(DM) One Page Wonder- Have your party totally deviate from the story within the first page of your notes.
(DM) Broken Lampshade- Have the players kill or ignore a plot-critical NPC.
(PC) Here's One I Made Earlier- Use a character you like and have been itching to use in a totally unsuitable game for them.
(PC) With Friends Like These- Down or kill an ally with a misplaced area-effect spell.

(Rogue) Pour Farador! - Use your stealth skills to rape the party Paladin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9FMURHhgzc

>(Wizard) I have a headache!

SEND ME FIVE PCS WITH ATTITUDE

(DM) Cause the PCs headaches by having a non-threatening brush in a bar with a NPC that TPK'd them all before.
(PC) Roll a 1 on your Super-awesome daily, then roll a 1 to save verses dazed.

(DM) Critical Shit- Have your challenging encounter ruined by a lucky streak of criticals.
(PC) Critical Git- Have your character downed by a lucky streak of criticals.

(DM or Player) Fap Fiction: Play out your sexual fantasy in a game.
BONUS POINTS: Without the other players noticing.
BONUS POINTS: While fapping.
SUPER BONUS POINTS: Without the other players noticing that you are fapping.

(DM or Player) "Creativity is being able to hide your sources": Run an entire adventure or campaign (DM) based on a film, book or other media source, or run a character (player) through a campaign based on a film, book, or other media source.

This is really awesome.

"Just as Planned": Pull off an elaborate scheme in game without the players realizing it before it is too late.

"Time is up, Donny": Trick your players into thinking that something important in your game had a DEEPER MEANING.

Okay, no. These are not what 'Achievements' look like. You want real achievement? These are EXACTLY like you'd get in a video game:

(Any PC) Initiate - Read the Player's Handbook
(Any PC) Learned Scholar - Read the Monster Manual
(Any PC) Sage - Read an optional third-party sourcebook
(Warrior) Swordsman - Swing a sword in combat
(Warrior) Knight - Weild a lance in combat
(Warrior) Champion - Hurl a javelin in combat
(Warrior) The End-King - Use each weapon in one battle
(Rogue) Cutpurse - Steal a gold coin
(Rogue) Mugger - Steal one hundred gold coins
(Rogue) Thief - Steal a gem
(Rogue) Guildmaster - Steal one hundred gems
(Cleric) Nurse - Heal an ally
(Cleric) Medic - Heal ten allies
(Cleric) Faith Healer - Heal a group of allies
(Cleric) Doctor - Heal thyself.
(Any DM) Tragedy - Kill a PC
(Any DM) Comedy - Kill a party
(Any DM) Reduce - Kill an NPC
(Any DM) Re-Use - Let a player control an NPC
(Any DM) Recycle - Have an NPC become a villain

Master of Puppets- Cause a TPK with no encounters.

RL Evil - Do something bad in real life, and successfully implicate another PC, causing them to be kicked out of the group.

I only did this once. The target was an asshole, and we were looking for an excuse to kick him out anyways. I planted some of the DM's dice in the jerk's bag. Since the DM was one of the dice obsessed variety, this had the desired effect.

>>3845615
Some games, yes. Others have actual HARD achievements. IIRC, the ones in the Megaman 360 game take actual skill to achieve.

>>3845407
French people play D&D?

>>3845615

>(Cleric) Doctor - Heal thyself.

:3

(PC) Immovable Rods Don't Work That Way: Get into an argument about a minor rule for 5+ minutes.
(DM) Off The Cuff: Play through an entire campaign with less than 5 pages of plot/notes.
(Wizard) When In Doubt...: Kill 5 or more things with 1 fireball spell in the same round.
(PC) No Really, It's Original: Fool your DM into letting you play a character from an anime or video game without him knowing the source.
(PC) And Eat It Too: Kill an enemy using a piece of cake.
(DM) Unwelcome Guests: Run an entire campaign without using any DMPC's.

The French play it to practice their surrender tactics.

Atmosphere Technician (DM)- Successfully cause a player to soil themselves, vomit, or scream, with no encounters.
Man What- Render either the players or the DM speechless by announcing a single action.

>>3845619
I did this too. She was the only girl in the group and had no fucking idea what roleplaying was or even how the game should be played. We spent a long time trying to teach her but she just couldn't get it. The DM did nothing but complain about how much he didn't like having to deal with her and how he wanted her gone. Too bad he was a softie and couldn't break it to her. So I snuck a couple of his minis into her purse. She didn't contribute anything and was actually quite a bitch when not around him, I feel I did the right thing.

Thread hijacked for general roleplaying, as I have a sheet of dark heresy achievements with me.

"Nobody expects the Inquisition!"
-Surprise a group of enemies.
Remember that time when we . . .
-Point out a pop culture reference in a game.
We're all racists here.
-Purge a heretic, a xeno, and a daemon in a single game session.
Money Shot
-Kill an enemy with a single headshot.
DAKKA!
-Kill an enemy with a single semi-auto burst.
MORE DAKKA!
-Kill an enemy with a single full-auto burst.
Bisectual
-Cut an enemy in half with a melee attack.
Caution: Wet Floor
-Get a "messy" kill.
I'm so grimdark, I shit skulls.
-Cause Exterminatus.
Skulls with SPIKES on them!
-Cause Exterminatus twice in one campaign.
The Omnissiah hates you.
-Cause 2 guns to jam in one encounter, without psychic powers.
Sociopath
-Obtain 3 different "Hatred" talents.
Socialite
-Obtain 3 different "Peer" talents.
Commissar Yarrick, eat your heart out.
-Obtain a powerfist.
SPESS MEHREENS
-Obtain a suit of powered armor and a bolter.
[GM] Suffer not the Xeno.
-Kick a player out of your game for asking to play a nonhuman character.
[GM] HERESY! *BLAM*
-Have your Inquisitor execute a PC for heresy.
[GM] Weapon Proficiency: Pelvic Thrust
-Cause a PC to go insane.
[GM] Faust
-Damn a PC.
[Adept] Encyclopaedia Grimdarkia
-Have 3 lore skills shared by no-one else in the party.
[Assassin] Glass Cannon
-Receive a mortal wound immediately after killing an enemy.
[Cleric] "I'M RICH, BIATCH!"
-Have 3000 thrones at one time.
[Guardsman] Rambo
-Obtain 6 different weapon proficiencies.
[Imperial Psyker] No Psyker, you are the daemons.
-Cause a PC death through Perils of the Warp.
We really should have seen this coming.
-TPK.

