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Characters who would do well with a Green Lantern ring. Optional: Post their take on the Oath.

Pic related. It'd kinda function like a symbiote, with infinite "webbing" and increased power but, y'know, no... parasitic aspect. Also, no chance of getting his costume taken off.

In brighest day, in darkest night
I spin my web with justice's might
Let all evil feel the Spider's bite
Great power, responsibility, Green Lantern's Light!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:03 No.6122009
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well fuck ya shit!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:05 No.6122026
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Bring it, bitch.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:05 No.6122028
Team Rocket.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:08 No.6122055
Spider-Man doesn't need a faggy ring.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:09 No.6122063
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'n nicest joint or 'n the nastiest dive
You'll have to deal with dese ever lovin' Blue eyes
So don't go pinchin' no dimes
'cause you won't need no watch to tell you it's CLOBBERIN' TIME

Oh yeah, and 'dis here intervention is brought to ya' by the kindness of the big headed blue guys in space and 'dere magic jewelery
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:10 No.6122071
Is there no line between DC and marvel these days?
>> Penguin God !h3Q.DfHKtQ 10/07/08(Tue)02:10 No.6122077
Why should there be?
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:10 No.6122078
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oh how much we HATE you!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:12 No.6122091

>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:12 No.6122097
Not what he needs. He'd just be good with it. He didn't NEED the symbiote.
Glorious. Absolutely glorious.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:13 No.6122107
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In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power.. my autographed picture of Bea Arthur's ass!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:13 No.6122108
>> Askal !STRAYikXZY 10/07/08(Tue)02:16 No.6122127
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>> Red 10/07/08(Tue)02:17 No.6122146
>> Askal !STRAYikXZY 10/07/08(Tue)02:19 No.6122160


I think that had more to do with showing Walker up than his speech.
>> Awesome Man !!2fdAWgBLj4j 10/07/08(Tue)02:20 No.6122179
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And here I am to fuck it up with a mixture of /v/ and ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.
My galka from Final Fantasy XI! He's awesome.

In brightest days, or against darkest gods
I will fight against amazing odds
With goddess' blessing and these fist's might,
I'll shine through the darkness with Green Lantern's light!
>> Bea 10/07/08(Tue)02:21 No.6122194

Cap always seems to be bursting out of his pants.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:22 No.6122204
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In brightest day, in darkest night
Lady Liberty's torch shines its guiding light
My shield protects all that is good and right
The colors of freedom - Green, Red, Blue, and White!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:23 No.6122213
gtfo Peach
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:23 No.6122220
It's the righteous cock of America.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:30 No.6122276
In brightest day, in drunkest night
I eat chimichangas and watch Bea's butt so tight
Kill most anyone if the price is right.
Now in little green boxes - Deadpool's might!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:41 No.6122399
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My Galka > your galka.
>> Askal !STRAYikXZY 10/07/08(Tue)02:43 No.6122419
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Cap > both your galkas
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:47 No.6122451
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This needes to be here
>> WootZoot !Db9arrMmM2 10/07/08(Tue)02:51 No.6122495
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As I prance across this land
All evil will fall by my hand
With strength and love and furry friends
All will respect Squirrel Lantern's command!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:52 No.6122504
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>> /co/ newfag 10/07/08(Tue)02:52 No.6122508
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:57 No.6122555
This has barely gone anywhere and I want this archive anyway, why is that?
>> Askal !STRAYikXZY 10/07/08(Tue)02:59 No.6122576

HOLY YES. A million times yes.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:03 No.6122617
(imagination + willpower)*Calvin = HOLY SHIT.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:05 No.6122631
(imagination + willpower)*Calvin = anti-life
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:06 No.6122636
>> Durandal !!KQ9lUVSaiif 10/07/08(Tue)03:06 No.6122642
I cannot agree more.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:07 No.6122644
calvin IS a GL. he was rendered comatose in battle and all his adventures with hobbes are constructs created by the ring in his mind, while he heals
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:08 No.6122654
/co/ - Awesome.

