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91 KB Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:01 No.16883961  
Choose your wizard, /tg/
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:03 No.16883978
can the storm wizard produce both rain, wind, and lightning?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:04 No.16883996

Volcano hats are awesome.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:04 No.16883998
>can the storm wizard produce both rain, wind, and lightning?
>both rain, wind, and lightning?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:05 No.16884003
troth, then.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:06 No.16884019

Wouldn't it be "trith"?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:07 No.16884020
No thanks wizards are dumb. Sorcerer for life.

And these wizards don't even have beards.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:07 No.16884021
only if it was "bith" originally.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:07 No.16884024
Earth Wizard. Free berries on every staff. Can't wait until he can make diamonds.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:08 No.16884033
is that even a word? It should be

>can the storm wizard produce rain, wind, AND lightning?

Emphasis on and so they know that that is the main point he gets all 3
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:10 No.16884052
sorry, i added the rain afterwards and forgot to change the "both"
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:16 No.16884108
Hehe, I love the storm wizard's staff, with a little kite and a little key
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:17 No.16884113

Well his hat is an active thundercloud and he's holding a miniature tornado. I'd say yes.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:20 No.16884135
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:23 No.16884154
>inb4 deaf pun
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:24 No.16884169
There will most def be no such puns.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:25 No.16884175
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Where is the Arcane Wizard.

>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:25 No.16884180
I choose green wizard

>make fun of my hat and I'll throw rocks at you
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:26 No.16884193
Weather wizard motherfucker
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:29 No.16884220

I'll make fun of your rocks.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:30 No.16884227

Then I'll through my hat at you.

My hat is a mountain. It hurts more.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:31 No.16884241
Green Wiz because of the bitchon' diamonds.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:32 No.16884250
rolled 6, 5, 9, 2, 9 = 31

>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:34 No.16884271
>> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/08/11(Tue)13:35 No.16884283
Fire wizard. Because I like flame.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:36 No.16884292
No one likes the poor ice wiz...
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:38 No.16884304
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i chose this wizard
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:38 No.16884309
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rolled 1, 10, 7, 6, 3 = 27

>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:39 No.16884314
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i sure do....
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:40 No.16884329
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>not being a monk

I must meditate on this.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:41 No.16884332
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Agriculture Wizard. This is the only way to save the world.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:42 No.16884339
Jade wizard for me... Wait, ICE wizard? The Ice queen from Kislev wouldn't be pleased when she finds out...
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:42 No.16884341
>being a weeaboo
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:47 No.16884398

So i believe we picked Mr.bling, the green wizard.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:49 No.16884418
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green wizard you say?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:49 No.16884421
OP why you drew the wizards like that? i can see you have the skills to draw them better, seriously.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:50 No.16884437
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A Wizard who can control the powers of the Earth is truly a force to be reckoned with. With a wave of my hand and the force of my will, I will bury you beneath the dirt with the unstoppable power of nature. And in time, you will become part of the great cycle of life. Your once wicked life shall become part the sustenance that this Earth's beloved creatures will be nurtured upon. I will halt the expansion of those filthy Blight-trawlers, who spread their hate and filth across these pristine lands. I must fight against all those who try to disrupt the balance of nature, who cannot or refuse to comprehend the great cycle of life that has been in motion of Aeons! And I shall maintain and preserve this land, so that way it's beauty and perfection can be passed down to my children, so they too can live a natural and blessed life in the loving embrace of nature, just as I have.

I am a Wizard of the Earth.

So, who are you to defy the great powers of this land?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:51 No.16884449
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OP here, I started with a simple template that's easy to edit and not intimidating.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:52 No.16884463
I think it's charming. The abstract style compliments the nature of this kind of fantasy. Very game like.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:52 No.16884464
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Best wizard.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:55 No.16884498

A natural wizard of the earth.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)13:57 No.16884513

>having children

That's not how it works.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:03 No.16884555
next thing you know the 8th son of an 8th son has an 8th son...
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:04 No.16884559
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damnit captcha
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:09 No.16884608
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these but few of the specializations availible to a coffee wizard!
wat? offcourse i lie! there is only coffee wizard HAHA! haa... I cant remember sleep...
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:16 No.16884676
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pointy hat of power and everything
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:18 No.16884690
Is.. Is that a shrubbery on his staff?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:21 No.16884713
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I am science!
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:27 No.16884780
Ok OP get this shit rollin!
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:28 No.16884796
If you make this into the next bro-quest or Hellafuntime Adventures I will find your IP, trace it, then glue mice to your doorstep so they'll slowly starve to death and you'll have to kill them out of kindness, but their little faces will haunt you forever.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:34 No.16884846
Change? Spare change?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:34 No.16884853
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Oops, forgot my pic.
>> Marquis de Fenetre 11/08/11(Tue)14:39 No.16884893

This one.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:40 No.16884902

>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:42 No.16884922
I'm taking this guy. He'll probably give me blowjobs for a bottle of hootch.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:43 No.16884925
Bro-quest is a bad joke that no one involved now gets.

