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ITT: We describe movies with Warhammer 40k terms.

An Imperial Guardsman passes through a vortex in the warp and is transported to a backwater feudal world corrupted by sorcerous powers, and has only his combat shotgun and chainsword to fight the evils of the Chaos Gods, as well as a Tzeentchian Sorcerer commanding a warband of Thousand Sons soldiers.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:27 No.14172771


>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:30 No.14172799
fund it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:30 No.14172800
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>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:30 No.14172801
A Necron is sent back in time to stop the birth of the Emperor, but a single, loyal guardsman manages to jump back in time too.

The guardsman protects the Emperor's mother at all costs, even his own life, and manages to destroy the Necron and also father's the Emperor.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:32 No.14172819
A passing imperial freighter accidentally drops a crate of supplies from it's cargo bay over a world inhabited by savage orks. Nothing survives entry into the atmosphere save for a single bottle of Imperial Carbonated Sweet Syrup(tm) which is discovered by a passing ork tribesman.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:34 No.14172832
Lord of the Rings.

Eldar manipulate humans into committing genocide on the native orkoids before their local eco-system can evolve much past the Snotling stage.

Ends with the Deamon Prince who was behind the whole thing (trying to enslave the planet to the names of Morgoth/Tzneetch) getting killed before he could fully incarnate.

Main protagonists are some long-lived humans, regular humans, ratlings, squats eldar exodites led by a benevolent if unsanctioned psyker.

Also there was a rouge psyker called Sauromon who it turned out was in league with the Deamon Prince.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:34 No.14172835

The gods must be crazy?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:35 No.14172838

+10 internets
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:37 No.14172857
OP here, liking where this is going, keep it up.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:38 No.14172874
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This is what I like about 40K. Anything fantasy/science fiction can be said to take place in the 40Kverse.

Picture especially related, it's about the discovery of warp travel and about realizing the need for a Geller field.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:41 No.14172896
Warhammer 40,000:

Mankind rises up from the ashes of its lost empire, led by a mysterious man.

At the height of power, the leader of mankind is almost slain by his son, and the second empire of mankind slowly crumbles thanks to aliens, rebels and demons.

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:42 No.14172906
/tg/ already decided that this is 'the first contact with Chaos' movie.

As for another idea.

A young guardsman and an eccentric techpriest get sent back in time thanks to a modified land speeder that can go 88 miles per hour!

There, the guardsman must make sure he can still be born and ward off the heretical influences of the local town chaos worshipper, Bif.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:43 No.14172915
A former Arbites officer is wandering the ash wastes of Armageddon. He makes his way to a settlement in which Ork technology is extensively used, and power is generated by squig herds underground. He makes a deal to eliminate a hybrid tech-priest, but breaks the deal when he finds that the hybrid is not a servitor at all, but a mutated boy. He is exiled from the settlement, and is rescued by primitive cultists. They return to the settlement to grab the tech-priest, and are pursued by Ork buggies, and finally escape in a Deffkopta.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:44 No.14172920
Book of Eli

An Exterminatus is botched.

Some survive in the hell-world created.

The survivors blame the Emperor for their suffering and destroy all of the books of the True Faith.

One man, Eli, finds the last surviving Book of Faith and travels across the ruined world battling cannibals, bandits and a khornate warlord.

Gets shot saving an attractive young lady (she was beautiful because the Emperor had blessed her) just before he reaches the former Arbiters Repentance Fortress of Alcatraz. the Khornate Wralord steals the book.

The Few surviving Arbiters and their children and grandchildren welcome him in because he carries the Faith of the Emperor.

He dictates the entire book by heart, because he is badass, and then dies with honor and dignity.

The Warlord of Khorne can not read the book because his lack of faith has made him blind to it's truth.

The young lady becomes the first Missionary of the God-Emperor.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:48 No.14172940
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>You can rub 40k on ANYTHING
When I see threads like this, I picture some mentally deficient person squirting a pint of ketchup over a perfectly good steak.

I don't even hate 40k. I just wonder why so many people think. THIS IS A GOOD THING AND IT WOULD BE BETTER COVERED IN 40K.

I am not cohtributing, so don't mind me.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:48 No.14172943
Back to the Future!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:49 No.14172944

First I was thinking First Blood, but I am not sure...
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:50 No.14172956

Turns out Kevin Flynn is really the GEOM
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:51 No.14172962
By my calculations, when this landspeeder reaches 88 miles per hour, we're going to see some serious Omnisiah glory!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:52 No.14172965
Guess you missed the D&D thread about which videogame plots peole stole for their campaigns.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:52 No.14172969

Inquisitor Xavior (psyker) tries to harness the powers of various types of mutant for the betterment of humanity and grants the mutants a chance at redemption in the eyes of the Emperor.

Is declared a radical by many but none can deny the success of his work.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:53 No.14172973
>I just wonder why so many people think. THIS IS A GOOD THING AND IT WOULD BE BETTER COVERED IN 40K.
Because 40k is one of the few universes that's actually huge enough to include basically ANY concept. Hell, that's the whole point of the Imperial Guard. Take concept, add lasguns and "for the Emperor", season and enjoy.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:54 No.14172983
Three female guardsmen work for a mysterious boss whom they've never seen and are masters of espionage. They, along with their sidekick, must retireve some stolen vox-software using a mixture of martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:55 No.14172986
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)14:55 No.14172987

If it's not Charlie's Angels, I demand sauce
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:55 No.14172988
Terminator was the infamous beginning of the war between the Men of Iron (robots) and the Men of Stone (humanity).

By 40k this is little more than a children's story and reason for one of the biggest single commandments of the Mechanicus 'Suffer not the machine that thinks like a man'.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:56 No.14172990

>Three female guardsmen

Charlie's Angels are clearly Assassins.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:56 No.14172997

you win an ineternet


Dammit! You're right!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:57 No.14172998
Book of Eli is certainly made better by a layer of 40k, since God doesn't exist IRL and the idea that starving savages in the REAL world would give a tin shit about a bronze age fairy tale is insulting.
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)14:57 No.14173001
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)14:58 No.14173011

Ah, of course I didn't recognize it. It's been years since I watched that. Thanks for reminding me of its existance, anon.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:00 No.14173017
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:00 No.14173024
A Feudal World is held in the grip of a tyrannical Imperial governor. He undertakes a great purge to bring all of the inhabitants of the world into the Imperial yoke. But a man from the north opposes him, and the governor kills his wife. Vowing revenge, the man leads a massive rebellion for freedom. In the end, however, he is captured and executed.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:01 No.14173030
The last 2 Batman films

The early days of Konrad Curez AKA Night Haunter.

