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63 KB Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:15 No.14406599  
Hey, /v/. I'm a girl gamer.

I've posted on /v/ for several years now as anon, and have never once revealed myself as a girl gamer. I've been swimming through your posts and threads of women-hate for so long now, I actually considered not making this thread for a while.

I'm not here to go "HURR DURR IMMA GIRL GAMER THAT PLAYZ SIMS AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT LOL", nor am I about to tell you that you're antisocial faggots and should conform to the societal norms of being sociable and going to parties and whatever else.

I'm actually quite unable to find a lasting, loving relationship. My extreme vidya obsession, and specifically my Nintendo fangirlism, almost invariably drives away anybody that would be interested in me. Except you, /v/.

Any /v/irgins in the Toronto area?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:16 No.14406621
Fuck off.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:16 No.14406626
Girls are for fags.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:16 No.14406629
In before 200+ replies.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:16 No.14406634
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:17 No.14406639
in before massive misogynist sagebombs
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:17 No.14406650
>Hey, /v/. I'm a girl gamer.


>I'm not here to go...

Oh. Welcome to /v/
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:17 No.14406652
Depends on the size of your dick
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:17 No.14406655
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:18 No.14406660
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:18 No.14406663
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:19 No.14406678

I don't think you are a girl. Enjoy your cock and balls.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:19 No.14406685
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:19 No.14406687
i dont think you are a girl

enjoy being a lonely gamer boy all your life
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:20 No.14406697
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here's a pic of me

>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:20 No.14406699
There are no men on the internet.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:20 No.14406707
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:20 No.14406709
you're not a girl. I always get a boner when a girl starts a thread SO WHERE IS MY BONER
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:20 No.14406716
Cleaverly disguised /b/ post.
Still sage, though.
In every field.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:21 No.14406722
Hey guys I'm a boy gamer.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:21 No.14406731
everybody who is saging is too fargone into their own assburgers to even consider relationships with members of the opposite sex
>> Anonymous‮ ‬‬ 05/06/08(Tue)07:22 No.14406739
I'm not that far but I don't think I'll be of any help.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:22 No.14406741

When I'm taking a crap, the result looks better than you fucktard
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:22 No.14406756
I'm a Canadian alpha male. You best be high quality
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:23 No.14406768
Hey guys!
I am a dog on the Internet.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:23 No.14406772

I..I like boys :3
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:23 No.14406773
Oh look, the local internet white knight has arrived.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:23 No.14406777
ITT butthurt americans sage because she's in Canada
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:23 No.14406778

>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:24 No.14406781
I'm a /v/irgin from the toronto area.

this is tacky, but a/s/l?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:24 No.14406791
GTFO. Real social failures hook up at anime cons.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:24 No.14406797

OP if you're real email me

also dont bother spamming me faggots this is my other account
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:25 No.14406800
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:25 No.14406808
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:25 No.14406811
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:25 No.14406814
Just because you say it's your other account and that it's a wasted effort, doesn't mean that we're not going to anyway.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:25 No.14406816
I lol'd until i realised it was true, then CRAWWWWLLLIIIINNNGGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:26 No.14406823
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:26 No.14406829

i'm actually in montreal but it's close enough right?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:26 No.14406830
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:26 No.14406834

Yes. This is true. I know someone who hooked up with a girl at an Anime con. Their relationship is shit.
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:27 No.14406841
Sage goes in every field.

/v/ isn't a dating service for uglies.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:27 No.14406847
>I've posted on /v/ for several years now as anon
>4chan Launched October 1, 2003
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:28 No.14406854

>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:28 No.14406855
itt: internet white knights
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:28 No.14406857
Sage for nintendo.
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:28 No.14406859
I already have a girlfriend, and she isn't fugly.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:28 No.14406860
2008 - 2003 = 5 = several
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406862
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>> GTFO YOU DUMB BITCH - Also, SAGE sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406865
>lasting, loving relationship
Which of course can only be found on the internet.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406866
Do this there.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406870
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well what do you know, thats nearly 5 years. 5 years being more than a couple classes as several

OP here, i can 5 star number of the beast on expert. anyone interested yet?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406871
ITT misogynistic virgins rage at even the thought of a female being on /v/

man you guys are pathetic
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406872
Several doesn't mean seven, you fucking retard.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:29 No.14406875
no fag, you're a troll
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:30 No.14406879
Fat, ugly, or a man.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:30 No.14406881
Several normally reffering to about 3 years you dumbshit. And you are even more of a dumbshit thinking that you have to PROVE something to be fiction here.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:30 No.14406884
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Greetings humans. I'm a girl gamer and I like to disect your monkey brains.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:30 No.14406887
>Hey, /v/. I'm a girl gamer.

