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Goblin Fortress thread.

Gobz waz heer
Dorfs iz loozerz
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)22:58 No.2947843
Dorfs don' gotz enuff dakka. Datz why dey's grot food now.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)22:58 No.2947847
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>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)22:59 No.2947854
You made sure to make strap-ons pants, not toys, right? What's the point of a strap-on that doesn't get straped-on?
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)22:59 No.2947855
Isn't putting spikes on a strapon sort of counter-productive?
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:00 No.2947860
Those are some fucking expensive sex toys.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:02 No.2947868
Well they're obviously reserved for Goblin Justice or captured prisoners.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:03 No.2947877
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You'd think so, but gobbos are just weird like that.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:06 No.2947889
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Yes, strap-ons and clit rings are wearable, along with several other things.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:08 No.2947896
Great, gay goblins. The one thing I kept saying Dwarf Fortress was missing. The game is complete.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:09 No.2947904

If they're not so much spikes as studs, it's not nearly as counter-productive.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:10 No.2947908

No, studded things are described as such. They're just kinky fuckers.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:12 No.2947918
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He's right, that dildo literally has spikes. It's obviously some form of torture/capital punishment device.

Not that they don't make normal dildos that are just... 'enhanced'.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:15 No.2947928
Anyone have that doodle of that teenaged goblin girl secretly crushing on some dwarven hero in her bedroom?
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:17 No.2947943
You mean lesbian goblins, right?
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:19 No.2947944
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This one's ribbed for her pleasure.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:20 No.2947948
No, I mean gay goblins. Most fortresses seem to be heavily male.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:21 No.2947953
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>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:23 No.2947964
What the hell am I looking at? No, seriously, what is this?
I'm... strangely intrigued.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:26 No.2947976

Dildo Fortress
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:33 No.2948017
Except OP's fortress is all female.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:38 No.2948047
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>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:39 No.2948053
Oh. Okay then, I can live with that.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:40 No.2948057
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Any good gobbo fortress has to have a good compliment of sex slaves.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:43 No.2948065
It's too bad that reproduction is hard-coded to require a male and a female, or I'd just make dickgirl fortress and be done with it.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:43 No.2948066
Makes me wish Toady would implement actual slavery instead of just pets. I'm imagining a giant girls-only Goblin fortress surrounded by countless cage traps for protection, men being snapped up in droves for their depraved sex dungeons.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:46 No.2948070
A fully female gobby fortress depends on captured men of other species to reproduce.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:47 No.2948076
so is /tg/ just trying to give me a Gobbo fetish or what's the deal here
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:50 No.2948084
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The other day someone suggested a sex-party fortress simultaneously controlled by Elves and Goblins. It would be a vertical mirror image, with a huge white stone tower rising above ground for the Elves and a deep pit sunken beneath it for the Goblins. Each would specialize in sexual kinks fitting to their nature, e.g. Goblins would have S&M and Elves would have erotic massage.

Every once in a while some sexually-deviant woman of one race cross over to indulge in the fantasies and fetishes more suited to the other.

Naughty Elven lasses descend into the depths to get tied up, whipped, blindfolded, and ravaged with huge dildos or by rough Goblin men who are clad in leather everywhere but where it matters.
And shy, timid Goblin girls climb into the tower to have barely-dressed bedroom pillow fights with the Elves, blushing nervously as they play increasingly-naughty games of Truth-or-Dare.

Try to ignore the mental image of a normally-depraved gobby girl tittering like a schoolgirl and blushing shyly in a white room with fluffy pillows and pink bedspread while she and a bunch of Elves whisper dirty things to each other and dare each other to get progressively more naked. It's only a matter of time till one of the girls brings out her small, completely plain toy, or one of the men gets his pants dared off. Naughtiness ensues and pent-up desires and frustrations are leased in a sexually-exploratory environment.
>> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 11/05/08(Wed)23:53 No.2948091

>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:55 No.2948098
did your mother not hug you enough?
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:58 No.2948109
Is this an actual mod/conversion? If so, where can one find it? Because that's epic win, whether real or not.
>> Anonymous 11/05/08(Wed)23:59 No.2948113
My mom died from cancer when I was 2. So... I guess not?