Ave Dominus Nox.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:03 No.14173048

Fucking agree.

I mean, I like 40K, but it is in no way comparable to classic literature or classic film. It's basically a hypermasculinated version of Victorian England, except with real demons.
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)15:03 No.14173049


>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:05 No.14173060
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Ratling tech-priest with servitor!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:05 No.14173066
Harry Potter

The films Inquisitorial propaganda to get parents to turn over their psychic children to the Black Ships for 'training' at 'Hogwarts'.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:06 No.14173070
Mad max beyond thunderdome!
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:08 No.14173090
Konrad Kurze, unbeknown to him, is a Space Marine Primarch. The world of Nostramo is one filled with violence and crime, where the righteous will always finish last. Kurze takes it upon himself to rid the world of the evil-doers who have turned it into such a terrible place. His adversaries include an Eldar Harlequin, a genius with a penchant for riddles, a former nobleman with a severely scarred face from a plasma burn, a mutant criminal lord with bird-like features, only to name a few.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:09 No.14173093
13th Warrior

A typical day on Fenris.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:09 No.14173098
>Ratling tech-priest with ogryn!
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:09 No.14173105
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:10 No.14173109

Who is the thirteenth warrior?
>> 40,000 internets to whoever gets this Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:10 No.14173113
A techpriest see the light of the Dark Gods, and follows the path of Tech Enlightenment

He sees a world devotedly following the Corpse-Emperor, and wishes to free them from his shackles. He builds an AI, programs it to be charismatic, and sends it among the people to sway them from his word.
He fails, as nobody in the populace values courage over life.
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:11 No.14173117
Obviously a metaphor for the 12 great companies and the 13th lost company.

So he's Leman Russ.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:11 No.14173119
>Even remotely associated with the army

I hate 40k fans so fucking much.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:12 No.14173122
Mega-Man saga via The Protomen
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:13 No.14173131
A corrupted citizen gets burned alive after torturing, abusing and killing children, but three chaos daemons offer him a deal that will allow him to continue what he started, except in the dream world.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:14 No.14173143
Russ = Thor

Emperor = Odin
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:16 No.14173152
A group of Catachan commandos are tasked with a mission to go deep into the jungles of a Deathworld to retrieve agents of the Imperium who have been seized by traitor cultists and heretics. The mission goes according to plan, but they discover there are no agents, just military intel. As they try to make their way back to the Valkyrie gunship, they are pursued by a Lictor that is able to camoflague itself and pick them off one by one. The Catachan sergeant must fight and defeat the Lictor using his wits and survival skills before an atomic device is detonated.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:16 No.14173155
I have no ideas.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:16 No.14173158
After a mutant child drowns due to the negligence of his keepers, his mother becomes imbued with such anger and hatred it makes Khorne himself smile. As a gift he gives her what she wanted most, for her child to be alive. As it turns out, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree and her son, too, is imbued with the kind of bloodlust it makes Khorne resurrect him multiple times.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:17 No.14173166
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:17 No.14173167
Humans discover a deactivated Webway gate on a forgotten desert world. After managing to reactivate it (using the deductive reasoning of an intrepid xeno-archaeologist), they lead an expedition through the gate. This includes the archaeologist and several guardsmen, the commander of which has just been pulled out of retirement.

After exiting the portal, they journey across galaxies to an alien world. To their amazement, they find humans there, but they are enslaved by still-living Necrontyr. It is up to these men to rescue the humans and defeat the Necrontyr, and try to escape the planet.
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)15:17 No.14173169

Nightmare on Elm Street?


>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:18 No.14173175
The Omen?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173183

NGGGGG it sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173186

The Ring? Seems more Tzeetnchy to me.
SEVEN DAYS. (Just as planned)
>> Cerebrate Anon 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173190
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173191

We're talking Stargaaate, it's a crazy trip!
You can go real far, and you don't need a car, or even a shiiiip!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173193
Herp a derp Friday the thirteenth
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:19 No.14173196
What? No. Come on. It's easy.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:20 No.14173202
how about: ``Its a movie in the imperium so it has to be propaganda therefore the main character works for the governement in some way``
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:21 No.14173207
Friday the 13th?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:21 No.14173213

This. In DH terms, Ash is a Scum.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:22 No.14173226
Mega-Man saga via The Protomen
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:23 No.14173240
There are Guards men there are some Tyranids on a planet of no real importance.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:24 No.14173248
A humble hive-worker is haunted by visions of a red planet. After a visit to a magos, he discover latent memories of xenos technology on Mars. He travels there, and does battle with a renegade tech-priest and his boss, the Arch-Tech-Priest of Mars. He activates the xenotech and terraforms the planet.
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:24 No.14173250
Alien, Starship Troopers, Pitch Black...
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:25 No.14173252
An arbitrator pursues a xeno which is killing people on a imperial city. Said xeno is also being pursued by the Ordo Xenos for study.
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:25 No.14173262
Either Red Planet or Mission to Mars. I always get the two mixed up, I saw them at the same time.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:26 No.14173266
It's total recall
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:26 No.14173269
Lol, Predator 2.

>rkellyxp Goketepe
Oh god, I think I need a shower...
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)15:27 No.14173277
Eh, it's all the same to me.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:31 No.14173310
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Can not unsee.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:33 No.14173321
HARD MODE: We describe movies that are not considered sci-fi.

A criminal hivelord wields power by charisma and an old code. This all changes when one of his son is enticed by Khorne, and his flagrant actions endanger the entire enterprise. The hivelord's other sons - a hero of the Imperial Guard, but secretly under the influence of Tzeentch, and a lazy son under the influence of Slaanesh. The hivelord is shot and nearly killed, the Khornate son is killed in an ambush, the Tzeencthian son enacts vengeance and takes over the business, and the Slaaneshi son doesn't become important unitl the sequel.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:34 No.14173331
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:35 No.14173339
Total recall
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:35 No.14173340
Godfather, Part 1
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:41 No.14173373
A relatively average hive worker is taken in by the inquisition after an adept scribe misplaces a decimal.

He is quickly shown all of the wonderful methods that the inquisition has to liberate the truth, and in the interogation learns about the true nature of the dark gods.

