well fuck ya shit!

>>6122009
Bring it, bitch.

Team Rocket.

Spider-Man doesn't need a faggy ring.

'n nicest joint or 'n the nastiest dive
You'll have to deal with dese ever lovin' Blue eyes
So don't go pinchin' no dimes
'cause you won't need no watch to tell you it's CLOBBERIN' TIME

Oh yeah, and 'dis here intervention is brought to ya' by the kindness of the big headed blue guys in space and 'dere magic jewelery

Is there no line between DC and marvel these days?

>>6122071
Why should there be?

>>6122026
oh how much we HATE you!

>>6122078
BUT RED VENOM WAS ALREADY IN TEH THREAD AS YELLOW RED VENOM LANTERN.

OH GOD MY BRAIN

>>6122055
Not what he needs. He'd just be good with it. He didn't NEED the symbiote.
>>6122063
Glorious. Absolutely glorious.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power.. my autographed picture of Bea Arthur's ass!

>>6122091
THEN WHO WAS PHONE

>>6122127
DAT BULGE

>>6122146

I KNOW RIGHT

I think that had more to do with showing Walker up than his speech.

And here I am to fuck it up with a mixture of /v/ and ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.
My galka from Final Fantasy XI! He's awesome.

In brightest days, or against darkest gods
I will fight against amazing odds
With goddess' blessing and these fist's might,
I'll shine through the darkness with Green Lantern's light!

>>6122146

Cap always seems to be bursting out of his pants.

In brightest day, in darkest night
Lady Liberty's torch shines its guiding light
My shield protects all that is good and right
The colors of freedom - Green, Red, Blue, and White!

>>6122179
gtfo Peach

>>6122194
It's the righteous cock of America.

>>6122107
In brightest day, in drunkest night
I eat chimichangas and watch Bea's butt so tight
Kill most anyone if the price is right.
Now in little green boxes - Deadpool's might!

>>6122179

My Galka > your galka.

Cap > both your galkas

This needes to be here

As I prance across this land
All evil will fall by my hand
With strength and love and furry friends
All will respect Squirrel Lantern's command!

>>6122063

This has barely gone anywhere and I want this archive anyway, why is that?

>>6122508

HOLY YES. A million times yes.

>>6122508
(imagination + willpower)*Calvin = HOLY SHIT.

>>6122617
(imagination + willpower)*Calvin = anti-life

>>6122508
MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS AWESOME

>>6122508
I cannot agree more.

calvin IS a GL. he was rendered comatose in battle and all his adventures with hobbes are constructs created by the ring in his mind, while he heals

/co/ - Awesome.

Where are the drawfags?

>>6122654
Seconded.

DRAWFAGS- ASSEMBLE!

>>6122555
Because it is AWESOME.

If I were to go all out on a Calvin as GL comic and slap it on the net, would you read it?

What no Duck Dodgers yet? You suck /co/

>>6122692
Then I must archive this then

>>6122698

Yes.

A thousand propane fueled internets to the anon who posts Hank's GL oath.

>>6122698

Like the fist of the north star.

>>6122698
And masturbate.

In handsomest day, in ugliest night
Let all appreciate my buns so tight
Let those can't appreciate such a pretty sight
Beware my beauty, and I guess Green Lantern's light

/thread

In darkest ground, in deepest space
Evil will cower at my manly face,
Push until they have withdrawn,
GUREEN LANTERN: SPEEN ON

>>6122451
>all sentient beings are for who I fight

Oh, Optimus. I thought about reposting that macro with "whom" in there, but the syntax is so mangled it's not worth worrying about.

>>6122747

>>6122774

well its not like he used it.

Could a Terminator be a Green Lantern?

>>6122774
Sorry, he can't use one.

>>6122821
Gotta get back,back to Oa,Jack jack jack

>>6122821
AKU!

>>6122866
>>6122078
>>6122009
Mo-ther fucker.

>>6122821
In darkest future, in brightest past,
In all my battles, my final strike is the last
With this ring in the left hand and my sword in the right
Beware, Aku. You're in Lantern-Jack's sight.

>>6121996
>>6122063
>>6122107
>>6122179
>>6122204
>>6122276
>>6122451
>>6122495
>>6122772
>>6122777

[Spoiler]Meowth! That's right![/Spoiler]

In toughest fight, in fastest race
All evil shall be punched in the face
Let all those who elude the hunt
Be struck with mighty FALCON PUNCH!

>>6122896
i can't see Jack saying all those words.

>>6122898
spoiler, not Spoiler

>>6122904
If you're a villain, you've got to know that any character whose "In the Name of the Moon" includes the words "Punched in the face" is totally going to wreck your shit.