Where are the drawfags?
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:10 No.6122673
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>> The Amazing Writer-Man 10/07/08(Tue)03:13 No.6122692
Because it is AWESOME.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:13 No.6122698
If I were to go all out on a Calvin as GL comic and slap it on the net, would you read it?
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:15 No.6122705
What no Duck Dodgers yet? You suck /co/
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:15 No.6122713
Then I must archive this then
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:18 No.6122734

>> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 10/07/08(Tue)03:20 No.6122750
A thousand propane fueled internets to the anon who posts Hank's GL oath.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:21 No.6122758

Like the fist of the north star.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:22 No.6122762
And masturbate.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:22 No.6122772
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In handsomest day, in ugliest night
Let all appreciate my buns so tight
Let those can't appreciate such a pretty sight
Beware my beauty, and I guess Green Lantern's light
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:23 No.6122774
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:23 No.6122777
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In darkest ground, in deepest space
Evil will cower at my manly face,
Push until they have withdrawn,
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:23 No.6122778
>all sentient beings are for who I fight

Oh, Optimus. I thought about reposting that macro with "whom" in there, but the syntax is so mangled it's not worth worrying about.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:25 No.6122790
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>> Skip 10/07/08(Tue)03:25 No.6122797

well its not like he used it.

Could a Terminator be a Green Lantern?
>> Snapper Carr 10/07/08(Tue)03:26 No.6122800
Sorry, he can't use one.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:27 No.6122821
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:29 No.6122841
Gotta get back,back to Oa,Jack jack jack
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:32 No.6122859
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:32 No.6122860
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:33 No.6122866
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>> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 10/07/08(Tue)03:34 No.6122880
Mo-ther fucker.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:36 No.6122896
In darkest future, in brightest past,
In all my battles, my final strike is the last
With this ring in the left hand and my sword in the right
Beware, Aku. You're in Lantern-Jack's sight.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:36 No.6122898
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[Spoiler]Meowth! That's right![/Spoiler]
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:37 No.6122904
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In toughest fight, in fastest race
All evil shall be punched in the face
Let all those who elude the hunt
Be struck with mighty FALCON PUNCH!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:38 No.6122913
i can't see Jack saying all those words.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:38 No.6122914
spoiler, not Spoiler
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:39 No.6122918
If you're a villain, you've got to know that any character whose "In the Name of the Moon" includes the words "Punched in the face" is totally going to wreck your shit.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:39 No.6122921
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Let our powers combine!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:40 No.6122934
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:41 No.6122940

He already has fucking 5 power rings of all colours.
>> The Amazing Writer-Man 10/07/08(Tue)03:41 No.6122942
On the internet and IRL
Spans Dexter Douglas' triumphant yell
He transforms, dons the ring, and makes evil annoyed
By the new superbeing, Green Freakazoid!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:43 No.6122968
Oh God, archive.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:48 No.6123016

Ha ha, oh wow.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:48 No.6123022
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Mmrph mrrnm dmmm, Mmrph mfm nrrrm
Mmrnm mmvm mph Mmrnmhrm
Rrm mrr mm mphmm mmvmr mrnn
Mph mphm mm nn, MRNN MNNRN MMD!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:51 No.6123050
Fighting the dark, with sarcasm and snark,
Cutting through the night like a wolfbat's bark.
Space sword, boomerang and ex-girlfriend the moon,
Sokka Lantern makin' all the ladies swoon!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:52 No.6123060
That was beautiful, man.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:55 No.6123082

