>see stick-like object laying around
>pick up
>I AM NOW A SWORDMASTER

"Hey anon i'll be back later on just let yourself in"
SWAT TEAM BREACHING IN 3 2 1! MOVE MOVE MOVE SHIT COVER ME

Strip myself off, and continue doing daily activities naked.

I fap to video games this way.

>Nobody home
>Beast mode activated!
>Run upstairs on all fours

>>120355896
shit nigga i do this even when people are watching

sing and dance

>>120355896

FUCK YOURE ME.

you guys are pretty fucking sad

>wake up in the afternoon because classes dont start till 1pm
>no one's in the house
>sometimes just have the urge to fucking run out my room
>do it
>feels so good

>Think I hear a burgalar.
>Remember the basics of CQC.
>Stalk around.
>Realise if there actually is a burgalar, I will probably get raped.

>nominal
>dealing with names; so-called
English isn't my first language... What is nominal in this situation?

>>120355082
fap with door open, blow load on own abs. Penguin waddle to bathroom.

Narrate my games and get really fucking into them. Shit talk them too. Call it sad if you want but I actually enjoy having fun and this makes it even more fun.

>All alone on the road going to my home
>Start imagining I'm controlling a giant robot (Evangelion style)
If other people get on my road during it I imagine they are angels, so usually I tackle them down to rip and tear their guts out

I dance everywhere.

Not reallly video game related but I like to prance around like a little girl sometimes.

I run around my apartment screaming for a medic sometimes

>in shower
>water running off of fingers
>sling it around
>I HAVE THE SEA AT MY FINGERTIPS

>>120356182
>weaboo
>calls others sad

>>120356673
Isn't that what the markers connecting ability was meant for? Motherfuckers did this in class and we always had a good laugh when we would fight and markers would fly everywhere

Seriously why else would they make it so they could connect?

>>120356798
Water bending is fucking awesome amirite?

>Walk around town.
>Pick out sniper nests and points of cover from them.

When I play Homeworld I act like I'm an admiral and announce commands and shit. I usually make a Hiigaran battlecruiser as my own vessel I'm aboard. When I enter battle range I start telling commands and damage report etc.

It's fucking fun okay, let a man dream

either smoke weed or jack off to porn with the volume turned up

Sing at the top of my lungs with the vidya music.

TF2 style taunting.

>>120356397
just sounds cool

I go full on ME2 when in social situations
>Talking with friend
>Decide i have 3 choices Good, Neutral, Horrifying
>Hmm, well i don't want him to run away..
>Nor do i want him to shrug off my comment
>In my mind i choose good
>Fucker still shrugs the comment off
>Mfw

>>120356931

So you wouldn't loose the cap. But still, it was pretty awesome to turn them into swords. I might buy a pack just so I can slap my bud with it.

I pretend as though I am the general of a medieval nordic army, and I am about to give a speech to the legions of men before me, men eager to die for their homelands.
I get so few chances to really raise my voice as loud as I can, so I really ham it up. Feels good man.

I talk while playing videogames, as if recording a Let's Play. In english, which is not my first language

>Walk on tip toes all the time with no problems
Well, most likely not vidya related, but i do that all the time at my house.

I'm kawaii and shit

I collect bottle caps. Nobody gets the reference.

>>120356397

Just means all readings are unremarkable or normal.

>>120357477
Not alone bro.

I do that shit all the time because I was influenced by the aliens in Independence day.

It's fucking stupid, but I just can't stop doing it. Shit's stuck now.

>>120356447

>not crab walking to the bathroom and grunting

while playing blazblue while nobody is home i like to say funny ass lines you would expect of the character.

>playing as jin.

>BROOOOOOOOTHHHERRRRR

> IF ANYONE TAKES YOUR VIRGIITY IT WILL
BE MEEEE!

> IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY, THE DAY I GET TO RAPE YOU!

> SPAGHETTI IS STRAIT TOO, UNTIL IT GETS HOT!

and then proceed to laugh my ass off.

i do this with friends too but...yeah

>not taking the metal tube thing off your hoover and using it as a shotgun
This thread makes me realize how retarded I am.
Feels doogman

>>120357732
>>120357477

TIPPY-TOES MASTER RACE

>whear a gas mask
>clear my apartment with my Mossberg 500
>babble in Russian gibberish
>drink vodka from the bottle
>pretend to take anti-rad(actually tylenol)

R.I.P. GSC Gameworld

>>120357730
Oh okay. Thanks for that!

>>120357732
Fuck bro, somewhat comforting to know I'm/you're not alone.

when i go to crush a bug I'll hum some shadow of the colossus songs, move extra slowly and make overly large movements until I get him...pic kinda related

When no one is around I scream out "Fus Do Rah!" before particularly powerful farts.

when I am running on the treadmill sometimes I pretend I am a thor running at top KPH. I even make the mechwarrior 3 movement sounds.

