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91 KB Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:18 No.6219229  
Tomorrow you wake up to find you are a skrull. As you look around you are on a skrull ship in orbit around earth. You have your own memories. The only other form you can turn into is your normal human body. Now what do you do from here?
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:21 No.6219247
since i am a shape shifter, i turn my balls into a pussy and stretch out my cock and fuck myself
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219256
Fuck some she-skrulls.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219261
Oh, hey /d/. You invading /co/ as well as /v/ today?
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219262
get some strawberries and pickles.
>> Snapper Carr 10/14/08(Tue)17:23 No.6219265
Rub my skrull chin for about an hour.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:23 No.6219268
What the fuck is a skrull?
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:24 No.6219272
Find out how exactly "skrull" is pronounced.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:24 No.6219274
imagine all the penises you could make with your fingers and toes
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219282
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fuck the living shit out of the Skrull Queen
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219284
your mom.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219288
Beat off while rubbing my Skrull chin.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:27 No.6219301
Beat off to your mom while rubbing my Skrull chin as the Skrull queen watches and fucks herself with her own dick and dick fingers
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:27 No.6219302
Turn into Spiderwoman and find a mirror to masturbate
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:28 No.6219309
Turn my nipples into green dicks and squirt skrull milk
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:28 No.6219313
Turn into Joe Q., show up at the Marvel HQ and get myself fired.

And then hire a hitman to assassinate me, then turn into Stan Lee and go fuck Jack Kirby's wife.

Ahhh, the good stuff.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:29 No.6219325
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>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:29 No.6219327
shape shift another head of myself and make out with it
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:31 No.6219339
turn my belly button into a vagina and stomach fuck myself
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:33 No.6219353
eat strawberries with pickles.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:34 No.6219361
shape shift my hand into a cucumber and fuck the living shit out of myself till the cucumber turns into a pickle. celebrate with eating strawberries and pickles
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:35 No.6219368
turn into a young girl with a giant black xenomorph dick
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:37 No.6219380
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>>this thread
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:41 No.6219415
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ITT Canon Gay
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:42 No.6219424
It's not gay if there is a pussy and a penis on the same body
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:44 No.6219437
Drink a coke
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:44 No.6219439
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:45 No.6219443
shape shift my dick into a horse cock, and then shape shift my balls into a dogs dick. fuck the shit out of the pussy's that grew from my arms
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:46 No.6219450
Really, with only one woman around being Gay is simply being ahead of the curb.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:49 No.6219477
>The only other form you can turn into is your normal human body
Wouldn't that make you kind of a shitty skrull?
>> Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 10/14/08(Tue)17:50 No.6219501
Turn my hand into a vagina and have sex
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:52 No.6219513
Subvert the secret invasion.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:54 No.6219544
subvert the secret invasion by laying eggs into every female Marvel character with all my dick tentacles
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:54 No.6219545
I like how every response is some kind of horrible masturbation.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:55 No.6219554
horrible? or is it sensual, wonderful and hot
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:57 No.6219565
turn my ears and eyes into giant dicks and fuck my mouth
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:57 No.6219569
I like how every response is the same /d/ickhead.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:58 No.6219585
Seems like I'm the only person who actually read the OP.

>The only other form you can turn into is your normal human body.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:58 No.6219586
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Ah, of course, my mistake.
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:59 No.6219590
>> Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)18:05 No.6219680
If I can only take my human form, what kind of skrull would I be? But if that's all I can do, I would do everything in my power to woo the skrull queen, or Lyja.