(DM) Not A Big Truck: Run a successful online campaign that lasts 3+ months.
(PC) Urist Would Be Pissed: Play a clean-shaven, sober dwarf with no accent.
(PC) Revolt Made Easy!: Successfully supplant the ruler of a kingdom without any citizens noticing.
(PC) Salvatore's Bane: Play a drow who isn't a neutral or good rebel.

"The best defense is a good offense!" - Never miss an attack roll and miss all dodge/defense/block rolls for an entire encounter
"FABULOOOOOOOOOUS!" - Change your characters appearance permanently [Scars/wounds don't count]
"Gentlefolk!" - Sneak in memes/inside jokes/pop culture into dialogue as old time dialect [Brethren before wenches, Quoth she, ect]
"Going down with the ship" - Kill an enemy with a critical hit during or immediately before a mortal wound

Gonads of Steel: Run past at least 5 enemies and attempt to blind a Dragon, and fail to do so, as a wizard.
Kahunas of Steel: Use Call of the Plague to completely surround yourself and then miss every enemy after wards, as a rouge or cleric
NADS of Steel: Do not have a single defense below 20 in Heroic Tier

Good job breaking it, hero - Cause excessive collateral damage in a superhero game.
Marvel: Civil War - Cause 100+ civilian deaths in a superhero game
BONUS POINTS: If at least 25% were children
You're supposed to be the GOOD guys - Commit an act that would be blatantly evil if you weren't the PCs, but is ok, because they deserved it and you are. Example: Poisoning an ambassador.

>>3845904
>"The best defense is a good offense!" - Never miss an attack roll and miss all dodge/defense/block rolls for an entire encounter

I've seen characters played that were engineered for this specific achievement

(Fighter) I DO COCAINE - kill a player out of the game.

Collateral Damage: Toast (and kill) either 5 different fighters, or 5 party members all at once.
"What's the matta?"-Perform an action that permanently causes another member to be freaked out by you, both in and out of game.
*BONUS POINTS*-Effect is permanent

(general) Doing it Wrong - roll more then 3 natural 1s in a single encounter

Hair of the Dwarf - As a dwarven PC, get yourself and at least one other PC absolutely hammered before a very precarious and extremely important in game event or encounter.

(player) I Meant to Do That - kill a grappling ally without hitting the grappling enemy

Fire for the fire god - cast fireball at a friendly pc while he is covered in an oilslick

(DM)Wide Path, Narrow Road: Get your PCs to fall into your trap without blatant railroading (In other words, no saying "Oh you can't do that" without a halfway probable in-plot reason)

(DM) Ku Ku Ku - successfully pull a Xanatos Gambit on your players

(Player) Justice Planned - As a good-aligned player, successfully defeat an evil monster or NPC without resorting to physical harm

(DM) Hello English Degree - Use a variety of literary devices to give your story greater depth

(PC) I Don't Play D&D To Analyze Literature - Completely ignore all possible subtext in campaign's plot.

Note that neither of these are mutually exclusive.

>>3846332
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...achievement fucking unlocked.

(PC) Go, Go Gadget: Own 5 different Masterwork-quality Tools
(PC) We Make Good Team: Heal a single character for an entire encounter
(DM) What's On Second: Insert any Abbot and Costello joke without the PC's noticing

(DM) It's All in Here - Run an entire campaign without any written plot notes beyond stats for NPCs, etc.

(PC) Are We There Yet? - attempt to fast-forward though all non-plot-essential moments

(PC) Your plot is MINE now - derail 5 campaign settings

(PC) Shut up and roll my loot - Kill a DMPC

(PC) HULK SMASH - have an enemy fail the fort save vs massive damage on one of your attacks.

(Player) That's handy! - Utilize a shovel, crowbar, spyglass or other mundane implement that costs more than 1 gold for its intended purpose.
(Player) The mother of invention - Utilize a shovel, crowbar, spyglass or other mundane implement that costs more than 1 gold for something well outside the scope of its intended purpose.
(Player) Nonequivalent Exchange - Sacrifice your life to save a non-essential NPC
(Player) Room raiders - Take over a dungeon as your party's base of operations
(DM) Puppetmaster - Successfully make the PCs think the overelaborate solution they came up with for a simple riddle was your plan all along.
(Any) Diplomat - Diffuse an out of character argument between two PCs.
(Any) Good Host - Provide both the location and snacks twice in a row
(Any) Door Mat - Provide both the location and snacks five times in a row
(Any) Knowledge is Power - Utilize your real life education to solve a trap, puzzle or other problem in game.
(Any) Eureka! - Utilize your real life education to solve a trap, puzzle, or other problem in game even if your character couldn't possible have known to do that.

>>3846442
(PC) The Hulk Would be Jealous - Deal 100+ physical damage in one turn
(PC) Phenominal Cosmic Power - Deal 100+ magic damage in one turn
(PC) Fist of the North Star - Deal 100+ damage in one turn using only unarmed strikes
(PC) ORA ORA ORA - Make six or more attacks in a single round

(PC) Ahead of your time - Successfully convince the DM to allow your character to invent a modern convenience in a fantasy setting (eg. Gunpowder, Electricity, internal combustion)

CoDzilla - Play 20 levels straight druid or Cleric

(PC) Meta Oblongada 0/50 - Get away with metagaming by rationalizing your actions in an obscure way 50 times.

What was that? - Attack a BBEG before he gets through with his "dramatic" speech.
You Talk Too Much - Kill a BBEG before he gets through with his "dramatic" speech.
Fuck Me - Kill yourself unintentionally with your own weapon/spell.
My Milkshake... - As a male, play a female PC & emphasis your "assets" whenever possible.
LOL SO RANDUMB - Play a CN pc retardedly.

(PC) ZA WARUDO! {0/25}- Perform actions while time is stopped 25 times.

(DM) This Was A Triumph - Get the PCs to accept a mission for an incredibly trivial reward.

>>3846609
>emphasis
'Place' is supposed to go before this.

(PC) Old School Thinkin': Play and survive an entire campaign with an AC less than 10.
*BONUS* Less than 5
(PC) Defender of the Wha?: Play a Mindflayer Lich Paladin and justify it.