Feels good, man.

When I'm home alone, and I take a dump, I scream at the top of my lungs. So fucking loud that if anyone walked in while it was happening, they would probably run out the door and call 911, the FBI, president, the local exorcist, and lock themselves in the basement for the next 10 years.

>>120357852
>not owning a real shotgun
ISY.ect

>>120357477
Are you me? No matter how hard I try, I can't fucking stop myself. I have to consciously remember to force my heels down.

>>120356447
>>120356447
>>120356447
>>120356447

what game is this from?

>>120357710
Those will be very important to you if you live another...oh sixty years or so.

>>120356447

Going down the stairs at an angle like Niko Bellic. Don't even tell me that none of you have done that. Doesn't even matter if people are around for this one, either

Act actions from games I just played or are currently like a 1-5 second action.
Something typical.

>>120358056
>>120358009
Jesus, what the fuck, /v/

>Making breakfast early in the morn
>No one's home
>Perfect egg flip

"NO-ICE!!!!!"

>>120358210
>MEMEBASE.com

>>120358104
>ISY
ISHYGDDT

>Put iPod on battle music
>Pick up weapon of choice
>You are now the kingdoms last hope against the dark hordes

>Pick up airsoft gun
>Sneak around home
>You are now a hitman zoning in on his target

>Listen to a great song
>Picture singing it at the talent show

>>120355082
I use a pony spray in multiplayer game if no one's watching me play/I'm not playing with friends

>>120355082
I remember that thread

i run down stairs the wierd, sidways way niko does in gta4

I come up with game ideas and monologue as if I was presenting the game at E3.

>>120358268
>>120358268

Are you me?
I always catch myself leaning at that weird angle when I'm walking somewhere and have to turn a corner.

>>120358009
Goddamnit my sides hurt

>>120358044

When I'm out running, I put on the MGS3 theme and pretend I'm running from Ocelot.

Also when do any gardening, I put Zelda over world music on and pretend I'm farming for rupees.

>pull sleeve over hand

GET THE FUCK BACK I'M SAMUS

put the shower on massage and pretend lasers and bullets are bouncing off me.

Every time I win a match, I bernie until the next one starts up.

>Cleaning my flat.
>Imagine flat is space ship and I'm performing "Routine maintainance"
>Also to prevent getting alien diseases that might kill me or make me a space-zombie.
>Have to do this to motivate myself enough to clean it.
>Have fan on at night because I like the white noise.
>Pretend the fan is the "Ship" engine.

>No one home
>Start yelling at my pets
>Scream jibberish
>Punch walls

When I'm driving I try to take perfect racing lines around all the bends.

I guess it's only tangentially vidya related, but it's definitely racing games that made me start doing it.

I spray pony futa on reddit servers

I'm on their blacklist

>>120358268
He does it in a particular angle?

>>120358602
Spacestation 13 much?

>put my back against the wall
>slide across it
>look around corners like snake

Put my hand over my mouth and start talking like a helghast or combine soldier

>put up hood
>pull sleaves over hands

I taokaka neow

>>120358694
>I do this
>Even imagine I can see the Gran turismo "driving line" with the blue/red speed indicator.
>Realise half the time im in the middle of the fucking road.

>Picture singing at the talent show
sucks because im so incredibly quiet, and I cant sing for shit. I wish I could

>>120358898

Walking outside, see someone I know. Say hi and continue on.

THIS SHIT IS LIKE ANIMAL CROSSING

I do at least one Kamehameha.

I try to navigate through the house with my eyes closed when no one's home.

Idle animations, anyone?

>>120358759
My first PC game was ELITE. I blame it for that.

>>120355896
This is me. For as long as i've known, i've been activating beats mode when going up stairs. No idea why. I used to have a dog when I was a kid so maybe I learnt from it.

Just walk around in the hallway, back and forth, back and forth.

Just thinking about what other awesome shit I can add to my personal vidya world. Also, walking is very relaxing for me.

Vidya?
I walked around with my dick erect.


felt good man.

I walk around like an Argonian.

>roommate not in dorm
>dance to every catchy song I listen to

Fap even though I don't feel like it. Can't waste the opportunity. Videogames

>pick up the TV remote
>hold it like a gun
>sneak around the house and feel like Solid Snake

Hell yeah motherfucker.

>sit swivel computer chair
>I am now an AA gunner

Feels good.

I talk shit to my cat when im home alone
and also sing disney songs as loud as I can

>>120359176
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmrOB_q3tjo&ob=av3e

>clear my house with an invisible handgun
>sometimes sneak around my house sort of pretending I'm Snake
And
>Doorknob sticks on the door to my computer/vidya room
>sometimes get it stuck open
>kick open and pretend I'm an OPERATOR

I pretend to be bateman when i see dubs / look in the mirror then proceed to laugh

>>120357468
are you me?

