hurr durr

So homey got his hat
And a basball bat
And went to kick it in Onett
Beatin' down the Shark threat
Big rollers like Pirkle thought homey was fly
So he opened giant step without askin why
So homey went in and made 'em scream like canaries
And got the melody of the first sanctuary
Before y'all could know he good to go
But the roadblocks prevented him from passin' so
chief Strong and the fuzz called homey up
and said "You be dead, cause you stirrin' things up"
But homey came around, and defeated the cops
Wit' da PSI Rox and got around the roadblocks


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I see this guy all the time, and I always worry that I may be caught in the crossfire of one of these retarded pictures.

I should dress as a Starman and break his shins.

Way down in Twoson homey got the detail
That a fly mama cita was bein held in a jail
And with the same guts used to clobba' da Sharks
He beat Everdred down in Burglin Park
So the G said "Ness, you gotta save this girl too
She was kidnapped by a cult, that likes the color blue"
So homey took wing, and went east so snappy
And forced his way into the hood of happy happy
Carpainter tried to give Ness a jolt
But the Franklin Badge gave him a bite of his own Bolt
And just like a story wit a happy end
Homey saved the day, and got himself a girlfriend

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"Yo my name's Jeff and I'm quite the brain
I can fix mad things and I can bring the pain
I got specs but I'm still an emcee
So now it's time for me, to tell my story
Some fly mama cita called me one night
And said "We stuck in Threed so bail us out, aight?"
So with the help of Tony I ran away from school
And went to see my poppa cause he'd know what to do, fool!
He said "Jeff, you wanna get there like thunder?
Well I suggest you kick it in the skyrunner"

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qaaa

Homey and his friends went into Fourside
Helped out some dudes called the Runaway Five
Things was goin good for homey but then
Some freaks kidnapped his girlfriend again.
So homey broke down and said "Holy Moley!"
But thought that maybe it was the work of Monotoli
He went around searchin through shady dives
And fell through a counter, and landed in Moonside
People in Moonside got it all messed up
It's a place where yes is no, and down is up
So he took out a statue named Mani Mani
And got back to save his mama cita's fanny

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Down where there's sun and the chicks is fine
Homey went to look and see what he could find
But just like a story with a bad mistake
Someone slipped him drugs, in a piece of cake
What was even weirder's that he saw some dude
In the far-out east, and his name was Prince Poo
And as soon as Poo, did his training at Mu
He was called to help out homey and his crew
So Poo got bizzy and parted his corhorts
And went to see homey via PK Teleport
And just like Buzz Buzz said long before
Homey's crew, became the Chosen Four.


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i got into one little fight and my momma got scared and she said i was moving with mah uncle and auntie in belair

Homey and his crew went to save the urf
A destiny, homey's had since birth
And even though he ran into some hardcore dudes
His strength and determination always pulled him through
He got all the way to the eight melodies
And went to Magicant like a feather in the breeze
It was trippy indeed, the world inside his mind
But the root of his evil he had to find
He got reacquainted with the flying man
And with the winged dude he made a plan
He found his mind's sea and in the middle of there
He went face to face with Ness's Nightmare

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When homey came back he became mo strong
And had the power that he'd wanted so long
He said "Now we go see Mister Saturn because
The Phase Distorter will bring us to Giygas"
So they traveled back in time to see if they could find
The dude who was tryin to corrupt people's minds
And when they hit the scene, homey couldn't believe
That his next-door neighbor had him deceived
So with all their might, and all their PSI
They took down Giygas, or at least they tried
But they only way they found, to take the beast down
Was to summon the power that makes the world go round

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holy shit anonymous. i was just listening to that song.

Fuck, that was awesome.

>>12225248
That's the coolest nigga I've ever seen.

/r/ song

the song is almost 8 minutes long
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Uploading to Megaupload now.

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Rap? In my EarthBound?

aa

Fucking win OP, fucking win.

Woh hey Earthbound, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Apparently it’s a three dimensional plastic case with a modern
day circuit board mounted inside, with the sole intensive purpose of entertaining a modern day audience of years ago but not limited to today.

Duhh, but I’ve never played this game! Sounds lame, but it’s true. And this unfortunate lack of game playing I can not undo.
The cartridge is downstairs you dumb fuck, go play it I say!
I don’t want to mommy, games make my wee wee tingle, ok?

Curiosity killed the cat, and cats are fat. So I measured the dimensions of the cartridge itself and have come to this stunning conclusion
Five point five, by three point five, by one point something, but that something means nothing.

A chemical analysis proves nothing of hypothesis of which I thought up in the shower while I read Nintendo Power.
WHAT?!
So I lied. But the fact remains that this game is made of grey plastic.
…OR SO I THINK.