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"Ah! Welcome, (name) the (class). It appears my calculations were accurate - and here you are. As it is quite apparent, by the expression on your face, that you are wondering why you are here. Well, the short answer is that I am going to conduct an experiment on how humans react to stress, and I needed a guinea pig!

Now, now. No need for alarm. You will not be harmed. Pysically, at least. I have arranged for 50 random people to be...detained within this facility. As a matter of fact, they are in that large gas chamber over there. I also have extracted your (lover/family member/child) from their natural surroundings and placed them within this smaller, yet identical chamber beside it.

Oh! I notice your heart rate has increased, as has your perspiration levels. fascinating. In any case, on to the experiment, shall we?

Your part in this experiment is quite simple, even for such a rigid-mined person as yourself: choose a gas chamber and push the coresponding button to activate it. The organisms inside will perish, but not so with the occupant(s) of the other chamber. Failure to make a decision within the 5 minutes this test is alloted will result in both chambers being gassed.

Your expression, is so...expected. In any case, the test begins now. Please, don't rush things. By all means, take your time..."
>> Morgan the Meanguy 06/07/08(Sat)21:10 No.1931717
I kill my loved ones.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:12 No.1931736
If you're a paladin, you just fell, lollololololdickdms
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:12 No.1931744
i press all the buttons in the hope he didn't bring enough gas..and it all spread out like that just gives everyone a really bad cough
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:13 No.1931755

>Failure to make a decision within the 5 minutes this test is alloted will result in both chambers being gassed.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:13 No.1931760
I'll go along with this on the sole condition that I get to keep a clone of one your daughter's after this.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:14 No.1931763
The monkey sphere makes this an easy decision. Anyone outside your sphere might as well be a cardboard cutout. You can't imagine who they are or what they are like.


Save family.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:15 No.1931773
You know, all of these threads today have driven me to a decision: If I ever, EVER am playing a campaign where I have a family to worry about, I'm making sure the fuckers are armed to the teeth and know how to use it.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:15 No.1931774
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Or I just murder the guy and have a heroic angst moment when the automated gas kills both groups.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:15 No.1931775
I smash you!
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)21:16 No.1931783
I gas the 50 people.

I may not be able to live with myself, but at least the woman I love is still alive.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:17 No.1931790
Congrats. You just killed 50 pregnant mothers and children to save one person.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:18 No.1931795
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:18 No.1931798
Who the fuck are these people you call my family? I don't have any family.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:19 No.1931801
i gas both. she was starting to be a ball and chain anyway.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:19 No.1931802
Kill the guy. Smash the glass. Get everyone out of the building. All inside of 4.5 minutes.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:19 No.1931803

Together, our burning blood will cut through fate!
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:19 No.1931805
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:19 No.1931806
Not immediately dying isn't good enough. There would also have to be reliable assurance that not dying would result in freedom. Otherwise the logical course of action is to ignore the experiment except insofar as it can be disrupted.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:20 No.1931810
Pregnant? It isn't living until it has had a chance to touch the outside world and grow as an individual. So that would only be women. Pregnant is immaterial.

Children? They had good lives.

Also, I kill you. With mind bullets.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:20 No.1931811
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:20 No.1931816
>pregnant children
I am intrigued. Continue.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:21 No.1931820
Can we skip ahead to the part where I become the avatar of a dead god instead?
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:23 No.1931833
>It isn't living until it has had a chance to touch the outside world and grow as an individual.

I'm pretty sure things are living as soon as they're alive.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:24 No.1931844
BLANK SLATE IS BLANK. No souls. Not living. Merely a collection of organic tissue.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:25 No.1931852
>I'm pretty sure things are living as soon as they're alive.
Quote of the night. This is why I love /tg/
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:26 No.1931857
when things live they are alive.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:26 No.1931859
>No souls.

Sounds like we've entered unsupportable territory.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:27 No.1931861

People die when they are killed.
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)21:28 No.1931868
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Blank slate? Oh really, Mr. Locke?
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:28 No.1931869

I'm just trying to give the OP a hard time.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:29 No.1931870
Can they see me?

If they can see me, I'd probably end up gassing the 50 because I don't think I could condemn 50 to death while they're pleading with me.