>>120359035
Man, I'm gonna do that as well.
I leave my computer on an white noise.
MY APARTMENT IS NOW INTERGALACTIC. And clean, fuck yeah!

>>120359243
WELL, ALI BABA HAD THEM 40 THIEVES

>>120359167
this is actually good exercise man.

>mfw i go on a job doing this

I make my cat and my GFs parrot fight to the death.

Fucking pussy bird. Not going near the lamp or couch anymore.

>nobody home
>find nearest dog
>start speaking gibberish while flailing like an idiot
>dog makes the weirdest noises ive ever heard, like its about to puke out its insides
>instantly falls asleep
>ohgodwhathaveidone.png
>family opens front door 30 seconds later
>dog wakes up with no recollection of the experience

Am I a magician?

>>120359228
I know that feel.

>>120359385
>on a job

*jog

>everyone leaves
>tie a piece of cloth around my head like a head band
>cut shit in half in the back yard with katanas

>>120359228
Mahnigga

I do this with people around too, but when I'm just standing still sometimes I start rotating my torso in equivalent patterns back and forth for no reason like some NPCs in FFVII do.

That's what it reminds me of, anyway. Been doing that shit for fucking years.

>>120357468
YES, So fucking much. It makes vidya 10x more fun.

>>120359023
You have no fucking IDEA how much i do that,
Plus i only use like 5, so i'm like a real char.
It's funny as shit because two of my friends are slowly catching on.

>>120359290
>clear my house with an invisible handgun

I'M NOT ALONE

>Dead Space 2 comes out
>Motherfucking special edition
>Put some batteries in my motherfucking plasma cutter
>Combat roll around my apartment at 3am
>What the actual fuck are you doing Yes Man?
>Flatmate heard me whispering PEW PEW

that feel when you realize your parents secretly tape everything you've done while they were away.

>all that fapping
>wearing your moms panties and bras
>Trying to fuck the cat

bad feel brahs

>>120359023

Haha, oh wow. I gotta do this.

>>120358602
I do the fan thing.

>Nobody home
>I am suddenly Sam Fisher
>Start "sneaking" around the house using Sam Fisher's sneaking pose
>Look around corners

>>120359554
I used to get paranoid thinking my dog had a camera hidden inside it to spy on me.

I actually cooked spaghetti once and put it in my pockets. I then blew up my sex doll and put her (her name is sarah) behind a fake gamestop table and proceeded to act out 12 copypasta stories

>>120359442
you're acquiring wizardship

>>120359023
>shift weight leg to leg
> stretch
>look from left to right.

>>120358668

Same kinda

>Nobody home
>Go around acting like Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star
>Punch pillows and pretend they're already dead
>Go up to my dogs and say," Omae wa mo, shindeiru" and pretend to hit them in key nerve points causing their brains to explode


Sometimes I take my dogs out back and run around with them : 3

CAN'T. STOP ME NOOOOOOOW Cause I'm havin' such a good tiiime. Just GIVE ME A CAAAAALL.

I don't do anything vidya related.

>>120359023
wat?

>>120359756
>Not doing it in public

>CQC at all times
>turn around a corner like snake with the gun and knife in that certain position
>mfw someone finds me

>>120359546
>that feel when even with my invisible gun, I maintain a damn-fine Weaver grip

>get out of a shower/bath
>steam everywhere
>I AM EXPERIMENTAL CREATURE NOW LOOSE

>>120359881

when i finished reading this post i heard the noise genome guards make when they see you. I need ot take a break from vidya.

>>120359756

lol'd heartily

>>120359839
>can't

>>120355082

Not vidya but when I'm taking a piss after having to go really bad I always shout

>IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR

usually followed by a very girly moan

Not really vidyo related, sometimes when playing vidya though.

> Talk and argue with myself as if I'm two people with two personalities
> It helps with me being a hermit autist with no friends. ;_;

>Sneak around corners
>Back against walls, try to look aruond corners like in video games, try to understand why its possib le in vidya to see behind a wall with only your nose going past the corner
>Learn to perisferical vision

>>120359023
>cross my arms for a few seconds
>look around
alternatively
>knack knuckles all cliche-like

>>120359756
Oh GOD
Once or twice I sang the snake eater theme

>>120359756
My sides!

>2011
>not performing drunk kung-fu

>Pretend to get shot-stabed, then fall to the ground dead
>Reload invisible guns

Now that I think about it I really should just go kill myself.

>>120356302
>>Think I hear a burgalar.
>>Remember the basics of CQC.
>>Stalk around.

I do this too, but I make a beeline for the knife block and stalk around dual-wielding
I at least want to CHOOSE what I'm stabbed to death with

>>120359642
I do the fan thing too, though it's not an engine or anything.

