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15 KB Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:25 No.120355082  
vidya related shit you do when no one is around
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:26 No.120355329
>see stick-like object laying around
>pick up
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:28 No.120355541
"Hey anon i'll be back later on just let yourself in"
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:28 No.120355611
Strip myself off, and continue doing daily activities naked.

I fap to video games this way.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:31 No.120355896
>Nobody home
>Beast mode activated!
>Run upstairs on all fours
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:32 No.120356047
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shit nigga i do this even when people are watching
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:32 No.120356071
sing and dance
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:32 No.120356127

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:33 No.120356182
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you guys are pretty fucking sad
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:33 No.120356234
>wake up in the afternoon because classes dont start till 1pm
>no one's in the house
>sometimes just have the urge to fucking run out my room
>do it
>feels so good
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:33 No.120356302
>Think I hear a burgalar.
>Remember the basics of CQC.
>Stalk around.
>Realise if there actually is a burgalar, I will probably get raped.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:34 No.120356397
>dealing with names; so-called
English isn't my first language... What is nominal in this situation?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:34 No.120356447
fap with door open, blow load on own abs. Penguin waddle to bathroom.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:35 No.120356517
Narrate my games and get really fucking into them. Shit talk them too. Call it sad if you want but I actually enjoy having fun and this makes it even more fun.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:35 No.120356563
>All alone on the road going to my home
>Start imagining I'm controlling a giant robot (Evangelion style)
If other people get on my road during it I imagine they are angels, so usually I tackle them down to rip and tear their guts out
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:35 No.120356591
I dance everywhere.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:36 No.120356661
Not reallly video game related but I like to prance around like a little girl sometimes.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:36 No.120356673
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:36 No.120356679
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I run around my apartment screaming for a medic sometimes
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:37 No.120356798
>in shower
>water running off of fingers
>sling it around
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:38 No.120356872
>calls others sad
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:38 No.120356931
Isn't that what the markers connecting ability was meant for? Motherfuckers did this in class and we always had a good laugh when we would fight and markers would fly everywhere

Seriously why else would they make it so they could connect?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:38 No.120356937
Water bending is fucking awesome amirite?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:39 No.120357022
>Walk around town.
>Pick out sniper nests and points of cover from them.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:39 No.120357083
When I play Homeworld I act like I'm an admiral and announce commands and shit. I usually make a Hiigaran battlecruiser as my own vessel I'm aboard. When I enter battle range I start telling commands and damage report etc.

It's fucking fun okay, let a man dream
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:40 No.120357188
either smoke weed or jack off to porn with the volume turned up
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:40 No.120357198
Sing at the top of my lungs with the vidya music.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:40 No.120357211
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TF2 style taunting.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:41 No.120357247
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just sounds cool
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:41 No.120357317
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I go full on ME2 when in social situations
>Talking with friend
>Decide i have 3 choices Good, Neutral, Horrifying
>Hmm, well i don't want him to run away..
>Nor do i want him to shrug off my comment
>In my mind i choose good
>Fucker still shrugs the comment off
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:42 No.120357435

So you wouldn't loose the cap. But still, it was pretty awesome to turn them into swords. I might buy a pack just so I can slap my bud with it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:42 No.120357446
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I pretend as though I am the general of a medieval nordic army, and I am about to give a speech to the legions of men before me, men eager to die for their homelands.
I get so few chances to really raise my voice as loud as I can, so I really ham it up. Feels good man.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:42 No.120357468
I talk while playing videogames, as if recording a Let's Play. In english, which is not my first language
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:42 No.120357477
>Walk on tip toes all the time with no problems
Well, most likely not vidya related, but i do that all the time at my house.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:43 No.120357562
I'm kawaii and shit
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:44 No.120357710
I collect bottle caps. Nobody gets the reference.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:44 No.120357730

Just means all readings are unremarkable or normal.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:44 No.120357732
Not alone bro.

I do that shit all the time because I was influenced by the aliens in Independence day.

It's fucking stupid, but I just can't stop doing it. Shit's stuck now.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:45 No.120357783
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>not crab walking to the bathroom and grunting
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:45 No.120357851
while playing blazblue while nobody is home i like to say funny ass lines you would expect of the character.

>playing as jin.





and then proceed to laugh my ass off.

i do this with friends too but...yeah
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:45 No.120357852
>not taking the metal tube thing off your hoover and using it as a shotgun
This thread makes me realize how retarded I am.
Feels doogman
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:45 No.120357890

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>whear a gas mask
>clear my apartment with my Mossberg 500
>babble in Russian gibberish
>drink vodka from the bottle
>pretend to take anti-rad(actually tylenol)

R.I.P. GSC Gameworld
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:46 No.120357910
Oh okay. Thanks for that!
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:46 No.120357942
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Fuck bro, somewhat comforting to know I'm/you're not alone.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:46 No.120357987
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when i go to crush a bug I'll hum some shadow of the colossus songs, move extra slowly and make overly large movements until I get him...pic kinda related
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:46 No.120358009
When no one is around I scream out "Fus Do Rah!" before particularly powerful farts.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358044
when I am running on the treadmill sometimes I pretend I am a thor running at top KPH. I even make the mechwarrior 3 movement sounds.