Eventually making a pact with slaanesh the hiver is able to escape the torture.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:47 No.14173420
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:48 No.14173426
good job.

I'm happy someone got it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:54 No.14173481
Two down on their luck human works on a desert planet are forced to become heroes when a new breed of Lictors invade. Doing odd jobs for people living in a valley, they are isolated from any outside help and can't contact the Planetary Defense Forces.

Using quick wits and unorthadox plans, they manage to evade and kill the lictors while protecting most of the valleys residents, though some are killed. The two are aided by a heavily armed and well prepared valley resident. The younger of the two falls in love with the local xeno-biologist during their struggle for survival.
>> Cerebrate Anon 03/08/11(Tue)15:55 No.14173488
Tremors! Ha!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:56 No.14173499
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:59 No.14173516
A former death-cult assassin has to protect the new-born Starchild from the heretics that killed the woman that birthed Him.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)15:59 No.14173523
Oh! And it turns out the cult is working for the High Lords of Terra to prevent the loss of their power in the Imperium.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:00 No.14173527
some transporter movie?
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)16:01 No.14173536

Children of Men
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:01 No.14173543
The golden child? Ultra violet?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:02 No.14173553
The former assassin has a fondness for agri-world food and ends up in love with a Slaaneshi woman who gets wrapped up in the chase.
>> Cunt !!EE7Lcag8/qL 03/08/11(Tue)16:02 No.14173554
Fuck me, that's gotta be Shoot 'em Up
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:03 No.14173558
shoot'em up
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)16:03 No.14173570
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>Thinking up movies
>Underworld pops into my head
>It's just Blood Angels fighting Space Wolves
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>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)16:04 No.14173573


Also, is it me, or does Clive Owen protect a lot of babies?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:13 No.14173658
A marine is brutally killed while cleansing a degenerate hive world, and is entombed within a sarcophagus.
The newly-arisen dreadnought sets about a great purge, and in the process learns that a corrupt enginseer arranged for his fateful mission and his demise to test a new make of sarcophagus.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:14 No.14173673
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)16:14 No.14173676

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:14 No.14173677
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:14 No.14173678

It sounds like spawn but at the same time i Think its Robocop
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)16:16 No.14173694
If it was Spawn, it would be more daemons methinks.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:17 No.14173710
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an reckless Ordo Malleus inquisitor and a fastidious Ordo Xenos inquisitor must partner up to uncover a diabolical conspiracy in an imperial hive city.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:20 No.14173740
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A rogue trader picks up a reluctant arch-militant and travels the void, opposed by his former staff, afflicted by a terrible Chaos spell.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:21 No.14173748
A local medicae comes home from work, and discover that her husband has been infected with the potent nurglite sinner's plague. he attacks her, but she escapes. she links up with a badass arbitraitor that is looking for his brother, a low hive salesman, an underhive scum and his pregnant pleasuregirl wife. together they take refuge from the plague victims in an administratum supply central, untill they finally make a break for the local harbour in mass ground transporters.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:22 No.14173767
When there is no more room in the Warp, the damned will walk the Materium.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:24 No.14173790
A young citizen of an Imperial world joins the Imperial Guard hoping to lead a life of adventure. At the same time, the Imperium has just made first contact with the Tyranid species. The protagonist is soon plunged into the horrible reality of war as he battles the Tyranids upon alien worlds and through the depths of space. The protagonist sees many of his friends die as the Guard and Navy find themselves outclassed by the Tyranids. However, with the help of a psyker's foresight the protagonist succeeds in capturing a synapse creature and ultimately turning the tide of war.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:26 No.14173805
Starship troopers
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:31 No.14173848
Lethal weapon
>> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/08/11(Tue)16:35 No.14173877
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Adeptus Arbites investigator is tracked with discovering and eliminating several human look a like heretek creations, the main way of uncovering such a thing is testing their ability to truly love the emperor.
>> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/08/11(Tue)16:36 No.14173885
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should be tasked with*

derp derp derp
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:39 No.14173918
Is it that will smith movie?
>> The Foggy Golem 03/08/11(Tue)16:39 No.14173922
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:40 No.14173936
Blade Runner
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:47 No.14174021
A group of Sisters Dialogoues are doing research on a frozen tundra when they notice some tech-priests from a different research facility attempting to kill a fleeing animal. After being forced to kill them both, they investigate the base to find it abandoned, though they do find a large alien spacecraft.

They return to find the animal had transformed itself into a huge xeno monstrosity which they attempt to kill with fire.

It doesn't quite work and the creature attempts to rebuild its ship, taking the forms of several of the dialogous along the way. They destroy the research facility in an attempt to kill it and are unsure if they did or not. The last two dialgous remaining alive share a drink, knowing they did their best and that they were going to freeze to death but still unsure if the other was human or not.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:47 No.14174022
> Starship Troopers
> Needs more 40k

>> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/08/11(Tue)16:50 No.14174053
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>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:53 No.14174087
An arbites tasked with relocating a quarantined xenos population defies his superiors to help the xenos after inadvertently exposing himself to a pathogen that causes him to slowly become one of them.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:55 No.14174115
Nah, he works at a mart, closer to being an adept.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:56 No.14174127

District 9.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)16:58 No.14174155

god dammit i know that movie! uhhh...
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:00 No.14174173
This one was Pirates of the Caribbean. Trying a new one.

A new, young acolyte must prevent his sector from rebelling and being crushed when a fanatic detonates a stolen cyclonic torpedo and blames the Imperium.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:01 No.14174188
The Thing, natch.
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a disenfranchised, ex-feral world guardsman struggles to unite his primitive people and end the Imperial occupation of his backwater planet, located at the exact center of the universe. aided by a renegade techpriest and the techpriest's brash and reckless daughter, the ex-feral guardsman escapes the clutches of Grand Inquisitor Keldar, sent to eliminate heretical rebellion.

they seek out the Last Squat, who may possess a device that allows entry into the Webway from any point in the universe. they are attacked and the device is lost, but not before it is activated and transports everyone to a distant low-tech world that has no knowledge of the Imperium of Man. there, the ex-feral guardsman and his friends must race against time to prevent the device, which had been found by two teenaged inhabitants of the planet, from falling into the clutches of the Imperial Inquisition.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:14 No.14174299
the thing
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:18 No.14174343
Retired Inquisitor leaves a trail of mangled bodies behind him as he hunts down the crime syndicate that kidnapped his daughter. Eventually he makes it all the way to the space yacht of an offworld noble-prince who purchased the daughter for his harem.