No, I'm weirder, I pretend the fan is keeping me alive while I sleep.

I have no idea why I do this. But I can't sleep without it.

Apparently it doesn't count around someone else's house though. But IF they have a fan I have to have it on or I'll die.

> no ones around
> look down at my dog
> VOS RA DA
> push my dog over

>Bring small backpack, spending night at a friends house before we go camping
>Packed with extra pair of clothes, first aid, water, food, compass, pen, notebook, etc.
>Carrying my knives in my pockets, wearing dark green jacket, wool cap, fingerless gloves, jeans, and boots
>Nighttime, walking to friends place, go through woods, luckily brought my headlamp
>I AM IN THE ZONE
>Decide to stop, sit on a log, eat some rations (Some tuna salad with some crackers to go along with it, tastes pretty good for such a long shelf life)
>Reminisce about old friends
>"He was a good stalker."
>Stalk my way to friends house, speaking to myself in nonsense Russian

Ayup. I also do the shower thing where the water runs off your fingertips. Shit is so cash.

>run across three rooms of a row house

FOLLOW ME

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

>Any object even vaguely sword-like
>implying I'm not Link

>any object even vaguely gun-like
>implying I'm not solid snake

>sunglasses
>implying my vision isn't augmented

>walking the dog
>implying he's not dogmeat and I'm not wandering around a post apocalyptic wasteland.


Such is life in vidya.

>>120359742
holy shit im not fucking alone

I was always paranoid that my cat had a camera in its eyes and was actually a robot my parents used to watch me. It explained why his eyes glowed...

Slightly related but

>Snow Shoveling
>Twirl the shovel around like it's a spear or some shit and slice at the big piles of snow

>>120359826
>Go up to my dogs and say," Omae wa mo, shindeiru"

I always say "I know you can talk. I know about the dog conspiracy to pretend you're stupid so you can infiltrate human society. You can't fool me."

You know; just in case.

>>120359546
I also do Rocky-esque montages sometimes

>Put on the Rocky theme
>Put in earphones
>Jog as fast as I can up ten floors to my apartment
>I'M MOTHEFUCKING ROCKY

>no one's around
>pretend to be Wesker

Do I frighten you?

>it's threads like these that makes me sad that we're not all friends

I don't know if it's video related but I incorporate a lot of dance steps to my movement whether or not people are around

>>120360224
>Talking to someone.
>Imagine I have a CASIE implant.
>Try and imagine what it'd tell me about them.

>playing vidya
>have volleyball in my room
>hear family leave the house
>start fucking yelling at it hysterically

>>120358326

Motherfucking this, I spout vidya one-liners so much that I'm starting to do it in public.

Scream really loud.
Like I'm being murdered.

Fun stuff.

>>120359023
>mfw
I do fighting game charac idle stances all the time. Then I come up with actual movesets for them, and practice doing the same move over and over before quickly going back to the stance. OR at least for like 6 minutes, because by then it gets old.

Fuck, I just want to design the playstyles of a fighting game's roster. I'd be creatively fulfilled for the rest of my life.

>Back when everyone was like "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER"
>No ones home
>._.
>LOL GIGA DRILL BREAKUHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
>HEY CAT WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
Dam that show was good.

>>120360305
>Wesker
>Worst character in the series
Hah, fag.

>>120358832

>>120356798
Fuck yeah
Also

>Getting a drink from the Water Fountain
>Gather a bunch of it in my cheeks
>Drink while walking away

>>120360327
Seriously, we need a /v/ college

>>120357022
>do this
>also pick out places to freerun

FUCKIN' MIRROR'S EDGE AND ASS CREED.

>>120360433

Yeah, no

>>120360299

>No one's around, late at night.
>Position myself in the middle of the living room in a martial arts fighting pose
>Pretend to gather energy in my hands
>Force so hard my face goes red from all the blood rushing
>My hands tremble as I tense the muscles as if it's actually having some effect on me
>KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It never works sadly...

>nobody in house
>start playing a game
>do real well
>YOU AINT SHIT GAME, YEAH BRING IT ON. BRING ME YOUR -game unit-, BRING ME YOUR -tougher enemy-, I'LL KILL THEM TOO.

Walk around in that really weird terrorist holding an AK way. The way he half turns around and hunches over.

>>120360579
I think theres gotta be people around you for it to work

Okay, so I don't do this when I'm alone but it's vidya related.

>Whenever I'm explaining the rules of something to someone, get this INSANE urge to say "don't even THINK of using autofire, or I'll know"
>Explaining king's game while drunk.
>Say this out loud.
>Everyone is too drunk and laughs anyway.
>Still haunts me.

>play to much TvC
>Start mimicking Hurricane polymar's fighting stance / moves
>singing "forces" from berserk just because

i'm sorry, but polymar has the most fucking BADASS moves ever.