(PC) Transform, and roll out! - Play as a Warforged Druid
(PC) I cheese, therefore I am - Play as an Awakened Sandwich
(PC) Commoner Bane - Play as an Awakened Cat
(PC) Exterminatus - Perform the Locate City Nuke
(PC) POWER OVERWHELMING - Become a deity
(PC) Destruction Rains from the Heavens - Awaken an Elder Evil

Is it sad that I've unlocked the majority of these in my gaming career?

(PC) If I go down...: Successfully kill yourself, your enemies, and your entire group with a single suicide attack.

(DM) Thepenismightier - Successfully complete an entire session with no combat.
(DM) Social fu - Successfully complete three sessions in a row with no combat
(PC) Ghandi - Work out non-violent solutions to every encounter in a session
(PC) Conscript - Convince a captured, unnamed enemy NPC to join your cause.
(DM) His name is Robert Paulson - Attach real drama to the inevitable death of the formerly unnamed enemy NPC

I've had to DM a few Robert Paulsons... Why PCs, why do you do this to me?

>>3846685
(PC) ...BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE - Awaken an Elder Evil on purpose, then die

(PC) CONCENTRATE ALL FIREPOWER! - Every party member attacks a single enemy in a group of 4 or more for three consecutive turns

(PC) IT'S A TRAP! - Knowingly walk into an ambush, trigger a trap, or play into a plan, and survive

(PC) wut - SECRET ACHIEVEMENT
(PC) Flaming Sombrero Award - SECRET ACHIEVEMENT
(PC) The Heavens Bow - SECRET ACHIEVEMENT

SPACE PONIES!: Secret Achievement

(PC) My Defenses Are Impregnable (Exalted): Use Perfect Defense Charms to keep from getting hit during an entire fight

(PC)My Style Is Impetuous: Use Perfect Attack Charms to make all of your attacks hit.

>>3846770

That was, is and always shall be retarded as all hell.

Nerd: Unlock one achievement
Geek: Unlock ten Achievements
Alpha-Nerd: Unlock 50 Achievements
Sad, Pathetic, and Lonely: Unlock all achievements

Does anyone even know what that achievement is? I mean, Space ponies, really?

>>3846820

What, in Sins of a solar empire? If you played a random game, you had a 1% chance that, when first exploring a planet, for there to be SPACE PONIES floating around it. That nets you the achievement. I saw my roommate get it. I did not get it before I uninstalled.

(PC) Double-Agent: Have your charater's sex changed by a curse, then have it changed again by an item or curse.

I <3 Sins, and I never new that. Must have been very strange that one.

Idaho, where the men are men... : allude to bestiality

Step 1, cut a hole in the box: surprise an NPC or a PC by presenting genitalia.

Show me your moves!: Entice an NPC to take a perform(intimidate) check in response to yours.

FALCOOOON... : Decimate an enemy with a single unarmed punch. (Note: must launch enemy at least 30 feet)

Now that's thinking with mortals: Execute the peasant railgun.

(DM only) He puts them WHERE!?: Misuse a beholder's eye stalks.

Nothing New Under the Sun - Kill a BBEG just before or after they complete their plan to become omnipotent
A God Am I - Then use that same plan to become omnipotent yourself

Should this thread be archived? I think yes!

(DM) Without forcing them or railroading them in any way, and through their own actions entirely, have your PCs' party become the BBEG party. Bonus points for making them become the BBEG for themselves.

>>3845378
I unlocked (PC) Here's One I Made Earlier- Use a character you like and have been itching to use in a totally unsuitable game for them. the other day.

Beguiler in a Den of Evil, Diablo game.

(Barbarian)Conan the Librarian: Have the highest Intelligence score in the group and become literate during the course of play.

(Barbarian)Wildmen Negotiations: Not only take over a delicate social encounter, but come away from it victorious without using your weapons once.

The Wesley: Secret Achievement

(GM)Poking Cthulhu's Poodle: Have a minor, comical villain become a nightmarish horror for your PCs by the end of the game.

Rogue irl:Successfully pickpocket a PC ingame and in real life without getting noticed
There can be only one:Kill a mob with stats identical to yours

>>3845670
>Atmosphere Technician (DM)- Successfully cause a player to soil themselves, vomit, or scream, with no encounters.

Do awkward/unexpected boners count? If so, done it.

>>3845662
>(PC) Immovable Rods Don't Work That Way: Get into an argument about a minor rule for 5+ minutes.

I've done this. Tumble check bitching from another player. He wanted the answer from the DM even after the DM flat-out told him that he didn't know and that I probably had the book in front of me(online game).

>(DM) Unwelcome Guests: Run an entire campaign without using any DMPC's.

I could qualify if my players would quit capturing and "adopting" enemies and NPC's.

>>3846380
>(DM) It's All in Here - Run an entire campaign without any written plot notes beyond stats for NPCs, etc.

My bread and butter, so long as the plot hooks themselves count. I haven't drawn a map since game one.

>>3846720
>(PC) Conscript - Convince a captured, unnamed enemy NPC to join your cause.

My players can't/won't stop doing this...

>>3846752
>(PC) CONCENTRATE ALL FIREPOWER! - Every party member attacks a single enemy in a group of 4 or more for three consecutive turns

...or this.

>>3847018
>Do awkward/unexpected boners count? If so, done it.

They always count. *licks lips*

bump

(DM) Brains, brains, it's OK! - Have the PCs fight a singing Elder Brain Necromancer

(PC) Look At Me, I'm the DCI! - Create a new houserule. It must last at least 3 sessions

(PC) Do the impossible: Play a Lone Wolf Drow who is CG and cliche in every way, and NOT have your DM or fellow players kill you.

>>3847035
That is... only slightly disturbing, considering some of the things I've seen my players do. Contributing:

(DM)Kill thy brother: Have a PC's older sibling show up as the BBEG out of the blue.
Bonus Points: The sibling is a player they used in a previous campaign.
(DM)Kill thyself: Have an unrelated character that a player recently used show up as an enemy.
(DM)Prior Concerns: Think of an in-character way to get rid of player-recruited DMPCs without killing them.
Bonus Points: It makes sense from a racial/social standpoint.

