A BOARD WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES?

MY JAR FULL OF BEES OUGHTA PUT A STOP TO THAT!

ANOTHER DAY SAVED BY...

THE BOARD HAS ONLY BECOME WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF BEES!

DR BEES HAS SAVED THE FUCKING DAY NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bees are important. Keep on buzzing, Dr. Bees!

>>65951747
>Implying bees aren't cute, non-violent, and vital to the ecosystem

Fuck this is anti-bee propaganda.

>>65951834
Bees are the best.
Bumblebees are fuzzy and not even aggressive.
Wasps are a useless gang of bandits who have no home or faith and should be eradicated for everyone's well being

>>65951876
>Eating outside
>Bee bro comes by to pollinate flowers right beside me
>minds his own business the entire time and then flies away

>Eating outside
>Fucking wasp tries to eat my food and dive right for my face to sting me to death
>Swat it away
>It keeps coming back
>Kill it
>Other wasps start coming in droves because that's apparently what they do when you kill one

Every wasp nest should be lit on fire.

>>65951997
>Every wasp nest should be lit on fire.
Isn't that exactly what they do in some parts of the country? Take a flamethrower to the fucking things?

Inb4 bee girls thread.

>>65952120
No, Happy Harry thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXOvNKdvUw

>>65952139

Happy Harry thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXXj0F_-Iz0

>>65951747

Hey. Hey, man. I can totally take care of that for you. Just say the word, man. Dead bees everywhere.

>>65952417
>one Japanese hornet can brutally decimate a whole beehive

why is nature so cruel?

>>65952417
bitch you're worse than the bees

god I hate Japan

>>65952029
I usually douse a mop with WD40 and crush the nests from a distance.

>>65951876
>wasps
>useless

They kill other pests, corn emits pheremones(or something similar)whenever its being eaten by locusts or whatever that signals wasps to come kill the offending bugs. Wasps are the bouncers of the insect world, yes they are assholes, but they keep worse assholes out of the bar/club.

>>65953165
Yeah, at least I can see and hear a wasp coming. They kill a lot of those silent poisonous fuckers that jump you. Also they eat ants.

>>65953165
They are far bigger assholes than bees, yet bees get a terrible reputation because the average faggot gets them confused with wasps.

Killer bees are shit, but honeybees are true bros and more useful than wasps.

>Play Ah Muzen Cab in smite
>Everyone shit talks him
>I bring the bees and rape games all day every day.

FUCK YEAH BEES

TRU DAT Y'ALL INDEED INEVITABLE BLACK GANG MEMBER

>>65952139
That picture.

"I ain't selling out, I'm buying in."

Bugs killing bugs killing bugs, but then comes the Cordyceps.
There's nothing worse than being eaten from the inside as you slowly lose your mind to your invader, then finally becoming a spore factory.

-b/10

made me laugh

>>65951876

SO EINFACH IST DAS

>>65953434
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME

>>65951834
What if they're nigger bees?

>>65957701
That's africanized honeybees

>>65953162
http://insects.about.com/od/antsbeeswasps/f/What-Good-Are-Wasps.htm

Apparently they cull insect populations from overgrowing. They're just assholes about it.

>>65952482
Until the Bees cook it alive.

What kind of asshole wasps do you guys have? Wasps here just mind their own business and buzz around not giving a shit about anything, they don't even attack you if you swat them away.

>>65959556
only native japanese bees does that.
traditional honeybees which are domesticated European bees doesn't, and guess which one produces the most honey?

>>65959679
traditional yellowjackets

>>65958059
Wasps are the sexiest eusocial insect

this cannot be denied

>>65959927
Yeah but how big of a problem are Japanese Hornets in places outside of Japan?

>>65960001
Lot of people produce honey in Japan with European bees instead of importing honey.
Apparently their native bees are that shitty at producing honey.

>>65960056
Ah I see. Yeah that could be an issue I guess.

Would you fund a series animated by Harry Partridge?

>>65960112
Only if it has sexy wasps

>>65960112
By paying money? No.

And where would that even air? AS?

One time I was just sitting outside on a nice day watching a caterpillar crawl around.

I saw a wasp land on top of it. It bit the caterpillar's head until it stopped wriggling and then picked it up and flew away with it. This caterpillar was larger than the wasp as well.

I haven't tried to commune with nature since that day.

>>65960365
What.

BEES?

>>65960365
It's your own fault. Why would you assume nature had anything nice to say? Have you ever been outside? That bitch is crazy?