>Not deep frying your own shit and then throwing it a people.
>I seriously hope, etc

>Come out of the shower
>No one's around
>Put on some hairgel
>Yeah GAL O SENGEN.

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>120360305

not to be a casual, but thats the one oblivion/morrowind character, right?

/r/ing that thread where the OP kills that NPC and follows his daily routine.

>>120360429
>he thinks TTGL is good
>laughinggetterrobos.mkv

I often times mime holding a rifle or pistol and clear
rooms as I go.
My roommate and I both attempt to make a pistol and shout "bang" at the other if we cross paths while doing something.

When I was a kid I used to put a blanket around me and play with fire thinking I was a wizard.

>mfw I couldn't find the matches after they caught me

Do you ever pick up a banana and start clearing rooms with it?

>No one in house
>Imagine as if I got into a full fledged fight with a large group of people and how I'd react

>>120360305
Give it up

>>120360305
>No one's around
>Pretend to be Wesker
You will not survive this

>>120360543
>implying Wesker isn't a total Mary-Sue
>he was just badguy
>BUT NOW HE HAS SUPER POWERS NOW SO HE CAN'T DIE AND... AND... HE'S SO COOL AND HE WEARS SUNGLASSES AND ALL BLACK AND HE'S REALLY FAST AND REALLY STRONG AND-
It's like something a six-year-old would come up with, man.

i play video games

and fap to video game fanart

>Remember Quake
>Remember kickass frag video
>Start jumping with invisible gun and grunting

At work, when I time things perfectly, I'll say out loud "I'M THE BEST" like Toad.

>>120360703

>fighting game my away from place to place
>idle animations
>half step shuffles
>stiff posture dashes
>hop backwards
>jab, jab, reverse jab, backfist, reverse hook, uppercut
>flying knees
>throw myself around like I'm taking hits
>character voices
ever since I was something like 12

>Shadow box various enemies late at night

>>120359385

My neighborhood works in the day, I work at night, so I always have 8 hours alone
I have to make sure no one is home though so that I can do...what it is I do
>Own a full set of plate armor and several high grade machetes
>Brother owns a massive grocery store
>He has tons of Watermelons, Grapefruit, Pumpkin, gourds etc. that reach expiration dates and he can't sell
>He can't use them himself despite them still being pretty decent
>I take as much as I can
>Set up fruits on various stands, positions and arrange them in shapes of people on sticks
>Put on armor, get my machetes and hammers
>scream HAVE AT YOU
>run at hapless fruit with my full fury
>Smash and slice shit for hours
>MFW big black Neighbor watched me do it once

>>120360681
Oh man! I thought I was the only one who did this! I always feel this urge that I have to break the fourth wall in conversations, but I can never sate it.

>>120360763
whats the game in the gif?

>beat friend
>Preform demoman's ka-boom taunt
>dont give a fuck

>>120360799
ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS

>>120360360

>implying i dont have a moustache I dont grow the fuck out of and wax to resemble dr robotnik

>About 8 or 9 years old
>Get home from school
>Super Mario 64 castle theme in my head
>Run up the stairs and around my rooms like mario while making the noises he would

>>120360993

Sorry /v/

>>120361128
YOU DON'TSTANDA CHANCE!

I usually train noises in different pitches and volume levels. I want to scream as loud as I can just for the sake of it but always too afraid someone might be just at the door or nearby.

Other things like walking with a low center of gravity and reaaally pushing each step all the way until the other foot comes around. Obtaining jogging like speed and massive control.

>>120361051
That is genius.

>Laying there in bed
>Looking at can tab
>"Come on. Just fucking move. I swear I wouldn't tell anyone if I had super powers. Please just show me I'm not just some other guy. Please."
>Exhale from extreme concentration
>It moves
>FLIP RIGHT THE FUCK OUT

O-oh...wait...god dammit

>>120358385
holy nuts are you me?
I do the first and last thing almost everyday.

>>120361098
Vanquish.

I listen to my favorite game soundtrack, the Banjo-Kazooie soundtrack, and sing it at the top of my lungs. Also Zelda music (specifically the Dark World theme) and Metroid Music (RED SOIL FUCK YEAR).

But I usually do all that anyway.

>>120357468
I do this.
Except I really do Lets Plays

Well, at least I'm trying to start it up, but I'm too fucking lazy to do it.

I cuddle up to my dragon vagina when i go to sleep like a kid with a teddy bear.
Then when i wake up in the morning i fuck it and then clean it in the shower

>>120361219
CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Kick my cat
>He goes flying by the window
>Lands safely and then runs away
>I Look up
>KANEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME YOU FUCKER

>>120361268

I'm not the only one ;-;

>>120357894
>drink vodka from the bottle
>pretend to take anti-rad(actually tylenol)

Oh god never change fellow Stalker brothers.

