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>In October 2013, the film's production team spent a week in Shanghai with their production partners at Oriental DreamWorks. While there, they were treated to some authentic Chinese "experiences" by the ODW team to help them incorporate ideas for the film; these included "a tea ceremony, incense ceremony, high kicking Kung Fu action, as well as wedding ceremonies from the Tang, Song, and Qing dynasties."
>The other four members of the Furious Five will never get screen time so long as these two are alive.
Also, this makes the next movie pretty predictable in terms of character development. Po/Tigress will probably happen to some degree.
DW/KFP thread anyone?
>>60537804>The other four members of the Furious Five will never get screen time so long as these two are alive.
Which is sad because each of these characters could probably pull their own weight in a solo movie.
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The KFP fandom is weird and has shit taste. They always write Po as some sort of knight in shinning armor for Tigress when in reality she is a fucking bitch. Seriously in the second movie Crane breaks his wing, you know the thing he uses to block with and Tigress being the cunt she is has Po stay back because he was dealing with MUH ISSUES but no the guy with the broken fighting tool can come along.
I hope Po beats the shit out of her in the third movie for her bitchyness.
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>>60537804>a tea ceremony
Could be cute.
Is the season final for the show tomorrow? The emperor is suppose to show up.
Nick scheduling shit is maddening.
>>60538077>The KFP fandom is weird and has shit taste.
I decided to go to deviant art and look up some KFP fanart and got flooded by Shen/Viper stuff.
Turns out it has a group of like 300 people that follow it.
WTF? It's been a year or so since I've seen the sequel but do Viper and Shen even talk to eachother?
>Tigress will never end up as big as Po
am I the only one who wishes the characters had actual names?
>Hi I'm Po Ping the Panda. I'm known as the Dragon Warrior.
>I'm Tigress the Tigress. I'm known as Tigress.
>>60538689>am I the only one who wishes the characters had actual names?
Its weird that Oogway managed to find 5 animals who, were not only named after what they were, but just so happened to have the potential to master said fighting style they were named after.
And its not like we see many other Masters named after their animal.
hasn't it occured to you that they were all either a bunch of nobodies, orphans or outcasts that willingly gave up their names?
The problem with that theory, if you take LOA to be cannon then you run into the issue of why Crane's mom refers to him as Crane instead of what ever name she gave him. In the beginning of that episode she didn't know he was some great master, so if they did change their names she would know about it.
What nobody at the orphanages ever thought "crap, better give this kid a name" or none of them had any imagination to pick a name for themselves? And how do you explain Viper?
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Its the only gay ship is like.
Her dad wanted a boy and named her out of spite.
When every there is a kung fu panda thread I have to write something.
>>60537858>Which is sad because each of these characters could probably pull their own weight in a solo movie.
I like to imagine that like 3 of the furious five happened to be named after the species they were, so the other two changed their names because they didn't want to be the Clyde/Sue of the group.
Shame, Snake and Monkey are my favorites.
>>60537804>>The other four members of the Furious Five will never get screen time so long as these two are alive.
well the movie is called Kung Fu Panda. i'd hope the movie would be about him
It can't be Tigress, Crane or Viper.
How the hell do they cast Jackie Chan and not use him........? Isn't Jean-Claude Van Damme part of the cast too? Wtf
No the Five consist of Chan, Angelina Jolie, David Cross, Lucy Liu and Seth Rogen. Van Damme was in the second one playing a crocodile that only has like 3 lines.
Kind of a waste I think specially when a few of these characters could be really interesting together.
every fanbase is shit anon.
fortunatelly I can like KPF for being an amazingly good IP from the likes I felt DW never had before and simply tell the fanbase to eat a dick.
>>60540214>Wanting a character to get his/her just dessert is now edgy.
I've always thought about writing this idea myself, but here, you can give it a go if you'd like.>Tigress and Crane have a fight. Not a friendly spar, but a REAL fight. Some really bad shit has happened (something bad happened in the Valley, China in general or someone close to them, etc.) and Tigress urges the team to do something questionable. Crane disagrees. Tigress tries to pull that "you do what I say" thing she did on Po. Crane won't take any of her crap and defies her. Things escalate and end up having a real, nasty fight where they actually hurt one another.>No one ends up dead, however. Regardless of who wins, tho, the team is split: those who stay with Tigress and does who go with Crane.
Wanting a character to get beaten up by their love interest because you dislike them is not 'just desserts'
Seem a bit long.
But out of curiosity, what would cause them to turn on each other and who would go with who?
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Alright then POTENTIAL love interest. Jeeze, so nitpicky.
Po/Viper master race
Just out of curiosity, whats the most popular ship around here?
Never put too much thought about it, to be frank. Was just an idea I pondered but never went into doing.
However, I think at some point I thought up of something like this>China is in turmoil. Some new villain (not mentioned) took over.>Po has been captured. He allowed himself to be caught so the Five could escape.>Tigress wants the Five to go rescue him.>Crane says they should go and fight new villain's forces. It's what Po would have wanted them to do.>Conflict ensues.
As for who would go with who, I really didn't think of that either.