(PC)Come Back Here Food!: Ignore food vendors in lieu of chasing a live animal at least one size-class smaller than yourself then killing and consuming it.
Bonus Points: Eat it raw and justify it, in-character.
Extra Bonus Points: Do the above without playing as a monstrous character.
(PC)Their last names? Well...: Play as the sibling of a previous character.
(PC)*Insert Awesome Backstory Here*: Have a DM okay a character with a backstory that would denote it as a Mary Sue. Means for causing the allowance of the character do not matter.
(PC)RL Bribery: Make the DM allow an awesome weapon of your own design that he wouldn't normally okay.
Bonus Points: Have it be a Legacy Weapon.
Rage Points: Do both of the above, then never use it.
(PC)But why would I do that?: State an action, then go back on it when you don't like the consequences.

Impromptu Ruling: Think up, or cause the DM to think up, a sensible ruling not within the normal confines of the system.
Fuck It, I'm Going Home: Cause so much rage as to make one of the others present leave the current session.
Bonus Points: Don't go back on it.

That's horrible

>>3847195
(PC) ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH! - Overthrow multiple corrupt governments in a single campaign

>>3847205
>Fuck It, I'm Going Home: Cause so much rage as to make one of the others present leave the current session.
Done and done. We told the punisher ripoff what would happen if he killed someone. And he flipped out because we did exactly what we said we would.
>Bonus Points: Don't go back on it.
Oh I wish. But then it would have been DRAMADRAMADRAMA

Incessent Labeling - Identify each and every single trope used by the DM and other PCs. Shout them out and make a note of them whenever you figure one out.

Dark Heresy:
[Arbitrator] I am the Law.
-In a single session, accuse, convict, and execute a NPC for a crime.

Vampire:
Oh no fucking way.
-Complete a chronicle without mentioning trenchcoats, katanas, or desert eagles.

Exalted:
Same shit, different day.
-Kill 3 minor deities in a single game session.

FATAL:
Hotdogs and hallways
-Roll maximum anal circumference.

General:
Recursion
-Start playing another game in-character.
IT'S A TRAP!
-Gender-bend in an online campaign, without the other players noticing.
[DM] Impotent Omnipotence
-While actively trying, fail to kill the party without resorting to falling rocks or divine intervention.

Here's one that I actually got:

DARK HERESY
Where do they get these guys: As an acolyte, become a mutant, a witch, a heretic AND a traitor.

With this ring: Have two of your PCs get married in game.
Bonus Points: The players weren't dating
One in the Oven: Those two married PCs conceive a child.
Family Values: Play the child of those previous PCs in another campaign.

>>3848583
Just as Planned
As the GM, kill the child of the previous PCs in another campaign in a brutal manner. Both PCs must be in this new group.
Bonus points if it is the same characters that conceived.

>>3848600
Extra special points if you managed to get them together in the first place. Eldrad level dickery!

(PC)Stealing the Show: Kill all enemies in an encounter

(PC) KB Whore: Kill all enemies in at least 3 consecutive encounters

(PC) Rollplay not Roleplay: As above, but in 10 consecutive encounters.

(PC) It's good to be the king: Ascend to royalty

(PC)Captain of Team DPS: Deal more than 1k points of damage in a round.

(PC)It makes sense, really: Have a character with at least 5 different classes.

(PC) Waste of Time: Kill a monster the DM spent at least an hour statting out before it gets a chance to go.

(PC) Brute Force: Cause a single hit for 400 or more damage

(PC) Debuff: Stack at least 10 debuff effects on a single enemy

(PC) God Mode: Have at least 10 persistent spell effects in place on your person.

(DM) Marathon Man: Have a campaign that spans at least thirty levels

(DM) Never Say Die: Run a campaign across an edition change

(DM) I am Immortal: Run a campaign across two edition changes.

(PC) I learned at the foot of Gygax: Have played at a table Gygax ran.

(Any) Designer Wins: Must have authored a published sourcebook, then used said broken material in game.

this best be getting archived

[PC][05] "Warming Up" • Defeat an encounter.
[PC][05] "Workout" • Defeat an epic encounter.
[PC][05] "Easy!" • Defeat an encounter with three or more creatures of your level within three rounds.
[PC][10] "Boring!" • Defeat an encounter with three or more creatures of your level within one round.
[PC][25] "I Think We Broke It" • Defeat an epic encounter with no party members receiving any damage.

[PC][05] "Shaky Hands" • Slay a creature.
[PC][05] "Steady Hands" • Slay fifty creatures.
[PC][05] "Iron Hands" • Slay two-hundred creatures.
[PC][05] "No Regrets" • Slay twenty creatures that are not involved with the campaign's plot.
[PC][05] "One of Every Colour" • Slay five different creature types.
[PC][05] "Equality" • Slay fifteen different creature types.

[PC][15] "Dragon Slayer" • Slay a dragon.
[PC][15] "Dragon Slaughterer" • Slay ten dragons.
[PC][25] "Dragon Conquerer" • Slay a dragon during an epic encounter.
[PC][00] "The Dragon's Bane" • Earn the achievements Dragon Slayer, Dragon Slaughterer, Dragon Conquerer. Reward: Dragon Hide Cloak.

(Any) Touching the Untouchable - Make and attack were even if you roll 19 you won`t hit, and make an 20 roll.

[PC][05] "Lucky" • Roll a natural 20.
[PC][05] "Super Lucky" • Roll two natural 20s in a single round.
[PC][05] "Lucky Schmucky" • Roll three natural 20s in a single round.
[PC][10] "Lucky Star" • Roll five natural 20s in a single round.
[PC][25] "Impossible" • Roll nothing but natural 20s in a single round. Must use at least five dice.
[PC][00] "One Lucky Bastard" • Earn the achievements Lucky, Super Lucky, Lucky Schmuky, Lucky Star, Impossible. Reward: A dice.

[PC][05] "Yeah But..." • Interrupt a merchant before he finishes any sentence for an entire session.
[PC][05] "Now That's Hagglin'!" • Haggle a merchant down to 75% or less of the usual price without threats or violence.
[PC][05] "And This Is Too!" • Threaten a merchant to giving you an item worth at least one-hundred gold.
[PC][05] "Where As This Isn't" • Steal an item worth at least two-hundred gold.
[PC][00] "Did a Merchant Rape Your Mother?" • Earn the achievements Yeah But..., Now That's Hagglin'!, And This Is Too!, Where As This Isn't. Reward: Merchant's Wagon.