Feels good, man.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358056
When I'm home alone, and I take a dump, I scream at the top of my lungs. So fucking loud that if anyone walked in while it was happening, they would probably run out the door and call 911, the FBI, president, the local exorcist, and lock themselves in the basement for the next 10 years.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358104
>not owning a real shotgun
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358111
Are you me? No matter how hard I try, I can't fucking stop myself. I have to consciously remember to force my heels down.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358145

what game is this from?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:47 No.120358152
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Those will be very important to you if you live another...oh sixty years or so.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:48 No.120358210
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:48 No.120358268
Going down the stairs at an angle like Niko Bellic. Don't even tell me that none of you have done that. Doesn't even matter if people are around for this one, either
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:49 No.120358288
Act actions from games I just played or are currently like a 1-5 second action.
Something typical.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:49 No.120358296
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Jesus, what the fuck, /v/
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:49 No.120358326
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>Making breakfast early in the morn
>No one's home
>Perfect egg flip

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:49 No.120358366
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>Put iPod on battle music
>Pick up weapon of choice
>You are now the kingdoms last hope against the dark hordes

>Pick up airsoft gun
>Sneak around home
>You are now a hitman zoning in on his target

>Listen to a great song
>Picture singing it at the talent show
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358408
I use a pony spray in multiplayer game if no one's watching me play/I'm not playing with friends
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358414
I remember that thread
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358445
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i run down stairs the wierd, sidways way niko does in gta4
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358456
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I come up with game ideas and monologue as if I was presenting the game at E3.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358461
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Are you me?
I always catch myself leaning at that weird angle when I'm walking somewhere and have to turn a corner.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358463
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Goddamnit my sides hurt
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:50 No.120358473

When I'm out running, I put on the MGS3 theme and pretend I'm running from Ocelot.

Also when do any gardening, I put Zelda over world music on and pretend I'm farming for rupees.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:51 No.120358542
>pull sleeve over hand

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:51 No.120358557
put the shower on massage and pretend lasers and bullets are bouncing off me.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:51 No.120358596
Every time I win a match, I bernie until the next one starts up.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:51 No.120358602
>Cleaning my flat.
>Imagine flat is space ship and I'm performing "Routine maintainance"
>Also to prevent getting alien diseases that might kill me or make me a space-zombie.
>Have to do this to motivate myself enough to clean it.
>Have fan on at night because I like the white noise.
>Pretend the fan is the "Ship" engine.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:52 No.120358668
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>No one home
>Start yelling at my pets
>Scream jibberish
>Punch walls
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:52 No.120358694
When I'm driving I try to take perfect racing lines around all the bends.

I guess it's only tangentially vidya related, but it's definitely racing games that made me start doing it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:52 No.120358731
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I spray pony futa on reddit servers

I'm on their blacklist
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:53 No.120358751
He does it in a particular angle?
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:53 No.120358759
Spacestation 13 much?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:53 No.120358793
>put my back against the wall
>slide across it
>look around corners like snake
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Put my hand over my mouth and start talking like a helghast or combine soldier
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:53 No.120358832
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>put up hood
>pull sleaves over hands

I taokaka neow
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:53 No.120358886
>I do this
>Even imagine I can see the Gran turismo "driving line" with the blue/red speed indicator.
>Realise half the time im in the middle of the fucking road.
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>Picture singing at the talent show
sucks because im so incredibly quiet, and I cant sing for shit. I wish I could
>> MANTRIWI(*・∀・)/♡ !sB4iMANTRA 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120358962
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120358975
Walking outside, see someone I know. Say hi and continue on.

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120359003
I do at least one Kamehameha.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120359009
I try to navigate through the house with my eyes closed when no one's home.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120359023
Idle animations, anyone?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:54 No.120359035
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My first PC game was ELITE. I blame it for that.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:55 No.120359073
This is me. For as long as i've known, i've been activating beats mode when going up stairs. No idea why. I used to have a dog when I was a kid so maybe I learnt from it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:55 No.120359085
Just walk around in the hallway, back and forth, back and forth.