Huh... actually sound like a good plot for a DH campaign...
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:20 No.14174369
a suspended ex-hive-ganger turned arbite must rely on his street smarts and boundless charisma to solve the murder of one of his old friends from the Hive.

far out of his jurisdiction, and under the withering scrutiny of the local by-the-book Chief Inspector, the arbite must team up with a gruff detective and a wide-eyed rookie in order to ferret out the motives of a heretical Trade Baron who is smuggling chaotic artifacts into Imperial space.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:26 No.14174415
A middle-aged, lho-smoking hive cleric with some psyker abilities uncovers a plot of a young daemon prince trying to achieve physical manifestation into the materium, through the usage of a latent psyker, whose twin sister, also a psyker, kills herself at the beginning. The cleric does this by getting help from another cleric who sacrifices himself during a fight with a Plaugebearer, to leave the protagonist a note to aid him, and for further help, he has the twin sister of the dead psyker. In the end, a fully fledged Daemon Prince tries to pull the cleric into the Eye of Terror, but fails, as he sacrifices himself, and the hand of the Emperor saves him from his inevitable death.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:28 No.14174434

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:32 No.14174475
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:33 No.14174488

Correctosaurus Rex
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:35 No.14174516
Constantine. Must be, although I can't recall like half of the movie.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:36 No.14174519
I liked that movie
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:36 No.14174522
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:37 No.14174529
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:38 No.14174538
Its not a movie, but- come on:
A (foolish?) Eldar Warrior, wielding a warped power sword, is thrown into the future by a dark spawn of Tzneetch where Chaos is LAW. Only believing that this was surely caused by his Craft World's take over by the Tzneetch Lower Deamon, the warrior goes forth onto a journey to right the wrongs of the future galaxy he transverse and goes forth on a quest to find a way back to the past, to undo the evil that is Chaos!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:40 No.14174561
Two teenage clerics-in-training travel through time using a communications booth from the Dark Age of Technology. They must travel through time in order to gather famous people from history to ensure that they complete their training at the Ministorum and use their music to spread the word of the God-Emperor and usher in an era of harmony under the Imperium.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:40 No.14174563
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Come and see
Imperial guard invades and attempts genocide on nation habouring tyranid hybrids
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:43 No.14174593
HARD MODE: A retired imperial guardsman lives a simple life on the forgeworld he was born. Irritated by the influx of abhumans and ganger scum, he befriends a family of agri-world refugees and shows the gangs the true discipline of the Emperor's Hammer.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:44 No.14174604

Haven't seen it, but, Gran Torino?
>> Omegon 03/08/11(Tue)17:44 No.14174611
Long ago in a distant land, I, the Emperor, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish primarch wielding a magic power claw stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is the Emperor.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:46 No.14174628

That is correct.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:46 No.14174630
If it is (and it actually sounds a lot like it), than >>14174593 is fuging some plot.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:48 No.14174652
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:52 No.14174690
Samurai Jack
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:55 No.14174721
A Salamander wakes up at seven o'clock in the morning, in a bed that don't belong to him. After a series of unfortunate events, it is discovered that Tzeentch has given the entire populace of Nocturne AIDS
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)17:56 No.14174730
Not sure how you get Rambo out of Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome.
>Former Arbite + Wasteland is clearly Mad Max, and the Squigs are the Pig-crap methane power source.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:07 No.14174818
A squad of Imperial Guardsmen were sent to a maximun prison facility for a crime they didnt commit. They escaped and now work in the underground of Necromunda as soldiers of fortune. If you need help, and if you can find them, you can probally hire- the G-Squad.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:10 No.14174834
The captain of the Imperial corvette "Surprise", Jacob Aubrum and the Magos Biologis Sthepan Matutin, are sent to the far Halo Stars to destroy the Archaon Chaos crusier.
After being ambushed by the Archaon, they find it's a prototype from the Dark Mechanicus and they cannot allow Abaddon to get his hands in it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:13 No.14174874
Master and Commander
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:14 No.14174878
I pity the fools that commit heresy!!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:19 No.14174927
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:25 No.14174977
Local scum landowner's estate is destroyed during planetwide conflict. Vows to never go hungry again.
>> Guybrarian 03/08/11(Tue)18:27 No.14174985

Gone with the Wind
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:40 No.14175124
A princeling on a barbaric world is injured in a skirmish with his subjects and a foul ritual implants part of the heart of a mighty xeno in his chest. His disenfranchised xenohunter mentor vows vengeance on all such creatures. He encounters this particular beast, which happens to be the last one of its kind, and they form a partnership to defeat the corrupt and near-immortal princeling. The only solution is the death of the monster.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)18:49 No.14175218
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ITT: Every thread on /tg/, ever.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)19:01 No.14175343
Main Spire Arbites (Or however you can translate Berly Hills Cop into 40k)
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)19:02 No.14175363
Dragon heart?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)19:16 No.14175578
Not exactly a movia, but:

Incompetent IG-Colonel tries to survive by cowardice and treachery in a war of attrition between non-corrupted PDF-forces. His misfortunes and schemes lead to much hilarity.
Is a spin-off of a series about politics on feudal primitive worlds.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)21:46 No.14177159
Good show admitting you don't understand a thing then, instead of seeking clarification, you ramble about tards squirting ketchup. What have you learned, Dorothy?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)22:02 No.14177335
A veteran of the imperial Guard returns home one day to find his Wife raped and murdered, along with his only daughter. He seeks vengence, but the government is corrupt, and instead of executing the cultist responsible, barter with him for his routing out of the Cult that existed in the hive. Needless to say, this Imperial Guardsmen was part of a unit of men who fought against the forces of Tzentch, picking up tricks along the way. He uses his knowledge to attempt to destroy the cults that have taken over the penal facilities and government. He is thwarted by a follower of Nurgle, and loses his life when an explosive he had originally been using to blow the cult sky high, is placed within his own cell in the penal colony.
>> Snake Eyes 03/08/11(Tue)22:33 No.14177679
blackadder goes forth
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)22:37 No.14177720
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40kids are just like furries, they can't look at something and say, "Hey that's cool." They have to smear their shit all over it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)22:42 No.14177780
To me it's more like Akira Kurosawa movies converted to Westerns. 40k's a big enough setting that it can hold all of these concepts, and when you get down to it they're pretty solid concepts for an adventure or something. Other settings tend to be more constrained because they're one tech level, but 40k can hold everything from primitive caveman times to super-sleek sci-fi as long as it's vaguely thematic.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)22:57 No.14177941
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An Eversor Assassin goes rogue in one of the most corrupt mega-cities on a hive world, and with the help of his tech-priest allies, begins a guerilla war against all that oppose the Emperor's light. His Assassin identity is hidden behind the veil of his nobility, creating two personae that often overlap. Fighting crime by night and rubbing coat-tails with fellow noblemen leaves him worn and unable to live a normal life.