I love that people are actually waiting for it to get made
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:44 No.16884940
Hobos. Wizards. Whats the difference?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:53 No.16885032
One set is much more amenable to trading bottles of low-grade-bit-strong alcohol for sexual favors.
>> hungarian LARPfag 11/08/11(Tue)14:56 No.16885059
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)14:57 No.16885065
I've been sitting here trying to cobble together a blood, phlegm, and bile wizards but these are more thematically abstract than I had originally expected them to be. So, let's just pretend I didn't fuck this up and say there's a Blood Wizard, a Phlegm Wizard, a Black Bile Wizard, and a Yellow Bile Wizard to choose from.
>> Reaver ! 11/08/11(Tue)15:00 No.16885085
I don't want no stinking hedge wizard...
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:00 No.16885087
You just made my next character.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:06 No.16885141
Not really sure. I like ice magic, but I'm concerned about he implication of possibly removing energy form the universe, since it turns magic into lack of heat. That's two energy sources just getting turned into nothing.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:09 No.16885160
it could conceivably just be moving heat away from a specified location without having to magically make it cease to exist.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:09 No.16885171
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:11 No.16885180
Bean Wizard?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:20 No.16885282

>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:20 No.16885287
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You forgot an element, OP.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:24 No.16885335
Rainbow Brite wizard? Friendship wizard? CP wizard?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:35 No.16885473
>not getting the Captain Planet reference
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:37 No.16885510
>Choose your wizard, /tg/
Fire is ionized gas
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:38 No.16885514
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:39 No.16885526
I don't see how that is relevant to this thread.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:40 No.16885546
Someone do aether mage with aether representing Abstract object
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:42 No.16885570
>I don't see how that is relevant to this thread.
Because the fire element represent energy and not fire.
Water= liquid
Earth= Solid
Fire= Energy
Aether= Abstract stuff
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:46 No.16885607
How you would modify something using only energy?? Without creating some gas, liquid or solid thing and then this thing having energy?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:47 No.16885619
>How you would modify something using only energy?? Without creating some gas, liquid or solid thing and then this thing having energy?

In the same way some say ghosts do
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:49 No.16885639
>>16885607 you REALLY need to ask that question?

Because things are modified by energy all the freaking time. Checked the thermostat lately? How 'bout that microwave dinner? Had a nice cold soda recently? Those things weren't on fire, but there's energy there.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)15:51 No.16885663
I think the 4 basic elements are cool, but done to death. I think if you could have any combination of the 2, what would it be?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:12 No.16885938

Earth and air. Make planets and shit.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:17 No.16885989
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Mucus Mage. The staff is suppose to be a tentacle or something. I dunno...I got tired. Drawing in paint is hard, yo.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:26 No.16886069
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I choose the PTSD Wizard
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:28 No.16886090
...and all these guys:
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:29 No.16886109

Fire and Water.

I would call myself Mr. Steamy.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:30 No.16886119


>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:32 No.16886132
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I'm a tree wizard.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)16:40 No.16886207
>>16886119 HERE


Seriously though, Lightning wizard is obviously the best choice, everyone knows that. Or, he would be, if he was a real wizard. His clean-shaven face tells me much of his weakness and lack of magical power.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)17:10 No.16886552
Earth wizard is much better - he is not only earthbender, but can give (and take) lives. Also unlimited apples!
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)18:21 No.16887385
Clearly the nature wizard wins.

He can use his control of life to grow a beard... completely invalidating all of the other girly boys.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:45 No.16888293
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added a monocule just to be sure
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:45 No.16888297
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:49 No.16888364
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Aether Wizard
Deals with abstract
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:53 No.16888430
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Op, did you read what I said here >>16884796?

I hope you enjoy crushing tiny animals as they look up at you with terror in their eyes, frantically struggling to understand why someone would do that to them.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:55 No.16888450
I hadn't read that, thanks.
No this WON'T be a Broquest shitstain, rather it'll just be a collection of fightan, plannin, plottin wizzards.

Think of it like Magicka: /tg/
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:55 No.16888451
>implying mercy
Some people want to watch the mice starve
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)19:55 No.16888455
does anyone else notice the wizard on the top right is wearing a battery for a hat?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:03 No.16888561
They're still have rotting mouse corpses on their doorstep.

No excuses.

