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St. Sabbat, you know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud. St Sabbat, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd. Then tell me, Sabbat, why I see her dancing there why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul. I feel here, I see her, the sun caught in raven hair, is blazing in me out of all control. Like fire, warpfire, this fire in my skin, this burning, desire is turning me to sin. Its not my fault, I'm not to blame. It is the gypsy girl the witch who sent this flame. It's not my fault, if in His plan, He made Chaos so much stronger than a man! Protect me, Sabbat, don't let this siren cast her spell, dont' let warpfire sear my flesh and bone! Destroy Esmeralda, and let her taste the fires of the Warp, or else let her be mine and mine alone. Hellfire, Warpfire, now heretic it's your turn, choose me or, your pyre, be mine or you will burn. Emperor have mercy on her......Emperor have mercy on me, but she will be mine, or she will burn!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:30 No.1489454
damn why does Disney have such awesome villains
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:32 No.1489465
I wish if you people changed this to fit you'd do a bit more work other than changing around one word in a sentence then going "LOL WOWEE LOOK WHUT I DIDS!"

Furthermore "It's not my fault, if in His plan, He made Chaos so much stronger than a man!" still doesn't make sense, and it's been posted in like 3 different iterations.

Not to piss in your cheerios or anything, just consider puttig more work into it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:32 No.1489466
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because /tg/ grimmed their darkness.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:33 No.1489468

They've had lots of practice.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:34 No.1489474
We have a GODO version too. But OP is an arsegoblin

Blessed st. Sabbat, you knw I am a righteous man, of my zeal I am justly proud... Blessed st. Sabbat, you know i'm so much purer than, the common, wretched, weakling fools...
Then tell me, st. sabbat, why i see her danching there, why her slaanite eyes so scorch my soul...
I see her, I feel her, that burning frame so lustful, fair, is working me out of all control...

Like magic...
dark magic...
Her magic oh so foul...
Is seeping into my soul...

It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It is that cultist girl! That WITCH with eyes of flame! It's not MY fault if in His plan, the Emperor left chaos stinger than a man...

PROTECT ME ST. SABBAT! DON'T LET THIS DAEMON CAST HER SPELL! DON'T LET HER FIRE EAT MY HEART AND SOUL! Destory Esmeralda, and cast her back to her seventh hell! Or else let her serve me and me alone...

Your magic
Dark Magic...
Now cultists it's your time!
Choose right and
you survive
choose wrong and you are MINE!

Emperor's mercy upon her...
Emperor's mercy upon ME...
But she sill be mine or she
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:37 No.1489488
Replace the 4 gods of chaos with disney villains GO
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:37 No.1489491
>>"the Emperor left chaos stinger than a man..."

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:39 No.1489504
Khorne: Beast / Chernabog
Nurgle: Madam Mim
Slaanesh: Ursula / Cruella
Tzeentch: Horned King
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:39 No.1489506
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:40 No.1489518
this would be good if not for all the typos
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:40 No.1489521
Maybe it could be "Throne have mercy on me" instead? I think that works with the rhythm better.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:41 No.1489523
more like NO YOU WILL BE KILLED BY FROLLO two days ago.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:41 No.1489526
my appologies.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:46 No.1489550
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:49 No.1489561

The biggest problem with Disney Villains is that like 90% of them are sorcerors of Slaanesh.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)15:49 No.1489564

>sorcerors of Tzeentch.

lol whoops.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:19 No.1489674
Was gonna say, did I miss something growing up?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:21 No.1489680
Just as planned
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:35 No.1489725
For some reason, I'd rather see him has an Inquisitor.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:46 No.1489752

To judge by what the internets have produced "art"-wise.... Yes. We missed a LOT.
>> Update? Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:50 No.1489762
Beati Lucia, You know I am a righteous man, and of my zeal I am justly proud

Et tibit Sessius (And to your Throne)

Beati Lucia, You know I'm so much purer than The common, debased, weak, blasphemous crowd

Ego sum indignus (That I am unworthy)

Then tell me, Lucia, Why I see her chanting there, Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel her, I see her- The stars caught in raven hair are blazing in me out of all control

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Like fire
Warp fire
This fire in my skin
Is turning me to sin
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:51 No.1489764
It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

I'm not to blame

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

It is the cultist girl
The witch who sent this flame

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

If in his plan

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

He let the Beast be so much
stronger than the Man!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)16:51 No.1489767
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

Protect me, Lucia
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the Warp's dark flame
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Inquisitor Frollo, the gypsy has escaped


No longer aboard. She's gone

But how? Never mind. Get out, you idiot!
I'll find her. I'll find her if I have to burn the entire sector!

Warp fire
Dark fire
Now cultist, it's your turn
Choose right and
you survive
Choose wrong and see the Throne!

