well? Ask away.

Haha, I turned you into a ghoul!

Where does she go after you nuke Megaton, anyway? I still want easy experience.

>>3113037

Apparently she heads to the underworld (where all the ghouls hang out). It takes a few days for her to travel, however.

You are now hearing Moira's voice in your head for everything you read.

>>3112911
YES

OKAY

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!

>>3113065
>You are now hearing Sarah Palin's voice in your head for everything you read.

>>3113030
>>3113070
I need help writing another book. and since you are always getting around and shooting every little critter and such, I'd thought you'd be perfect for it. I'm gonna call it the Kama sutra.

Can anyone load up F3 and screencap that annoying merc in Moira's shop for me?

Preeeeease?

>>3113087

Kama sutra? What's that?

>>3113074

Still Gilbert Godfried, and nothing can change that.

>>3113115
Oh nothing, nothing. I just need you to follow me into this room here a few hours or so...

>>3113124
>>3113074
O GAWD I AM NOW IMAGINING SARAH PALIN AND GILBERT GODFRIED HAVING SEX, MOANING AND SCREAMING IN THEIR ANNOYING VOICES.

>>3113138

I like where this is going..

>>3113087
>>3113138

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Hot

>>3113124
>Gottfried

Fixed that for you.

I wanted to rail Moira so hard, it's unreal.

And I was playing as a female character at the time.

>>3113113

Anon delivers.

>>3113168
same here. That voice, it compelled me to complete even the optional parts of the guide. Even when my hacking skill was too low to finish the roboco part I simply started to shoot and kill some random animals to level up JUST to finish that one part.

>>3113178
That may have been a mercenary at some point, however now it is a pile of raw meat.

>>3112911

How old is Moira? She has to be older than your character, because of the armored 101 suit she had, and the last time someone from the vault came out was about twenty years ago or more. So she had to be at least in her teens at that time to make it. So I'm guessing that she's in her.... thirties?

>>3112911
I love this woman. I truly, completely love her. I managed the optional part of every one of her quests, just to make her happy!
I was so devastated, CRUSHED really, when we finished the book, because I no longer had an excuse to just talk to her, hear her angelic voice.
I only traded with her, no one else. Sometimes I would sit in the shop for hours just watching her sweep. I wanted to tell her how I felt, I wanted it so terribly it ached! But I couldn't. I just could say how much I wanted to be with her, to cuddle up with her, help her forget the horrors of life in that hell-hole, even if it was just for a little while.
Then I wanted to help her rebuild.

I loved this woman, and would do anything and everything for her.

My wasteland book turned out to be ass. Well, I guess it's what I get for lying for EVERY SINGLE quest it was possible on.

>>3113146
That's it. I'm going to go check myself into the local asylum now.

>>3113206
manly tears

>>3113206
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>3113204
She tells you that the suit came from a different 101 escapee if you ask her about it. She's probably in her early-to-mid twenties.

>>3113206
Did you just write that?

Oh hai thar, I heard you like Moira... Oh wait.

/v/

>>3113247
Well I already knew that, but who and when did the person escape? It didn't seem like anyone else left the place at the same time you did. She might've left with your father, but that's the only chance and that seems kinda slim.

>>3113274
/tg/ allows /v/ stuff in here go back to /b/.

>>3113247
>>3113279
It was a member of a scouting party actually. There are details about them in the overseer's computer.

>>3113261
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU... YOU MONSTER!

Fags.

>>3113261
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

>>3113124
>>3113146
>>3113163
>>3113162


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

This is for all of you.

what the hell is with you guys who are in love with moira and stuff

I bet your ultimate best sex fantasy is a threesome with her and that fucking tiefling from nwn2

>>3113322
it's kinda like the love for Tali from Mass Effect. The Accent. Speaking of which. add her so we can have a foursome.

>>3113178

Back to /b/ with you, bloodymessfag

Game needs Moira romance mod, with options to invite her over to your house and show her your own inventions and creations. And more quests for her to give.

Not /tg/ related, sage and report

>>3113322
>>3113333
Is someone gonna set up an /r/ for this from a drawfag?

>>3113204
>>3113279
here


>>3113293
That's what I actually thought, you remember how ago that happened in-game?


>>3113291
Depends on what you bring in here, but yah, pretty much as long it's /tg/ related.

>>3113261
... Bastard

>>3113322
No, I had a different threesome in mind.

>>3113352
Why? She has a deviant art.

>>3113353
She says "a few years back" if I remember correctly, and adds that they'd get travelers like that every couple of years or so.

>>3113352
Lineart is done. It will be up at paheal when I finish.

Could someone do me a favor and give me a list of quotes from that shitty merc in Moira's shop?

God, I hate that guy.

>>3113365
you know Moira probably has some wild form of radiation aids from all the radiation, ghouls, and survivors shes been fucking (including your dad)

>>3113381
No link?

>>3113411

Better break out the RadX and Rad-Away then.

I can has buttsecks nao?

