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Heeeey, hows it going, mind if I ask you guys a favor?
>> Parasitologist !oTnBwiIEJo!!oq/8r1624u0 12/04/08(Thu)16:44 No.3113030
well? Ask away.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:45 No.3113037
Haha, I turned you into a ghoul!

Where does she go after you nuke Megaton, anyway? I still want easy experience.
>> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 12/04/08(Thu)16:48 No.3113057

Apparently she heads to the underworld (where all the ghouls hang out). It takes a few days for her to travel, however.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:49 No.3113065
You are now hearing Moira's voice in your head for everything you read.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:50 No.3113070


>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:50 No.3113074
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>You are now hearing Sarah Palin's voice in your head for everything you read.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:53 No.3113087
I need help writing another book. and since you are always getting around and shooting every little critter and such, I'd thought you'd be perfect for it. I'm gonna call it the Kama sutra.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:56 No.3113113
Can anyone load up F3 and screencap that annoying merc in Moira's shop for me?

>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:56 No.3113115

Kama sutra? What's that?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:57 No.3113124

Still Gilbert Godfried, and nothing can change that.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)16:59 No.3113138
Oh nothing, nothing. I just need you to follow me into this room here a few hours or so...
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:01 No.3113146
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:01 No.3113147

I like where this is going..
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:03 No.3113162

>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:03 No.3113163
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Fixed that for you.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:05 No.3113168
I wanted to rail Moira so hard, it's unreal.

And I was playing as a female character at the time.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:07 No.3113178
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Anon delivers.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:08 No.3113190
same here. That voice, it compelled me to complete even the optional parts of the guide. Even when my hacking skill was too low to finish the roboco part I simply started to shoot and kill some random animals to level up JUST to finish that one part.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:09 No.3113193
That may have been a mercenary at some point, however now it is a pile of raw meat.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:09 No.3113204

How old is Moira? She has to be older than your character, because of the armored 101 suit she had, and the last time someone from the vault came out was about twenty years ago or more. So she had to be at least in her teens at that time to make it. So I'm guessing that she's in her.... thirties?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:10 No.3113206
I love this woman. I truly, completely love her. I managed the optional part of every one of her quests, just to make her happy!
I was so devastated, CRUSHED really, when we finished the book, because I no longer had an excuse to just talk to her, hear her angelic voice.
I only traded with her, no one else. Sometimes I would sit in the shop for hours just watching her sweep. I wanted to tell her how I felt, I wanted it so terribly it ached! But I couldn't. I just could say how much I wanted to be with her, to cuddle up with her, help her forget the horrors of life in that hell-hole, even if it was just for a little while.
Then I wanted to help her rebuild.

I loved this woman, and would do anything and everything for her.
>> The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw 12/04/08(Thu)17:13 No.3113222
My wasteland book turned out to be ass. Well, I guess it's what I get for lying for EVERY SINGLE quest it was possible on.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:13 No.3113223
That's it. I'm going to go check myself into the local asylum now.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:13 No.3113224
manly tears
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:13 No.3113225
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>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:17 No.3113247
She tells you that the suit came from a different 101 escapee if you ask her about it. She's probably in her early-to-mid twenties.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:18 No.3113258
Did you just write that?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:19 No.3113261
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Oh hai thar, I heard you like Moira... Oh wait.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:20 No.3113274
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:20 No.3113279
Well I already knew that, but who and when did the person escape? It didn't seem like anyone else left the place at the same time you did. She might've left with your father, but that's the only chance and that seems kinda slim.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:22 No.3113291
/tg/ allows /v/ stuff in here go back to /b/.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:22 No.3113293
It was a member of a scouting party actually. There are details about them in the overseer's computer.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:22 No.3113294
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>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:24 No.3113306
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:26 No.3113319

This is for all of you.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:27 No.3113322
what the hell is with you guys who are in love with moira and stuff

I bet your ultimate best sex fantasy is a threesome with her and that fucking tiefling from nwn2
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:30 No.3113333
it's kinda like the love for Tali from Mass Effect. The Accent. Speaking of which. add her so we can have a foursome.
>> Mediocrates !!tG3QhWVtE/n 12/04/08(Thu)17:31 No.3113336

Back to /b/ with you, bloodymessfag
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:32 No.3113341
Game needs Moira romance mod, with options to invite her over to your house and show her your own inventions and creations. And more quests for her to give.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:33 No.3113350
Not /tg/ related, sage and report
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:34 No.3113352
Is someone gonna set up an /r/ for this from a drawfag?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:34 No.3113353

That's what I actually thought, you remember how ago that happened in-game?