Sessius Eleison (Throne have mercy)

Throne have mercy on her

Sessius Eleison (Throne have mercy)

Throne have mercy on me

Sessius Eleison (Throne have mercy)

But she will be mine
Or she will burn!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:14 No.1490087
I like it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:21 No.1490103
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:21 No.1490105
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:21 No.1490106
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:23 No.1490108
Master Combo!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:24 No.1490112

I fucking love Chaos Jafar.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:24 No.1490113
Why do I have the feeling I'll be seeing the sister of battle and the seven squats any mome
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:25 No.1490118

Requestan' MOAR 40K Disney characters. Maleficent would be at the top of the list but anything will do.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:27 No.1490123

Not sure if the drawheterosexual who did those is around right now or not, but yeah, Tzeentch Maleficent would rock nine kinds of ass.
And Khorne Ratigan. Can you imagine the nightmare fuel?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:28 No.1490124
>Khorne Ratigan

Bricks. Were. Shat.

I had nightmares about that guy when I was little, and now you give him a battle-axe?

fuck you sir. Fuck you.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:29 No.1490132

Fuck battleaxes, just have him constantly berserk and RIPANDTEARing like he was at the end. Only huge, red, spiky, and even more angry.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:30 No.1490135
Ugh, I remember. Was so fuckwin/oh-god-i-dont-want-to-die
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:30 No.1490137
>>1490123 Khorne Ratigan
I don't get it. I'd think him as undivided really.

Either way it'd just be switching Upside Down Smiley Man with the Eight Pointed Star
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:31 No.1490141
I know he's not Disney, at all, but I'd love to a GRIMNDARKDARKNGRIMGRIMNDARK Grinch, just to see what he'd come out as.

Also, Puttan in my vote for Tzeentchificent.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:31 No.1490142

Point taken. I imagined him to act Tzeentchian until he goes fucking nuts.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:33 No.1490147
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:33 No.1490151
I think thats an awesome representation of Khorne, or at least a plausible one. No one said that Khornates could never be eloquent, and intelligent.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:33 No.1490152
Yeah pretty much caught myself saying "Hey wouldn't that be Tzeentch?", but that doesn't fir him for several reasons.

Besides I'd imagine him as a cool leader for all parts of chaos. He lives in a goddamn sewer, plans all the time, eats/drinks/whatever as he wants and can rage immensely.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:35 No.1490155

Its like...Chaos Angry Classy Marines.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:40 No.1490177
It'd be like an angry marine with a top hat
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:41 No.1490179

Must...find...suitable image!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:42 No.1490180
/r/ing Chapter Master Gaston.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:42 No.1490181
Find, hell... O, For A Kind And Noble Drawknight.
>> I apologized on 4chan 04/07/08(Mon)18:42 No.1490184
Fuck me, that WAS disney wasn't it?

Wait, and so was Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:42 No.1490185

I was about to suggest that myself.

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:44 No.1490188
Judge Doom is clearly an inquisitor.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:44 No.1490190


Nightmare fuel...NIGHTMARE FUELL....

Wait a minute. Wouldn't he be the good guy for purging the mutants? Oh wait. He's one too. Nevermind. Still.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:45 No.1490192
My drawfaggotry is inferior, or it would be scanned.

Since this is Traditional Games and not Totally Godawful, though, someone else can do it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:45 No.1490193
Agent of Malal or Corrupt Inquisitor.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:48 No.1490200

Im pretty sure most of us are in this position. We think FUCKIN AWESOME, scrawl something, and then proceed to burn it and hope the ashes never see the light of day.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:50 No.1490202
That's pretty much how they were presented in Hammer of Daemons by Ben Counter. Lots of political maneuvering in a Khornate Daemon World.

Also, totally thirding/fourthing whatever getting nightmares from berserk Ratigan as a kid.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:52 No.1490208

Strangely enough, berserker Ratigan wasn't what gave ME nightmares as a kid. IT WAS THAT FUCKING BAT.
Oh, and the fatass cat. BUT MOSTLY THE BAT.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)18:59 No.1490227
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just need to clean up the coloring
>> Commissar Iratus 04/07/08(Mon)19:01 No.1490229
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:01 No.1490232
Just as planned.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:02 No.1490234

YES. What's great about Maleficent is her design doesnt NEED much tweaking to make it Chaos. Also, the bird? Brilliant.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:09 No.1490255
Actually, after reviewing Jafar on jewtube I'd rather have seen him as Slaaneshi.

Especially so because of the snake thing he has going on.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:10 No.1490259

He plotted the whole damn movie, JUSTASPLANNEDing everything. He could afford to cut loose and get some bitches at the end.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:12 No.1490261
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:14 No.1490270
Yeah and I'm not complaining, the pictures are awesome.