Just thinking about what other awesome shit I can add to my personal vidya world. Also, walking is very relaxing for me.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:55 No.120359108
I walked around with my dick erect.

felt good man.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:55 No.120359149
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359167
I walk around like an Argonian.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359176
>roommate not in dorm
>dance to every catchy song I listen to
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359206
Fap even though I don't feel like it. Can't waste the opportunity. Videogames
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359228
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>pick up the TV remote
>hold it like a gun
>sneak around the house and feel like Solid Snake

Hell yeah motherfucker.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359230
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>sit swivel computer chair
>I am now an AA gunner

Feels good.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359243
I talk shit to my cat when im home alone
and also sing disney songs as loud as I can
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:56 No.120359266
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)21:57 No.120359290
>clear my house with an invisible handgun
>sometimes sneak around my house sort of pretending I'm Snake
>Doorknob sticks on the door to my computer/vidya room
>sometimes get it stuck open
>kick open and pretend I'm an OPERATOR
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:57 No.120359302
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I pretend to be bateman when i see dubs / look in the mirror then proceed to laugh
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:57 No.120359313
are you me?
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Man, I'm gonna do that as well.
I leave my computer on an white noise.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:57 No.120359374
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this is actually good exercise man.

>mfw i go on a job doing this
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:57 No.120359401
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I make my cat and my GFs parrot fight to the death.

Fucking pussy bird. Not going near the lamp or couch anymore.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359442
>nobody home
>find nearest dog
>start speaking gibberish while flailing like an idiot
>dog makes the weirdest noises ive ever heard, like its about to puke out its insides
>instantly falls asleep
>family opens front door 30 seconds later
>dog wakes up with no recollection of the experience

Am I a magician?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359458
I know that feel.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359459
>on a job

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359464
>everyone leaves
>tie a piece of cloth around my head like a head band
>cut shit in half in the back yard with katanas
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359473
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I do this with people around too, but when I'm just standing still sometimes I start rotating my torso in equivalent patterns back and forth for no reason like some NPCs in FFVII do.

That's what it reminds me of, anyway. Been doing that shit for fucking years.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359503
YES, So fucking much. It makes vidya 10x more fun.
>> Wily 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359513
You have no fucking IDEA how much i do that,
Plus i only use like 5, so i'm like a real char.
It's funny as shit because two of my friends are slowly catching on.
>> Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O. 12/12/11(Mon)21:58 No.120359546
>clear my house with an invisible handgun


>Dead Space 2 comes out
>Motherfucking special edition
>Put some batteries in my motherfucking plasma cutter
>Combat roll around my apartment at 3am
>What the actual fuck are you doing Yes Man?
>Flatmate heard me whispering PEW PEW
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:59 No.120359554
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that feel when you realize your parents secretly tape everything you've done while they were away.

>all that fapping
>wearing your moms panties and bras
>Trying to fuck the cat

bad feel brahs
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:59 No.120359616

Haha, oh wow. I gotta do this.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:59 No.120359642
I do the fan thing.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)21:59 No.120359671
>Nobody home
>I am suddenly Sam Fisher
>Start "sneaking" around the house using Sam Fisher's sneaking pose
>Look around corners
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I used to get paranoid thinking my dog had a camera hidden inside it to spy on me.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:00 No.120359756
I actually cooked spaghetti once and put it in my pockets. I then blew up my sex doll and put her (her name is sarah) behind a fake gamestop table and proceeded to act out 12 copypasta stories
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:00 No.120359803
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you're acquiring wizardship
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:00 No.120359810
>shift weight leg to leg
> stretch
>look from left to right.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:00 No.120359826

Same kinda

>Nobody home
>Go around acting like Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star
>Punch pillows and pretend they're already dead
>Go up to my dogs and say," Omae wa mo, shindeiru" and pretend to hit them in key nerve points causing their brains to explode

Sometimes I take my dogs out back and run around with them : 3
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:01 No.120359839
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CAN'T. STOP ME NOOOOOOOW Cause I'm havin' such a good tiiime. Just GIVE ME A CAAAAALL.

I don't do anything vidya related.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:01 No.120359871
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:01 No.120359872
>Not doing it in public
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:01 No.120359881
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>CQC at all times
>turn around a corner like snake with the gun and knife in that certain position
>mfw someone finds me
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)22:01 No.120359922
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>that feel when even with my invisible gun, I maintain a damn-fine Weaver grip
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360006
>get out of a shower/bath
>steam everywhere
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360020

when i finished reading this post i heard the noise genome guards make when they see you. I need ot take a break from vidya.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360023

lol'd heartily
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360063
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360066

Not vidya but when I'm taking a piss after having to go really bad I always shout


usually followed by a very girly moan
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360072
Not really vidyo related, sometimes when playing vidya though.