Too bad it can't be done, though. You have to at least admit the mirror design is pretty cool.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:01 No.2948123
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The design is feasible; the rest of it, not so much.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:02 No.2948124
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:04 No.2948131
Too bad you can only have one playable race to a fortress. This kind of caste/division system would be fucking awesome to make.
I can see it being implemented in the future for giant cities with elves, humans, and dwarves all living in it, but it would be perfect for a scenario like this too.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:06 No.2948141
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It's simple enough, comprised of a few things:
1. Making goblins all-female.
2. Making goblin civs build naughty toys.
3. Making goblin civs wear naughty clothes.
4. Making other races viable pets for goblins to bring along.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:07 No.2948150
>sex slaves
>Em Akuststozu, Stray Tentacle Demon
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:09 No.2948155
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Tentacle demons are actually already in the game, amazingly.

Fun fact:
All demons have the [NO_GENDER] tag.
Except for tentacle demons, who have the [MALE] tag.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:10 No.2948161
Human, Elf, AND Dwarf slaves? Those gobby girls have some diverse tastes.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:12 No.2948172
What's that tentacle demon doing with that donkey?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:13 No.2948178
Originally I was going to ask what they needed a kobold manslave for, but after looking at this picture I can only conclude it's to indulge in their straight shota fantasies.
Look at that little kobold. He has no idea what he's in for.
And that's how they like it.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:15 No.2948182
graphics suck
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:16 No.2948188
Goddamn we need some writefags/drawhores on this.

So badly.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:18 No.2948202
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Awsum, but of course there should be exceptions
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:23 No.2948217
You can still have some fun activities, you just have to be creative.

Build a pit surrounded with raised seating and a meeting area, like a colosseum. Turn the pit into a training room for your recruits.
Flood and drain a pit, to make it muddy.
Put two of your femme-gobs in the pit, have them wrestle each other.
You now have spectated mud-wrestling in your fortress.
Bonus: Sometimes when wrestling, recruits will pull clothes off each other.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:25 No.2948227
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Female tentacle monsters are okay in my book.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:27 No.2948246
>Sometimes when wrestling, recruits will pull clothes off each other.
Does this really happen? I've never had much of a military so I can't say I've ever really experienced this.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:28 No.2948252
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:30 No.2948264
Yep, happens a lot. My barracks are covered in socks that have been pulled off dwarves while sparring.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:33 No.2948271
brb starting mud-wrestling goblin fort
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:34 No.2948277
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:34 No.2948278
So THAT'S why there are random articles of clothing on the floor of my barracks at times.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:34 No.2948279
I have to ask what the hell is going on in that picture.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:36 No.2948289
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Pink, female tentacle monster is raping the phallic, metallic probes/tentacles of a HAL9000-style robot/AI.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:39 No.2948290
DF really needs tattoos/piercings.
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:41 No.2948302
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:44 No.2948319
Weirdly cute. Moar?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:45 No.2948325
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:54 No.2948364
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Used to be a drawhore on /b/ a few years ago when it was even remotely tolerable. She had a twin brother (they were actually conjoined/siamese twins) with whom she regularly had incestuous interactions.
But this is all irrelevant anyway.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:55 No.2948369
moar goblin pronz?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:55 No.2948374
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:57 No.2948376
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There's surprisingly little out there. Usually it's ugly male goblins raping some lily-white princess or some shit. Goblin women are so neglected. It's no wonder they're so sexually ferocious as to start frustrated like this.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)00:59 No.2948389
Congratulations. You've all destroyed Dwarf Fortress for me and given me a spontaneous and inexplicable Gobbo fetish.
I was looking over my fortress at the dungeon where the cages and chains are and I got an erection.
I'll never be able to look at the little flickering that wander around my screen 'g's the same way again, nor the various ]s of scattered clothing.

I hope you're fucking happy you goddamn gobbyfags.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:00 No.2948390
Hey, we'll take the princess rape too. Or artist name.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:00 No.2948391
You should find a way of strewing some 'unknown substance' around...
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:01 No.2948394
>Hey, we'll take the princess rape too
Speak for yourself. I've seen all the "helpless, snow-white-skinned women fucking dirty men" pictures I can stand for one lifetime. The world needs more porn of these 'monstrous' races as delicious femmes.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:02 No.2948397
Glad we helped you get your gobknob off.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:02 No.2948400
>*<<+Spider Silk Panties+>>* (lower body)
>(semen covering)
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:05 No.2948407
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:06 No.2948410
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>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:44 No.2948560
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Goblin slaves are better than having a goblin fortress full of other slaves.