[PC][05] "I'm Great!" • Reach level five.
[PC][05] "I'm Awesome!" • Reach level ten.
[PC][15] "I'm Indestructable!" • Reach level twenty.
[PC][25] "Oh." • Die during the same session as you reach level twenty.
[PC][10] "Experience Hog" • Earn at least 50% of your party's experience during a session.
[PC][25] "Experience Whore" • Earn at least 75% of your party's experience during a session.
[PC][10] "Huh?" • Earn a level from a menial task.
[PC][15] "A Night to Remember" • Earn a level from seducing an NPC.
[PC][25] "...That's Just Creepy" • Earn a level from seducing a party member.
[PC][25] "Orgy-Night" • Seduce two or more party members.
[PC][50] "Session's Over" • Seduce two or more party members of the same sex and earn a level from it.
[PC][75] "CHA Doesn't Work Like That!" • Seduce the Big Bad Evil Guy of a campaign.

(PC) Rhesus Maqaque - Be forced to interrupt an action because of a critter.

>>3849439
>A dice
>plural
>singular

I can only come up with one... and it's one I want to do in the future.

[PC] Folks... I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.: Play a chaotic neutral bard based on your favourite jerkass comedian without the party or DM noticing.
BONUS POINTS: Have him/her be the party leader.

(Bronze) Going away present - Destroy a building from within, after having left it.
(Silver) There goes the neighborhood! - Destroy a town/city from within after having left it.
(Gold) There's a spare right? - Destroy a planet using a device on its surface after leaving it.
(Platinum) Plane? What plane? - Destroy a plane of existence from within after leaving it.
(???) So anyone up for D&D? - Destroy the multiverse.

More Bard Dickery. These kinda suck though.

War is good for Business: Start a war with a single Skill: Perform check.
Peace is good for Business: End a war with a single Skill: Perform check.
But it was... so artistically done!: Kill the BBEG after defecting to his side.
Death Metal: Do more magic damage than one other spellcaster in the party.
Hit It: Two Bards in a single party. They managed to pull off imitation of the Blues Brothers.
BONUS POINTS: The Party and DM don't notice.
We're on a Mission from God: Dual Class into Cleric as a Bard.

(any) CLANG!! - Use a fuzzy wording in the description of any spell or item to break the game.

>>3847423
FATAL achievements are now required

(Bard)Step Right up!: Sell someone something useless for an excessive price while singing a song.
(Bard)What's he building in there?: Convince the locals that a resident in their community(Preferably a Gnome) is building something sinister in his basement, and convince them to form an angry mob to raid his home without using any class skills.

(PC) Yes, I'm a wanker: Get a player kill in front of the rest of the party and get away with it.
(This happened to me. I was on the receiving end.)

>>3849710
(FATAL) "I fucking hate this game" - Lose a character to Spermshield.

(Evil Party) The Harder they fall.: Cause the BBGG fall to evil and join your party.
BONUS POINTS: He must be a Paladin.
BONUS POINTS: If a Paladin, he must also subsequently become a Blackguard.
NIGHTMARE MODE: Make the rest of his Order fall as well.

>>3849801
What if your DM made the GOD OF PALADINS fall?

>>3849806
UH... I didn't think of that, but... I dunno... You get a knob polishing?

This is a finely crafted plan. It menaces with spikes of common sense. - Force your DM to have to START retconning and railroading because your plan is completely foolproof.

(Dwarf) Hidden Fun Stuff: While in the Underdark(or just deep underground.. like in a cave, or something), accidentally awaken an elder evil resulting in an TPK. The player involved MUST be a Dwarf and DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the awakening.
BONUS POINTS: The dwarf must be drunk.
(Dwarf)DID I MENTION THAT HE'S ON FIRE!?: The player must be a Dwarf. Having being set on fire somehow, the player must kill 10 commoners and then kill a city guard with unarmed strikes.

[PC] Role Reversal - Railroad the GM into YOUR plot.
[PC] Identity Theft - Railroad both the party and the GM so often that you become the GM.

PC: buff up your character, charge and fumble, ending in the T-rex stomach.

[Bard]Iron Man: Warforged Bard.
[Bard]Ozzy: Warforged Bard that doesn't speak coherently.

bumpin

(Wizard) Ice To See You - Telling a frost-based pun after every frost-based spell you use.
(Wizard) Is this awesome? Y/N - You polymorph any creature into a whale.

bump for the greater awesome

>>3846510

ACHIEVEMENT FUCKING UNLOCKED. Made me a magical powerboat out of a folding boat, three decanters of endless water, and a bunch of sovereign glue.

Needs a few for creative uses of Tasha's Hideous Laughter.

[PC] I'm called Jenius for a reason - Successfully play a campaign as a recognisable existing character without anyone noticing.
[DM] Pineapple Salad - Kill a player whose character is based on an existing character in an appropriate way.

Do the impossible -Complete an otherwise "impossible" task by rolling incredibly well. (Lampshade on head hide check)
See the invisible -Locate and illuminate an invisible foe without using arcane abilities
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH -Make a reference to “Drills” during a motivational speech to the party.

Woot! Thread is still here!

savng the thread

>>3846953
>(DM) Without forcing them or railroading them in any way, and through their own actions entirely, have your PCs' party become the BBEG party. Bonus points for making them become the BBEG for themselves.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

During one campaign, our party routed some non-descript commoners smuggling and thievery ring. Mostly commoner thieves, a few rogues of level. Eventually, heroes of the land with our own feast days and celebrations. Life was sweet.

Next campaign was in the same setting, rolled a ranger and started taking weird ass skills and feats. Favoured enemy Human, brew potion/poison, profession (chef), etc. DM didn't think it was a big deal, just let me know he wasn't tailoring the campaign to my character's whacked out sensibilities. I simply nodded. Eventually, when we were nearly champions of the land, we were invited to a celebration hosted by the first party. Mid-way through dinner, I announced that the food had been poisoned they had killed my brother during the raids on Daggerspine, I have sworn myself to their destruction, and it was finally time for vengeance to be served. I had cleared it with the DM, rest of party was floored... and then actually rallied behind me. We killed an entire banquet hall's worth of people, our old chars, and the local constabulary...... rounded up some loots for our troubles, and left. My character then poisoned the party with painless paralysis, and ran off with his share of the loot. He professed his love to the female cleric. Somewhere... a paladin fell.

>>3847190
Apparently, only Clerics of WAR get Proficiency and Focus with their diety's favoured weapon. I brought this to my DM of 3 year's attention the other day. He thought about it for twenty seconds, then we "HOUSERULE"-minded.