> Talk and argue with myself as if I'm two people with two personalities
> It helps with me being a hermit autist with no friends. ;_;
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360088
>Sneak around corners
>Back against walls, try to look aruond corners like in video games, try to understand why its possib le in vidya to see behind a wall with only your nose going past the corner
>Learn to perisferical vision
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:02 No.120360092
>cross my arms for a few seconds
>look around
>knack knuckles all cliche-like
>> Beyond !!crHfsH7+pxy 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360098
Once or twice I sang the snake eater theme
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360105
My sides!
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>not performing drunk kung-fu
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360112
>Pretend to get shot-stabed, then fall to the ground dead
>Reload invisible guns

Now that I think about it I really should just go kill myself.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360123
>>Think I hear a burgalar.
>>Remember the basics of CQC.
>>Stalk around.

I do this too, but I make a beeline for the knife block and stalk around dual-wielding
I at least want to CHOOSE what I'm stabbed to death with
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360156
I do the fan thing too, though it's not an engine or anything.

No, I'm weirder, I pretend the fan is keeping me alive while I sleep.

I have no idea why I do this. But I can't sleep without it.

Apparently it doesn't count around someone else's house though. But IF they have a fan I have to have it on or I'll die.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360159
> no ones around
> look down at my dog
> push my dog over
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360162
>Bring small backpack, spending night at a friends house before we go camping
>Packed with extra pair of clothes, first aid, water, food, compass, pen, notebook, etc.
>Carrying my knives in my pockets, wearing dark green jacket, wool cap, fingerless gloves, jeans, and boots
>Nighttime, walking to friends place, go through woods, luckily brought my headlamp
>Decide to stop, sit on a log, eat some rations (Some tuna salad with some crackers to go along with it, tastes pretty good for such a long shelf life)
>Reminisce about old friends
>"He was a good stalker."
>Stalk my way to friends house, speaking to myself in nonsense Russian

Ayup. I also do the shower thing where the water runs off your fingertips. Shit is so cash.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360207
>run across three rooms of a row house



>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:03 No.120360224
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>Any object even vaguely sword-like
>implying I'm not Link

>any object even vaguely gun-like
>implying I'm not solid snake

>implying my vision isn't augmented

>walking the dog
>implying he's not dogmeat and I'm not wandering around a post apocalyptic wasteland.

Such is life in vidya.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360250
holy shit im not fucking alone

I was always paranoid that my cat had a camera in its eyes and was actually a robot my parents used to watch me. It explained why his eyes glowed...
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360287
Slightly related but

>Snow Shoveling
>Twirl the shovel around like it's a spear or some shit and slice at the big piles of snow
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360299
>Go up to my dogs and say," Omae wa mo, shindeiru"

I always say "I know you can talk. I know about the dog conspiracy to pretend you're stupid so you can infiltrate human society. You can't fool me."

You know; just in case.
>> Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O. 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360303
I also do Rocky-esque montages sometimes

>Put on the Rocky theme
>Put in earphones
>Jog as fast as I can up ten floors to my apartment
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360305
>no one's around
>pretend to be Wesker

Do I frighten you?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:04 No.120360327
>it's threads like these that makes me sad that we're not all friends
>> !AZULaFMcQ. 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360343
I don't know if it's video related but I incorporate a lot of dance steps to my movement whether or not people are around
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360352
>Talking to someone.
>Imagine I have a CASIE implant.
>Try and imagine what it'd tell me about them.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360360
>playing vidya
>have volleyball in my room
>hear family leave the house
>start fucking yelling at it hysterically
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360366

Motherfucking this, I spout vidya one-liners so much that I'm starting to do it in public.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360373
Scream really loud.
Like I'm being murdered.

Fun stuff.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360404
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I do fighting game charac idle stances all the time. Then I come up with actual movesets for them, and practice doing the same move over and over before quickly going back to the stance. OR at least for like 6 minutes, because by then it gets old.

Fuck, I just want to design the playstyles of a fighting game's roster. I'd be creatively fulfilled for the rest of my life.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360429
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>Back when everyone was like "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER"
>No ones home
Dam that show was good.
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360433
>Worst character in the series
Hah, fag.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360448
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360460
Fuck yeah

>Getting a drink from the Water Fountain
>Gather a bunch of it in my cheeks
>Drink while walking away
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:05 No.120360469
Seriously, we need a /v/ college
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 12/12/11(Mon)22:06 No.120360505
>do this
>also pick out places to freerun

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:06 No.120360543

Yeah, no
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:06 No.120360579

>No one's around, late at night.
>Position myself in the middle of the living room in a martial arts fighting pose
>Pretend to gather energy in my hands
>Force so hard my face goes red from all the blood rushing
>My hands tremble as I tense the muscles as if it's actually having some effect on me

It never works sadly...
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:06 No.120360603
>nobody in house
>start playing a game
>do real well
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360640
Walk around in that really weird terrorist holding an AK way. The way he half turns around and hunches over.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360654
I think theres gotta be people around you for it to work
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360681
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Okay, so I don't do this when I'm alone but it's vidya related.