Depends on what you bring in here, but yah, pretty much as long it's /tg/ related.

... Bastard
>> Mr. Bubbles !!DLJ3bQ7yunJ 12/04/08(Thu)17:35 No.3113365
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No, I had a different threesome in mind.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:37 No.3113381
Why? She has a deviant art.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:38 No.3113383
She says "a few years back" if I remember correctly, and adds that they'd get travelers like that every couple of years or so.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:43 No.3113405
Lineart is done. It will be up at paheal when I finish.

Could someone do me a favor and give me a list of quotes from that shitty merc in Moira's shop?

God, I hate that guy.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:43 No.3113411
you know Moira probably has some wild form of radiation aids from all the radiation, ghouls, and survivors shes been fucking (including your dad)
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:43 No.3113416
No link?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:46 No.3113435

Better break out the RadX and Rad-Away then.

I can has buttsecks nao?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:47 No.3113445
"Move along"
"Nothing to see here"
"Don't even think about taking anything"
"Go away"

the usual guard npc stuff from FA3 even tho hes a merc not a guard
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:47 No.3113449
Phhht, all you needed to do was google "deviantart IronShrineMaiden" like what the file names show, but hell, here you go:

your welcome
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:52 No.3113478
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Thanks; I was too busy being a newfag.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:57 No.3113500
This chick draws well. I would like to have sex with her as thanks.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)17:59 No.3113510

I like where this is going.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:03 No.3113535
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>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:07 No.3113551
lol wot?
thats not moira, and you cant pickpocket clothes anyway.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:07 No.3113552

>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:08 No.3113559
Yeah, but he's employed as a guard. Just because he's labelled 'Mercenary' in VATS (LAWL KILLAN AND SHOOTAN) doesn't mean he can't fulfill a different job.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:08 No.3113562
You have any luck catching those HOT LIL POTATOS!?
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:08 No.3113568
wut mind
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:09 No.3113571
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Why everyone loves Moira.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:09 No.3113572
that is moria...just turned into a kid and removed all her items.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:12 No.3113586
Did anyone else wear the same hat the whole game? Some shitty raider hat that gave +5 big guns and +5 Explosives. There was almost no other gear for the head with + stats on it.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:14 No.3113594

Lincoln's hat gives a bonus to speech, I think.
>> Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 12/04/08(Thu)18:14 No.3113601

Stealth hat. You get it from doing Moira's Mirelurk quest without killing any of them. Shit is so cash.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:15 No.3113614
Right. She's like Gadget, only not furry.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:16 No.3113618
Moira was what prompted me to slaughter the entire town before I blew it the fuck up. Then I discovered that I can crush her spirit, life is good.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:19 No.3113633
Combat Helmet after motocicles one for me..
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:20 No.3113640
Gadget is so fucking hot.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:21 No.3113644
Lincon's Hat.
That or Sheriff's hat + minigun.
>> Amazing 12/04/08(Thu)18:21 No.3113646
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>> The Sole French /co/mrade 12/04/08(Thu)18:22 No.3113649

The Shady Hat ? Fuck yeah i'm wearing it all the time. Looks a bit silly with my armour, though. When I'm 100% in Sneak, I shall consider changing.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:23 No.3113659

That's what I'm using. Just for the extra little pip on Perception.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:24 No.3113664
Go to oasis, get Poplar's Hood, or better yet, go to the Nuka Cola bottling plant, and complete "Finding the Formula" (do not complete the Nuka Cola Challenge) and kill Goalie Ledoux for his mask at the end, +25 AP is nothing to sneeze at.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:24 No.3113665
Combat helmet with regulator duster. It's like I'm in 'Nam all over again!!
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:24 No.3113666
It's super effective!
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:27 No.3113691
I got Poplar's Hood + Biker goggles + Regulator Duster + Sniper Rifle

Shit was so cash. (p.s. I got the Alien Blaster as well)
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:30 No.3113705
Yeah I got
Button's Wig = +5 Barter, -1 PE, +1 IN, +10 Speech
Lincoln's hat = +5 Speech
Random Power Armor helms = Random Rad Resists/Damage Reduction, thats it. Shit.
Shady Hat = +5 to Sneak and +1 to Perception

Sneak pretty useless after 50 or 60 points, you only get one sneak crit then they know where you are anyways. An you always want to kill everything, not sneak by, if you want caps and xp.