>>120361154
sadly yes, I do call him wilson

>Playing around with a sword shaped object
>Find a piece of paper laying on the ground
>Place sword on paper
"DEMON FANG"
>Swing sword upward, launching the paper
>Hit my fucking dog
>It freaks out
>Runs away
Grade: 1.20
Exp: 100
Gald: 200

>Imitate Character Voices
>Mostly from MegaMan X4 & other vidya
>Then I do the voices while playing vidya

>>120361327
youtube link? I'd like to watch when they arrive.

>>120361327
That .gif man, that is my roommates whenever i stream vidya games.

>>120361398

>>120361478

I lost it.

>>120361268
This. Fucking this.

>Light candle in my room
>Snap my fingers because I got an answer right on this quiz I was taking
>Flame flickers
>Snap my fingers again
>Flickers
>Snap both my hands in two motions
>Two flickers
>Wave my hand back and forth like a fucking autist at the candle
>Moves rapidly
>Giggle like a god damn moron
>realize the vent above my room is making it flicker
>My face when

>>120361442

OH GOD I CALLED THE IT "HIM"

>>120360579
>have Fusion Technique memorized since I was a kid
>just in case I ever need to combine with someone
I haven't even practiced in fucking years and I could do it right fucking now if I needed to.

>>120361492
No you don't.
I'm trying to appeal to the casual audience and record from my 360.

Although, if you want a good one, check out Videooven. He hasn't put up much lately, but he's hilarious.

>Stack of old business cards.
>Occasionally pick one up, yell "PERSONA!" and crush it.
>My persona never comes.

I lines a pair of sweatpants with a ziplock bag so i could keep spaghetti in my pockets.No, really.

>>120361434
So much Bioshock man...so much fucking Bioshock.
That and I fucking loved Charles Xavier.

>>120361582
>I AM THE FLAME MASTER

>Making stew
>Pretend I'm a mad scientist/wizard creating a devilish concoction
>"And now for the coup de grace... pigmy dragon veins!"
>Add in some scallions
>Bring shit to a boil
>"YES..... YEEEEES!!"

THE POWER IS NOW MINE

>go to toolshed
>fap while standing
>cum drips to the floor
>dirt and dust gets caught in drying cum
>over the years accumulated until it's like a carpet of dirt
>marvel at my creation each day

yeah

Sometimes I run around like Sonic.

No Autism bro.

>>120361668

>Fuse with me
>We turn into Gaben

>>120361606

>make random attack move
>jump around
>paddle with arms and hands
>pretend i cast a spell and shoot invisible fireballs
>mfw soda can drops on floor because im stompig around like an elephant

also
>sometimes i can improve my internet connection by 1mb/s when im meditating infront of my comp

>>120361823
>mfw i used to meditate infront of my old shitty 98 to make it load faster

fuck yeah

>>120361669
Yes i do.
I don't care if it's console or PC.
Share your name bro.
If you're afraid email it too me
Deviantslave@live.com

>>120361743
>>120361743
pics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9zZus_1_ag

>no one home
>MAXIMUM VOLUME
>BUT YOU CAN HARDLYYYY SWALLOWWWWWW

>step into shower, pull curtain
>immediately start fighting invisible ninjas/monsters

>>120361823
Oh god, that reminds me.
>Look away/minimize the download manager so it doesn't notice you seeing it go fast, otherwise it will slow down.

>talking gibberish to pets

thank god im not the only one.

>Play FFX when it came out.
>Hum/chant the prayer of the fayth when I'm alone.
>Thunderstorms keep happening when I do.
>Now feel like I have to chant it whenever a thunderstorm comes up.

I fucking love thunderstorms.

>>120360681
>something ocelot related that isn't those finger wags
SUCCESS
My thing is however, "Alright. I'M ALIVE AGAIN"
>Remote control, vidya controller, shaver needs batteries
>slide each battery like a powerful bullet into the reciprocal like it's a chamber
>snap the cover shut
>"I'M ALIVE AGAIN"
>Micro-waving something
>get right to the last 5 seconds
>at 01 hit reset and yank open the door
>"I'M ALIVE AGAIN"
>First time having sex.
>orgasm once
>flip her over and snap on a new condom
>"ALRIGHT. I'M ALIVE AGAIN"
That fucking phrase, just stuck with me

>mech walkan
>pet buggan
>bad dancean
>house ninja-an
>racelinan
>fantasy worldan
>guilty pleasure song singan

all me

I go through Demon's Souls/Dark Souls and make an inner monologue for my character.
Very, very loudly.
It's pretty good for stress relief.

>13 years old or so
>Watching that DBZ episode where Gohan teaches videl to fly
>Copy everything he says
>Still not flying

YOU LIED TO ME, YOU CUNT

>>120359756

>>120362009

>Step into shower, pull curtain
>immediately start being raped my tentacle monsters
>start fapping

>>120362012
That shit works, bro.