I can see it, man. I see the light. Its beautiful.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:56 No.6123090
I had to read that to know the premise. from the picture, I thought Ben Ten just discovered the coolest alien in his gizmo thing ever.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:57 No.6123097
Sent here to this evil place
This desolate future, I must erase
Knowing righteousness and what's true
With this ring, I shall defeat Aku!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:02 No.6123144
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In brightest day or blackest night
We'd really rather not have to fight
When evil's minions bar the way
The smart Green Lanterns RUN AWAY!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:03 No.6123146
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This yellow ring, not fashion mere
is powered for great feats by fear
My purpose now is made quite clear:
To punish those who are...... naughty.
>> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:04 No.6123154
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Someone do the Oath, I'm terrible at these things.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:04 No.6123158
You sir, have just won this thread.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:05 No.6123163
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from the cleanest people and dirtiest places
I hail from trolling fanfic disgraces
To all those who would abuse their powers
Come on guys, let's hit those showers!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:08 No.6123182
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago,
We have a fully charged set of power rings,
a half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:08 No.6123188
I have this poster right behind me.
That was creepy.
>> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:09 No.6123191
Also: Hope Corps. Definitely Hope Corps.
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:13 No.6123214
This started off slowly, then became awesome in the second half.
>> The Amazing Writer-Man 10/07/08(Tue)04:15 No.6123228
That's kind of how I roll.
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:19 No.6123247
could someone post the comic this is from? I was telling my gf about it but failed miserably in it's description.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:21 No.6123260
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In bonkest day and boinkest night
No sniper will escape my bat's sight
running past sentries far and near
hey hardhat, we need a dispensah here
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:22 No.6123266
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I have them all if you want
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:24 No.6123289
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In brightest day and blackest night
My sentry's got you in its sights
If you come for the intel, you better run
Or wind up dead when I build more gun.
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:26 No.6123302
Sure, why not.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:27 No.6123309
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:27 No.6123311
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:28 No.6123315
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:29 No.6123322
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:29 No.6123323
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>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:29 No.6123324

Why are you doing this in the middle of an unrelated thread stop it please
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:30 No.6123326
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>> Ted Fufu 10/07/08(Tue)04:31 No.6123336
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In snikt snikt bub, in snikting bubs,
No bub unsnikted.
Snikt Snikt bub no snikt
Snikt snikt ... SNIKTBUB!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:33 No.6123345
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Finally got this to work. It looks good, I think.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:34 No.6123353
You must be new to /co/
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:35 No.6123356
I am speechless.

I'm not sure if it's in the good way or bad way, yet.
>> Fulgrim !!dkhq6Icu2zo 10/07/08(Tue)04:35 No.6123359

Reading this is like eating glass made of bees.
Horrible yet fascinating.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:36 No.6123368
It's beautiful.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:38 No.6123376

No, just don't understand how derailing a perfectly good /co/ thread with ancient /v/ memes doesn't suck.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:39 No.6123379

The best part, is that I think I know what he meant...
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:39 No.6123380
because I asked for them. And Anon is delivering. That's how things work.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:41 No.6123389

No. Deliver in another thread. This one's already for something.
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:41 No.6123393

I think I can understand it too. This terrifies me.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:49 No.6123447

Agreed. It's not nice to hijack threads, especially when the OP's premise is awesome. Please just start a new thread and leave a link to it here.
>> Legion 10/07/08(Tue)04:58 No.6123486
But that's much harder!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:01 No.6123500
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I've got an idea, now that the imagedump is over, let's derail this thread by starting a an arguement over derailment etiquette
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:02 No.6123505
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I've waited long both day and night
Too prove my genius and birthright
I'll beat Richards and his powers elastic
And prove my ring beats four fantastic
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:03 No.6123515
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Feel the rhythm
Feel the rhyme
Look out y'all
It's bobsled time!
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:23 No.6123625
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By slowest walk in fastest run,
It matters not how far I've come,
Let all weak heroes try to hide,
for a yellow ring hangs by my side.
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:28 No.6123655
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In darkest night in brightest day,
no one can stand in my mights way,
although im not Hals biggest fan,
beware the light of the goddamn Batman
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:36 No.6123697
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Changed by music,
charged by Rock,
with the power of hope all greed i stop,
all fat cats straighten up and fly right,
because i wield the azure light
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:42 No.6123726
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the day is bright and so is I,
wif dis shiny ring i can fly,
though i is only six years old,
with dis power im brave & bold
>> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:44 No.6123732

I just want you to know I hate you and you suck at liking music.