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>first Kung Fu Panda was matinee
only good thing was the villains break out and the fights
>second one was low rental
other than the scenery shots and Gary Oldman it was the same damn plot at the first
>Nick Cartoon was abysmal
fuck that shit, Even Dreamworks turned to CN after KFP and AvM
>third movie will be shipping
This title went to shit faster than Ice Age and Shrek
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Sorry bra, Humans are naturally biped-centric. Po and Tigress were originally intended to be main characters because they were designed to be bipeds. It's a bipeds world we live in.
Go ahead, ask a kid what they're favorite dinosaur is. It's a T-Rex. That's because they were bipeds.
The kids that say brontosaurus are stupid hipsters.
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Well, she thought that Po's flashbacks would get him killed and they nearly did. There's a separation between being injured and knowing enough to either compensate or continue to be effective in some capacity and being completely able but not knowing about a condition that will drive you to either make critical mistakes or outright immobilize you in critical situations.
Also she just might not care about crane.
>>60542094>Also she just might not care about crane.
Its fucked up if this is the case.
Keep in mind this is ye ol' china and medical technology isn't quite up to snuff. If Crane would have broken some bones he'd be fucked.
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>>60541371>Crane.>Defending himself>Not being a neurotic beta.>Showing any critical decision making skills.
I'm sure in your story Crane is also covered in layer after layer of rippling musclesl.
I could see him pushing pushed to some sort of edge.
As far as decision making goes his defiantly a step above Monkey and Mantis, and Viper is the group fleshlight so I don't think she'd stand up to her.
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Without a doubt.
Shen/Crane and Po/Tigress are larger. I think Crane/Viper is just one of the rare universally agreed upon ship. I don't know how it would work romantically but I think it would be a nice thing to have in the third movie.
>Crane being beta
He's only that in the cartoon and we all know how much bullshit the cartoon is.
>Viper being a slut
So that one comic portrays her as such and all fanart follows suit. So that makes it canon?
Stop acting like you know for certain how each of the characters are based on non-canon indicators.
Never really understood this one. I haven't seen much of LOA but I can't think of a single scene in the movies or specials where Crane and Viper had any interaction at all. In fact I can't recall them ever even speaking to each other.
>>60542471>He's only that in the cartoon and we all know how much bullshit the cartoon is.
To be fair even in the movies he is shown to be pretty frail and beta. The dude couldn't even tell Po to get out of his room.
MY ORIGAMI IKEA (DONUT STELLA)
A long time ago, An evil emperor led his goons to annihilate all Baijis (Yangtze River Dolphins) A baby survived and was adopted by an old Kung Fu master (a Yangtze Sturgeon) who taught him the ways of Kung Fu. A few decades later, The Baiji and his adopted father stormed the emperor's palace and killed the emperor in an offscreen family-unfriendly way. The Baiji now rules the territory with an iron flipper (with his adopted father as his second in command)
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>>60542145>Not breaking bones regularly as a side effect of intense training.>Being this weak.
Well, you train in old man style you die in old man style.
But really though, it's more of a debate about Tigress' character. She's not necessarily pretending to be a hard, cold killing machine. Sure, she has emotions and the thought of caring about others is relatively new experience for her but she might not actually be a gentle loving person at heart. Part of being a tough person is the line where you draw the line about what you care about and for who.
>>60542494>implying shipping needs any of that
I really hope the Po/Tigress shippers get their wish in the third movie.
They sit next to each other a few times in the first movie and he is talking to Viper when the Five are making their way up to their barracks. In LOA they go on a few missions together and interacted a bit more then they do with the other Five, sans with Tigress and Po. Neither really do anything in the second movie.
>>60542471>He's only that in the cartoon and we all know how much bullshit the cartoon is.
Well, he had to have Mei Ling tell him to actually try the obstacle course that lead him to kung fu. Lacking self-motivation is a clinical sign of Beta.
>>60542600>talking to Viper when the Five are making their way up to their barracks
Pretty sure that was the whole group talking about how much Po sucked, Viper got angry at Mantis over a crude joke. Not really a Crane/Viper scene.>>60542580>implying shipping needs any of that
No, I guess it doesn't, but I like my ships to have some sort of context.
He turns to Viper and does some weird flapping motion in her face and she laughs.>>60542714>but I like my ships to have some sort of context.
Its really process of elimination, Viper and Monkey don't so much as look at eachother, so its ruled out. The next logical choice would be Mantis, but biology makes this one weird, not to mention that Viper seems to be more annoyed with the bug then attracted too. Crane makes the most sense when you take all things into consideration, they're both level headed and not really used for jokes like Mantis and Monkey are. Pairing them up would only do good for their characters.
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I thought that was a japanese only thing.
Its also a Chinese thing.
b-but muh moon rune master race!
Hearing the sound of wedding ceremonies, I'm rather expecting the next movie to be based around some kind of conspiracy involving nobles getting married, rather than anything explicitly revolving around Po and Tigress falling in love.
Frankly I don't think they're going to "get together". They already highlighted how strange interspecies relations were in KFP2 and I think it seems better that they'd stay as friends. It's only the shitty fanbase that has decided they have to fuck at some point.
>>60543411>They already highlighted how strange interspecies relations were in KFP2
I dont recall them ever mentioning it in the movies.
The TV show has like 9 instances that I am aware of.
Tigress was astounded that Po found it to be a revelation that he wasn't related to Ping.