Eventually it comes to the attention of the rogue killing machine that a Tzeentchian cultist has been making deals with the gangers (and their funding noble houses) to cause a power struggle within the city that will leave the Arbites unable to fend off the tide of chaos. He has no choice but to try to stop him.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)22:59 No.14177969
Badass Hive City Arbite is transferred to an idyllic agri-world. He's paranoid and always looking for crime and heresy, but his co-workers ensure him that there's nothing to worry about and he needs to loosen up.

Then it turns out that the town council is corrupt and in league with the Tau.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:03 No.14178014
Not really, it is just "HURR GUARDSMEN, FOR THE EMPRAH!"
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:03 No.14178024
Two Imperial noble-born teenagers of rival houses fall in love at a party. They soon learn of this and they try to hide it. Their friends die in an underhive gang war. The male is exiled from the hive, doomed to wander the wastes. The female, depressed by her loss, fakes her death. The male returns secretly, find his lover dead, and kills himself. The female wakes up, finds her lover dead, and kills herself. The two rival houses end their rivalry because of their dead children.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:05 No.14178041
An Arbite who condemned his own brother during an uprising in the Hive City was setup by a senior Abrbite who had been led astray by Tzeentch. This lone Arbite was exiled from the Hive City as a treacherous heretic. He was sent to a work camp of the Great Enemy and from there made his escape wiith another heretic. Dozens of Arbites are killed in the city during a purge designed to sow Chaos amongst the inhabitants. After managing to find their way back inside the Hive City they face off against the Arbites brother and his Mechanicus robot in a long forgotten genetic repository. The main Arbite defeats his brother and the Arbites are rightfully restored. The movie ends with the Arbite mounting his bike and cruising down one of the many Imperial streets in His glorious name.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:06 No.14178055
lulz romeo and juliet.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:07 No.14178058

Romeo and Juliet.

Did you know Titus Andronicus is about Khorne?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:08 No.14178075
Law Abiding citizen
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:09 No.14178095

Judge Dredd?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:12 No.14178128
An Imperial Guard Colonel and his family are posted to an out of the way agricultural world. His son is adventurous, and leaves the manor, even when he was told specifically not to. He wonders through the forests for a few hours, before he finds a work camp for heretics and mutants. He finds a young boy inside of the razor wire fences, and befriends him. After secretly escaping away to the camp for several weeks, the boy digs under the fence, and into the camp, so he could play with the other boy. Eventually, the mutants and heretics were taken to a large room, and gassed, the Colonel's son with them. The colonel and his family notice that the son is missing, and find him among the dead heretics. Everybody mourns the loss.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:14 No.14178137
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:16 No.14178160
The boy in the striped pajamas. Reading that and realizing what it was made me sad.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:18 No.14178180
YOU SIR, are a cheeky bastard.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:20 No.14178197
Hot Fuzz?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:20 No.14178202
Almost want to say Hot Fuzz.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:21 No.14178207
a group of imperial guardsmen and a trader investigate the sudden disappearance of a group of colonists on a distant planet.

upon searching the abandoned colony complex they come across a group of genestealers. most of the guard detachment is killed or injured, but the rogue trader (who has fought genestealers before.) manages to rescue a little girl who's the only survivor of the colony.

they make it to their thunderhawk and get back to their ship. when they arrive a tyranid hive queen has managed to stow away and kill the servitor who assisted with the escape.

the rogue trader manages to fight off the queen with a powerloader.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:21 No.14178210
Some guardsmen perform a beach assault on the Great Enemy's occupied beaches. Upon capturing the beach the ranking officer in the squad is tasked with finding an Elysian trooper whose brothers are dead.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:22 No.14178219
1) A chronicle of a guardsman's indoctrination and eventual rise to the rank of lieutenant while fighting tyranids amidst the larger mission of finding a hive node. One of his companions is a sanctioned psyker employed by the commissariat.

2) A valhallan conscript is sent to the frontlines against insurrectionists, discoveres he has an affinity for the long-las rifle.

I considered making one for Saving Private Ryan, but then realized that it just wouldn't have any explanation through 40k logic.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:22 No.14178220
Of course it's Hot Fuzz.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:23 No.14178226
A young boy befriends an enormous Eldar titan that is sent to his planet to destroy it.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:24 No.14178234
Aww fuck yeah Iron Giant.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:25 No.14178247

#2 Enemy at The Gates
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:25 No.14178248
1. starship troopers
2. jarhead
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:27 No.14178277



1) Correct
2) I just realized that my description works perfectly for that. Maybe I should have given a bit more detail...
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:27 No.14178283


Aliens. Had me thinking until that part.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:27 No.14178284

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:29 No.14178294

Saving Private Ryan
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:30 No.14178310
>> HARD MODE: MOVIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:30 No.14178313
-Seven exiled space marines defend a backwater village against chaos warbands in return for rice

-An imperial factory owner sheltering 1200 xenos from being sent to the inquisitiorial extermination camps.

-Sam Peckinpah's Cross of Iron, except with Death Korps of Krieg

-ship. alone in space. tyranid.

-an imperial guardsman gets sent forward in time, only to find that everything stays the same except orks have conquered all of mankind, but also adopting its customs basically forming an Imperium of Orkkind with their own Ork Emperor and Ork Marines and Orkquisition and Orkchanicus...wait shit that wasn't a good movie
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:34 No.14178366
1. Miniature titan toys come to life in a boy's room and have adventures together.

2. A storm trooper is tasked with locating and killing an Imperial intelligence officer who has gone native on a jungle world. Along the way he learns to respect his target and begins to question his ability to complete his mission.