Now, I can't be bothered to find your IP, so would you be kind enough to post your name, address and wire me the money to fly to you?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:04 No.16888572
>wire me the money
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:05 No.16888584
Ok, just post your bank account details and I'll transfer the money over myself.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:05 No.16888595
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:08 No.16888629
I pick the 3rd, mother nature bitch you never see that shit coming
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:09 No.16888645
You're a meany
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:19 No.16888760
I'm waiting for the muscle wizard.
Come on, /tg/ you can do it.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:22 No.16888789
Pinball wizard
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:24 No.16888818
>no muscle wizard

>> Marquis de Fenetre 11/08/11(Tue)20:41 No.16889014
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How's this?
>> Marquis de Fenetre 11/08/11(Tue)20:44 No.16889051

Look at this stupid motherfucker forgetting to colour his own picture.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:55 No.16889171
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Behold! The metal wizard with the power of transmutation, magnetism, rusting and manipulation any metal!
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)20:57 No.16889185
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Behold the 9000 hours of MSpaint Electric Wizard.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:01 No.16889229
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I call Mr. Wizard to the stand.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:01 No.16889231
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Dats not a muscle wizord.

Here you go.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:03 No.16889244
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:05 No.16889274
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>mfw I saw that

Best band ever or best band ever?
>> --W-F-I-- 11/08/11(Tue)21:13 No.16889349
Dammit now I have to go watch the 2 Cannonball run movies.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:35 No.16889569
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I am the mightiest wizard of all!
My mastery over compression, image quality, and line smoothness is unmatched!
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)21:36 No.16889580
You're new here aren't you?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)22:03 No.16889900
Is this thread still alive? Anyone want to make a pirate wizard for me?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)22:31 No.16890246
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Maybe he actually wanted this?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)22:32 No.16890255
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>not having a demon girl for your wizard
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)22:43 No.16890364
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what in the actual fuck?
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)22:45 No.16890384
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>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:10 No.16890682
Good stuff. We'll have to do this again.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:12 No.16890712
*puts on ben franklin glasses*
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:19 No.16890784
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>I made up a story!
>from left to right
Wizard starts out with fire magic because Blasting is awesome,
but then goes into Ice magic for the control,
but then realizes he needs more versatilty so he goes into Nature magic,
and then he realizes thrat versatility is nice and all but he needs more power so he goes into Air magic,
and then during his mide-mid-life crisis he gets into a self-introspective funk and tries to use Heart magic to make up for his lack of self esteem,
but then he realizes he was doing it all wrong and delved even deeper to uncover the secrets of the Arcane,
but once he got into that he started doing SCIENCE and realized the power of physics and decided to become a Magnet magician,
but then he hit his real mid-life crisis and decided to tried to become a Rock-n'-Roll Wizard to make up for his lack of fun and socializing in the past,
and afterwards he came out of it poorer and dumber and attempted to relearn the basics of magic as a Trainer Wizard,
until he discovered the ethereal benefits of Artifact Magic and explored the astral realm for a bit,
but to get uncompressed he focused on Death magic to return to the corporeal world,
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:19 No.16890792
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but since all Death magic has you stay up at ungodly hours to use ungodly powers he became addicted to coffee and attempted to become a Caffiene Wizard to master his addiction and exploit its advantages,
but the lack of sleep and brain addling effects of Caffiene withdrawal made him go crazy and become a Mucus Mage who terrorized the land,
eventually being ran out of the country across the border, where he was forced to become a Mago Del Taco to make a living,
until he finally made his way back across the border only to find himself behind the times and the money in his pockets worthless, forcing him to become a Hobo Wizard,
but then he realized he wasn't ever going to get riched and changed tactics to take advantage of his poverty, becoming a Magical Monk,
and through his years of training and physical experience he turned into a Fist Wizard of great renown, able to crack small mountains with ease,
but he became dissatisfied with a wanderer's life and chose to settle down as a Lumberjack Wizard, using his piece of mind and strength of body and magic to make a satisfactory living,
until one day he was hunted down and killed by a Muscle Wizard for the power within his magical muscles.

THE END (or is it?)
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:24 No.16890830
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This is my wizard, hes a purple wizard
he shoots purple at people and can control things that are purple
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:25 No.16890842
Sounds like a classy dude, with classy taste in color.
>> Anonymous 11/08/11(Tue)23:54 No.16891153
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>Read from left to right!
>It's how things are done in the civilized world!
>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:00 No.16891223
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Do go on. This is hilarious.

I'm reading the Shrill Bitch's voice as that of Kate Monster from Avenue Q.
>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:02 No.16891235
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Oh ok. Here's more of the sutff.
And yes, you are reading it perfectly right.
How about the story i wrote though?
>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:04 No.16891251
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>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:05 No.16891254
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>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:08 No.16891278
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Unfortunately, broseph, pic related.
>> Anonymous 11/09/11(Wed)00:09 No.16891282
OH alright then. BTW i'm going to be posting the sotry over in /v/ because I don't wanna get banned.
>> Mayor Jim Suttle !OMAHa/k25s 11/09/11(Wed)00:15 No.16891336
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This thread is amazing.