I try not to consider the TV show as canon
>>60543452>Crane/That Pig girl>Monkey/Ming>Po/Ping>Po/Song>Po/Old Goat lady>Monkey/Old Goat lady>Monkey/Ming>Shifu/Mei Ling>Mantis/Unnamed Butterfly girl>Tigress/Shrimp guy>Tigress/Po in midnight stranger costume>Unnamed goose/Unnamed goat
Make that 12.>>60543528
Doesn't mean its weird, just that Po is stupid.
Po always knew he wasn't really related to Ping, but the two of them just spent nearly 30 years dancing around the topic. Po tried to bring it up towards the end of the first movie but Mr. Ping subtly switched the conversation to Secret Ingredient Soup instead.>>60543411>They already highlighted how strange interspecies relations were in KFP2
Shifu had two adopted children of a completely different species as well. That makes three interspecies adoptions within a single small town in the Valley of Peace. It seems to be much more common than you're implying.
So you thought the term "Not for all the tea in China" was playing terms or?
And its not like you'd have much choice in the case of the FF. You either fuck a goat or nothing at all.
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So in a KFP thread a while ago there were a couple of Crane/Viper stories coming. Anyone know what happened to them?
Adoptions are normal, but the idea of two different species getting that close might still be unheard of.
I did one.
And likely promised a shit ton more.
Maybe so, but if that were the case then I would assume orphanages only adopt out kids to parents of their own species. No one within the KFP universe makes a big deal out of it though so I'm guessing interspescies relationships of any kind aren't really a big deal. Also Po's uncle Yang is a pig. Make of that what you will.
Hey yeah, I remember you! Nice job with this one, still can't believe you did all the research into actual Chinese stuff like measurements and poems for this. Kudos!
And yeah, you did say you'd write more
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Guess what I'm coloring right now?
Pic's author, btw.
Are you coloring the whole thing?
Will there be
on the later pics.>>60544658
I suppose I could do more, I kinda wanna mix things up though.
You're one funny guy, man.
I loved that Midnight Stranger episode. Tigress' negative reaction at the end was a bit overdone but the way she was so wet for Po vigilante'ing like that was hilarious throughout.
Any chance you could do more after coloring, I really like how cute you make em.>>60544797>I suppose I could do more, I kinda wanna mix things up though.
If its something short how about Crane's Mom, Yan Fan shares baby pictures and memories with Viper.
Maybe, if I'm not too tired after I'm done.
Po x Song / Shifu/Mei Ling master race here. Other ships need not return to port.
>>60545121>Any chance you could do more after coloring
It depends. If you got an idea and I like it then I might get into it.
Don't take it the wrong way, tho. I just got a lot of stuff to do so I don't do requests unless I really find them interesting.
Nips stole a lot of things from the gooks.
Viper and Mei Ling doing teasing lesbian things while Viper reaches down the poor birds trousers.
Or Po asking Tigress for sex, with Tigress looking around for a bit only to ask if he still has the midnight stranger outfit.
Mei Ling was probably one of the best things in the series.
Oh, I like those! The second one seems more like a thing for a short comic, tho, so I'll only end up doing the first one. Maybe not tonight, but I will get into it eventually.
And thanks for the compliment, btw! Glad that some anons here enjoyed my pic.
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I have never been on the fence so bad with a show before. I've caught up with all three seasons of LoA, just when I'm about to drop this shit after having seen 3 consecutively mediocre episodes there's a great one that pops up and recaptures the humor from the movies perfectly - or perhaps even better. It's as if they rotate writers on and off from the team constantly. I'm so torn between this series.
Secret Kung Fu Museum was the low point of the series. Literally the worst episode I think.
>>60543528>I try not to consider the TV show as canon
I loved a lot of the supporting cast, except for that Qilin faggot and the Christopher Walken knock-off.
Po is just not a character that needs to be centered on; he works a lot better playing off the dynamics of the other characters. As such, some of the episodes only have him spotlighted entirely while having him do "whacky" things that the movie like breaking things by accident, and it just doesn't work here.
>>60546328>that the movie did like*
I personally thing that the rest of the furious five could have been involved a bit more, have Monkey or Crane fuck something up for once.
There was an episode where Tigress fucked up and it was great.
Sounds great can't wait for it. Do you have a tumblr or something where I could see other work?
There were a lot of really bad episodes - it's hard to mark with a medal the worst of the bunch. I fucking hated a good number of them, so I can't really recall which ones specifically I detested the most.
Or just a straight up Mei Ling/Crane/Viper threeway. >>60546328>Christopher Walken knock-off.
I thought he was ok from time to time. Goosefather wasn't too bad.
What are the furious fives "power levels" does the show ever go into this?
Tigress is too stiff and rigid in this show, and it's even more surprising considering it takes place after the second movie where she opens up a little to Po. That episode where she ends up chained to him was painful to sit through, especially after she turns her bitch dial back up to 11 after that endearing campfire scene.
Another thing that bothers me is how insufferable Po is to watch sometimes. All that character development and training from the first two movies - even mastering Zen - and he still acts like a meandering buffoon capable of getting his ass kicked by low-level criminals. In fact most of the conflict that occurs in every ep is from him breaking something or pissing off someone. He basically has Parker Syndrome.
