on all the sprites.
>STALKER whirlwind anomaly takes up a pseudodog, plays with it, then obliterates it. I am amazed/thatscool/shitting my pants.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)05:24 No.84598751
>Character walking in a grassy field.
>The grass parts away as your move through it.

I just like those really simple touches when I first saw it all those years ago...
>> Slime !hbZ6eR.pYA 01/22/11(Sat)05:27 No.84598857
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>Monster Hunter
>Drink Booze
>Stumble around and fall over
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)05:29 No.84598969
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>Thunder comes after lightning
>Dog was startled and barks in fear after a lightning strike
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)05:30 No.84599011
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>Virtua Fighter 4
>snow stage
>the snow displaces as the fighters move around or fall in the arena

I wish you could go into a hunt while still drunk.
>> Slime !hbZ6eR.pYA 01/22/11(Sat)05:33 No.84599145
Oh god.
>About to swing hammer
>Accidentally throw it at monster
>> Gregarious !NANNANNANA 01/22/11(Sat)05:43 No.84599593
>Try to stand at an angle from behind cover and shoot someone while behind a wall.
>Every bullet embeds itself in thee wall.

I hate it when games automatically let you hit the enemy just because your crosshair moves their way.
>> Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)05:46 No.84599686
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>Star Wars: Republic Commando
>Unload a fully charged up Wookiee bowcaster into someone
>They fly backwards and stick to the wall behind them