>Whenever I'm explaining the rules of something to someone, get this INSANE urge to say "don't even THINK of using autofire, or I'll know"
>Explaining king's game while drunk.
>Say this out loud.
>Everyone is too drunk and laughs anyway.
>Still haunts me.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360685
>play to much TvC
>Start mimicking Hurricane polymar's fighting stance / moves
>singing "forces" from berserk just because

i'm sorry, but polymar has the most fucking BADASS moves ever.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360686
>Not deep frying your own shit and then throwing it a people.
>I seriously hope, etc
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360699
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>Come out of the shower
>No one's around
>Put on some hairgel

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360703

not to be a casual, but thats the one oblivion/morrowind character, right?

/r/ing that thread where the OP kills that NPC and follows his daily routine.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360708
>he thinks TTGL is good
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:07 No.120360721
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I often times mime holding a rifle or pistol and clear
rooms as I go.
My roommate and I both attempt to make a pistol and shout "bang" at the other if we cross paths while doing something.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360751
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When I was a kid I used to put a blanket around me and play with fire thinking I was a wizard.

>mfw I couldn't find the matches after they caught me
>> !AZULaFMcQ. 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360756
Do you ever pick up a banana and start clearing rooms with it?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360763
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>No one in house
>Imagine as if I got into a full fledged fight with a large group of people and how I'd react
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360782
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Give it up
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360786
>No one's around
>Pretend to be Wesker
You will not survive this
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360799
>implying Wesker isn't a total Mary-Sue
>he was just badguy
It's like something a six-year-old would come up with, man.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:08 No.120360866
i play video games

and fap to video game fanart
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:09 No.120360904
>Remember Quake
>Remember kickass frag video
>Start jumping with invisible gun and grunting
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:09 No.120360953
At work, when I time things perfectly, I'll say out loud "I'M THE BEST" like Toad.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:09 No.120360993
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:09 No.120360995
>fighting game my away from place to place
>idle animations
>half step shuffles
>stiff posture dashes
>hop backwards
>jab, jab, reverse jab, backfist, reverse hook, uppercut
>flying knees
>throw myself around like I'm taking hits
>character voices
ever since I was something like 12
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361022
>Shadow box various enemies late at night
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361049
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361051
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My neighborhood works in the day, I work at night, so I always have 8 hours alone
I have to make sure no one is home though so that I can do...what it is I do
>Own a full set of plate armor and several high grade machetes
>Brother owns a massive grocery store
>He has tons of Watermelons, Grapefruit, Pumpkin, gourds etc. that reach expiration dates and he can't sell
>He can't use them himself despite them still being pretty decent
>I take as much as I can
>Set up fruits on various stands, positions and arrange them in shapes of people on sticks
>Put on armor, get my machetes and hammers
>scream HAVE AT YOU
>run at hapless fruit with my full fury
>Smash and slice shit for hours
>MFW big black Neighbor watched me do it once
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361060
Oh man! I thought I was the only one who did this! I always feel this urge that I have to break the fourth wall in conversations, but I can never sate it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361098
whats the game in the gif?
>> Blues DLN-000 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361108
>beat friend
>Preform demoman's ka-boom taunt
>dont give a fuck
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:10 No.120361128
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361159
>implying i dont have a moustache I dont grow the fuck out of and wax to resemble dr robotnik
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361176
>About 8 or 9 years old
>Get home from school
>Super Mario 64 castle theme in my head
>Run up the stairs and around my rooms like mario while making the noises he would
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361205
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Sorry /v/
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361219
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361226
I usually train noises in different pitches and volume levels. I want to scream as loud as I can just for the sake of it but always too afraid someone might be just at the door or nearby.

Other things like walking with a low center of gravity and reaaally pushing each step all the way until the other foot comes around. Obtaining jogging like speed and massive control.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361251
That is genius.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361268
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>Laying there in bed
>Looking at can tab
>"Come on. Just fucking move. I swear I wouldn't tell anyone if I had super powers. Please just show me I'm not just some other guy. Please."
>Exhale from extreme concentration
>It moves

O-oh...wait...god dammit
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:11 No.120361285
holy nuts are you me?
I do the first and last thing almost everyday.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361310
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361311
I listen to my favorite game soundtrack, the Banjo-Kazooie soundtrack, and sing it at the top of my lungs. Also Zelda music (specifically the Dark World theme) and Metroid Music (RED SOIL FUCK YEAR).