>I'm not here to go "HURR DURR IMMA GIRL GAMER
>> Anonymous‮ ‬‬ 05/06/08(Tue)07:31 No.14406894
>> sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:31 No.14406896
It would seem the white knights have founded an order.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:31 No.14406901
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:32 No.14406905
I don't care about GH3, but I am in Toronto, so what the fuck.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:32 No.14406907
My gf is a /v/tard :D
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:32 No.14406908
post alien tits
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:32 No.14406924

Doesn't mean 5 either.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:33 No.14406927
hey lets get together and talk about how great nintendo is all night and you can tell me your bishie and ill tell you mine
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:33 No.14406929
same person using shitty insult
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:33 No.14406930
Real OP needs to post a picture.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:34 No.14406934
Muhfuggen TITS NOOD!
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:34 No.14406941

Anyone who doesn't sage every field is automatically a gaiafag.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:34 No.14406945
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I love you /v/
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:34 No.14406946
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:34 No.14406948
OP here, >>14406930

See >>14406697

>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:35 No.14406955
And this /v/irgins, is the perfect example of why gamer chicks are so damn easy.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:35 No.14406958
Michigan. I live probably an hour and a half away.
>> Igor 05/06/08(Tue)07:35 No.14406960
What the hell is a "relationship"?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:35 No.14406963
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Am not.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:35 No.14406966

Oh, that is you? I was assuming it was a troll or something.

Now I feel kind of bad, actually.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:36 No.14406970
Actually, a lot of us are girls telling her to GTFO because THIS ISN'T A DATING SITE
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:36 No.14406973
Lonely nerds responding to this will probably get mugged in a dark alley.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:36 No.14406977
sup vivian
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:36 No.14406982
>My extreme vidya obsession

huh okay

>specifically my Nintendo fangirlism

Nintendo =! Extreme
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406983
Finding them is the hard part
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406989
sage for hideous
>> sage sage 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406994
ANON has no gender.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406996
You know it's obviously a troll when a less than gorgeous girl gives her pic out, because you know if you're not a 10/10 you're going to be shit on, and if you're a 10 you know you're not going to be believed.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406997
If that really IS her, it would explain why she can't stay in a relationship.
>> Igor 05/06/08(Tue)07:37 No.14406998
Because you only play mature rated games for hardcore gamers such as yourself right?
>> Ereh Erongi 05/06/08(Tue)07:38 No.14407000
durrrr im so ronery T_T

Hah hah.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:38 No.14407003
Go to a big lan party, there are normally atleast a few of them. The only place where you can impress girls with your quake 3 skills.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:39 No.14407010
>My extreme vidya obsession, and specifically my Nintendo fangirlism, almost invariably drives away anybody that would be interested in me.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:39 No.14407011
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Let's get busy OP.

You can stick it in my butt, if you want.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:39 No.14407015

Actually no, but you have to be seriously deluded if you think Nintendo is classifiable under "hardcore" or "extreme".
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:39 No.14407021
because we don't limit ourselves to one brand like fanboys do
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:39 No.14407022
can't stay?
Oh shit... who the fuck would be starting it, fuck staying.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:40 No.14407036
There are no genders on the internet. Only machines that generate text responses to one another. Don't fool yourselves.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:42 No.14407057

whole thread
>> The Arbiter !!V585jS7YbmW 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407082

>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407083
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You are correct, Helios my friend
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407087
I would rather hook up with the ditziest stuck up bimbo who complains and drains money and doesn't love me at all than touch that beastly looking thing.

I don't know about other guys, but if I wanted to just play video games without fucking someone I'd just play with my much more attractive male friends who I wouldn't be fucking all the same.
At least a stupid whore you can fuck even if she doesn't share your hobbies.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407090

>> The Arbiter !!V585jS7YbmW 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407093
>> Spy !2L2Ro2IPfM 05/06/08(Tue)07:43 No.14407095
Haha, OP, nice try, but it would've been better if you had stayed Anonymous. Anonymous as a name exists for a reason - I estimate that 20% of /v/ is girls.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:44 No.14407109

Please don't tell me /v/ looks like this.


lol self ridicule xD
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:44 No.14407119
Sauce of OP's pic? She's hot.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:45 No.14407129

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Sorry to break it to you...
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:46 No.14407160

Extreme referring to her obsession, you stupid fuck.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:46 No.14407162
That's what he said, self ridicule.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:46 No.14407168
Don't post your picture, I was eating for Christ sake.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:47 No.14407173
Yeah right, and you're straight if you like dudes.
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:48 No.14407207
several(a): (used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many; "several letters came in the mail"; "several people were injured in the accident"

Technically, a couple = 2, a few = 3, several = more than that, but not many.

Though to be fair I always hated that, why bother saying like I fought a few guys.. when you can just say I fought THREE guys. Whenever you say a 'few' people think more than three in that aspect and generally not a specific number.

But it's a specific number.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:48 No.14407208

I feel gay for commenting on another man's looks, but I have to say, you look a lot better then I do.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:48 No.14407215
His fly is undone.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:49 No.14407219

Oh man
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:50 No.14407227
I would post my picture on here but I think my rugged good looks would turn the small remaining straight males here gay
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:50 No.14407232
This is probably the worst place to find a date let alone a one night stand.

gang raep anyone?
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:50 No.14407234
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Do it. :3
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:51 No.14407252
>115 posts and 12 image replies
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:51 No.14407258
wow you almost look gayer than me
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:52 No.14407263

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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:52 No.14407264

If you want to start a gay console fanboi fapfest go make a new thread. And you forgot your sage, fagot.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:52 No.14407272
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countering faggotry
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:53 No.14407274
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Thank you.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:54 No.14407291

Oh man I fucking lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:55 No.14407306
I'd generally agree. But since I'm here, that makes this technically the best place, or at least one of the few. Because you can't find ME many other places.
>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)07:58 No.14407353
And nothing of value is missing.
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>> Anonymous 05/06/08(Tue)08:06 No.14407492
Trolling /v/ shouldn't be this easy.