Thats about it. Is there some other hat that give a bonus as good as Raider Blastmaster Helmet +5 Big Guns/+5 Explosives? Other than that its like all shit or 'looks cool'.
And the Raider Blastmaster Helmet looks fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:31 No.3113713
Ol' Painless, Merc Grunt Outfit and Roving Trader Hat.

Fuck yeah, military contractor 2277!
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:42 No.3113791
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I did only cause I thought it was so awsome looking.
Picture is my man
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:50 No.3113860
I was wearing Reilly's Ranger's armor until I found some Enclave Tesla Armor on a dead Enclave dude who was apparently killed by the Deathclaw that came out of an empty Enclave Deathclaw Cage nearby.
Tesla Armor looks badass.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)18:51 No.3113870
Fuck I hate her so much. I blew up megaton just to kill her. AND THEN SHE WAS STILL ALIVE. Fuck! I took a bat to her head and stole everything she had on her stupid corpse.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:10 No.3113991

>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:14 No.3114011

You are a good man and we are in your debt.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:18 No.3114039


Neeshka, fuck yeah.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:18 No.3114041
That's pretty fucking awesome right there.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:20 No.3114054
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Always the Stormchaser with the merc troublemaker outfit and shades, if it had any sort of DR benefit i'd wear the roving trader outfit instead and have at least three pairs of eyewear near the characters face at any one time.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:30 No.3114133

Hahaha, nice work.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)19:51 No.3114247

/tg/ - Producing more original content than all of 4chan combined.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)22:16 No.3115168

>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)23:45 No.3115642
I have a combat Helmet and Sunglasses combo, looks pretty cool with my Ranger's armor and shotgun.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)23:49 No.3115658
Ok, has anyone else seen Donovan (the Ranger tech) running around on the extreme west of the map? It's happened twice to me.
>> deleted 12/04/08(Thu)23:50 No.3115667
I honestly didn't think my post would spawn some pretty epic rule 34...Thanks guys.

I was mainly aiming to get Moria Stated, but I had to go clean up a flooded kitchen.
>> Anonymous 12/04/08(Thu)23:57 No.3115697
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:07 No.3115739
I would have kinky mouse sex with her forever
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:09 No.3115751
Level 8 Artificer.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:09 No.3115752
Nope! Donovan was the only Ranger I lost.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:26 No.3115838
Moira could have fixed that.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:50 No.3115926
Once again, not only does the douchebag get the girl, he doesn't even have a name.

Or a vocabulary exceeding two dozen words
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)00:57 No.3115949
Of course weak gutter trash like you can barely raise a complaint thinking it might offend your DM who you willingly submit to. Those douches as you so call them have something you very much lack you pussy and that spine gets them everywhere you will never even hope of seeing.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:00 No.3115964
Quite honestly I enjoyed working with her than anything involving dad's stupid magic Brita filter.
>> Savage Worlds Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 12/05/08(Fri)01:05 No.3115984
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Moira Brown (WC)
Attributes: Agility d6, Smarts d8, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6
Skills: Climbing d6, Fighting d4, Guts d6, Healing d8, Investigation d8, Notice d6, Persuasion d6, Repair d8, Shooting d4, Stealth d4, Survival d4, Swimming d6, Throwing d6, Tracking d4
Hindrances: Clueless, Curious
Edges: Attractive, Harder to Kill, McGyver
Pace: 6; Parry: 4; Toughness: 4; Charisma: +2
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:06 No.3115989
>dad's stupid magic Brita filter

