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What's it like to have boobs?
>> Stark. 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702376
Dunno, I do know what they taste like, however.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702378
It sucks.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702379
It's a lot like not having boobs, but with more boobs.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702380
VERY nice. I love my C cups.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702384
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:41 No.5702386
it's like having bags of sand hanging off your front.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702389
as do we all
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702392
shit sucks
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702394
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702396
I bet it feels like having balls, only heavier
>> Waru 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702400


hahahahahaaaa... you made me explode with saliva-laden laughter...
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:42 No.5702402
How do you mean?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:43 No.5702415
Honstly? It sucks. I suffer from near constant back pain. Once I can afford it, I am getting a breast reduction.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:43 No.5702418
you don't have balls i take it
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:44 No.5702442
I still say the female frame was not meant to have globs of fat hanging off of it like that.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:45 No.5702459
If youd like I can help you carry them
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:45 No.5702462
and yet we love 'em anyway
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:45 No.5702468
I don't want to have boobs, I just want to play with someone else's for a while.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:46 No.5702473
Biology would seem to dictate otherwise.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:46 No.5702480
breast reduction is the new breast enlargement
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:46 No.5702483
Well, I'd imagine it's alot like being a dictator.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:47 No.5702496
It's not bad. When you lay down without a bra they do cool/weird things.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:47 No.5702501
more like dick taster. LOLOL AMIRITE?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:48 No.5702508
I really have no idea, given that the female back muscles are generally weaker than a mans.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:48 No.5702514
hey if us guys can walk around with a tube and two balls getting in the way you girls can make do with breasts

really at least yours dont get in the way whenever you walk

or sit

or jsut plain stand around
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:49 No.5702521

Can you elaborate? :/
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:49 No.5702526
It's like the fat on your belly, only rounder and above the stomach.
Makes it most uncomfortable to run. Or to lay on your stomach.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:50 No.5702541
shit sucks
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:50 No.5702542

They end up in your armpits
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:50 No.5702546
Can you girls even sleep on your stomachs?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:52 No.5702572
Yes. I prefer not to though. It makes my neck feel funny.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:54 No.5702589

Some of us can, if we aren't really big. Otherwise we need to sleep on our side wearing a bra.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:54 No.5702598
Portable airbags
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:55 No.5702600

Yes. And without a problem.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:55 No.5702607
They get bigger if you crash into something?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:56 No.5702611

Sure. You've just got to have proper boob positioning
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:56 No.5702620
Annoying and awkward.

Yes, I am a man with boobs. It's just fat.

>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:57 No.5702621
Doesn't everything?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:57 No.5702624
It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

Wait, no, no, that's being a turtle.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:57 No.5702627
I loled SO HARD
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:57 No.5702629
Sleeping on your stomach is dumb. Sleeping on your side is god tier.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:57 No.5702632

I totally know nothing about this. Can you explain?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:58 No.5702646
I can't get comfortable sleeping on my front without the boobs, so I can't imagine what it must be like for you.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)00:59 No.5702663
Wait... larger chested females have to wear a bra when they sleep?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:00 No.5702671
What do they do in the wild?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:00 No.5702677

Gotta pick the boobs up first before lying down, otherwise it kind of hurts
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:01 No.5702681
pick lice out of each others' hair and spear antelope?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:02 No.5702704
So, what I'm getting from this thread is that boobs are like giant testicles on your chest.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:03 No.5702714
Sarah Palin?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:03 No.5702715
it's not like sleeping on out stomacks is comfortable for guys either

and no amount of proper positiong is gonna get mr willie outta the way
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:03 No.5702718
Yep, otherwise it's most uncomfortable.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:03 No.5702719
So parting them to the sides doesn't work?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:05 No.5702741
What? No. No, and why would you even think that.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:05 No.5702749
I don't know about man breasts, but a woman's breasts have ligaments which help their shape. It's not like the gut of a fat man. Large breasts aren't that much of a problem if the woman is in shape. With a good underwire sports bra the knees hurt far more than breasts while jogging.

I think your sleeping problem is more a relation of being overweight?

That's a pet peeve of mine, women who say "Oh your back must hurt, with such large breasts." NO. The back does NOT hurt. Exercise a little and you won't feel pain in your daily life either.
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:06 No.5702751
actually, I have a friend whose breasts give her back problems, and she's in shape.
her breasts are just large for her size.
she also lets me squeeze them, just for shits and giggles.
I need to get back in touch with her.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:06 No.5702756
Nipples are more important than the breasts they live on.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:06 No.5702758
It's like having a portable shelf to catch all of your crumbs.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:06 No.5702764

I'm a guy and I think that would be uncomfortable.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:07 No.5702773
Side is high tier.