>>3845662
>>(DM) Unwelcome Guests: Run an entire campaign without using any DMPC's.

First actual achievement in this thread.

>>3850828
Technically those with the METAL domain get those for light or Warhammers as well, but that's a REALLY obscure example.

Holy shit, I was sure this thread was autosageing last night.

More achievements here, in the continuation I made:
>>3847719

So is this one dead or what?

>>3850897
Eh, not really.

(DM)I thought we were supposed to make them fall?: Redeem a Blackguard.

DnD:
He can cast DIVINE spells too!
>'Playtest' a homebrewed class or PrC.
In it for the bitches.
>Play a Dwarven Fighter to level 20.
Judo Chop!
>Obtain a Tome of Battle Maneuver or Stance, without taking levels in a Tome of Battle Class.
This is my BOOMSTICK!
>Wield a musket, using the stats in the DMG.
>BONUS POINTS: You invent the musket in this particular world.
>BONUS POINTS: You are a dwarf.
This is my final form.
>Reincarnate as a creature with a higher CR than your original character.
Weeaboo no Jutsu!
>Play a Tome of Battle class.
WITH MIND BULLETS!
>Play as a psionic race or class.

*(DM) Come, sing me a song: Flawlessly coordinate and execute your description of a location, NPC or event with an equally emotionally-charged song.
*(PC) You shall not pass!: Successfully defend a location in 3.5 D&D without the aid of allies, for at least five rounds.
*(Any) No living man am I: As a male, play an entire session as a female character without resorting to using your sexuality as a means of reaching your goals.
*(DM) God dammit: Create a highly detailed and plot-central evil NPC, only to have a player kill him with a 20/20 (natural 20 critical threat, natrual 20 confirmation) in the first session.
*(Any) Beer & Pretzels: Play an entire session without ever opening a rulebook, or having someone else do it for you.
*(PC) My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...: Deliver a Crowning Moment of Awesome speech to the BBEG without engaging him in battle in the same encounter.
*(PC) But they will never take our freedom!: Deliver a Crowning Moment of Awesome speech, deliver a charge attack, and then die, all in the same encounter.
*(PC) This one's for you: Kill someone with a critical hit at a range greater than ten squares.
*(PC) Rainbow-Shitting Unicorns: Ascend to divinity.
*(DM) See, it wasn't that hard: Start, run, and complete a successful game without ever making the group's paladin fall.

(Any)Search his rump sack for treasure!:
-Seek out and kill a Unicorn for no plausible reason.

>>*(Any) No living man am I: As a male, play an entire session as a female character without resorting to using your sexuality as a means of reaching your goals.
Achievement Unlocked. Played as a female yuan-ti archivist in a campaign once (it's a long story.) The character did turn out to be a lesbian, but never onced used that to her advantage.

>>*(DM) God dammit: Create a highly detailed and plot-central evil NPC, only to have a player kill him with a 20/20 (natural 20 critical threat, natrual 20 confirmation) in the first session.
Achievement fucking unlocked. Online game, level 25 True Necromancer. Got killed in the first encounter.

>>*(Any) Beer & Pretzels: Play an entire session without ever opening a rulebook, or having someone else do it for you.
Achievement unlocked. Second session of our pathfinder game, didn't need the rulebook for anything that game.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>[DM Version] Cause a TPK using bees, wasps, etc.
>[PC Version] Kill the BBEG using bees, wasps, etc.

Anger management issues: (Barbarian) Spend the entirety of each encounter in a session in rage.

Fucking finally: (Bard) Through the use of your bardic music ability, accomplish something that could not have been done by any other class.

Suffer not the witch to live!: (Cleric) Kill another character (PC or NPC) on the sole basis of their faith being diametrically opposed to yours.

I did not want to see that: (Druid) Expend one of your uses of wild shape for the sole purpose of enlarging your genitalia.

Hey man, good for you: (Fighter) Play straight fighter from level 1 to 20.

Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique: (Monk) Successfully kill another character of your level or higher with a single unarmed attack during a surprise round.

Your god is stupid: (Paladin) Play an entire session without saying a prayer. Seriously that is so annoying. We get it, you like roleplaying.

My name is Eogwynharwyfolas: (Ranger) Play a ranger that is neither Elf nor Human, and use something other than a longbow or dual shortswords as your main weapon.

Oops that is a knife: (Rogue) Successfully deliver sneak attack damage to four or more enemies in the same encounter without taking any damage yourself.

I can keep this up all day: (Sorcerer) Spontaneously cast the same 1st-level spell ten times in a row.

Pretension: (Wizard) Talk down to or treat another PC poorly on the sole basis of them not being a wizard.

yay the thread's still here

This Thread Is Awesome and y'all niggers Should Feel Awesome

LOL the funny thing is every thing I read ITT I've done at least once

>>3846473
>>(PC) The Hulk Would be Jealous - Deal 100+ physical damage in one turn

Frenzied Berserker, Critical on a x4 crit Spear in a Leap Attack, using Supreme Power Attack TO THE MAX 974 Damage to the Final Dragon BBEG

>>(PC) ORA ORA ORA - Make six or more attacks in a single round
Unarmed Swordsage, 30+ hits, with my fists on fire


>>3846784

>>(PC) My Defenses Are Impregnable (Exalted): Use Perfect Defense Charms to keep from getting hit during an entire fight

>>(PC)My Style Is Impetuous: Use Perfect Attack Charms to make all of your attacks hit.

NEW ACHIEVEMENT
DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY:
-Use a Charm to get rid of a enemy by kicking him into the sky-

>>3846868
>>Show me your moves!: Entice an NPC to take a perform(intimidate) check in response to yours.

>>FALCOOOON... : Decimate an enemy with a single unarmed punch. (Note: must launch enemy at least 30 feet)

Same campaign of the Ora Oraing

>>3848583

>>With this ring: Have two of your PCs get married in game.
>>Bonus Points: The players weren't dating
>>Family Values: Play the child of those previous PCs in another campaign.