But I usually do all that anyway.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361327
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I do this.
Except I really do Lets Plays

Well, at least I'm trying to start it up, but I'm too fucking lazy to do it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361378
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I cuddle up to my dragon vagina when i go to sleep like a kid with a teddy bear.
Then when i wake up in the morning i fuck it and then clean it in the shower
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361385
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:12 No.120361398
>Kick my cat
>He goes flying by the window
>Lands safely and then runs away
>I Look up

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361434

I'm not the only one ;-;
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361439
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>drink vodka from the bottle
>pretend to take anti-rad(actually tylenol)

Oh god never change fellow Stalker brothers.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361442
sadly yes, I do call him wilson
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361478
>Playing around with a sword shaped object
>Find a piece of paper laying on the ground
>Place sword on paper
>Swing sword upward, launching the paper
>Hit my fucking dog
>It freaks out
>Runs away
Grade: 1.20
Exp: 100
Gald: 200
>> MrCristian !!afrCFIWJEbA 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361488
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>Imitate Character Voices
>Mostly from MegaMan X4 & other vidya
>Then I do the voices while playing vidya
>> Wily 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361492
youtube link? I'd like to watch when they arrive.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:13 No.120361498
That .gif man, that is my roommates whenever i stream vidya games.
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:14 No.120361560

I lost it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:14 No.120361582
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This. Fucking this.

>Light candle in my room
>Snap my fingers because I got an answer right on this quiz I was taking
>Flame flickers
>Snap my fingers again
>Snap both my hands in two motions
>Two flickers
>Wave my hand back and forth like a fucking autist at the candle
>Moves rapidly
>Giggle like a god damn moron
>realize the vent above my room is making it flicker
>My face when
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:14 No.120361606

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>have Fusion Technique memorized since I was a kid
>just in case I ever need to combine with someone
I haven't even practiced in fucking years and I could do it right fucking now if I needed to.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361669
No you don't.
I'm trying to appeal to the casual audience and record from my 360.

Although, if you want a good one, check out Videooven. He hasn't put up much lately, but he's hilarious.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361671
>Stack of old business cards.
>Occasionally pick one up, yell "PERSONA!" and crush it.
>My persona never comes.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361692
I lines a pair of sweatpants with a ziplock bag so i could keep spaghetti in my pockets.No, really.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361693
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361694
So much Bioshock much fucking Bioshock.
That and I fucking loved Charles Xavier.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361722
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361737
>Making stew
>Pretend I'm a mad scientist/wizard creating a devilish concoction
>"And now for the coup de grace... pigmy dragon veins!"
>Add in some scallions
>Bring shit to a boil
>"YES..... YEEEEES!!"

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361743
>go to toolshed
>fap while standing
>cum drips to the floor
>dirt and dust gets caught in drying cum
>over the years accumulated until it's like a carpet of dirt
>marvel at my creation each day

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:15 No.120361769
Sometimes I run around like Sonic.

No Autism bro.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:16 No.120361787

>Fuse with me
>We turn into Gaben
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>make random attack move
>jump around
>paddle with arms and hands
>pretend i cast a spell and shoot invisible fireballs
>mfw soda can drops on floor because im stompig around like an elephant

>sometimes i can improve my internet connection by 1mb/s when im meditating infront of my comp
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120361966
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>mfw i used to meditate infront of my old shitty 98 to make it load faster

fuck yeah
>> Wily 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120361974
Yes i do.
I don't care if it's console or PC.
Share your name bro.
If you're afraid email it too me
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120361986
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120361997

>no one home
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120362009
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>step into shower, pull curtain
>immediately start fighting invisible ninjas/monsters
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120362012
Oh god, that reminds me.
>Look away/minimize the download manager so it doesn't notice you seeing it go fast, otherwise it will slow down.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:17 No.120362023
>talking gibberish to pets

thank god im not the only one.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:18 No.120362040
>Play FFX when it came out.
>Hum/chant the prayer of the fayth when I'm alone.
>Thunderstorms keep happening when I do.
>Now feel like I have to chant it whenever a thunderstorm comes up.

I fucking love thunderstorms.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:18 No.120362042
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>something ocelot related that isn't those finger wags
My thing is however, "Alright. I'M ALIVE AGAIN"
>Remote control, vidya controller, shaver needs batteries
>slide each battery like a powerful bullet into the reciprocal like it's a chamber
>snap the cover shut
>Micro-waving something
>get right to the last 5 seconds
>at 01 hit reset and yank open the door
>First time having sex.
>orgasm once
>flip her over and snap on a new condom
That fucking phrase, just stuck with me
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:18 No.120362089
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>mech walkan
>pet buggan
>bad dancean
>house ninja-an
>fantasy worldan
>guilty pleasure song singan

all me
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:18 No.120362103
I go through Demon's Souls/Dark Souls and make an inner monologue for my character.
Very, very loudly.
It's pretty good for stress relief.
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>13 years old or so
>Watching that DBZ episode where Gohan teaches videl to fly
>Copy everything he says
>Still not flying

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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:18 No.120362136