It's cute how they think they have a choice.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:46 No.2948574
I think a fortress in which you play as tentacle demons could be a profitable one, if you brought proper slaves.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)01:59 No.2948620
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Holy shit, no kidding. Tentacle demons are fucking awesome, look at those skills.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:05 No.2948654
They're all great wrestlers? I WONDER WHY.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:11 No.2948675
where are all the drawfags when you need them
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:12 No.2948679
So they can rape animu girls?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:15 No.2948694
>so they can rape gobby girls
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:17 No.2948699
Did you seriously just bring ONE female Goblin slave to your all-male fortress full of tentacle monsters?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:28 No.2948737
I don't see a problem with this.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:31 No.2948750
What do you want?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:39 No.2948791
Ideally, any drawfags/writefags to help flesh out the subject of sex-crazed gobby fortresses. The kind of stuff you see in this thread is okay but beyond adding a few new items and taking some pets, the novelty wears off fast in-game because there's nothing any of those things can really DO.
So I'd assume goblin naughtiness of all kinds, as expressed in this thread, for example:
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:47 No.2948820
What he said.

But maybe throw in some dudes, /tg/ has enough lesbian stuff as it is.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:50 No.2948828
Eagerly anticipating Goblin Fortress writefaggotry/drawfaggotry.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:53 No.2948849
Drawfag here. I'm thinking of drawing something, but I just.. I just can't come up with something worth drawing.

>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:55 No.2948859
Sexual deviancy aside, Goblin Fortress sounds neat. Does it play any different than a Dwarf fortress? Are you sieged by the "good" races/creatures? Who do goblins trade with, if anyone?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)02:55 No.2948861
Do gob porn, we like porn.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:03 No.2948907
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Actually, it does play differently.

Small differences:
Nomenclature and society is different. Goblins use a different language, their names are different, they have different names for workshops and jobs, and so on. Goblins worship a Demon. Goblin personalities are different: most are quick to anger and unmoved to pity. Their ethics are different too: they'll torture for fun.
Goblins are way more likely to use certain types of decorations, ESPECIALLY putting menacing spikes all over everything. They also enjoy bone armor.

Big differences:
Goblins don't need alcohol to function (but they WILL drink it),with the exception of individual goblins who are alcoholic. Also, they don't get cavesickness.
Goblins use evil plants, cave animals, and evil animals, which means different pets and so on.
Goblins are osteovorous omnivores, which means they'll eat just about anything, INCLUDING bone. This, combined with their low metabolism, means that a little food lasts a LOT longer, especially if it yields bone. This, along with no dependency on booze is useful because...
Goblins can't farm. At all. It's just not their way. So turn to fishing, hunting, butchering.

But even with Goblins, love can still bloom.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:06 No.2948923
But.. But my artistic integrity.. ;_;
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:06 No.2948925
A few more things I forgot to mention:
* You generally won't have babies getting snatched.
* You'll generally only trade with local Goblin tribes, so don't expect much in the way of trade goods, and no liason.
* Goblins learn swimming at a very fast rate.
* Goblins are slightly tougher than most Dwarves.
* Goblins make really good fishermen.
* Goblins love fighting, and never complain about combat or being drafted.
* Goblins are fucking evil.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:13 No.2948942
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Are you trying to brainstorm on your own or would you like some suggestions?
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:14 No.2948949
Can they still Gather Plants? That, combined with fishing and butchering, used to get me through that first hard winter back in the early versions of dwarf fortress, because I could never get the farm systems set up in time.

I haven't played DF much since the Z-axis came into play - I'm afraid it may have gotten a little too complicated for me.
>> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)03:21 No.2948971
Yes, they can still gather plants and brew that. But remember, they don't need alcohol, so you can just brew and cook the results if you like. Of course, some are alcoholic or would simply enjoy some booze as a treat, so you certainly don't have to avoid it either.

Goblins are great fishermen. I had a brook and a goblin fisherman (just "fisherman", not great or skilled or anything like that) and just let him fish at the riverside. He generated more food than I knew what to do with, easily producing enough food in one season to feed himself and 20 other goblins for the whole year. I had to keep turning the fishing areas off so he'd stop crowding the stockpiles.
It's even better since they'll eat leftover bones, making many meals twice as lasting.

The new features do take some getting used to, but if you could handle the original, you'll do fine with this. Just take some time to learn newer features like activity zones, constructions, and so on and you'll do completely fine.