>>3113405
"Move along"
"Nothing to see here"
"Don't even think about taking anything"
"Go away"

the usual guard npc stuff from FA3 even tho hes a merc not a guard

>>3113416
Phhht, all you needed to do was google "deviantart IronShrineMaiden" like what the file names show, but hell, here you go:

http://ironshrinemaiden.deviantart.com/

your welcome

>>3113449
Thanks; I was too busy being a newfag.

This chick draws well. I would like to have sex with her as thanks.

>>3113405

I like where this is going.

>>3113535
lol wot?
thats not moira, and you cant pickpocket clothes anyway.

>>3113535

wut

>>3113445
Yeah, but he's employed as a guard. Just because he's labelled 'Mercenary' in VATS (LAWL KILLAN AND SHOOTAN) doesn't mean he can't fulfill a different job.

You have any luck catching those HOT LIL POTATOS!?

>>3113551
>>3113552
wut mind

Why everyone loves Moira.

>>3113551
that is moria...just turned into a kid and removed all her items.

Did anyone else wear the same hat the whole game? Some shitty raider hat that gave +5 big guns and +5 Explosives. There was almost no other gear for the head with + stats on it.

>>3113586
MAGICAL HATTAN GAEMS

Lincoln's hat gives a bonus to speech, I think.

>>3113586

Stealth hat. You get it from doing Moira's Mirelurk quest without killing any of them. Shit is so cash.

>>3113571
Right. She's like Gadget, only not furry.

Moira was what prompted me to slaughter the entire town before I blew it the fuck up. Then I discovered that I can crush her spirit, life is good.

>>3113586
Combat Helmet after motocicles one for me..

>>3113571
Gadget is so fucking hot.

>>3113586
Lincon's Hat.
That or Sheriff's hat + minigun.

>>3113601

The Shady Hat ? Fuck yeah i'm wearing it all the time. Looks a bit silly with my armour, though. When I'm 100% in Sneak, I shall consider changing.

>>3113586

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Stormchaser_Hat

That's what I'm using. Just for the extra little pip on Perception.

>>3113649
Go to oasis, get Poplar's Hood, or better yet, go to the Nuka Cola bottling plant, and complete "Finding the Formula" (do not complete the Nuka Cola Challenge) and kill Goalie Ledoux for his mask at the end, +25 AP is nothing to sneeze at.

Combat helmet with regulator duster. It's like I'm in 'Nam all over again!!

>>3113646
It's super effective!

I got Poplar's Hood + Biker goggles + Regulator Duster + Sniper Rifle

Shit was so cash. (p.s. I got the Alien Blaster as well)

Yeah I got
Button's Wig = +5 Barter, -1 PE, +1 IN, +10 Speech
Lincoln's hat = +5 Speech
Random Power Armor helms = Random Rad Resists/Damage Reduction, thats it. Shit.
Shady Hat = +5 to Sneak and +1 to Perception

Sneak pretty useless after 50 or 60 points, you only get one sneak crit then they know where you are anyways. An you always want to kill everything, not sneak by, if you want caps and xp.

Thats about it. Is there some other hat that give a bonus as good as Raider Blastmaster Helmet +5 Big Guns/+5 Explosives? Other than that its like all shit or 'looks cool'.
And the Raider Blastmaster Helmet looks fucking retarded.

Ol' Painless, Merc Grunt Outfit and Roving Trader Hat.

Fuck yeah, military contractor 2277!

>>3113586
I did only cause I thought it was so awsome looking.
Picture is my man

I was wearing Reilly's Ranger's armor until I found some Enclave Tesla Armor on a dead Enclave dude who was apparently killed by the Deathclaw that came out of an empty Enclave Deathclaw Cage nearby.
Tesla Armor looks badass.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Tesla_Power_Armor

Fuck I hate her so much. I blew up megaton just to kill her. AND THEN SHE WAS STILL ALIVE. Fuck! I took a bat to her head and stole everything she had on her stupid corpse.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/250233

CAN'T HAVE
NOT YOURS

>>3113991

You are a good man and we are in your debt.

>>3113322

QUESTIONS QUESTIONS.

Neeshka, fuck yeah.

>>3113991
That's pretty fucking awesome right there.

>>3113586
Always the Stormchaser with the merc troublemaker outfit and shades, if it had any sort of DR benefit i'd wear the roving trader outfit instead and have at least three pairs of eyewear near the characters face at any one time.

>>3113991

Hahaha, nice work.

>>3113991

/tg/ - Producing more original content than all of 4chan combined.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/246251?search=Fallout_3

wut?

I have a combat Helmet and Sunglasses combo, looks pretty cool with my Ranger's armor and shotgun.

Ok, has anyone else seen Donovan (the Ranger tech) running around on the extreme west of the map? It's happened twice to me.

I honestly didn't think my post would spawn some pretty epic rule 34...Thanks guys.

I was mainly aiming to get Moria Stated, but I had to go clean up a flooded kitchen.

>>3113074
SAME FUCKING THING

>>3113571
I would have kinky mouse sex with her forever

>>3115667
Level 8 Artificer.