If they can't see, I'd gas the single person.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:29 No.1931874

>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:30 No.1931878
>50 random people
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)21:31 No.1931886
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I'd gas the 50 people because I couldn't stand to kill the person I love the most.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:32 No.1931890

Oh yeah. They can see you. They are trembling with fear and begging for their various gods to save them. When they see you move your finger over their kill-switch, they panic and bang on the millitary-grade bullet-proof glass so hard their knuckles disjoint.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:34 No.1931898
Neither button. I press neither button. No blood on my hands.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:34 No.1931899
I bribe the scientist with flan.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:35 No.1931902
Except all the blood is on your hands. Your choice was who to save. You chose to save nobody. Enjoy your sleepless nights.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:35 No.1931905
edward is a monster. a real man would gas both at the same time. and then go to a bar and do a wench.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:36 No.1931910
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:37 No.1931913

By NOT choosing, you have the blood of 51 people on your hands. They might have killed them, but you chose not to save even one. I hope you aren't a paladin.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:37 No.1931916
But if i gas them all i got 50 dead people to rape
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:39 No.1931925
Hey, I didn't choose it, he did.
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)21:39 No.1931928
Inaction is the evilest of actions.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:48 No.1931977
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Ah yes, I fully expected this to come about. You might find that strange, but with the work I do I always expected some demented scientific genius would inevitably seek to match wits with me. I see how much you've planned this out to almost the finest detail... but you seem to have missed something.

Those readings you're getting off of me? It's not due to stress.

It's excitement.

You see, you might have those people in your little tubes there, and you might have my loved one right where you want them to be... but did you honestly think I would come here alone? That I would not fully absorb your attentions whilst my comrades snuck in right under your nose and carefully disabled your defences and traps?

You're reaching to turn on the gas now aren't you? Well I wouldn't have told you what we were doing if it wasn't for the fact we'd already rerouted the gas to flow through all the vents in the facility. The safest place to be right now is inside those sealed tubes.

I'm sure you're prepared for the gas leak and will shut it down so both of us survive this, no doubt. I'm not so sure you're prepared for me chasing you down and killing you like the sick dog you are, however.

Be a chum and start running.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:50 No.1931995

Just as planned.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)21:53 No.1932014

This thread just had a spark of win.
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)21:56 No.1932040
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You Xanatos motherfucker...
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:10 No.1932126
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>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:10 No.1932128
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You... DO realize I'm nowhere near you in this facility, and my own children and IDS soldiers are swarming the grounds? Even assuming that you ARE more clever, you think I wouldn't have technicians checking my equipment before I used them? Fascinating response though. Bravado, guile, and bluffing. I may have to discount this result from my experiment... you seem too far outside the norm...
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:14 No.1932158
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>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:17 No.1932194
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Mr. Caulder, I must say I am impressed... This... this facility is a work of art. Truly, impeccably maintained... spotless... um... hold that thought... just... a little smudge... right there... oh... and. uh... where was I?
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:19 No.1932209
I flip a coin.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:19 No.1932211
So... what do I win? Otherwise I'm leaving.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:19 No.1932212
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What my associate is trying to say is that your gas chambers are going to work, perfectly. The thing is, we've been monitoring your organization for quite some time, and working with Mr. Kira over here, have already contaminated your entire supply of nerve gas with... oh, I dunno... some kind of science stuff that neutralizes it. Those buttons won't kill anyone, today, bub.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:22 No.1932235
that is win
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:33 No.1932290
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...Who let you in here?
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:33 No.1932293
I sunder the doors.
>> Edward !F8wHraWURw 06/07/08(Sat)22:35 No.1932300
This thread has taken a decidedly awesome turn...
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:36 No.1932310
So uh, Mr. Caulder? Are you hiring?
Because I'd like to work under a man as great as you.

And do you use extra copies of your daughter's as "special payment?" Because that would surely up your worker's morale by a lot! And then they'd work harder!
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:37 No.1932317
I end myself, thwarting the purpose of the experiment to spite the hateful bastard.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:40 No.1932332
>thwarting the purpose of the experiment to spite the hateful bastard.

Hmm, since he's looking to gauge stress and the reactions created by it, I'd say you gave him just what he was looking for.