First season takes place post first movie so it makes since Tigress would still be a bit annoyed with Po's way.
That would be understandable if Po didn't act like a retard in seasons 2 and 3 as well. I suppose kids eat up shit like Patrick from Spongebob, but Po deserves better that the lovable moron trait. Hell, even MIck Wingert deserves better.
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Letting ya'll know I just finished and it's been posted on the /co/llection
I forgot to add that Tigress also has a stick up her ass in the later seasons too.
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Cute although minor thing with Vipers eyes.
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They seem to have a pretty light green tint to them.
I figured it was kind of a wartime vs peacetime sort of thing with him and he doesn't take things seriously unless there is a clear serious danger.
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>you will never scratch Song behind her right ear as she purrs in delight
>you will never pet Song on the stomach while she lays across your lap
>there will never be any more Ladies of the Shade episodes because of the recent passing of Song's VA, Lauren Tom
Truly, why exist?
brb, fixing it
More like:>The ladies of the shade will never have an orgy with you in order to steal your things.
Also I don't think Lauren Tom is dead.
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Don't even compare Po to the blight on the world that Patrick has become. Have you seen new spongebob? I've never seen a character turn more toxic in a comedy cartoon before.
Alright, it's fixed now!
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I'm pissed they didn't spend more screentime on Song and Po's "date". I thought it was funny that Po was shrugging off Song's advances on him.
I was hoping for a Ringo Starr parody where Po would lay down a coat for her to walk across a puddle on, and on the third puddle she falls 6 feet deep through it. Damn my imagination.
Drawfag here. >>60547372
I'm heading out. If you want to drop some more ideas while I'm off I'll check the archive and take note.
Oil massages for the main couples with candle light backdrop.
That episode also showed that Po is able to eat snow leopard sized bitches.
So Google doesn't like slashes and turns up nothing for /co/ llection. Anybody got a link?
So the next movie, China will be blanketed in a choking, nauseating miasma of pollution.
At the end of the next 3 sequels, we will probably have the mastermind-who-is-somehow-tied-to-every-incident-that-happened-with-the-main-cast, and he will resurrect Tai Lung, Shen, and every other movie's villain, Naruto style, for a final showdown.
A Shaolin Showdown.
Calling it now. Feel free to screencap this and save it for the year 2022.
I'll just post the damn thing. It isn't too lewd.
Thanks for posting! You rock!
Would still appreciate the link if it's a booru or something with more art, though.
Has a good bunch of stuff both SFW and NSFW.
I suppose I should post a few unfinished things that I'll likely never get around to finishing.
Heres one. I could never figure out what to do next.
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And then he will reveal that he is Po's actual father and that he planned every step of Po's life, in order to create the ultimate kung fu master. All to get Po to activate his seekrit ultimate bloodline panda technique
just as keikaku
He planned for his wife to be killed?
But there are too many variables with the whole rocket chair thing in the first movie.
Had it been a windy day he would have flung off a mountain.
D-dammit! Don't just leave us hanging with an unfinished story like that!
Seriously though, nice descriptive writing. Really like your detail when describing the characters. Spacing out the dialog more might be good though - usually it's a new line for each line of dialog.
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You underestimate the power of keikaku.
Like I said I hit huge writers block, if you wanna /spoiler any suggestions I'm open and might finish it up tommorow.
God dammit I can't be the only guy here that thinks it'd be better if the stayed friends. Best friends,for sure even. But I really don't see them work out romantically.
Also hope other characters get more screen. And that THIS would be final installment. I don't want another Shrek.
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After years of jacking off to that comment I finally got that joke.
Fucking auto correct.
Comic*>>60551454>God dammit I can't be the only guy here that thinks it'd be better if the stayed friends.
Sadly enough the only way they would be able to get enough screentime is if they started bumping uglies.
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Wait, they're a couple/love interest?
With them paring up, it just makes the entire thing uncomfortable to watch. There would be a lot of things that need to be addressed about them and this world. The Kung Fu Panda universe just isn't fleshed out enough to open this can of worms.
I think at this point the world is about as fleshed out as its gonna get.
Tried to reverse google this. Found nothing.
Better late then never, AKA Cockblock the Comic. There is a great sex scene between Cat!Mei Ling and Tigress, but by the time we get to the Song/Po/Tigress 3way naked Tigress lost her luster and you're wishing for more Viper preferable with Crane.
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oh man nobody posted best episode yet
I wish they gave her a nicer sounding voice. She could have been 10/10 waifu material.
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I don't think they are pairing up like a lot of people are fearing. It's just the fact that she has gotten the most development and has a close relationshio to Po that it seems like they're being pushed together, but it seems like she still finds him incredibly annoying, but endearing and non-judgemental. Like family.
The next movie, Po's going to rediscover his race. Which means female pandas. You know, creatures that will have traits that arouse him. Creatures that he will actually be able to reproduce with.
>>60552001>Wait, they're a couple/love interest?
No, but the fangirls like to think so. Then again, the fangirls also insist Tai Lung isn't dead.
Just watched the episode where Tigress becomes a babysitter.
Fucking loved it.
Zan was 2cute4me.