Fetal Position is god tear.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:07 No.5702776
They don't actually weigh a whole lot, so as long as you have decently tone muscles it's really not a problem.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:08 No.5702794
So it's like a beard, but less itchy...
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:10 No.5702820
Only when running up or down stairs. Or maybe I'm the only one with useless bras. :|
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:11 No.5702827
OP pictures boobs are too big
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:11 No.5702834
Of course. They're like extra pillows.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:18 No.5702931
...that doesn't sound too appealing to me. All my pillows become flat, misshapen, and unnsupporting masses after a short time.
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:19 No.5702937
man...this is why I love tits.
I mean, they're just so...
squishy and warm and soft and wonderful.
Breasts are awesome.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:23 No.5702995

Don't girls have to wear an underwire? Isn't that a bit uncomfortable?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:23 No.5703014

Aren't you gay? :/
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:24 No.5703017
For one thing, breasts are supported by the pectorals, not the back. Backpain is far more likely to be a problem of posture than the breasts. For an other, average C cup breasts weighs about a pound each. That's about 1-2% of the average woman's body weight, presuming she's not overweight.

But what really ticks me off about women who complain about back problems isn't that they're either really whiny about it and get very defensive when I tell them that if they just lost a couple pounds their "heavy" breasts would stop being a factor. Or, it's some flat chested girl with a very snide and condescending attitude saying MY back must hurt. Yes, they're large, they're real, it's hereditary and they've been larger than yours since I was 12. Get over it.
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:26 No.5703049
yeah, but breasts are fucking awesome.
I mean, I like cock, but shit...tits are just great.
not mantits, either.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:26 No.5703055
It is a problem.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:26 No.5703058
Do you buy off the rack or get one fitted in a specialty shop? It's worth the extra cost.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:28 No.5703087
So... so gay men like breasts. Well, I'm confused.
>> Scratch and Grounder !!/uBq1yG0hwa 09/06/08(Sat)01:28 No.5703088
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:29 No.5703109
My boyfriend and I both like them because they're soft and comfortable. We've befriended a few very affectionate lesbians for just this purpose.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:30 No.5703128

I came.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:30 No.5703129
it may shock women(who don't exist on the internet by the way) that ALL men gay or straight or bi absolutely LOVE breasts. all anon can attest to it,
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:30 No.5703135
No, my dear, NO!
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:31 No.5703148
Shut the FUCK up.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:32 No.5703158
Sometimes, I feel a bit alien, being a vanilla, straight man, I mean.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:32 No.5703167
My friend has the same complaints.

Then she saw that MTV thing with some girl getting a breast reduction. Scared my friend away from considering the procedure.
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:33 No.5703175
I've met faggots (and I use this as a term for a specific type of homo. faggot : homosexual :: nigger : black) who were all, "EWW, BOOBIES" and not even being camp. they thought tits were gross.
I was like, what the shit, dude? tits are AWESOME.
they're like the perfect thing to snuggle against.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:34 No.5703185
Um, I'm gay and I don't like breasts.
>> parable one !!HfL9M9xslOG 09/06/08(Sat)01:34 No.5703191
Oh god. that was fucking nast.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:35 No.5703206
I'm sorry, but it just boggles my mind that a gay man can still find tits attractive.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:35 No.5703215
then said men were not human. I defy all men gay straight or otherwise to say they hate boobs. even strange boobs are just awesome, if just for their oddness.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:40 No.5703273
I don't get the whole back pains thing, I'm a D cup and I've never had problems. And what's it like? I don't know. They're rather soft and squishy. Enjoyable to squeeze every now and then. But personally, at least when schlicking, touching the boobs does NOTHING for me. Now, if it's someone who makes me all tingly to begin with, now that's magic. And as for sleeping, personally, I like going bra-less and shirtless in the summer, it's more comfy...
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:41 No.5703278
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:44 No.5703326
I'm a girl and I think you're perfectly fine.
Though I like boobs.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:46 No.5703365
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/co/ - Just... Talking About Our FEELINGS.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:48 No.5703383

Are you attracted to your own breasts?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:50 No.5703404
Do gay females think bigger breasts are better?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:51 No.5703407
Mhmm, they're cool, but I like other girls boobs better.
They are, indeed, soft and nice.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:53 No.5703423
Earlier today my girlfriend (around a b-cup) said that she'd like to have larger breasts. Then I told her about potential back pain and she had never even heard about that before and changed her mind. She's still looking forward to them growing when she gets pregnant though.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:54 No.5703441