>>65952417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY&list=FLZVgaD7VNPJWa71S0K_kqFw&index=8

Beezz?

>>65951997
>not sharing your food with the wasps and marvelling at how they cut lil bits of meat with their cool mandibles

shit stain

>>65951997
>Fucking wasp tries to eat my food
Oh, no. I am sure the wasp would have took your whole plate

>dive right for my face to sting me to death
If you are not allergic to wasp poison pussy

>>65960511
Fucking lels

>>65951719
bees are pollinators. that's an extremely important job for nature. if all the bees disappear you can be damned sure that atleast 2/3rds of the worlds population will starve to death.
plus rumors say their venom can literally cure HIV.

Sure bees kill you but that's because you pissed them off. wasps and hornets would wreck the shit out of you just because they're assholes.plus they don't do jack shit they just exist.

give me one real reason I should hate bees.

Okay Bee/Harry Partridge general, do you think we'll get more shorts that imitate old cartoons? Michael the Terrible Boyfriend and Hal the Misinterpretive Pornstar are some of my favorite youtube shorts.

>>65951997
>Other wasps start coming in droves because that's apparently what they do when you kill one
Do you want to know why wasps do this?

You know how when a bee 'marks' you to have the hive he's a part of attack you? Wasps do the same thing but, other wasps follow the mark as well.

>>65960754
Their women are sexy yet too small to fuck.

>>65960482
Yeah my mistake. Not making it again.

>>65960660

Underrated post

>Move into new house
>Reach under the sink to place dishwashing liquid
>Violent buzzing ensues and a wasp dives at my hand, luckily face-first
>Wasps coming in through vents
>HUGE wasp nest under the reservoir on the toilet
>Have to poop VERY carefully
>Sometimes wasps in beds or under couch pillows when I lay down and get my shit stung
>Hiding in my electronics and getting pissed when I turn them on

I've since dealt with them all. /an/ was right. /an is ALWAYS right. Fuck wasps. Fuck those bastards. I don't care if they protect the Blue-Footed Kale plant from pests. I'll stop eating Kale. Fucking genocide those bastards.

Yellow jackets ate worse than wasps.
Fuckers will float near you and get pissed off because you exist and then start chasing you.

>>65953165
That's what spiders are for.

>Hive race
>they're always psychically led by a Queen
>Killing the queen causes the entire hive to keel over

Ender's Game almost did it right, but I want to see more sci-fi that explores the implications of an intelligent hive race.

Imagine: the queen is just a baby factory. Individuals can be guided by pheromones, but since they can still make independent and intelligent decisions. But even though they can act independently, they don't actually possess individuality like humans do.

It's a neat thing to think about.

>>65962255
And whenever a rival queen shows up, it's a battle between which pheromone is stronger

>>65953165
People shouldn't be eating that much corn in the first place anyway.

Not that industry bribed 'experts' will ever admit to that.

>>65961983
Why do people hate spiders, out of all bugs? They're just cool

Now crane flies, there's something that should not be. Jesus.That and horseflies

>>65962530
Holy shit that's a big fucking steak that he's just leaving out on the counter to spoil.

>>65951834
I have to admit that bees are probably the cutest insect. Have you ever seen how ugly butterflies are up close?

>>65963106
That's a Horsefly, nigga.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>65963106
Thanks you asshole.
It's not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

>>65962255
I'm tired of eusocial insect aliens.

But the Hive Queen in the movie was a qt

>>65962964
>not knowing you're supposed to let your meat come to room temperature right before you cook it

it's like you want it to overcook

>>65963201
speaking of non-social insect races, I had the idea of a race of spider people who all live completely isolated from each other. They communicate with each other using super strong, super long webs that can transfer vibrations and information.

In essence, a race of hikkomoris who spend their days arguing on the web.

>>65963231
But breakfast is right there in the pan (all being cooked at once in one pan for some reason), he's not cooking it now. How much shit can you eat in one meal?

>>65963106
See, that's the shit I'm talking about. Bees did a bang-up job of being cute for fucking disgusting insects.

>>65963106
>>65963560
Why the fuck do our brains find insect faces so fucking horrifying, anyway?

>>65963733
You're neighbors are a bunch of bitch-niggas

>>65953374
Are you by any chance CoveredinBees?

>>65963733
Kill them and feed their meat to your preciouses

>>65957701
>>65957902
OC Donut Steel

>>65960216
Man, bees are cute.

>>65962875
>>65961983
SIDF up in this thread.