The same 900damagehitter berserker with the party's binder, in another campaign, the same 2 players ( Me and one girl in my same career) played the 2 childs, a Aasimaar Human Male White Raven Warblade and a Human Female Dual wielding Fighter (yeah, the binder was a Aasimar)

>>3846972
16 int enough?


well, i don't feel like putting all my achievementes here, i want to sleep

Bumped

>>3852114
>
Frenzied Berserker, Critical on a x4 crit Spear in a Leap Attack, using Supreme Power Attack TO THE MAX 974 Damage to the Final Dragon BBEG

Dude, and i thought my leap attacking, Shooktroopering Champion of Thrym was fucking cheesy.

bumping the best thread on /tg/ in a longass time

Hot ride: set a mount and rider on fire
ejector seat: cause a rider to fall from their mount
and the horse you rode in on!: kill mount and rider in the same round.
on a pale horse: have at least 3 settlements/towns be destroyed as a result of the party passing through them.

uh did you say something?: kill another character without having to roll an attack.
your heart will explode in 5 seconds: cause enough damage to a berserker so that when they end their rage, they die.

got both at once when playing an epic paladin with an amulet of retribution, stepped infront of the parties frenzied berserker bear warrior and said "hold on a second".. one round later, he exploded everywhere.

This thread is fucking GOOD.

Bumping for pure joy. also how the hell do we archive this shit?

It was him: Sucessfully convince an NPC that another player comitted a crime.

>>3852706
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

Do it, for the love of god. It has two archive requests, and I think it needs one more.

>>3853149
>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 3 times now.

Needs five to pop. Is this on suptg yet?

Ridiculous Self-Restraint - Encounter at least three different succubi in a non-combat context without having sex.

"Take it in the eye, bitch!" - Sustain permanent disabling damage to one of your eyes
"I'm da hreo! ^__^" - Play a PC who has all of the following characteristics [Blonde, 17-20age, female physique, Mysterious past, happy-go-lucky to the point of annoying, and must flirt with every and all female NPC's]
"My Final Fantasy" - Play as a PC from any final fantasy game
BONUS: No one notices
BONUS x2: Play a main character and no one notices
NIGHTMARE MODE: Play cloud and no one notices
"General Akba"r: Play an entire session where your first move in ANY new room is checking for traps

>>3853170
>This thread has been requested 5 times now.
>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 3845328

(PC/DM) Bring me an HEIR!!! - Intentionally get your character or one of your players characters pregnant.

>>3853170
Threw it onto suptg a few minutes ago.

>>3853194
Just use Suptg for fucks sake.

>>3853194
Awesome!

>>3853194
Good job, guys.

You've done /tg/ proud.

>>3853180
Female physique but MALE *COUGH* Tidus *COUGH* Zidane *COUGH* Cloud

>(DM or Player) "Creativity is being able to hide your sources": Run an entire adventure or campaign (DM) based on a film, book or other media source, or run a character (player) through a campaign based on a film, book, or other media source.

Doing that right now with my favorite opera (The Tales of Hoffman) as a D&D adventure.

[DM]Its all in the setting - Make a game world so rich in detail that it doesn't require any plot to guide the players off to adventure (they figure out on their own what to do)

[Player]Hey this looks fun - ignore any DM plot and go off on your own adventure!

AFMBE:

(GM) No, John. You are the demons.: Force a player or character named John to continue play as a zombie, without causing a shitstorm.
(GM) Suddenly, at the back door: Successfully turn the group's carefully constructed barricade into a deathtrap without resorting to zombie rats.
(GM) Squeak squeak: Resort to zombie rats.
(GM) You need to eat SOMETHING: Get the group to cannibalize their weakest member for food.
(BONUS!) They do this on their own.
(BONUS!) Have the party come into a large food supply after eating human flesh.

(PC) Everyone survives: Make it through a session without losing a single player or discovered NPC.
(PC)...except him: Cripple/kill an NPC to slow down the zombie advance.
(PC) Take one for the team: Cripple/kill a PC to slow down the zombie advance.
(PC) I'll hold 'em off!: Intentionally stay behind to slow down the zombie advance.
(BONUS) Survive.

>Pretension: (Wizard) Talk down to or treat another PC poorly on the sole basis of them not being a wizard.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

>"General Akba"r: Play an entire session where your first move in ANY new room is checking for traps

>"General Akba"r

>"General
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>>3853700
Oops, I meant Lieutenant.

>>3853725
10/10 good sir

D&D:
(Monk) Gravity Optional: Spend three combat rounds airborne, without magic.
(Monk) Get down here: Grapple a flying creature out of the air.
(Monk) The Bigger They Are: Grapple a creature two size categories larger than you.
(Monk) The Harder They Fall: Successfully pin a creature three sizes larger than you.
(Monk) Your kung-fu is weak: Defeat a higher-level monk 1-on-1.
(Fighter) I said MOVE: Successfully Bull-Rush or Overrun a dwarf.
(Ranger) Just another word for Racism: Choose the same humanoid species for all your Preferred Enemy selections.
(PC) Opportunity Knocks: Kill three opponents using only Attacks of Opportunity

Hunter: The Vigil

Hammertime (PC) - Kill a supernatural entity by yourself, with a THROWN hammer.
Sierra. Hotel. India. Tango. (GM) - Lure a military PC into a fatal trap.
You came here, expecting to find a madman.... (GM) - Trick the PCs into fighting a slasher.
But instead, YOU FOUND A GOD! (GM) - Make sure it ends in a TPK.

>(Monk) Gravity Optional: Spend three combat rounds airborne, without magic.
>(Monk) Get down here: Grapple a flying creature out of the air.
>(Monk) The Bigger They Are: Grapple a creature two size categories larger than you.
>(Monk) Your kung-fu is weak: Defeat a higher-level monk 1-on-1.

I have all of these, is that bad?

>>3853792
That's not bad. That's awesome.

>>3853792
No, it is awesome.

>>3853807
>>3853819
awesomemind

>>3853792
What IS bad, is that you didn't put up your other monk achievements.

>>3853830
>sexy-awesome

Fixed.

>>3853835
alright here is a small list, from what there is so far., this is one monk I played about 2 years ago.
>FALCOOOON... : Decimate an enemy with a single unarmed punch. (Note: must launch enemy at least 30 feet)
>(PC) The Hulk Would be Jealous - Deal 100+ physical damage in one turn
>(PC) IT'S A TRAP! - Knowingly walk into an ambush, trigger a trap, or play into a plan, and survive
>(Any) Touching the Untouchable - Make and attack were even if you roll 19 you won`t hit, and make an 20 roll.
>[PC][05] "Lucky" • Roll a natural 20.
>[PC][05] "I'm Great!" • Reach level five.
>[PC][05] "I'm Awesome!" • Reach level ten.
>[PC][15] "I'm Indestructable!" • Reach level twenty.
>Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique:(Monk) Successfully kill another character of your level or higher with a single unarmed attack during a surprise round.