That... is the best description EVER!
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:22 No.3116066
I would fu... no that's not right, I would NOT fuck Moira. I would gently and tenderly lay her down upon a bed and make sweet love to her, grime and all.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:26 No.3116085
With that stupid house robot narrating color.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:27 No.3116095
Yeah and he gave me a mini nuke. Had to save his ass from some raiders he ran by first tho.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:34 No.3116127

Man, all you guys acting like finding Moira sweet and cute is weird. least y'all aren't trying to come to terms with the fact I had the hots for Brick.
>> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/05/08(Fri)01:38 No.3116150
She had a New Jersey accent. We called her Jersey Girl. My suitemate and I (neutral and good) finished her book. My roommate (evil) ghoulified her.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:39 No.3116158
First I thought this was a Jim Profit troll thread. Then I noticed that the drawing style wasn't weeaboo enough.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:47 No.3116192
Brick was... fun. In the "Hey, lets go get a beer then kill something!" kind of way. Not the, "Would you please marry me?" way.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:53 No.3116226
W... wh... what the fuck was that, and why did I just watch it through? Ugh.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:58 No.3116244
You know what, I've been surfing and posting on /tg/ ever since it was born, but the epic trolls and namefags seem to blow right past me with out nearly a tip of the hat or "Good evening".

Red Machine D, Jim Profit...fuck, I didn't know who the hell they were until they get banned.

Jim profit was that guy that did naruto pics with every single post he did, right? Well maybe that explains it, cause I avoid weeboo threads like the fucking black plague, and Naruto is the bloated king tick of them all.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)01:58 No.3116250
>Sneak pretty useless after 50 or 60 points,

I doubt having only 60 sneak would have let me kill every fucker in the capitol building without being noticed. 100 sneak FTW.
>> deleted 12/05/08(Fri)02:00 No.3116261
Shit, I'm still stoked that /tg/ got shit done so fast...especially for Fallout and especially since it's fucking great looking while still being lol worthy.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:01 No.3116263

Yeah, that's what I meant. "Awesome dude friend who happens to lack a dick so it's not TOO gay"
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:02 No.3116266
HELLO SIR! It appears you are being quite intimate with your lady friend there. Might I make the suggesting that you thrust a little more to the left?
Excellent! Would either of you like some liquid refreshments? A towel perhaps?
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:03 No.3116274
Another thing that robot needed. A kit/upgrade that replaced the british butler schtick with a fat, sassy, black, house negro mammy.
>> deleted 12/05/08(Fri)02:04 No.3116277
Now I want to see Mister Handy, or better yet, Mr. Gusty raping Moria right through the torn fabric of her Robco jumpsuit....thanks.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:06 No.3116285
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:06 No.3116286
Just as long as the jumpsuit is the ONLY thing the circular saw hand ripps open.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:08 No.3116291
I'd be better if he was doing that to the vault dweller.
>> He's SOOOOoooo Handy! Mr. Handy 12/05/08(Fri)02:10 No.3116298
Haw, how dare you sir, my precision crafted accessories are capable of splitting a hair on the scalp of a new born babe with our harm.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:11 No.3116299
I think I'd rather see Andy giving Amata a good robo-dicking. Or maybe Butch could finally show her a real tunnel snake.
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:11 No.3116303

Mr. Gutsy sodomizing male Vault Dweller while Moira is in the background with a Nyro-n face.

Suggestion caption: "upgrade package"
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:13 No.3116314
A copy of Moria's own line of "Robots Gone Haywire!" porn halo video tapes will be packaged with each "Wasteland Survival Book" as a limited time promotion!
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:13 No.3116317
No, quite heterosexual, but prepubescent faggots like you aren't likely to understand.
>> Random Megaton Customer 12/05/08(Fri)02:15 No.3116320
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:17 No.3116329

No dr.
Very hard difficulty
Melee only.

Play it like a real man, not like jim profit
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:23 No.3116371

No dr.
Very hard difficulty
Melee only.

Play it like a real man, not like jim profit
>> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 12/05/08(Fri)02:26 No.3116387

>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:34 No.3116438

>> God-Emperor of Mankind 12/05/08(Fri)02:35 No.3116444
Play it like a real man? play it with 0 bad karma and full karma. DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)02:37 No.3116464
If you like her accent so much, just go to Wisconsin. Be careful driving though, I hear they're at least as bad as Okies... and we know how bad they drive.