3. Two Sisters of Battle drive an Immolater off a cliff.

4. A psyker turns to chaos to save his wife.

5. A tyranid bio-monstrosity terrorizes a hive city.
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/08/11(Tue)23:34 No.14178371
A ragtag squad of Imperial Guardsmen go through boot camp before one of the recruits goes insane and kills his commisar and then himself,
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:35 No.14178384
1. 7 samurai
2. schindler's list
3. okay.
4. wat?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:35 No.14178389
A webway gate is discovered and relocated to an Imperial base, but kept secret from the local populace. Teams of humans are sent through and encounter other human, and sometimes alien, civilizations almost always living under the yoke of the evil Tau Empire. They convince one of the Tau's own fighters to join them and help try to take the alien scum down from the inside.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:36 No.14178400
>5. A tyranid bio-monstrosity terrorizes a hive city.
That's either Cloverfield or Godzilla.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:36 No.14178407

Full Metal Jacket
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:37 No.14178421
1. The Expendables? I'm not sure since it wasn't a good movie.

2.Shindler's List

5. Either Planet of the Apes or The Time Machine
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/08/11(Tue)23:37 No.14178424
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:38 No.14178437

an insomniac member of the adeptus terra develops a multiple personality and starts a chaos cult. eventually blackmails the sector governor into letting him work from home and he starts worshipping chaos full time.

his alter ego starts planning an attack on the local financial district stating that he's setting the populace free.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:38 No.14178444
What is Stargate?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:38 No.14178446
Stargate: SG-1
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/08/11(Tue)23:38 No.14178447
Fight Club
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:38 No.14178448
chronicles of narnia
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:39 No.14178459

Fight Club!
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:39 No.14178461
Fight Club. I must admit I'm slightly dissappointed this movie was used.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:40 No.14178471
my guess:
4: Alien
5: Planet of the Apes
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:40 No.14178481
A servitor kills its master and helps an Arbite take down a possessed machine spirit controlling the other servitors.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:40 No.14178483
40 000 year old virgin, starring /tg/
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:41 No.14178492
I Am Legend
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:41 No.14178495
1. Toy Story
2. ?
3. Thelma and Louise
5. Godzilla
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/08/11(Tue)23:41 No.14178496
Also known as "Story of the Emprah"
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:42 No.14178506
I, Robot
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:43 No.14178513
<-- guy that posted it.

2 is Apocalypse Now

4 is Star Wars Episode 3
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:43 No.14178525
Rob Schneider was a faithful imperial guardsman UNTIL ONE DAY...he switched bodies.... with a daemonette!

rated pg 13
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:43 No.14178526
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Fuck, I confused movie titles. I meant 'I, Robot'.
Damn you, Will Smith!
>> The Ancient (Tarkus) 03/08/11(Tue)23:44 No.14178535
Three entire companies of Ultramarines are killed in the defense of Ultramar.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:45 No.14178541
1. Indian in the cupboard?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:46 No.14178545
What's with these goddamned kids on ...

>> The Ancient (Tarkus) 03/08/11(Tue)23:47 No.14178567
Hmm, I didn't think of that movie when I wrote it. Toy story is correct as somebody previously mentioned.

1. Four inquisitors battle a massive Nurgle demon in a hive city. One is black.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:47 No.14178571
Rob Schneider was a faithful imperial guardsman UNTIL ONE DAY...he switched bodies.... with Abaddon!

Enjoy hilarious antics as Rob Schneider tries to pull off a successful black crusade to impress his sororitas sweethart- even if it means letting the galaxy burn!

rated pg-13
>> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/08/11(Tue)23:48 No.14178578

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:51 No.14178627
A Company of vallhan drop troops defend a hill against tribal cultists that worship a disgusting brown god, funded by the Heretical Tau.

They hold for over a day before the cultists finally give up, having sustained hundreds of casualties, amongst them some of the Tau empires special forces, with only a few vallhalans killed but many wounded.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:51 No.14178631
Dawn of the Dead remake
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:53 No.14178645
A strange warp energy blasts an orbital station which relays over comms to a Space Hulk. A Rogue Trader vessel investigates to find that the powers of the warp have corrupted the machine spirit encouraging automated systems to harvest organic and robotic materials to build Necrons from scratch.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:54 No.14178656
Black Hawk Down?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:55 No.14178669
you forgot the wacky ijinx ensue!!!

also DO WANT.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:55 No.14178673
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:56 No.14178684

Something about this wants me to say "War of the Buttons" but I'd be wrong
>> The Ancient (Tarkus) 03/08/11(Tue)23:56 No.14178686
1. The best Imperial fighter pilot and his band of aces make a name for themselves shooting down Chaos fighters over the battlefield. He is eventually killed.

2. An assassin tries to discover his previous identity by working with an Imperial intelligence woman.

3. A young psyker makes friends at an Imperial fortification designed to educate psykers how to control their powers. He has a scar upon his forehead ingrained by pyschic backlash.

4. A hotshot Imperial navy fighter pilot and his copilot are sent to an advanced Naval air combat training school.

5. A green Ogryn.

6. Titans battle it out over resource claims as a kind of non-lethal vicarious combat championship.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:56 No.14178688

I still think this is the best one, then again I run orks
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:56 No.14178694
*brofist* Right you are.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:57 No.14178702
300 hundred space marines defend against a horde of chaos cultist and space marines only to be betrayed by one of their failed recruits.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:58 No.14178707

>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:58 No.14178708
Two acolytes of the Ordo Xeno (a new recruit and a veteran) are called into action when an insectoid xeno infiltrates the planet and begins taking host bodies in its search for a sorcerous artifact.
They recover the artifact and exterminate the xeno, but in the end the veteran submits himself for a mind scrub.
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:58 No.14178712
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:58 No.14178723
sgt. bilko??
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:59 No.14178733
3. Harry Potter?
4. Topgun?
5. Shrek?
6. Robot jox?
>> Anonymous 03/08/11(Tue)23:59 No.14178735
The Hot Guy

>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:00 No.14178740
2. bourne series
4. top gun
5. incredible hulk.
6. robot jocks
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:01 No.14178749