>>120361974
If you really want to,
http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleRayRay14

Not black, created the account way back when I was into rap.

>>120361669
I can go ahead and tell you you're doomed to fail if that's what you're doing. Eventually you're going to really stop enjoying it. It's better to do LPs with games you enjoy and not for the popularity of it. Trust me, if you're good and do what you enjoy, someone will come along and give you that notoriety you're looking for. Other than that, it'll seem really uninspired and you'll just attract a lot of twelve year olds.

>>120355896
How... did you know....

too bad I don't have stairs now

>>120362042
That's hilarious.

>Have a brother who lives in the states now, don't see him more than once every year or so.
>Every time we see each other, we both have to do Liquid snake impressions and yell BROOOOTHHERRRR! at each other.

>>120358385
>listening to badass song
>picture singing it in front of all my old grade 7 classmates so they would finally think I'm cool
>;___;

>Playing a video game
>Am alone or with close relatives
>Sassy Black Female mode, activated!
Aww, nah enemy. Nah. You don't come up in ___'s turf; in ___'s GRILL and try and push that shit on me. It won't fly. Ya hear?! Dat shit don't fly, nigga. I'm a strong, black women who don't need your ground attack. Why you swinging that chain 'round when I dodge your shit, nigga? Damn.
>I am so white I disappear in milk baths.
Or if I get frustrated enough, I'll raise my voice and then get embarrassed and insult it in monotone instead.
>Batman, you cocksucker. Don't let him see you-WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY BATBRAINS? FUCK YOU I'M GLAD YOU'RE AN ORPHAN!
...
>I'm sorry Batsy. I didn't mean it.

>nobody home
>run around with my arms outstretched like Sonic

>Download some hero music in my mp3
>Get some "opening" music
>Start an adventure in my own world

I fear the neighbours know what i am doing.

>>120361986
It's fucking freezing out there and I'm not about to go outside but I'll upload the pre-toolshed one which is in my basement and people often see.

Give me a few minutes

i practice my "kung-fu," with all the yelling and air kicking.

i have never taken a martial arts class in my life

If I'm playing vidya like Battlefield or some FPS I'll set up my mic mock the characters like "Be advised enemeh is setting up the charge" "We are osca- nope nevermind just got killed how am I stilling talking I don't know" or sing highway to the dangerzone while in the jet. If it's an RPG I'll speak medieval

If I'm cooking I'll pretend I'm on a cooking show and tell the "audience" how to prepare a dish.

Walking through the hallway I'll crouch and hug the wall as I walk back to my room.

Exiting out of the shower I'll pretend I'm some experiment that just left its containment chamber.

If I'm running out of food I'll talk like snake "getting hungry need to find some rations"

Carry my unloaded 12 gauge and kick open doors to play swat

And I'll do the random God Hand shadow boxing from time to time

>>120362323
>Liguid/BROOTHERRRRRR thing
oh god my brother and I have done that once.

When something is loading and my PC screen goes black I close my eyes in hope that when i open then up said thing will have loaded already.

I-I don't know, man. I just do it.

>>120362122
DUDE!
Or when Gohan shows her how to focus her fucking energy.

Jesus fucking christ...this guy down the street from me.

>14
>Some 28 year old told me that he loves DBZ as much as the next guy.
>He stayed up all night focusing and he said he saw something but he passed out from exhaustion.
>He wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not
>He doesn't remember even having a dream.
>My face through his entire story
I mean come on, why would a fuck 28 year old bullshit with a 14 year old?

>>120362331
>I'm sorry Batsy. I didn't mean it.

My sides

>Wake up at 4AM hungry as fuck for no reason
>Roommates all sound asleep
>There are some toaster strudels downstairs
>Ninja Mode, activated
>Whisper ninja sounds under my breath like "HYOH! HIYAH! SHO!!"
>Fluffy socks will dampen my footsteps
>Every creak of the floor is a life or death situation
>There's a sound! QUICK! DUCK UNDER THE STAIRS!
>Spend half an hour doing something that would otherwise take 5 minutes

Nobody would probably give a shit if I just told them "I got fucking hungry, sue me." But whatever man.

>>120358385

I do this but with guitar. And I do it with songs I can't actually play ;_;

>>120362412
>>120362412
oh man, this is gonna be so hot

>>120362298
But, I enjoy a few casual games. The gameplay from a lot of them seems fun for me, be it because of the gameplay or because of the people. Like TF2 and CoD.

Also putting up a Miner character playthrough for Skyrim soon. And commentary with my friends.

>>120362103
>play it and speak/react to things with each character like I was LARPing

Sorta like

>fight ornstein and smough as my silver knight
>Say aloud "Of course, I am tasked with besting you both in battle to take my rightful place as the greatest knight in Anor Londo..."
>win
>"A fair battle, I salute my fallen allies."