>>3115658
Nope! Donovan was the only Ranger I lost.

>>3115667
Moira could have fixed that.

>>3113991
Once again, not only does the douchebag get the girl, he doesn't even have a name.

Or a vocabulary exceeding two dozen words

>>3115926
Of course weak gutter trash like you can barely raise a complaint thinking it might offend your DM who you willingly submit to. Those douches as you so call them have something you very much lack you pussy and that spine gets them everywhere you will never even hope of seeing.

Quite honestly I enjoyed working with her than anything involving dad's stupid magic Brita filter.

>>3115667
Moira Brown (WC)
Attributes: Agility d6, Smarts d8, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6
Skills: Climbing d6, Fighting d4, Guts d6, Healing d8, Investigation d8, Notice d6, Persuasion d6, Repair d8, Shooting d4, Stealth d4, Survival d4, Swimming d6, Throwing d6, Tracking d4
Hindrances: Clueless, Curious
Edges: Attractive, Harder to Kill, McGyver
Pace: 6; Parry: 4; Toughness: 4; Charisma: +2

>>3115964
>dad's stupid magic Brita filter

That... is the best description EVER!

I would fu... no that's not right, I would NOT fuck Moira. I would gently and tenderly lay her down upon a bed and make sweet love to her, grime and all.

>>3116066
With that stupid house robot narrating color.

>>3115658
Yeah and he gave me a mini nuke. Had to save his ass from some raiders he ran by first tho.

>>3116066

Man, all you guys acting like finding Moira sweet and cute is weird.

...at least y'all aren't trying to come to terms with the fact I had the hots for Brick.

She had a New Jersey accent. We called her Jersey Girl. My suitemate and I (neutral and good) finished her book. My roommate (evil) ghoulified her.

First I thought this was a Jim Profit troll thread. Then I noticed that the drawing style wasn't weeaboo enough.

>>3116127
Brick was... fun. In the "Hey, lets go get a beer then kill something!" kind of way. Not the, "Would you please marry me?" way.

>>3113319
W... wh... what the fuck was that, and why did I just watch it through? Ugh.

>>3116158
You know what, I've been surfing and posting on /tg/ ever since it was born, but the epic trolls and namefags seem to blow right past me with out nearly a tip of the hat or "Good evening".

Red Machine D, Jim Profit...fuck, I didn't know who the hell they were until they get banned.

Jim profit was that guy that did naruto pics with every single post he did, right? Well maybe that explains it, cause I avoid weeboo threads like the fucking black plague, and Naruto is the bloated king tick of them all.

>>3113705
>Sneak pretty useless after 50 or 60 points,

I doubt having only 60 sneak would have let me kill every fucker in the capitol building without being noticed. 100 sneak FTW.

Shit, I'm still stoked that /tg/ got shit done so fast...especially for Fallout and especially since it's fucking great looking while still being lol worthy.

>>3116192

Yeah, that's what I meant. "Awesome dude friend who happens to lack a dick so it's not TOO gay"

>>3116085
HELLO SIR! It appears you are being quite intimate with your lady friend there. Might I make the suggesting that you thrust a little more to the left?
Excellent! Would either of you like some liquid refreshments? A towel perhaps?

>>3116266
Another thing that robot needed. A kit/upgrade that replaced the british butler schtick with a fat, sassy, black, house negro mammy.

>>3116266
Now I want to see Mister Handy, or better yet, Mr. Gusty raping Moria right through the torn fabric of her Robco jumpsuit....thanks.

>>3116277
MAN UP SOLDIER! This is NOTHING! You should be THANKING ME FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW!

>>3116277
Just as long as the jumpsuit is the ONLY thing the circular saw hand ripps open.

>>3116285
I'd be better if he was doing that to the vault dweller.

>>3116286
Haw, how dare you sir, my precision crafted accessories are capable of splitting a hair on the scalp of a new born babe with our harm.

>>3116277
I think I'd rather see Andy giving Amata a good robo-dicking. Or maybe Butch could finally show her a real tunnel snake.

>>3116291
>>3116286
>>3116285
>>3116277

Mr. Gutsy sodomizing male Vault Dweller while Moira is in the background with a Nyro-n face.

Suggestion caption: "upgrade package"

A copy of Moria's own line of "Robots Gone Haywire!" porn halo video tapes will be packaged with each "Wasteland Survival Book" as a limited time promotion!

>>3113225
No, quite heterosexual, but prepubescent faggots like you aren't likely to understand.

>>3116314
PROMOTIONS!?

>>3112911

No dr.
Very hard difficulty
Melee only.

Play it like a real man, not like jim profit

>>3112911

No dr.
Very hard difficulty
Melee only.

Play it like a real man, not like jim profit

>>3113646
>sectoid

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE GREATEST STRATEGY GAME EVER!

>>3116387

GODDAMNIT HIRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

>>3116371
Play it like a real man? play it with 0 bad karma and full karma. DO IT FAGGOT

If you like her accent so much, just go to Wisconsin. Be careful driving though, I hear they're at least as bad as Okies... and we know how bad they drive.