>Step into shower, pull curtain
>immediately start being raped my tentacle monsters
>start fapping
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:19 No.120362199
That shit works, bro.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:19 No.120362262
If you really want to,

Not black, created the account way back when I was into rap.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362298
I can go ahead and tell you you're doomed to fail if that's what you're doing. Eventually you're going to really stop enjoying it. It's better to do LPs with games you enjoy and not for the popularity of it. Trust me, if you're good and do what you enjoy, someone will come along and give you that notoriety you're looking for. Other than that, it'll seem really uninspired and you'll just attract a lot of twelve year olds.
>> Superscooter !!HzIcuQE89cB 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362312
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How... did you know....

too bad I don't have stairs now
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362323
That's hilarious.

>Have a brother who lives in the states now, don't see him more than once every year or so.
>Every time we see each other, we both have to do Liquid snake impressions and yell BROOOOTHHERRRR! at each other.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362330
>listening to badass song
>picture singing it in front of all my old grade 7 classmates so they would finally think I'm cool
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362331
>Playing a video game
>Am alone or with close relatives
>Sassy Black Female mode, activated!
Aww, nah enemy. Nah. You don't come up in ___'s turf; in ___'s GRILL and try and push that shit on me. It won't fly. Ya hear?! Dat shit don't fly, nigga. I'm a strong, black women who don't need your ground attack. Why you swinging that chain 'round when I dodge your shit, nigga? Damn.
>I am so white I disappear in milk baths.
Or if I get frustrated enough, I'll raise my voice and then get embarrassed and insult it in monotone instead.
>Batman, you cocksucker. Don't let him see you-WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY BATBRAINS? FUCK YOU I'M GLAD YOU'RE AN ORPHAN!
>I'm sorry Batsy. I didn't mean it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362336
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>nobody home
>run around with my arms outstretched like Sonic
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:20 No.120362386
>Download some hero music in my mp3
>Get some "opening" music
>Start an adventure in my own world

I fear the neighbours know what i am doing.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362412
It's fucking freezing out there and I'm not about to go outside but I'll upload the pre-toolshed one which is in my basement and people often see.

Give me a few minutes
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362458
i practice my "kung-fu," with all the yelling and air kicking.

i have never taken a martial arts class in my life
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If I'm playing vidya like Battlefield or some FPS I'll set up my mic mock the characters like "Be advised enemeh is setting up the charge" "We are osca- nope nevermind just got killed how am I stilling talking I don't know" or sing highway to the dangerzone while in the jet. If it's an RPG I'll speak medieval

If I'm cooking I'll pretend I'm on a cooking show and tell the "audience" how to prepare a dish.

Walking through the hallway I'll crouch and hug the wall as I walk back to my room.

Exiting out of the shower I'll pretend I'm some experiment that just left its containment chamber.

If I'm running out of food I'll talk like snake "getting hungry need to find some rations"

Carry my unloaded 12 gauge and kick open doors to play swat

And I'll do the random God Hand shadow boxing from time to time
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362518
oh god my brother and I have done that once.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362519
When something is loading and my PC screen goes black I close my eyes in hope that when i open then up said thing will have loaded already.

I-I don't know, man. I just do it.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362522
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Or when Gohan shows her how to focus her fucking energy.

Jesus fucking christ...this guy down the street from me.

>Some 28 year old told me that he loves DBZ as much as the next guy.
>He stayed up all night focusing and he said he saw something but he passed out from exhaustion.
>He wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not
>He doesn't remember even having a dream.
>My face through his entire story
I mean come on, why would a fuck 28 year old bullshit with a 14 year old?
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362523
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>I'm sorry Batsy. I didn't mean it.

My sides
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:21 No.120362526
>Wake up at 4AM hungry as fuck for no reason
>Roommates all sound asleep
>There are some toaster strudels downstairs
>Ninja Mode, activated
>Whisper ninja sounds under my breath like "HYOH! HIYAH! SHO!!"
>Fluffy socks will dampen my footsteps
>Every creak of the floor is a life or death situation
>Spend half an hour doing something that would otherwise take 5 minutes

Nobody would probably give a shit if I just told them "I got fucking hungry, sue me." But whatever man.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:22 No.120362607

I do this but with guitar. And I do it with songs I can't actually play ;_;
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:22 No.120362619
oh man, this is gonna be so hot
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:22 No.120362629
But, I enjoy a few casual games. The gameplay from a lot of them seems fun for me, be it because of the gameplay or because of the people. Like TF2 and CoD.

Also putting up a Miner character playthrough for Skyrim soon. And commentary with my friends.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:22 No.120362637
>play it and speak/react to things with each character like I was LARPing

Sorta like

>fight ornstein and smough as my silver knight
>Say aloud "Of course, I am tasked with besting you both in battle to take my rightful place as the greatest knight in Anor Londo..."
>"A fair battle, I salute my fallen allies."