Your girlfriend sounds pretty cool.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:54 No.5703446

Yeah, but I prefer to sleep on a side.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:54 No.5703447
You have to be the gayest motherfucker alive.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:55 No.5703450
I heard somewhere that the smaller they are the more receptive they are.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:56 No.5703464
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:56 No.5703466
So do large boobs cause back pain or what?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:58 No.5703492
Nope. Bad posture does.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:58 No.5703499
christ, it's not like I posted the entire conversation. If she magically had bigger boobs tomorrow I'd be the happiest fucker ever.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:58 No.5703505
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:59 No.5703506

Not for me, they don't.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)01:59 No.5703510
I miss my ex-GF whenever I fuck my less-gifted friends.

Bitch was stacked.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:01 No.5703533
Sorry what was this thread about again? I seem to be so very distracted
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:03 No.5703546
ITT: tittymonsters
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:05 No.5703566
We have something in common.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:06 No.5703571
Do you women have any idea how hard it is to try and sleep on your stomach, or roll over in bed when you have a boner?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:07 No.5703588
Depends how big they are. Huge ones can cause breathing problems during sleep too.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:07 No.5703589
Dude it's not that hard.

Going to sleep with a boner is another story however.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:10 No.5703625
Oh come on, it more than makes up when waking up with morning wood.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:10 No.5703629
Nah, you're just weak-backed. Suck it up.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:11 No.5703639
Which is why you get rid of the boner before trying to sleep. Women don't have that luxury.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:12 No.5703663
I have large breasts and they're also very sensitive, to the point that other stimulation is unnecessary. I think that "large=numb" is a myth.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:15 No.5703701
I love you, /co/. Never change.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:15 No.5703705
I have no idea where that shit started.

My ex with 32DD went nuts as soon as touched those puppies.

Shit was SO cash.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:18 No.5703761
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:19 No.5703768
They're nice to have, but I HATE bra shopping. Some brands say I'm a B while others say I'm a C.

Also, I have a high pain tolerance. One time an under wire came out and was actually poking me underneath right between them. When I came home from work and went to take a shower, NICE BLOODY MESS RIGHT THERE, with the wire slightly splintered in. UGH.

But yes, other than that, they're nice.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:19 No.5703778
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:21 No.5703802
>NICE BLOODY MESS RIGHT THERE, with the wire slightly splintered in

>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:21 No.5703805
Well maybe that girl just can't orgasm.

I heard that 1% of women can't do that.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:22 No.5703812
I'd lol harder if On Ji was actually a 32DD.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:22 No.5703824
More than 1%, but yeah.
>> Bananaman !!vy0HV5BHMcf 09/06/08(Sat)02:22 No.5703827
titanons, we sympathise with the issues your breasts must give you, but surely those issues are compensated for by the fact that large breasts get you male attention?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:23 No.5703836
Buy a fanny pack, wear it.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:24 No.5703857
You mean like, a counter-weight?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:25 No.5703866
Girls don't really think about what it's like to have breasts, but if I contemplate it...

They're very soft and warm, and sometimes it's fun to just jiggle them around a bit. They're very changable in shape, too; waring a bra vs. not wearing a bra, nipples hard vs soft, and lying down vs. standing up (they pillow out when you lie down, so it looks like they get smaller). And no, I hate sleeping on my stomach, it's far too uncomfortable, and I'm only a B - C cup. I go for sleeping on my back or side, usually. Buying bras is usually pretty irritating, at least for me, and I try to avoid underwires because I hate them.

So yeah. Breasts. I'm actually happy because mine got bigger when I was up at school, except now some of my tighter shirts have now become belly shirts.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:25 No.5703877
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If they don't stop growing, you run out of money for new clothes.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:25 No.5703881
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:26 No.5703888

I can't orgasm :(

sex sucks
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:28 No.5703918
Well, we're having a discussion here. I, for one, was hoping that it wouldn't derail into a porn thread.

Although the thread despresses me, it's interesting to see peoples' (an various femanons') experiences and input on the subject that we all know so much, yet so little about.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:29 No.5703940

I think I can help you with that.