If that writefag is still here I'd like to /r/ a grownup Zan/Tigress fic. Maybe Zan continued his interest in Kung fu and a
year old Zan goes to the Jade Palace and Tigress teaches him a new "technique".
This and the Bolin and Eska kiss in LoK. Did anything else currently use saliva as a thing recently?
Tai Lung died, but Shen escaped after having that mast fall on him.
It knocked him through the bottom of the boat like in a Warner Bros. cartoon where he safely swam away to plot his revenge in the next movie.
Tigress would be 40-something by that time.
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>Tigress having tits
Hehe, yeah right.
I know. Thats the point.
But a duck's penis is over 2 feet long.
>>60553765>Implying one just can't cheat and give him a normal humanish meat club.
In a world inhabited by freakish, humanoid animals, that's impossible. Sorry.
>>60553676> totally read in his voice
No one wants to read about Tigress getting corkscrewed.
Anyone else impressed by the fantastic voicework of the show? Wingert fucking nails Jack Black's voice, and James Sie does a better Jackie Chan impersonation than Jackie Chan. The villain voice cast is amazing too.
Don't know why they don't up and replace most of the Five in the movies with their cheaper sound alikes.
for the same reason all animated movies in the US have celebrities voicing the characters instead of actual voice actors--you need names to go on the marquee. I'm skeptical that it works, but someone in hollywood sure thinks so
Although I think tigress's tv voice actor doesnt have the same range as angelina jolie. maybe thats just the fault of the writing though
I was thinking the same, but they use actor names as selling points to their movies, even if they barely get any lines. There are idiots out there that are only pulled in by movies simply for a recognized actor.>omg that guy from Pick of Destiny is in that panda movie, I have to see it
I love that Jackie Chan is in the movies yet he only has half a dozen lines spanning both films. It's like they were thinking, "We can't have a kung fu movie without him!" Same thing with Van Damme voicing Crocodile in 2; he barely spoke at all.
So will we get Tigress finally acknowledging Po is the true master and trying to train like him in the 3rd movie?
>>60554790>Po isn't voiced by Jack Black in the show
Oh shit, no kidding? Whoever this Wingert guy is, he's damn good.
Is Po is Goku and Tigress is Vegeta what does that make the other FF?
>>60555613>more fat stuff of tigress than po
Jackie Chan didn't voice Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures either. I think the guy's just not that great a voice actor and knows it.
That'd be Wally Wingert, who also plays Rufus Shinra, Renji Abarai, MODOK, Riddler in the Arkham games, and Jon Arbuckle as of Garfield Show, among other characters.
We were lucky to even get Lucy Liu and James Hong to reprise Viper and Mr. Ping. Hollywood actors probably have important Hollywood actor stuff to do instead.
Gook is pejorative term for Koreans.
You uncultured swine.
I loved that about jackie chan adventures, it wasn't voiced by jackie chan, didn't even really look like jackie chan either it was just a cool name to attach to a show about hong kong kung fu and adventuring and it SOMEHOW ended up being one of the better shows of it's generation.>>60556130
James hong is a WORKER though. As if he'd ever even need to do a second take, he probably just breezes in there, the mic's already set up as soon as his bum hits the seat starts talking in one big sentence they cut up later and is back out the door in another 2 minutes.
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>R. Lee Ermey plays a manic buffalo war general who hunts down criminals as game
I was thoroughly enjoying myself during that episode.
Thanks for the info, I didn't want to be politically incorrect.
sorry I don't into sadpanda. Got a SFW screen cap
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Sadpanda. Link to the gallery instead of directly to the image maybe?
Sorry, no zaftig Tigress or Po on my end. This take on Tigress is pretty popular with a few artists, though.
I think you mean Mick Wingert
>>60556719>>60556804>Not known how to sadpanda>2014
Sorry bro. Would you mind helping a guy out here?
little kids these days
Here's a link to the first page on his gallery but I think you need an account to view all the pages
if you still can't read it then too bad because I'm not helping further
This guide is for Chrome but the concept is the same throughout, you just log into g.e-hentai and copy the cookies for g.e and set them to exhentai.
oh I've already seen this one.
Oh, Rabid's stuff? Yeah, thanks! He does really nice linework in his comics, though I wish he would add dialog and such.
>>60557202>Oh well that look nice maybe it will be a light erotica scene.>It goes the way it does.
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thats not po
thats just a regular crying panda
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I can't ship furries. I just can't. Robots? Sure. But not furries.
Polaris was awesome.
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Not even if its this cute?
That really my biggest issue with that comic.
some martial arts practitioners take up new names when they have reached mastery of their art
They made a ratatonging for KFP?
Who would win in a fight Monkey with a baby in a ladder factory while he doesn't want any trouble or the rest of the furious five?
I don't think "Monkey with a baby in a ladder factory while he doesn't want any trouble" can win against "Mantis while he's being patient", "Crane while a cute chick believes in him", "Viper when daddy is in trouble", or "Tigress when Master Shifu praised her" all at the same time.
All though characters vs just Po now.
In the TV series Po mops the floor vs all of them.
Something I found interesting while reading up about the sequel. Brain Cranston will be coming in as Po's dad. What do you think are the chances that he is the villain or allies with?
The "relative who's a villain" plot was used for almost every one of the Furious Five in the show. Are they really going to recycle it again for the movie? Damn, they probably are.