Let our powers combine!

>>6122921

He already has fucking 5 power rings of all colours.

>>6122859
On the internet and IRL
Spans Dexter Douglas' triumphant yell
He transforms, dons the ring, and makes evil annoyed
By the new superbeing, Green Freakazoid!

Oh God, archive.

>>6122796

Ha ha, oh wow.

Mmrph mrrnm dmmm, Mmrph mfm nrrrm
Mmrnm mmvm mph Mmrnmhrm
Rrm mrr mm mphmm mmvmr mrnn
Mph mphm mm nn, MRNN MNNRN MMD!

>>6122934
Fighting the dark, with sarcasm and snark,
Cutting through the night like a wolfbat's bark.
Space sword, boomerang and ex-girlfriend the moon,
Sokka Lantern makin' all the ladies swoon!

>>6123022
That was beautiful, man.

>>6123022

I can see it, man. I see the light. Its beautiful.

I had to read that to know the premise. from the picture, I thought Ben Ten just discovered the coolest alien in his gizmo thing ever.

>>6122821
Sent here to this evil place
This desolate future, I must erase
Knowing righteousness and what's true
With this ring, I shall defeat Aku!

In brightest day or blackest night
We'd really rather not have to fight
When evil's minions bar the way
The smart Green Lanterns RUN AWAY!

This yellow ring, not fashion mere
is powered for great feats by fear
My purpose now is made quite clear:
To punish those who are...... naughty.

Someone do the Oath, I'm terrible at these things.

>>6123146
You sir, have just won this thread.

from the cleanest people and dirtiest places
I hail from trolling fanfic disgraces
To all those who would abuse their powers
Come on guys, let's hit those showers!

>>6123154
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago,
We have a fully charged set of power rings,
a half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.

>>6123182
>>6123154
I have this poster right behind me.
That was creepy.

>>6123182
Also: Hope Corps. Definitely Hope Corps.

>>6122942
This started off slowly, then became awesome in the second half.

>>6123214
That's kind of how I roll.

>>6123163
could someone post the comic this is from? I was telling my gf about it but failed miserably in it's description.

In bonkest day and boinkest night
No sniper will escape my bat's sight
running past sentries far and near
hey hardhat, we need a dispensah here

>>6123247
I have them all if you want

In brightest day and blackest night
My sentry's got you in its sights
If you come for the intel, you better run
Or wind up dead when I build more gun.

>>6123266
Sure, why not.

>>6123302

>>6123309
>>6123311
>>6123315
>>6123322

Why are you doing this in the middle of an unrelated thread stop it please

In snikt snikt bub, in snikting bubs,
No bub unsnikted.
Snikt Snikt bub no snikt
Snikt snikt ... SNIKTBUB!

Finally got this to work. It looks good, I think.

>>6123324
You must be new to /co/

>>6123336
I am speechless.

I'm not sure if it's in the good way or bad way, yet.

>>6123323

Reading this is like eating glass made of bees.
Horrible yet fascinating.

>>6123336
It's beautiful.

>>6123353

No, just don't understand how derailing a perfectly good /co/ thread with ancient /v/ memes doesn't suck.

>>6123336
>>6123356
>>6123368

The best part, is that I think I know what he meant...

>>6123376
because I asked for them. And Anon is delivering. That's how things work.

>>6123380

No. Deliver in another thread. This one's already for something.

>>6123379
oh
my
god

I think I can understand it too. This terrifies me.

>>6123389

Agreed. It's not nice to hijack threads, especially when the OP's premise is awesome. Please just start a new thread and leave a link to it here.

>>6123447
But that's much harder!

>>6123447
>>6123389
>>6123380
>>6123376
I've got an idea, now that the imagedump is over, let's derail this thread by starting a an arguement over derailment etiquette

I've waited long both day and night
Too prove my genius and birthright
I'll beat Richards and his powers elastic
And prove my ring beats four fantastic

Feel the rhythm
Feel the rhyme
Look out y'all
It's bobsled time!

By slowest walk in fastest run,
It matters not how far I've come,
Let all weak heroes try to hide,
for a yellow ring hangs by my side.

In darkest night in brightest day,
no one can stand in my mights way,
although im not Hals biggest fan,
beware the light of the goddamn Batman

Changed by music,
charged by Rock,
with the power of hope all greed i stop,
all fat cats straighten up and fly right,
because i wield the azure light

the day is bright and so is I,
wif dis shiny ring i can fly,
though i is only six years old,
with dis power im brave & bold

>>6123697

I just want you to know I hate you and you suck at liking music.