>fight kellogg as my 'clumsy' knight, play him in the sense he uses a claymore one handed without the strength requisite, also mismatched armor and a cracked shield
>"I...I think I can do it! F-fight me, c-cruel wench!"

I say it in my head if people are around, but aloud if nobody is.

>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519
>>120362519

Friend me. Now.

>>120359149
>mfw this song was stuck in my head for 2 years straight because of burnout

>Buy Nerf Melee Weapons
>Tie a rope to the hilt of the Mace
>Equip Shield
>I AM AGNAR BLOOD-TOOTH, THE CRIMSON BERSERKER.

>ITT: people talking about when parents aren't home

Why aren't you the parents yet?

>>120362262
You have one more viewer.
Dawg.

>>120362629

That changes things. It's just really frustrating to see people fall into the same trap when it comes to lets play. Lets play can be a lot of fun but only if you do it with stuff you enjoy. If you were trying to do things you didn't really enjoy, then yeah, that'd be an issue, but if you enjoy it, then have fun with it!

>14 years old
>Playing Kingdom Hearts a little before christmas
>Loving every fucking minute
>Find my red shorts and pretend I'm Sora
>Waving an actual wooden sword around too
>Realize I will never have a life changing adventure with my favorite Disney characters

Fuck you, Reality.

>>120362023
>talking gibberish to pets

>mfw everyone in my family does this
>granda does it the worst
>mfw even the cats fucking hate it and start meowing and walking away, giving weird looks whenever they do it


Well actually it's just one cat now, the other got killed in November. The house is alot quieter now.

>>120362668
>>120362519
>mfw I do it too

>>120362798
We would be horrible parents

>Paperball on the floor
>Throw it flawlessly inside trash bin from afar.

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

The most recent thing I've done is yell "FUS RO DAH" in my house.

>Pick up stick and airsoft gun
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CUHRAZZYYY
>Pretend im stylish

>Listening to PSG OST
>Fly away
>Start stripping in the sexiest way possible
I realize I probably looked retarded

imnotaman

>>120362822
Thanks, man. If I get a better computer, then I'll put up more stuff from there.

>>120362825

>open palm
>try to summon magic weapons

>long piece of wood/metal
>suddenly master swordsman

rapier master race reporting in.

>>120362870
Holy shit.
Started when playing Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing, used to close my eyes and then open them when I thought it was done loading, shit is so cash.

>>120361986
>>120362412

BEHOLD

>wake up in morning.

>flip body out of bed through contortions better left to indians

>somehow standing upright beside bed


it's like I'm really a slayer of demons

>>120362972
>Drawing
>Crumple up paper in frustration
>Look at waste basket
>SERVAN' IT UUUUUUUUUUP
>Throw paper up against the wall and catch it
>Slam it into the basket
>DINNER'S SERVED, BITCH.

>Narrate my life's story in a max-pyane film noir way.

I do this manly in the shower.

Also!

>Find a few sticks, imagine new combat systems for games. Like how the sword would be swung, and certain ability's and their effects on monsters.

or...

>Walk around the house with crap in my pockets and act like It's an inventory.

>>120363085
>>120363085
SO FUCKING HOT

CUMMING ON FLOOR MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>>120363085
Oh god what

>>120355896
THIS except I do that even when people are home.

Haters gonna hate, seems like a pretty efficient way to climb stairs if you ask me ..

>be younger
>run with arms back and duck down like sonic
>everyone mocked me for it

>>120363085
JESUS.

>>120363081
>Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing

My nigga-est nigga.

>>120363117
>spew metaphors that make no sense or whatever just sounds plausible

Max Payne 1/2 had an effect on me.

>>120363085

Fucking disgusting.

Clean your damn floor.

>>120363085
>>120363085

THE TRUE MASTER OF THIS THREAD

>>120363085
MY GOD.

ITS FULL OF STARS!

I DON'T THINK Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
Every time I masturbate and have a huge load coming I scream UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE at the highest volume I can
It makes it actually more enjoyable

>>120363085
>filename

I'm gonna throw up.
I commend you for your deeds.

>>120363085

>>120363211

I know that feel

>remember something that happened years ago
>realize how much of a moron I was
>hate myself for doing so
>want to go back in time to revert it
>that feel

>>120359554
WHAAAAAAAT

>>120363211
>>120363211
>>120363211
I know that feel.

>>120362519
>>120362870
>>120362668
>feel like a wizard when you get it just at the right time

>>120363085

>>120363296
>Not yelling "UNDERSTAND" with every "jerk" of your dick.
>UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND
>Die of protein-related malnutrition.

When I was a kid I'd run around my house pretending it was a Doom level. Wherever we had redish carpets that'd be lava. My cat was a cacodemon.

>>120363211

HI MIKE

>>120363363