>>60567723>What do you think are the chances that he is the villain or allies with
I think his going to be the villain behind the villain, in that Po and the Five are going to show up in the Panda village, fight some monkey wizard, only for his dad to try to turn Po evil, using the whoel them vs us against the Furious Five.
The moral of the story will be home is where you make it or something.
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>>60567723>Brian Cranston as Po's dad
Sounds interesting, although from what I've heard typical acting and voice acting require different skills.
Cautiously optimistic though.
It's weird how quickly she forgave him after that episode. Not that I've came to expect good writing from the show but she only showed up in two episodes. The first where she completely fucks Shifu over and then all is forgiven.That must be some powerful strange.
Surely he couldn't have found a better place to land in that pic?
I think a better question is why isn't she dipping her head into his pants and or wings. She's cold blooded and having her head exposed is bad. Also birds have a hard time flying when their bodies are wet.
>>60572561>PO WE HAVE TO COOK!!!
He was a Yak>The Goats control the media
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They then proceed to make everyone in the village a nice meal.
Brian Cranston initially gets frustrated at Po insisting on using chillies in his recipes.
The Croc Bandits are the funniest characters on the show.
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I think that's supposed to highlight that despite them basically being on opposite sides of any conflict that they actually do share a very strong bond. They're both kung fu masters and danger is part of their lives.
She tried to dishonor him and he put her in jail, and they punched eachother alot along the way. The most apt saying would be "That's the nature of the game."
Tried to put her in jail. Po fucked that up.
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Someone needs to redo this with proper Mei LIng. Also with the show having a character named Mei Ling does that mean Cat!Mei Ling is ded?
I don't think any of the Mei Lings will show up again. There are three different Mei Lings across the series. Its a really generic name in China.
>>60569029>The "relative who's a villain" plot was used for almost every one of the Furious Five in the show
You mean just Monkey? Unless of course I'm missing something from one of the movie specials.
Terror Cotta was one of the best episodes. Now that's how KFP humor should be like.
Only other parents that showed up where Cranes and his mother wasn't evil.
Are there any more episodes coming? It looks like it's stuck on the finale episodes of its 3rd season.
I think the third season is it which is weird because of ratings and shit and the fact that we're still a year out until the next film.
DW only contracted for three seasons.
So these last episodes are pretty much it.
Maybe they'll bring it back with CN.
I do hope it's revealed that they have actual names. Otherwise Dreamworks is just lazy as fuck.
>>60538584>but do Viper and Shen even talk to eachother
Never heard of Synlet I take it
>>60585904>I do hope it's revealed that they have actual names.
They likely don't, Viper's mother calls her Viper, Tigress was raised in an orphanage, so hers makes sense.
Fuck me in the ass that actually exist?
I don't mind the so called crack ship but there are people that take Shen/Viper seriously.
How does that make sense? That's like calling an orphan "Boy / Girl," or "Human".
I think it's to simplify and cement their names into the audience's heads. I barely remember some of the names of the show's characters simply because their names are somewhat foreign to me, like the snow owl villain for example (Huang-something, I think).
Shifu translate to master in chinese.
There are dudes with the unfortunate name of "Guy", and down in the south pretty much every son is called "boy" by his father-figure.
Shifu's is easy to remember since it's only two syllables, and he's also a main character. I'm talking about characters that have slightly more complex names to them. It also doesn't help that they only appear in a few episodes too.
No, it's more like calling an orphan based on their race.
It happens a lot here in Mexico, I know many guys that are called "chino" affectionally. There's also "guero/guera" for the blondies.
How are the spanish dubs of this movie? I see a lot of Spanish fanfictions laying about.
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>mfw I discovered the KFP fandom and first thing I learned was how prevalent Po/Tigress was
This is not how things are supposed to be.
As someone who's been following the fandom since 2008, it gets real annoying real fast. There are almost no fanfiction that don't have them romantically involved to some extent.
Po's biological father is the villain of KFP3
Yes or no?
But is that their official name though? Imagine a real kung fu master by the name of Master Human (not Hunan).
Unless they introduce a new character, probably fem panda, Tigress/Po might happen in the 3rd movie.
No, it would be too obvious.
It will be some Monkey,Bug or Snake.
>>60587649>shocked to see a fandom around a ship the movies hint at, and the show forces
What a surprise
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Rebel Wilson is going to be in the next film. Although my fear is that they set up some sort of love triangle.
If you need more romance Viper is there.
They were pretty good. I actually prefer them to the original.>>60587649
I remember seeing all the Po+Tigress and going "Are you people stupid? She doesn't like the guy at all.". Then KFP2 happens.>>60587862
I thought that if any of the FF had a liking to Po it was Viper since she was relatively nice to him and in the credits she gives the panda doll a kiss. I thought if there was any shipping most of it would be that but then...
The first movie hardly does anything I would call hints.
No, he looks like a lazy fat shit who probably lounges around all day and grills.
The enemy of the next film will be
an industrial revolution of some sort. Remember the gunpowder cannons? Expect to see more shit like that. Thanks a lot, Shen.
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>>60587946>and in the credits she gives the panda doll a kiss.
As meaningless at it was she did throw it at this nigga right here.