1. The Red Baron
2. The Borne Series
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:01 No.14178759
1. Flyboys

2. Mr. and Mrs. Smith

3. I am now imagining Harry Potter with Snape as a commissar.

4. Top Gun

5. The Hulk

6. I'm stumped, sauce?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:03 No.14178776
An ogryn is enlisted to fight traitors on a jungle world. He befriends a fellow ogryn and they promise to start a fishing company when they return home.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:04 No.14178786
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:04 No.14178792
Number 3 is right.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:04 No.14178795
A team of techpriests create a machine that allows a person to travel backwards in time, but they slowly fall into Tzeentchian scheming in order to prevent a murder
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:06 No.14178812
a group of gangers build themselves souped up speeders and raid imperial supply convoys. an adeptus arbites inquisitor is given a speeder and send to infiltrate this group.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:08 No.14178834
Close but no cigar
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:08 No.14178838
A hive city uses three young psykers who can predict the future to stop crimes until one day the psykers see a vision of an Arbites commiting a murder and now the Arbites must prove that he will not commit the crime.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:09 No.14178845
2 is the bourne identity
5 is shrek
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:09 No.14178847
The Fast and the Furious
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:09 No.14178849
oh shit. that one crappy movie with tom cruise.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:10 No.14178854
Fast and the Furious
Minority Report
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:11 No.14178865
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:11 No.14178872
Minority Report
Fast and the Furious
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:12 No.14178873
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:13 No.14178880
An Inquisitor Lord returns after many years to find his home planet besieged by Orks and to find his name and works considered fiction. Swearing that the WAAAGH started because of a bet with the Warboss, no one believes him except a young girl.
He sets out then to recollect his retinue (A Solitaire, an Ogryn, a Vindicare and a Ratling), all the while pursued by the Nightbringer. They return and together defeat the Waaagh.

(I wonder if this will make any sense)
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:13 No.14178882
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:13 No.14178883
Chaos beasts terrorize an Imperial civilian space transport.

An Interrogator Chaplain delves deep into the minds of the fallen to acquire secrets. There he his haunted by images of a past life.

Rogue trader hunts down the heretics responsible for kiling his family on his leave time. He uses a planet's starport to upgrade his vessel with blast shielding. He also meets some local spacers that become his friends more or less before the heretics send a massive ogryn to kill him. They fight in his docking bay and the rogue trader eventually manages to throw the ogryn down a turbolift. The rogue trader has his vengeance.

Heretics and a giant blue demon rid a hive city of crime before being hunted down. One of the heretics betrays the others in an attempt at peace with those loyal to the Emperor. The demon realizing this one heretic is right leaves to toy with lesser beings. The planet has it's first worldwide peace.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:13 No.14178892
A group of Cadians defend a critical supply route in the war against chaos. At the end they are nearly overwhelmed by wave upon wave of cultists. All seems lost, until a pair of valkyries appear and take out the remaining cultists. They succeed in holding the supply route.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:14 No.14178895
A group of techpriest make a machine that can predict when murders will be committed. the commisar is framed and must embark on a journey only to discover that the device is not foolproof but was still necessary to keep the order on terra. also he steals one of the machines three servitors necessary for function.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:15 No.14178906
an adeptus arbites inquisitor on a hive world during a massive ganger war, stumbles on the trail of a kroot that can camouflage himself and is hunting the local gangers.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:15 No.14178910
nevermind i was too late.>>14178838
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:15 No.14178912
A young boy wants to become a pilot for the Imperial Navy, but doesn't meet the requirements because he was not genetically altered like all the other potential pilots.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:15 No.14178913
I want to say We Were Soldiers, but it doesn't quite fit.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:17 No.14178922
young boy = man
my bad
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:17 No.14178925
A Princess is kidnapped by an Ogryn, a duelist seeking the mutant who killed his father and Tzeentchian sorcerer. They are pursued by a black clad rogue trader.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:17 No.14178927
Is that... is that Starship Troopers?

From a 40k perspective that's pretty much the only thing out of the ordinary...
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:18 No.14178932
The Princess Bride?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:18 No.14178934

>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:18 No.14178935
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:18 No.14178943
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:18 No.14178944
This isn't Total Recall is it?

It's a stab in the dark. The description is jingling something but I can't quite put a visual to it with a movie title.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:19 No.14178946
Predator some number
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:19 No.14178947
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:20 No.14178955

Here's one:
2 Salamanders protect high level members of the Sororitas by going undercover as Sisters of Battle
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:20 No.14178957
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:21 No.14178968
A dangerous criminal is being transported to prison in a rogue trader spacecraft when the spaceship is damaged by comet debris and makes an emergency crash landing on an empty desert planet, The criminal escapes. However, when predatory flying tyranids begin attacking the survivors, The criminal joins forces with the crew to develop a plan to escape the planet which is now covered in perpetual darkness thanks to the allignment of the planets.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:21 No.14178969
Imperial guardsman, after aiding in the glorious conquest of a new world for The Emperor, crash lands on feudal world when a native xeno species that sneaked onboard overpowers the enginseers and cripples the ship.

After gaining the trust of the local tribe, he uses tactics from his Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting Primer to try and slay the xeno that has survived the crash and is stalking the local tribes.

Eventually he succumbs to tech heresy and allows a primitive heretek blacksmith who fails to make the proper observances to the omnissiah access to hull fragments from the Imperial transports wreckage, for debasement into the form of primitive cutting weapons.

This metal, despite its misstreatment at the hands of the unknowing, manages to retain enough of the Omnissiahs blessing to provide the necessary durability and keenness of edge to slay the xeno, all locally produced weapons having failed to do so due to the aforementioned tech heresy.

Having slain the xeno and seeking to keep his crimes against the servants of mars hidden, as well as shirk his duty to fight and die for Terra, the guardsman destroys the Standard Template Construct pattern astropathic emergency beacon, in a vain attempt to remain hidden among the native feral worlders.

The fool fails to realize that The Emperor sees all, and having been ajudged for his sins, has been found wanting. Movie is a cautionary tale against resisting tech heresy and abandoning your duty to Him on Terra.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:21 No.14178971

Just no.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:21 No.14178974
The 85th Cadian invade a fallen Imperial planet to setup an outpost. The fight back attacks from local human tribes.