...No I don't.I KNOW I can.No, really though. I'm not sexually experienced. Good luck, though. I hear only a woman can truly satisfy a woman.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:30 No.5703950
That sucks. If I couldn't orgasm I'd probably KILL myself.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:31 No.5703961

eh I like my bf enough, not so much into girls now

he tries though
bless his little heart
>> ­ 09/06/08(Sat)02:31 No.5703966
I have 'e' cups and I come hella close to orgasm every time someone even touches them. Larger definitely doesn't equal less sensitive.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:31 No.5703971
So the general consensus of the human race on the subject of breasts is that they are awesome, right? Even Gay men and Straight women enjoy other women's breasts, right?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:32 No.5703976
Because they're all lonely virgin menanons.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:32 No.5703985

"Bless his heart" is a precursor to "I can't fucking deal with this bullshit anymore."
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:32 No.5703986
Have you tried giving feedback? While I have no experience at all, my biggest fear isn't my own inability to please, but the possibility that I might be with someone who refuses to let me know what I'm doing right and wrong.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:33 No.5703990
I have Ds and nothin. Just nothin. I think I have some sensation issues

I have never known anyone who didn't appreciate a fine bust
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:33 No.5703997
Really? I have DDs and I feel nothing sexual when my tits are touched. It's just annoying, if anything.
>> Snapper Carr 09/06/08(Sat)02:33 No.5703999
My girlfriend's a WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
>> Bananaman !!vy0HV5BHMcf 09/06/08(Sat)02:33 No.5704004
but thats cause you know what youd be missing
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:33 No.5704008
I am indifferent towards my boobs.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:34 No.5704012
Nothing arouses me more than the idea of a woman having an orgasm solely through stimulation of the breasts and/or nipples.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:34 No.5704016
I suddenly really want to meet you.

But in actuality, I have now learnt something new. Some girls actually do get sexual stimulation of some kind through their nipples.

>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:34 No.5704026
The fuck is this meme from?! D:<
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:35 No.5704027
Huge breasts IRL are pretty gross. Looking at them, handling them, etc. On paper though, they're nice.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:35 No.5704031
And I would KILL myself.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:35 No.5704037
i'm always weirded out by girls with huge gaps between their boobs. are those natural? mine meet in the middle...
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA 09/06/08(Sat)02:36 No.5704040
feels good man
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:36 No.5704053

Yes? I think it depends on the size of the ribcage. I have a smallish gap when I take off my bra
might have something to do with titty size too
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:37 No.5704059
Finally, a question I have the answer to!

In the hentai manga that girl is from, her brother yells something along the lines of 'Get away from me, you fucking titty monster!' Normally, this would've gone unnoticed, until the Green Loli from the season (and hopefully series) finale of Ben 10 Alien Force made a very similar face. At that point, somebody decided 'TITTY MONSTER' should be a meme, and began posting the girl's visage whenever it was even the slightest bit relevant.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)02:38 No.5704070
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>> ­ 09/06/08(Sat)02:38 No.5704076

It's definitely true. Like having a really tingly bit of skin. I wish mine weren't so sensitive sometimes -- it can be a pain to brush against something and suddenly have peaks.

I've never had an orgasm *solely* through nipple stimulation but I bet it's possible. I'd be interested in letting someone try.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:39 No.5704087
All things considered I like how this thread went/is going.

I believe tomorrow I shall ask what testicles feel like.
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA 09/06/08(Sat)02:39 No.5704095
"Wah wah wah, I'm Dr Hero. Nobody likes me, it must be because they're all vapid cunts, not because I'm an entirely repulsive human being with no redeeming features"
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:40 No.5704106

Pft we all know you are FURIOUSLY jerking off right now
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:40 No.5704112
>154 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

You guys xD
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:41 No.5704118

As a woman I assume having a penis is the best thing ever. My boyfriend and male friends assure me that it is.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:42 No.5704137
Probably only because they don't want to admit how blah it is compared to what the ladies have.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:42 No.5704146
it has it's ups and downs
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:42 No.5704147
Just be sure to ask sometime around/after 2:00 am central. Or... around whatever time it is now for you. Late night /v/, or \^\ starts up, kids go to bed, people are tired and generally more mellowed-out, thus less likely to rage/troll, etc.
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA 09/06/08(Sat)02:43 No.5704151
I see what you did there. Also, can you control your erections?
>> Snapper Carr 09/06/08(Sat)02:43 No.5704152
ba dum tsh
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:43 No.5704153
The only cool thing about having a penis is getting a blowjob.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:44 No.5704161
Oh u.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:44 No.5704164
Thanks for the advice.

All I need now is a picture of some guy's banana hammock.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)02:44 No.5704168
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:45 No.5704175

It sucks while wearing clothing. And while sitting down. Kinda like having eggs in your pants. It's almost as though underwear designers don't even have testicles.