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I can imagine a real kung fu sensei going by the name of Guy.
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
That is too delusional, anon.
I bet Po makes a great pillow. Tigress cuddles with him because he's fucking cozy, not because they're involved.
Bear fur is probably decently fluffy and his fat would conform to the person's body. Plus because of his personality, he wouldn't try to move someone or disturb them.
What am I supposed to see here?
Exactly. Po is like a self-heating Tempurpedic pillow.
Actually the media is controlled by female sheep
Yakkity-yak, don't talk back, son.
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The goatyim know!
What hints are there in first movie? Second one only went that way cause the fans wanted it.
>>60589167>What hints are there in first movie?
When Tigress does that whole split kick thing Po graps one of the broken pieces.
The show also forces in Season 2+.
The split thing is what any man would do.
The broken tile thing is what every collector would do.
The show has bad writing.
I don't think DW would let them get away with all those "Is he your boyfriend/You're jelly of my new girl" jokes if they didnt have something planed.
Do you have autism or an extreme case of denial? Dream Works is definitely heading down Po x Tigress route eventually. I personally don't care much for Tigress but that's cool.
I just hope they're smart enough to offset it with bit of Crane/Viper or Viper/Mantis. I'd hate to see Po and Tigress in a 2serious4you love spat.
Never said they aren't, just that you couldn't guess from the first movie alone.
Though you >>60590670
should think better and consider all the shit the writers of KFP:LoA have done besides shiptease. They don't really care.
Well continuing onward from the second movie, the 3rd will have Po finally meeting his dad/parents, and we get more details about the events leading up to the panda holocaust and proceeding it. I'll bet my anal virginity that there's a scene where PanDad mistakens Tigress for Po's gf, in which in turn elicits a lot of teasing banter among the group (Monkey and Mantis probably crack a few jokes), as Tigress gets embarrassed. Po will also probably find a girl panda there at the village, and whacky love triangle hi-jinks ensue.
This would be a fucking gold mine for the producers; children and spergs alike would shell out tons of shekels for this subplot.
To a noob who liked the first movie and wants to get into the series - what are the high point episodes?
I don't see Tigress getting all, "Po-kun like me.". Maybe its just because I can't for the life of me see the personalities that both Tigress and Po have working out in an actual relationship.
I still don't see what Po would see in Tigress. Viper is the much nicer girl and its a pity she probably won't find a man.
And I should also add on how much it must suck for Viper, a character who is said to be pretty in her original bio. Her butchy looking flat chested bitch of a friend is likely going to find love before she does.
Yeah, Viper/Monkey,Mantis or Crane is a must in the third movie.
I believe Owl Be Back is the best episode.
Most episodes with Crane as the focus are good.
The one Viper episode is nice.
As is any Mei Ling episode.
I personally loved:>My Favorite Yao>Bosom Enemies>Master Ping>Mama Told Me Not to Kung Fu>The Break Up>Shifu's Ex>Crazy Little Ling Called Love>Secret Admirer>Ladies of the Shade>Terror Cotta>The Midnight Stranger
And I guess "Master and the Panda," "The Kung Fu Kid," and "Kung Fu Fight Club" if you really enjoyed Tai Lung and want to know about his remaining family.
I don't care about shipping, but I can see Tigress feeling more sincere with Po, especially if Po's parent(s) makes her feel like family while teasing her a little about it. And then Po shows interest in a female panda, or there's an arranged marriage involving them to help bring up the panda population, and Tigress feels alone as a result since she probably enjoyed Po's attention around her.
Yeah, I can see them writing something like that in the 3rd film.
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I want a muscular Panda and buff Tigress duking it out for the 3rd movie.
But since that's obviously ridiculous and never going to happen ...
Could we maybe at least get a female panda warrior and Tigress fighting over Po?
time to get autismal
>movie 3, the shippening
>new baddie shows up, master of... fuckin' whatever, not important.
>only one that can do shit is tigress and badguy says it's because she's not distracted by emotions and shit
>they fail and run of tails between their legs
>po wants to take some sort of training thing that sacrifices his emotions for skill akin to "mouth off"
>tigress doesnt want that
>ask why and she doesnt explain it
>cohesion starts to fall apart, blame game, what the fuck ever. blah blah blah
>po discusses that he wants to do the thing
>tigress again tells him she doesnt
>things get heated, po saying something along the lines of her need to feel special is pointless if all of china is at risk
>tigress says that's not why
>po asks why then
>tigress breaks down, saying she doesnt want him to be like her, bringing back his comment from the second movie when he says she was 'so hardcore she doesnt feel anything'
>blah blah blah
>shit getting pushed in
>po does the thing anyways because of emergency
>romantic moment, unfeeling po with broken tigress
>po back to normal, because reasons
Droppin' that spaghetti hot.
Well, Po did like Tigress because she was the strongest of the five. He probably admired her because she did everything he wanted to do like dedicate himself to Kung Fu or be a disciplined and respected Master.
Believe it or not Po apparently didn't really have a close relationship with Tigress until midway through the second movie when she showed she didn't want him to die and sympathized with his problem. She was likely drawn to Po when she learned that he was an orphan like she was. She pretty much initiated the whole relationship.
Does anyone have that drawfag picture of Crane/Viper and Viper being in a ballgag and being a subby slut?