>fight kellogg as my 'clumsy' knight, play him in the sense he uses a claymore one handed without the strength requisite, also mismatched armor and a cracked shield
>"I...I think I can do it! F-fight me, c-cruel wench!"

I say it in my head if people are around, but aloud if nobody is.
>> Superscooter !!HzIcuQE89cB 12/12/11(Mon)22:22 No.120362668
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Friend me. Now.
>> Donald.jpg !Y4upoOtiSI 12/12/11(Mon)22:23 No.120362687
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>mfw this song was stuck in my head for 2 years straight because of burnout
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:23 No.120362768
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>Buy Nerf Melee Weapons
>Tie a rope to the hilt of the Mace
>Equip Shield
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362798
>ITT: people talking about when parents aren't home

Why aren't you the parents yet?
>> Wily 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362822
You have one more viewer.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362823

That changes things. It's just really frustrating to see people fall into the same trap when it comes to lets play. Lets play can be a lot of fun but only if you do it with stuff you enjoy. If you were trying to do things you didn't really enjoy, then yeah, that'd be an issue, but if you enjoy it, then have fun with it!
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362825
>14 years old
>Playing Kingdom Hearts a little before christmas
>Loving every fucking minute
>Find my red shorts and pretend I'm Sora
>Waving an actual wooden sword around too
>Realize I will never have a life changing adventure with my favorite Disney characters

Fuck you, Reality.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362869
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>talking gibberish to pets

>mfw everyone in my family does this
>granda does it the worst
>mfw even the cats fucking hate it and start meowing and walking away, giving weird looks whenever they do it

Well actually it's just one cat now, the other got killed in November. The house is alot quieter now.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362870
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>mfw I do it too
>> Beyond !!crHfsH7+pxy 12/12/11(Mon)22:24 No.120362914
We would be horrible parents
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120362972
>Paperball on the floor
>Throw it flawlessly inside trash bin from afar.

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120363029
The most recent thing I've done is yell "FUS RO DAH" in my house.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120363032
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>Pick up stick and airsoft gun
>Pretend im stylish

>Listening to PSG OST
>Fly away
>Start stripping in the sexiest way possible
I realize I probably looked retarded

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120363036
Thanks, man. If I get a better computer, then I'll put up more stuff from there.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120363041

>open palm
>try to summon magic weapons
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:25 No.120363042
>long piece of wood/metal
>suddenly master swordsman

rapier master race reporting in.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:26 No.120363081
Holy shit.
Started when playing Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing, used to close my eyes and then open them when I thought it was done loading, shit is so cash.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:26 No.120363085
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>wake up in morning.

>flip body out of bed through contortions better left to indians

>somehow standing upright beside bed

it's like I'm really a slayer of demons
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:26 No.120363111
>Crumple up paper in frustration
>Look at waste basket
>Throw paper up against the wall and catch it
>Slam it into the basket
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>Narrate my life's story in a max-pyane film noir way.

I do this manly in the shower.


>Find a few sticks, imagine new combat systems for games. Like how the sword would be swung, and certain ability's and their effects on monsters.


>Walk around the house with crap in my pockets and act like It's an inventory.
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:26 No.120363172
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Oh god what
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363194
THIS except I do that even when people are home.

Haters gonna hate, seems like a pretty efficient way to climb stairs if you ask me ..
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363211
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>be younger
>run with arms back and duck down like sonic
>everyone mocked me for it
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363220
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363222
>Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing

My nigga-est nigga.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363229
>spew metaphors that make no sense or whatever just sounds plausible

Max Payne 1/2 had an effect on me.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363240

Fucking disgusting.

Clean your damn floor.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:27 No.120363244

>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363286
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363296
Every time I masturbate and have a huge load coming I scream UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE at the highest volume I can
It makes it actually more enjoyable
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363331

I'm gonna throw up.
I commend you for your deeds.
>> Donald.jpg !Y4upoOtiSI 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363349
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363363
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I know that feel

>remember something that happened years ago
>realize how much of a moron I was
>hate myself for doing so
>want to go back in time to revert it
>that feel
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363366
>> MrCristian !!afrCFIWJEbA 12/12/11(Mon)22:28 No.120363388
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I know that feel.
>> Dan the Viking 12/12/11(Mon)22:29 No.120363406
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>feel like a wizard when you get it just at the right time
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:29 No.120363469
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>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:29 No.120363470
>Not yelling "UNDERSTAND" with every "jerk" of your dick.
>Die of protein-related malnutrition.
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When I was a kid I'd run around my house pretending it was a Doom level. Wherever we had redish carpets that'd be lava. My cat was a cacodemon.
>> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:30 No.120363545

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