laughable

Haha D.C. Simpson is nuts.

Note the white boy equating the fictional suffering of his fursona with centuries of racial injustice.

Oh and bestiality.

WFIHOSKLDjSHDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Whut? Is this guy off his meds?

...go on.

I know a girl who catches things in her mouth.

Usually it's pineapple chunks, though. She's a lovely ladyfriend who loves sum food fightan.

>>9071754
YEAH, FUCK THAT DOG!

>>9071849
Yeah, I know a couple girls who can catch popcorn in their mouths when they throw it in the air. None of em have fur, either.

We now know the awful secret. "Raine," DCs fursona and star of his most recent comic, represents the dog that DC had (I'm sure TOTALLY CONSENSUAL) sex with when he was young. Then his parents cruelly tore him from his loving partner and "raine dog" is his way of expressing his angst over this early trauma.

slip a dick in her cloaca!

This would have been more easily swallowed if she assumed a more natural dog stance and he scratched her behind the ear or soemthing.

Taken from a blog post on the site:
"Raine's story is semiautobiographical in a weird sort of way, but then, all art is self-portraiture. Raine isn't me, Raine is Raine, but the fact that I've found this story compelling for so long I guess must say something about the themes being important to me."

>>9071804
Can't forget his shaving fetish/

>>9071873
MAMMALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>9071873
...dogs are placental mammals.

>>9071908
so that's not really a fursona, is it?

>>9071912
monotremes would like to have a word with you

>>9071912
That's not really something Morbo would know.

>>9071931
Terrifying penis is terrifying.

>>9071915
Yeah, like platypuses and stuff.

Guys lets not get derailed. DC Simpson is doing a comic about how he fucked a dog when he was young. Can't we focus on that?

>>9071921
Except it is, cause he roleplays as this bitty regularly on Second Life (as well as Millie).

And does perverse shit. Marvelous. Fuck, links to the porn he's DRAWN have been put on here before. If you don't realize Simpson is a furry at this point, you're missing out on some key /co/ discussions.

Dogs don't have cloacas.

>>9071990
Man I never even heard of him before today, calm down.

>>9071947
No one has a platypus fursona.
Some guys think they're an ednica because they think this stupid thing is an ednica

dogs can't talk

their cloacas get in the way

>>9071804
civil rights imagry, and is that shaved and tagged dog supposed to invoke the holocaust?

DC Simpson is white. Just so everybody knows.

>>9072005

How? Unless you've not been on /co/ long. There's semi-regularly threads related to his stuff.

>>9071976
I
Want to fuck a dog in the ass
(he wants to fuck a dog in the ass!)
I wanna fuck a dog! (that's right kids!)

>>9072006
Don't diss Knuckles. He has an awesome hat, or he did.

>>9072024
Okay, I don't give a shit if he's white asshole.

>>9072025
I've been on /co/ for years. I have never heard of this faggot before last week. He is not important.

sigh, when will people learn WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

DC SIMPSON HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PERSON

>>9072024
>shaved dog
That's imagery meant to incite Simpson to fapping

>>9072006

>>9072057
>>9072047
I don't know about you guys but this shit is hilarious.

>>9072049
Being white makes his heavy handed equation of animal rights to civil rights even more insulting than if he was a POC. Not that he would do this if he was, or even feel the need to, since the only reason furries do this shit is because of a need to be validated through persecution.

>>9072057
YO CATS DON'T DANCE USED THIS PLOT DEVICE TO

YOU BETTER START BITCHING ABOUT IT

>>9072047
I
Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Only found a dog
And her ass

>>9072094
Yeah, maybe if you're a racist piece of shit.

>>9072101
We
wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
fuck you

BUT DOGS AREN'T PEOPLE

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING

>>9072101
>>9072118
is this a real song?

Iv'e read Ozzy and Mellie comics.

I cant seem to wrap my head around te humor and/or style of the comic. Its daww, but then its serious, but overall not too funny.

And this new comic...we fuck I dont know what to think. *throws hands up in the air*

Fun fact: Most religious scriptures dont seem to feel the need to explain that animals dont have souls or an afterlife (this is because religion isn't generally geared towards the animals). Religious scriptures do tend to be pretty dead set against fucking animals, however, which may explain why DC uses this particular comic to rail against it.

saging for faggotry

>>9072142
LOL

enjoy your lack of soul

>>9072098
Done it before. Doesn't lead to crying and literally running home to mother's house (seriously, if you upset Simpson enough he'll go cry at his mom's for a week or so). Simpson is more fun to mock because he's delicate as a fucking china doll.

better than gunnershit fail

>>9072107
Maybe *what* if I'm a racist piece of shit? Your sentence doesn't make sense in reference to the post of mine you linked.

I get that you think I'm racist (because I think a white person equating civil rights to "dog rights" is racist) but I don't get exactly what you're referring to in this post.

So wait...the creator of Ozzie and Millie is a massive furfag and he had a sex change and fucked a dog as a kid?

...I used to like that comic too

I thought the first comic was just a light, fun joke but now after viewing all these I've come to the conclusion this kid is a nut.

>>9072142
YOU'VE GOT A SOUL?
OH YEAH?
WELL CHECK THIS OUT I GOT A TAIL
CHECK THIS SEXY THING OUT *WAG WAG WAG*

>>9072176
Maybe you're a racist piece of shit for hating on white people because of some shit a furfag is doing.

>>9072176
maybe youre being racist against white people by saying they cant talk about civil rights n stuf

>>9072156
I'm not saying I believe in god, I'm saying that DC simpson's distaste for religion is probably less based in the fact that there's no set system for dog souls to enter heaven and more based in the fact that arbitrary (from his perspective) and puritanical (again, from his perspective) taboos set by organized religion (also from his perspective) restrict his ability to fuck a dog in the cloaca.

>>9072142
Eh, old school traditional Christian churches and Orthodox Jews tend to ascribe souls to pretty much everything alive (and a bunch of shit that isn't), but the nature of the souls vary. It's not scriptural for the most part (just a few vague bible verses) and more a philosophical thing, but still.

>>9072190
fucking pwned those religionfags

kill whitey

kill whitey's dog

>>9072222
Good for him.

>>9072206
>>9072213
I'm sorry, I wasn't attacking white people in general, I was attacking white people who equate centuries of brutal oppression with the made up suffering of their fictional animal persona.

>>9072224

So his horrible dog beast would have some abominable evil abomination soul like the Nephilim, but more abominable! That's right, triple abomininininess!

So the question is, /co/... would you?

better than gunnerkrapp cunt

>>9072264
It's a valid analogy, is it not?

yeah bitch i bet you like that don't you you like that big fat human dick right in your cloaca

>>9072281
NO!

>>9072288
Yeah, yeah, we already covered that.

>>9072269
In Jewish mysticism when the nephilim were destroyed they became demons. Her dog beast? THREE DEMONS

BAM, A FURRY BLUE CEREBUS THAT WHINES AND WEARS A BERET

>>9072307
DOGS DO NOT HAVE FUCKING CLOACAS

>>9072365
BAM!

>>9072333

>>9072365

three berets.

...Seriously, the faggot wears a beret cause he think it looks more 'international'. It's like he learned all he knows about the outside world from Looney Tunes.

This would be so much cuter without the soapboxing.

>>9072452
This comic is ALL soapboxing about the right to fuck dogs.

But it's an important issue. Why WON'T you fuck your dog? She's old enough in dog years!

>>9072418
Elzar and his ability to bam, always emphasizing a point