Samus.

1. Women have more powerful orgasms than men
2. Anything for a chance to fuck snake
3. I would look pretty

So its choice of fucking a tight-pussied super girl or a grissly man? You think we're faggots or someting?

snake's, because i'm not a crossdessing faggot insecure about his sexuality.

i'm looking at you, /v/

Can I pick both?

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

>>27432316

half of /v/ admits to fantasizing about being a girl and getting pounded by grizzly men, when in fact they are neckbeards themselves.

>>27432313
>Women have more powerful orgasms than men
Not during intercourse they don't.

>2. Anything for a chance to fuck snake

fag alert

Wish to be snake
Wish to do samus

...I'm not gay but there's something about Snake's cum

>>27432369
and the other half are actually girls who get pounded by grizzly men on a regular basis

Samus, because I want to be female AND fucked hard by Snake.

Snake, of fucking course! I mean, you get to be the legendary Solid Snake AND fuck Samus.

And if you pick to be Samus... yeah, i understand. Everyone wants to get it on with The Dave.

READING COMPREHENSION 101

>>who's place would you rather be in?
>>who would you like to replace in this scenario?
>>would you rather rape samus or be raped by snake?

>>27432370

>>27432362
I wanna fuck myself too :)

alabama

Who is place?

this is now a samus x pikachu thread

Samus because sex with snake is a small price to pay for a powersuit and a spaceship. And tits.

Samus would grown a simbio dick and fuck Snake

>>27432426

see >>27432369

>>27432428
But if you are the Dave, then you can masturbate...I guess that's like having sex with yourself.
But. If you ARE the Dave, then...well you don't need to fuck the Dave, because you're just that badass.

>>27432391
>>think /v/ is mostly straight men

>>27432432
Rather be raped by Samus.

>>27432432
Well, if I was in Snake's position, there's a good chance that Samus could overpower me, so I'll just have to settle for pretending to not enjoy having sex with Snake.

>>27432432

VISUAL MEDIUM COMPREHENSION 101

THAT IS NOT WHAT RAPE LOOKS LIKE

Snake, fuck yeah im a legendary hero

>>27432494

Both...but I'd rather do Samus than be Samus, so I guess Snake

>>27432432
>who's place
>who is place

>>27432432

you dont comprehend well urself

"who's place would you rather be in?"
"who IS place would you rather be in"

I would rather be Snake, because I'm not a faggot.

*ahem*
>Whose place would you rather be in?

ITT:
A) be a fucking faggot that wears skin tight suits and prancing around going pew pew pew killin dudes like a goddamn fps

or
B) be samus, and kill the said faggot and burn his corpse

Hmmm...

Would I switch places with Samus, and have my ass reamed by Snake, or would I switch places with Snake and have consensual missionary sex with Samus?

Tough choice.

I'd rather be C. Falcon and fuck Samus

>>27432313
hahahahahaha oh wow

I'd de Snake...
if it were Big Boss i'd be Samus

Become Samus, rape Snake with a strapon.

How about this?

>>27432316
its 4chan.....ppl request pron of dick girls for christ's sake