My preference faggot.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:17 No.1490277

I was merely providing a counterpoint to your arguement
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:17 No.1490278
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My god, My childhood fantasies are destroyed.

but then i lol'd.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:18 No.1490281

You mean they've been refined into pure awesome the likes of which your mind has never seen.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:19 No.1490285

Oh god, if you watch Return of Jafar, one of the few Disney direct-to-video sequels that are any good, it lends even MORE support to Jafar being slaanesh. He even masquerades as Jasmine for a while there.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:20 No.1490290
Drawfag is improving.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:21 No.1490296

I REFUSE to acknowledge that movie. Even more violently than I refuse to acknowledge the third one, or the Land Before Times after the second one.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:23 No.1490304
I am the Lord of Change. Inevitable is fate that whatever path i walk, i will always change. I will always change the fates of /tg/.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:23 No.1490305
Let's not ruin the drawfags choice by showing him how much Jafar lavished in wealth, fine wine, slaves, his snake motifs, crossdressing and the sex-slave'ish costume on Jasmine.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:26 No.1490313
Ratigan, chaos undivided champion with no mutations. Just larger by some other means. Has a huge complex about being called human and not mutant.

Or the opposite. Huge complex about his mutations and wants to be called human and not a mutant.

Which /tg/?
>> I apologized on 4chan 04/07/08(Mon)19:27 No.1490317
>My god, My childhood fantasies are destroyed.

Pfft. Newfag.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:29 No.1490321

Second one. Ratigan's a RAT. That's the whole point. He thinks he's just an ordinary civil being, but hes a savage mutated hulking hideous RAT.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:32 No.1490337
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more please.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:33 No.1490345

I need a new pair of pants.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:35 No.1490351
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Like this?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:36 No.1490355

Indeed. Now, where's that dragon..?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:37 No.1490359
working on it next~
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:37 No.1490362
Godamnit, /tg/ is the best board on 4chan.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:37 No.1490363
>>1490337 that the symbol of Khorne on his cufflinks??
THAT is attention to detail.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:38 No.1490365

Yes, exactly. <3
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:38 No.1490366
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:41 No.1490374

Ok ok, I know its good and all, but cut the weeaboo down a notch.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:41 No.1490377
Dick nigger fuck shit cunt

I think that evens it out.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:42 No.1490382

How in the fuck is a heart weeaboo?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:42 No.1490384
Emoticons get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:44 No.1490390
It's true, it's rather retarded. I should know, I wrote one of those. It speaks of AIM and lesser boards than our own. Do not emote. Do not fall like me!
>> / !/////m/ShI 04/07/08(Mon)19:48 No.1490401
-_-;; your so judgemehtal
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:50 No.1490406

See, I KNOW you're joking. Too flagrant. The others, not so much.
>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)19:52 No.1490412
Then learn to ignore it.
For crying out loud if '<3' pisses you off, then you anger management classes kid.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:53 No.1490414
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:53 No.1490415
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>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)19:53 No.1490416
*need anger management classes.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:53 No.1490417
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:54 No.1490419
If that's feathers I see on the wings then 10/10
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:54 No.1490420

Nice start, looking forward to the coloring.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:56 No.1490426

Nagash, /tg/?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)19:56 No.1490427
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:01 No.1490435
Inquisitor Follo? then what makes Quasimodo then? A cherubim? or a tech priest even?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:02 No.1490436
Read the goddamn thread(s)
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:02 No.1490437

the hunchfuck is a mutant who consorts with daemons.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:17 No.1490480

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:31 No.1490516
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Then lets put some orky disney villains, starting from KAP"AIN HOOK.
I'll take the case!!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:35 No.1490525
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I kept losing it in the background, and had to re-outline it, and then layers fucked up, but HERE WE GO
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:36 No.1490528

That's certainly...different. I think I like it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:37 No.1490530
Fuck yes!
>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)20:38 No.1490532
Won't this be the first time somebody's drawfagged the space dwarves?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:38 No.1490535
Very nice.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:40 No.1490541

I tip my hat to you.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:40 No.1490542

The Queen of Hearts is SO a warboss

Orky Timon and Pumba?

Madboy's Squigparty?

Orkified Bambi? (baaaaaawaaaaaagh)
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:41 No.1490544
Ratigan is a fucking hrud.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:47 No.1490555
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So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes my teeth and ambitions are BARED
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:50 No.1490558

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:52 No.1490563
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>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)20:54 No.1490567
I thought the Slaanesh gargoyle was freaky enough.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:57 No.1490572
is that sum Bambi-nid?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:58 No.1490574
This pleases me.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)20:59 No.1490576
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If it is, presenting you for the first tiem in /tg/ history in fully drawfagginated lulzy picture...... Sister White and the Seven Squats.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:00 No.1490579
The last seven squats that heven't been OM NOM NOM'd by th
>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)21:01 No.1490580
The only way this could be funnier is if the picture disappears in a minute.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:01 No.1490582
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:02 No.1490585
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just make sure they stay away from the sea... the Nids have already taken it
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:03 No.1490588
OH SHI......... wait what does that maek Ariel as?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:03 No.1490590
You know, there's not any eldar yet.