(Druid) Say hello to my little friend: Surprise attack someone by having your animal companion leap out of your clothes/backpack/hair/beard.
(Druid) Wild Thing: Create amulets of Communicate With Animals for your party, just so you never need to leave your Wild Shape.
(Druid) Mild Thing: Use feats from The Complete Divine instead of turning into animals for an entire campaign.
(Druid) You gonna get Befriended: Use Wild Empathy to prevent combat.
(Druid) A cow like that...: Use your animal companion as an alternate food source.

>>3853908
please note that
>FALCOOOON... : Decimate an enemy with a single unarmed punch. (Note: must launch enemy at least 30 feet)
and
>Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique:(Monk) Successfully kill another character of your level or higher with a single unarmed attack during a surprise round.

Were the same attack.

(PC) Diplomacy Whore- Skip an entire combat section based on one diplomacy roll.

Tinfoil(Exalted Modern):Kill a Sidereal.

Acetic lifestyle(Monk): play a single classed monk from level 1 to 20
Bonus: Without using magic items
Hard Mode: or Vow of Poverty

Leader of Men(PC):Successfully command a small unit( 3-10 NPC troops) in battle.

Gunnery Sergeant(PC): Successfully command a large unit (11-99 NPC troops) in battle.

Master Commander(PC): Successfully command an army (100-249 NPC troops) in battle

TsunTzu(PC):Successfully command a large army(over 250 NPC troops) in battle.

>>3854030
Master Exploder(Wizard or Sorcerer)
unlock achievements Leader of Men, Gunnery Sergeant, Master Commander, and TsunTzu.

Exalted:

Creature Anathema: Defeat at least three consecutive Wyld Hunts sent after you.
Stunt Punt: Continually describe your actions in the hope of getting stunts until you are ejected from the game.
Master of them All: As an Abyssal, kill a Solar, a Lunar, A Sidereal, and one Terrestrial of each caste.

>>3854048
Exalted again:

I Know Kung Fu- Learn two complete Martial Arts styles.
My Kung Fu is Stronger than Yours- Learn four complete Martial Arts Styles.
God Hand- Learn eight complete Martial Arts Styles.
I Am Not Left Handed Master- Use all Stance-type charms in all eight Martial Arts styles you know in the course of a single battle.

(Player) "Whaaaat?!" Introduce your male character, adventure for awhile, then turn off the transformation at a weird moment, revealing you're a female.
(Player) "na-na-na-na-na-na-na . . . BATMAN!" your your list of alchemical/magic goods is longer than your character sheet.
(Player)"the dark side has cake" repeatedly convince lawful-good cleric that the wrong thing is right. Watch him wonder why his spells wont work.
(Player) "and with a wave of my finger . . . " in one action destroy an elaborate plot/trap with a minor character ability.
(Player) "I am the law!" play a lawful good cleric who helps the DM more than the party
(DM) "but the adventure is THAT way!" have a party go through a plot and decide to ignore the culmination and 'go home'.
(DM) "I am the great and powerful OZ!" have PC's convinced they are on an epic undertaking only to have it be a dream/lie.
(DM) "OOOHHH SHIIIIITTTT!" have a party stumble on a really powerful monster NPC.

>>3854030
3.5 vow of poverty is probably more dangerous than actual magic items anyway

D20 modern

(PC)wrong game, dude - justify having fullplate and a greatsword.

>>3854177
You are stupid and wrong and stupid.

>>3845662

>(DM) Off The Cuff: Play through an entire campaign with less than 5 pages of plot/notes.

My group started their current campaign at level 1, and just reached level 5. I have approximately three pages of notes, none of which I have ever referred to. I pretty much do absolutely fucking everything off the cuff, to the point of inventing entirely new magic items on the fly to use as treasure.

And the awesome part is, I'm so good at it that all my players think I have a massive binder of notes somewhere. After they kill the BBEG (or die at his hand), I'm going to hold up those papers and say, with a huge, shit-eating grin, "these are my notes. They stopped being relevant before you reached level 3."

Here's one:

(DM) Yeah, I invented that - create a spell, item, monster, or other completely unique and original entity, include it in your campaign, and have it fit in so well that the players ask you which book you got it from.

>>3850663
Take my wife, please!- Offer a bad pun for every casting of Tasha's Hideous laughter through at least 3 sessions.
Killer line- finish off an opponent under the effect of your casting of Tasha's hideous laughter.
Knockin' 'em Dead- Successfully cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on the BBEG.

>>3854623
lol nice response

>>3855238
that reminds me of the time we had a grig in the party.. and a new achievment!
Lord of the dance - use ottos irresistable dance to turn current combat encounter into a dance off.

>>3855324
tired legs - draw the ire of the party as well as the enemy for making dance unto exhaustion.

Some wargame achievements:

40k:
FFFFFFFF-
>Paint a unit of Angry Marines.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>Paint a Commissar as Commissar Fuklaw.
For the Greater Good!:
>Defeat an opposing force without being assaulted.
Tactica Imperialis:
>Move, then shoot.

WARMACHINE:
For the Motherland!
>Playing as Khador, use only infantry.

Somebody should archive this! Ill start keeping track of this shit and hand them out accordingly

hump

(PC) Axebeard Beardaxe - Hit the party dwarf for over 75 damage, killing them.

Some new achivements that me and my players got, in one session...

Perfect Resonant Frequency(PC): confuse the DM so much that he accidently lets you crit an ooze
Hobo Nightmare(DM): surprise entangle a PC who is searching a dormant ragamoffyn (MM2)
They dont do nothing but sing for us(PC): Play as Atticus Finch
Eyem The Strongest(PC): Play as Cirno
Prehensile Fun(PC): Play as a Sergal
Rage Magnet(PC): Play as a catfolk
(Bonus Points for playing one in a non furry way)
Autopilot Mage(PC): Play an arcane spellcaster and use ONLY magic missle
ITS ALIVE(DM): make use of the Living Spell template
Grim Darkness(DM): Include elements of 40k in DnD

bump 4 moar

>>3855565

I'm thinking I'll make a .txt of it and have it printed by my side.

>>3856557
lol