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They already did that with KFP2. Kung Fu plots go like this:>Evil Master.>Evil Guns.>Evil British People.>Evil Sorcerer.>Evil British People (With guns)>Evil Immortals or Evil Masters back from the dead.
Just search the /co/llection or paheal.
Maybe its just me but I don't see what Tigress could get from Po that she couldn't have gotten romantically from the other Furious Five members. If she wants a strong warrior then boom all of them are. Monkey could likely sympathies with the feeling of being alone, so why didn't she ever confide into him? Crane was aways an outcast of sorts and never really fit in and Viper knows what its like to have a distant parent.
The more I think about it, the more I think Tigress is just a fucking bitch and that there's no reason for her to act the way she does prior to meeting Po.>>60593253
Exactly, Tigress is Po's bitch, that's why.
History buff here, The series likely takes place around the late 16th century. The opium was don't happen until the mid 1800s.
And thats really at the most as Shen was the only one with access to gun powder.
I know they did it in 2. Why erase the existence of prototype cannons and metal production factories in the 3rd film all of a sudden? If anything they'll try to expand on that and make more deadlier shit.
They said they were doing something magical in the third film.
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>>60593027>po wants to take some sort of training thing that sacrifices his emotions for skill akin to "mouth off"
Is this Yu Yu Hakusho or something? Tigress was emotionally hardened because of abandonment issues and then being raised by a traumatized Shifu.
Did these episodes have the same writer? I think >>60545749
may be on to something
Might be me, but I think Tigress can connect with Po on a level different from the other four. They all had troubles in their lives like overbearing parents, but I believe Tigress sympathizes with Po being an orphan and his determination of trying to impress Shifu and the Five. It's because of those qualities that she is starting to develop an interest in him.
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>>60591959>Watching "The Midnight Stranger" episode>Tigress is blatantly hot for the Midnight Stranger, even to the point of wearing perfume for him>When dealing with her romantic/sexual frustrations, she leaves to go "work out"
Oh, Tigress, you naughty little minx, you.
They actually do have a rotation of about three writers and directors.
Of the episodes most people seem to like it's probably written by either Gene Grillo or Doug Langdale. Of the directors Aaron Hammersly seems to pick the good ones.
Probably not. There is definitely a difference in quality, and it angers me because when they do get the humor and characters right, it's really funny - almost like what you would see from the older seasons of Futurama.
There are probably a few more episodes I missed on my list you quoted, but the shitty writing usually hits you near the beginning of a sour episode, and you can easily skip it without too much time lost.
I wish they did more with that ep. Enamored Tigress was too funny for only 3 scenes about it.
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>>60591959>Tai Lung's nephew is voiced by Jack Spicer
I lost it
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So the only episodes left is a two parter called Emporer's rules. Hopefully we'll actually see the emperor in the series.
Which will be weird as his son is a bison and his daughter is a pig.
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Why doesn't Viper wear any clothes?
she wears her skin
she only takes it off once every couples months and by then its pretty rank and crusty
Think Viper applies for leave when she's molting?
And it goes something like this
that sounds like an episode plot>its time for viper to shed>she's embarrassed by this and applies for some time off for secret training or something>everyone is used to this except po and he tries to spy on her>hilarity ensues
>>60594319>Po spies on her>Viper considers this peeping>she covers herself with her own tail and throws something at him to get him to leave>delicious ENF antics ensues
>>60594319>>60594347>Po>Not Crane by accident
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what do you mean?
she wears those flower things in her...hair?
I thought those were natural.
... What the fuck are those?
Why doesn't mantis wear any clothes?
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acutally wait yeah they might be natural
but those beaded bands around them look like an accessory
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Because he's a little short on cash.
Shouldn't you be mowing my grass carlos?
>>60594142>his daughter is a pig
Hey now, that's uncalled for.
I think they're flowers and she was drawn with flowers on her head as a baby too for cuteness value or visual consistency. I mean, they really look exactly like flowers and don't match up to any real snake feature, right?
Guess not, but I'm not a snake expert. The pattern on her scales isn't really realistic as far as real-world snakes are concerned either, in design or color. Her name is Viper but I'm guessing she's some thus unnamed cartoon snake species.
Green tree viper.
She's called Viper because that's a martial artist style, same as Crane, Monkey, and Mantis; there's no "boa constrictor" style, AFAIK. Granted, it's called "Tiger" and not "Tigress," but I assume that was let slide since the character is female.
I just Googled green tree viper. They do not look like that.
Those petal things on her head are supposed to horns, like what you would see on a rhinoceros viper.
>omg snaek don't talk
Thats what the wiki says.
I wrote something like that..>>60543981
Might do another only focus more on the shedding part.
Why not have an episode about snake island?
The snakes once got into that little lighthouse you see there and the family inside made a mad dash for the shoreline only to get covered in snakes and die on the beach.
How the hell could you build a lighthouse there?
We just need to get some ladders on the island, then we can play extreme snakes and ladders.
Reminds me of 13 Skeleton Key, with all the starved rats trying to get at the three lighthouse maintenance workers inside.
That was a good short story.
I always preferred stegosaurus/
Maybe they carpet bombed that island.
>>60587889>Rebel Wilson is going to be in the next film.