Pocahontas? John Smith?

Oh damn this one seems too obvious, now.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:04 No.1490593
I suppose Ariel would be a Hive Tyrant?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:05 No.1490596

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:10 No.1490612
Scuttle = Gargoyle
Flounder = Spore Mine
>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)21:14 No.1490619
4th Generation genestealer. It makes the whole mate with a human thing all the more sinister.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:17 No.1490626
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This thread is awesome
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:29 No.1490656
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:30 No.1490662

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:33 No.1490667
I wish there was some sort of internet medal I could give you.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:34 No.1490672

Gorgutz would be proud
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:36 No.1490675

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:40 No.1490682
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:44 No.1490689
Ooh! Tack as a Guardsman!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:45 No.1490691

Not Disney. But if that means One-Eye and his bitches can be a Ork WAAAAAAAAAAGH, go right for it.
>> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/07/08(Mon)21:47 No.1490698
Whats Tack from?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:48 No.1490700
Quasimodo as an Orgryn?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:48 No.1490703
The Thief and the Cobbler.

But since it's not Disney, we can forget about it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:48 No.1490704
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Im sorry but really felt that Grey Knight Pince Phillip should be included in this picture.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:51 No.1490719
why...why are you apologizing? I love you.

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:57 No.1490738
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They're Heretics! Heretics!

They're different from us, which means the must be evil, we must sound the drums of WAR!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:58 No.1490745
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Looks like a opulent commisar to me.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:59 No.1490749
this shit should die
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)21:59 No.1490751
You neckbeards aren't funny. Just give up.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:00 No.1490755
this "shit" is /tg/'s newest project. We love it. We are hivemind. We are OM NOM NOM. We will OM NOM NOM you.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:00 No.1490757
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>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:00 No.1490758
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My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all of Londinium Prime!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:01 No.1490761
From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper
The head that made headlines on every dataslate
And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job
That cunning display that made all hivers sob

Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain

Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:01 No.1490764


>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:03 No.1490767
Ratigan (speaking)
Thank you, thank you. But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar. I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Bakerium IV!


For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.

>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:05 No.1490777
But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan

To Ratigan, the Segmentum’s greatest Khornate
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:07 No.1490789
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Mutant 1
Oh, oh, he didn’t mean it my lord.

Mutant 2
It was just a slip of the tongue!


Thug 3
‘Course you’re not, you’re Tzeentchian!

Thug 4
Yeah, that’s right! Tzeentchian!

Thug 5
A really angry Tzeentchian!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:10 No.1490793
I like this answer better than mutant.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:11 No.1490796
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:12 No.1490806
Oh my dear Bartimus, I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me…you know what happens when someone upsets me…

Bartimus (singing, stinking drunk)
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re the tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
To Ratigan the segmentum’s greatest-

Oh Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did daddy’s little honey bun enjoy her tasty treat?


I trust there will be no further interruptions. And now…as you were singing…?
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:13 No.1490807
Even louder!
We’ll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You’re more evil than even you
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:15 No.1490817
I can see it now--Ratigan goes berserk and turns into a feral monster, and is just starting to gloat over killing Basil when he gets deafened by the black bell of terra and falls to his death.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:16 No.1490819
Quasimodius, the kindhearted Ogryn bone 'ead lackey to the secretly corrupted Lord Inquisitor Frollo, who lusts over the Eldar wych Esmeralda. The Gargoyles become friendly servo-skulls.

Not saying I don't love mutant Quasi and the gargoyles, he just seems so sympathetic and so much more good than Frollo...
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:19 No.1490831
You just missed the entire point of this thread, in fact, I wish I had one of those Concepts over you pictures. This is to make those stories GRIMNDARK and mutants in 40k don't get happy ending
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:21 No.1490837
even if the pay extra at the right parlors? aaawwwwww...poor little fellas.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:26 No.1490856
It was weird even at the time I was watching Pocahontas the whole Savages song really through me for a loop. It just has such a bad point to it with such a catchy tune... you can only imagine how many kids were wandering around singing it.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:31 No.1490896

-Part 1-
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse

[English Settlers]
They're savages! Savages!

Barely even human

[English Settlers]
Savages! Savages!

Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!

[Ratcliffe+English Settlers]
They're savages! Savages!
Dirty redskin devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:32 No.1490898
I fuckin LOL'd.
>> Anonymous 04/07/08(Mon)22:47 No.1490986

I knew it all along. His song could so exist in Warhammer, its all about killing anything that doesn't look like you.