To get this you'll need to draw a connection between the color of the 85th's uniform and the analogy.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:22 No.14178982
The Grey Knight chapter master gathers an elite team and, inspired by a vision of the emperor, they set out in search of an imperial relic. After many trials and the deaths of many of their number, they finally lay siege to an Eldar-held fortress which is said to hold the relic. Unfortunately, they are arrested mid-charge.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:22 No.14178985
White Chicks?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:23 No.14178993
That newer Beowulf?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:23 No.14178998
A group of young hive gangers terrorize a city until their leader is arrested and sent to prison where he is elected to undergo a new behaviour-modification treatment.When he returns he finds that he isn't welcomed into society.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:23 No.14179000
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:24 No.14179002

motherfucking Outlander (not the Sean Connery one, although that is also a good movie).

also Ron Perlman dual-wielding hammers like a bawss.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:25 No.14179012

2 aspiring noise marines raid an imperial city and fight a greater daemon in their quest for perfection
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:25 No.14179014
a clockwork orange
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:26 No.14179022
In reverse order: Pitch Black and that movie which is ALIENS VERSUS VIKINGS!!!
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:26 No.14179023
Clockwork Orange
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:26 No.14179030
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:26 No.14179033
Imperial forces keep a xenos starship in orbit over a hastily made hab unit to house the hundreds of humanoid xenos there. One of the local Arbite's becomes infected after coming into contact with a black fluid during a routine house call.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:27 No.14179045
a champion of chaos turns down the offer to become a daemon prince and embarassing his patron god in front of everyone because he's not ready to commit that much to chaos and then gathers all his old buddies from his warband days and they go on a big chaos spree until he feels that he is ready to aspire to princehood and his patron god's gotten him a super sweet fortress with an awesome gun closet.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:28 No.14179055
district 9
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:28 No.14179059
Ghosts of Mars?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:29 No.14179064
A Judd Apatow movie of some kind.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:31 No.14179085
Also, cudos to you for opening this thing out. Double cudos because I can see a GW writer looking at that and going 'Hey, that might actually work...'
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:33 No.14179104

It sounds so god damn familar, but I can't put my tongue on it, could I get a hint?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:34 No.14179107
In the 41st century, an interstellar war between the Imperium of Man and the Tau is being fought. A human and a tau pilot engage in a spacecraft battle which results in both crash-landing on a foreign planet.

After initial hostilities, the two eventually learn to cooperate in order to survive. The human haunted by dreams of spaceships landing on the planet, leaves in search of help. He returns only to discover the Tau is pregnant and dies during childbirth.

He raises the Tau child as his own until one day rogue traders show up, take the Tau, and leave him for dead. He later awakens when one of the disposal servitors tries to steal the small book the Tau had given him years before.

He returns to the planet, pursued by the Imperial Navy, who then help him to destroy the rogue traders.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:34 No.14179117
Enemy Mine, Starring Dennis Quaid if im correct?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:35 No.14179119
Enemy MIne
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:35 No.14179121

You are correct, sir! Internets for you!
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:37 No.14179138
Nobody's got this one yet...
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:37 No.14179149
ummm he also has horse.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:37 No.14179153

Correct. And correct.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:38 No.14179163
Two Arbites from different planets and with completely different styles must work together to solve the kidnapping of a young girl.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:39 No.14179171
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:41 No.14179189
Would I be right in guessing that one of them doesn't want any trouble?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:42 No.14179205

babylon AD, AKA that other good Diesel movie
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:42 No.14179206
If the one that doesn't want any trouble also excels at combat with chairs and against many opponents then you would be correct.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:42 No.14179209
Rush Hour?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:43 No.14179217
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:45 No.14179241
This story follows mishaps and adventures of three men of the Imperium-an Inquisitor, a commissar, and a tech priest-as they attempt to adapt their lives to pseudo-fatherhood with the arrival of one of the men's love child
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:50 No.14179276
A squad of Guardsman are training in woodland when they're picked off one by one and eaten by, uh, Space Wolves. One of them survives, but his report of the attacks appears well below the latest Blood Bowl result in Imperial newscasts.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:51 No.14179285
A mad man attempts to direct a warp storm towards a planet in attempt to join Slannesh in the warp. It's up an Inqusitor and his crew to try to stop him.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:51 No.14179295

>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:52 No.14179298
Three men and a motherfuckin' baby, starring motherfuckin' Tom Selleck.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:53 No.14179320
Dog soldiers
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:53 No.14179326
Star Trek something: The Undiscovered Country
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:54 No.14179337

Star Trek: Generations
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:54 No.14179338
Somebody who's creative with titles, descriptions, and tags archive this.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:55 No.14179352
Star Trek yes, The Undiscovered Country no.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:56 No.14179364
Score! To the dude that said Predator: watch Dog Soldiers, it's kind of awesome! Just be ready for the Jaws-style 'when you actually see what they're running from, the effects are kind of shitty' bit.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:57 No.14179382
A team of Ultramarines fights chaos, or something. /tg/ watches it and hates it.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:57 No.14179384
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:58 No.14179389
the adventures of baron munchausen
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:58 No.14179390
Haha, good one.

Ultramarines: The Movie
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)00:59 No.14179398
I was worried nobody would get it.
A thousand fists brolicious.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:00 No.14179419

Dog Soldiers is a good watch. Just sucks that Sci-Fi channel has to kill it by showing it ten times a week.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:07 No.14179492
A grandfather is telling a story to his grandson about a beautiful young woman who lives on a farm on some faraway planet. Whenever she gives her farmhand an order, he answers "As you wish!" and happily complies. Eventually she realizes he loves her and admits her love for him. He leaves to seek his fortune so they can marry, but his ship is attacked by pirates.

Five years later, believing him dead, she reluctantly agrees to marry the planetary governor. Before the wedding, she is kidnapped by three outlaws: a short clever man from Tanith, a gigantic ogrin, and a fencing master, who seeks revenge against the six-fingered mutant who killed his father. The outlaws are pursued by the planetary governor with a complement of PDF soldiers, and also by a masked man in black.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:10 No.14179539
Still unanswered
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:11 No.14179561
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:14 No.14179599
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:16 No.14179610
Right country
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:20 No.14179659
Is it a movie about the Soviet battle for Hill 3234?
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:21 No.14179663
a grizzled arbites detective with problems at home is transferred to a remote mining outpost near the galactic rim; soon after, his wife leaves him, taking their son back with her to Terra.

trying to forget, the arbite drinks heavily and focuses on his job, concentrating on a series of strange murders that may or may not be related to a clandestine Spook smuggling operation with ties all the way to the top - the mining outpost supervisor.

armed with only with a combat shotgun and his mighty scowl, the arbite proceeds to bring deadly justice in the name of the Emperor to the backwater fringes of the galaxy.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:22 No.14179677
Correct. 9 Rota (9th company)
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:23 No.14179681
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:23 No.14179687

>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:23 No.14179691
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:27 No.14179731
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Right you are, lad.
>> Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)01:30 No.14179767
A techpriest gets trapped inside the world of a cogitator as he battles a corrupted machine spirit.