Just as planned.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:40 No.1932334
Say it like a man. Let me show you.
>> noko 06/07/08(Sat)22:41 No.1932344
lover/family member/child

No lover or child. Only living family is my brother, and I hate his guts, so this is one hell of an easy dissision.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:42 No.1932346
Caulder was a fuckwin villain.
I should make a BBEG based off him.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:42 No.1932349
No, no, no.

"I wanna slip my tube-steak into your daughters. What'll you take in trade?"
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)22:50 No.1932391
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:02 No.1932460
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:02 No.1932461
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here's another caulder pic for your folder op if you didn't have it. Then you wouldn't have had to reuse the same one
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:06 No.1932487

I was looking for that one pic for about an hour before I even started the thread. +1 internet to you, good sir.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:07 No.1932489
bump for fuckwin
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:10 No.1932504
I look at the DM funny and punch him in the face for being a faggot.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:15 No.1932533
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"GeNtlemen. May I begin by ssstating that this IS...most unproductive banter. BetWEEN you and me, I would be more conCERned with the...overall delicate obJectivesss at hand."
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:16 No.1932541
You left off a number.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:17 No.1932547
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Gentllleeeman III am afraid I caaannot let you all ssssuccccceed or live. I have plansss for thisss man and needlessss to ssaaay. You arrre alllreaaddy dead...
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:20 No.1932560

I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son af a bitch Caulder's ass so hard!
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:31 No.1932625
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"I wouldn't be so sure of that."
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:33 No.1932633

>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:39 No.1932675
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Muf muff mu muff muff muff!
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:39 No.1932677
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There are five fully upgraded sentries behind you, I have also disabled your invisibility and disguise.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:40 No.1932680
I was saving it for you.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:41 No.1932684
I Move and Shoot.

Consider yourselves defeated.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:43 No.1932698
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"Um? If I might, I'd like to point out that bringing all of these "reality-altering" objects such as the Death Note and the Portal technology together, is REALLY playing havok with the subspace fields in this region - REALLY destabilizing them good. As a matter of fact, me even showing up here was probably a bad idea. So...just throwing that out there.

Oh, right. They also have $5 footlongs at Subway."
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:43 No.1932699
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>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:44 No.1932704
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"A footlong for just $5?! GREAT SCOTT!"
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:46 No.1932714
I spend 4 minutes, 55 seconds doing all I can to smash my way to liberate the prisoners/disrupt the gas flow.

If I fail, I gas the strangers.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:47 No.1932721
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Me.... I'm just here for the footlongs.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:48 No.1932729
I rape him.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:52 No.1932758
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You know, Mister... uh... Gman is it? My wife has been wanting me to get one of those sentries for a while. The neighbor's dog keeps digging under the fence and messing up her garden, you see... all the time. She makes the BEST salads and I personally just hate to see her tomatoes go to waste. We're good neighbors though, so we really don't want to... you know... be confrontational about it. My wife just wants a way to discourage that dog.

Anyway... where was I?... Oh yes... these sentry guns. They're... they operate on colors, right? Red team sentries attack blue team members, and vice versa. Well that sounds really neat. Just being able to do that. I think I'll need to look into those...

Oh... and one more thing... you realize that... spy gentleman... he's wearing blue... and so are you. Isn't that a little... odd?
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:55 No.1932775
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Everyone dies. No moral dilemma ensues.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:57 No.1932787
Actually they don't operate on color. And the spy and I both go to the same place for suits.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:58 No.1932791
Then explain why a red sentry will only attack blus when the only way to tell the difference is color.
>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:59 No.1932795
I submit to you this.

That "blu" spy...

>> Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)23:59 No.1932796
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>> Anonymous 06/08/08(Sun)00:00 No.1932803
>> Anonymous 06/08/08(Sun)00:02 No.1932814
What if the sentries are programmed to just not attack a certain color instead of attacking a certain color.
>> Anonymous 06/08/08(Sun)00:04 No.1932824
I remember back in the day you had the blue team, the red team and then the green team. Where the fuck is the third side?
>> Anonymous 06/08/08(Sun)00:05 No.1932832
Green was overpowered, so it was removed from the second edition.