>>65963956
>gangbanger bee
Just had a mental vision of a group of 'humanized' African bees doing a fly-by shootout

One time there was a bee sitting on my porch, so I poke it, and it's right rear two legs sorta reared up like it was stretching. It kept doing that until I put it on a flower.
That bee was so wasted

>>65963500
>all being cooked at once in one pan for some reason

That reason is that eggs cooked in bacon grease are delicious, and an efficient way of getting said grease out of the pan.

>>65963867
Well I guess the the area would become very busy with bees and it only takes some idiot kid to get stung before I'm held responsible for them.

Plus don't they get hostile if people go near their hive? I'd like to do my gardening without a beekeeper suit.

>>65963956
Amazing

>>65960511
For the glory of the Hiveperium!

>>65964080
When a bee gets a little to much nectar, she was to rest so her stomach can digest some of it.
She just had a full tummy anon.

>>65964101
If you put it at a bit of a distance it would be fine, probably.
And fuck kids, they just tun off screaming before they touch bees. Bees are chill as fuck, if you get stung, it's your own damn fault.

>>65964037
What'chu gon do about it?

>>65960836

Wasps also get more aggressive the bigger fuss you make. Wasps in my area usually go away if you wave at them a little with your hand.

>>65964177
It was still fucking hilarious.

>>65962255
IIRC Sword of the Stars had something cool with Hivers. They were acting as individuals and were governed by princesses and princes, there was one queen per hive and Hivers simply adored their queen.
Or something like that, my only experience is wth The Pit and what I've seen on /tg/.

They're ant people tough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

My sides

>>65964080
You probably saved that bees life anon. You should feel proud

>>65961310
Um, did the real estate agent or previous own tell you there was a fucking wasp infestation? If no, did you sue the shit out of them for leaving out that little detail?

>>65964203
Technically, you break no rules with your presence. Just know that not all of use are taken in by your lies.

>>65964203
Smash you with a boot.

>>65963591
Because their faces are all wrong?
They have these strange pincers instead of mouths (or something even weirder), either giant segmented eyes or dead-looking dots, weird creepy scales and hair, various mandibles, antennae and other weird shit.
And they're hexapodal instead of quadru- or biped to boot.

Also, we're not used to see them this large, so when you look at a zoomed in photo, you're surprised.

>>65960754

>if all the bees disappear you can be damned sure that atleast 2/3rds of the worlds population will starve to death.

It's not thaaat bad. All cereals, corn and rice don't need any bees. Any root vegetable like carots neither. Many plants have more fruits if they get bees, but can do without them (tomatoes, potatoe plants afaik).

It's gonna be bad, but not that bad. Especially if some fat fucks stop eating that much meat.

>>65964076
>>65964149
It was supposed to be a series of stories about insect doing adult things; the bees would be either serving drinks or pole dancing in a honey bar and one day the africanized bee would be hired, scaring all the honey bees.
There was also a gay mantis who wasn't actually gay, just scared of a female eating him during sex
And yellowjacket who beat his girlfriend
But then I realized that a) there was a stupid webcomic with a similar premise before and b) I wouldn't know how to write this stuff, being very sheltered and all.

>>65959679
where the fuck do you live? north american wasps are aggressive as fuck. hornets and bees, on the other hand, are harmless misunderstood qts.

>>65962964
>Have you ever seen how ugly butterflies are up close?
But moths are cute, r-right?

>>65965039
Moths and jumping spiders look so innocent.
Did you know jumping spiders sometimes put water droplets on their heads as hats?

>>65960701
>Wanting disgusting wasp germs all over your food

You don't even know where those niggers have been.

And you don't have to be allergic to worry about stings, a woman in my city recently died from 15 wasp stings and she apparently wasn't allergic at all. Those fuckers are kill machines.

>>65963733

What was your living situation? Like, how big was your yard or were you in an apartment building?

Here's a guide on how to do it legally. Your neighbors don't have much say so long as you're within regulations.

http://modernfarmer.com/2013/05/dear-modern-farmer-how-do-i-legally-start-an-urban-bee-hive/

Beekeeping is a fantastic, low-cost/low-time-commitment hobby that you can even make money off of if you sell your honey and wax at farmer's markets.

>>65965058
That's the cutest and most terrifying thing ever.

>>65966060
Thanks for the info. We have gardens but they're pretty small, so it's likely that people will noticed an increase in bees flying around. They're certainly not going to like that during BBQs in summer,

>>65963356
What in fuck is that?

>>65968014
Have you never seen an xbox controller before?

>>65968987
What?

>>65969048
I think he meant >>>/z/

>>65957902
pc police pls go