But there's nothing like striping down and letting them feel the wind.
>> Gehirn 09/06/08(Sat)02:45 No.5704176
On a completely related note, I, too, enjoy tits. I have had hands-on (pun intended) experience with various sizes, shapes, and consistencies, and have yet to be dissappointed.

I applaud you, women of /co/, for carrying on the fine tradition of carrying those globose agglomerations of pure joy on your chests.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:47 No.5704194
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>>5702370 What's it like to have boobs?
I just can't get enough
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:47 No.5704204
Not for about the first half of puberty. Occasionally, the magical (and sometimes inapropriate) spontaneous erection occurs.

When guys generally turn about 18, erections are much more under control. But not completely. If a guy sees/experiences something really sexy, and it starts up, there usually isn't much one can do to stop it.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:49 No.5704226
File deleted.
The only real way to read this thread
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:49 No.5704229
Are you a man?
Having a dick is the best. Dicks in general are meh, but having one rules. It's like having Disneyland on your crotch.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:50 No.5704231
I always thought it would be fun to have a penis so I could do hilarious things with it. Like put it in a hotdog bun.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:50 No.5704237
I'm so, so sorry.

>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)02:51 No.5704242
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Nonsense. you can go talk a walk, you can go pee, you can think of something unsexy, I would say you can masterbate, but Exactly what situation would you be in where boners would be a problem but masterbation would be cool for cats.

Although, there are those ones that just won't go away.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:51 No.5704243
You bitch, do you have any idea how happy a man can be with just a glance at a great pair of boobs? You have probably prevented several depression related suicides with your boobs! YOURE A FUCKING HERO AND YOUD RUIN THAT?!?!?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:52 No.5704260
I love this thread.

SO much.
>> Bananaman !!vy0HV5BHMcf 09/06/08(Sat)02:53 No.5704292
i always thought it would be great to have boobs. Showin em off..jigglin them around...and i would have the knowledge that i could make a guy's day just by lifting my shirt. And bra. I would guess that if i were a woman, i wouldnt even wear a bra. I would let my boobs jiggle around and just revel in the attention it got me.

dont any femanons ever do this?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:55 No.5704311
I'm sorry sir, but I can barely understand a single thing you're trying to tell me.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:55 No.5704313
huh, I think I know you.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:57 No.5704338
I do sometimes. When I was 16 I worked at a summer camp. One of the nerdy boys, about 13 asked if he could feel them a little. I admired the balls it took to ask so I let him. And it made me happy that I made his day.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)02:59 No.5704358

I think he's trying to list the ways a guy can get rid of an awkward boner. However, peeing with a hardon is difficult at best. I can't see how taking a walk might help ether.

But his last point makes sense. If you were in a situation where having a boner was awkward, it would not be socially acceptable to relieve yourself of said boner by masturbation. Solution: whack it in the bathroom.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:00 No.5704372
puberty sucked for us boys

thing would get set off at jsut about everything
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:02 No.5704390
Being male, I agree, but speculate that it's probably pretty tough for girls too. With the bleeding and growing and looking awkward.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:03 No.5704403
It's not immediate, but most of those remedys work after about 30 seconds. Everytime i'd get a Distraction boner in school, I'd be gone after taking a walk around the halls.

That or the yellow green walls made me flaccid.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:03 No.5704414
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Sonuvabitch you guys. Boobs are horrible. Bra shopping is about the 5th circle of hell, without a bra they hang there and fucking ache, i walk around all day self-conscious if my v-neck is too low, running/jumping is out of the question, if anyone accidentally touches them while gesturing or scooting by they suddenly act like horrified like they've raped me. And i've not experience it but, when you get pregnant they get bigger and sore and leak disgusting smelling milk.

I hope you men are happy.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:04 No.5704426
The grass is always greener on the opposite sex
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:04 No.5704433
You sound like a real drag to be around.
>> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA 09/06/08(Sat)03:05 No.5704436
Puberty sucks, full stop.
That's why you never wait until you're out of bras until you go bra shopping.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:05 No.5704438
The problem I see with this is that A) I'm missing out on class time, and B) Until it's gone, you're walking around the halls with an erection, and walking with one of those makes it extremely diffcult to conceal.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:05 No.5704439
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>> Bananaman !!vy0HV5BHMcf 09/06/08(Sat)03:05 No.5704442
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we are :3
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:06 No.5704456
Choking. Sounds like weird but you wouldn't be the first person to only get off through auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Try using a tie (silk works best) next time you are fapping/schlicking. Use a simple knot that will loosen unless you keep pulling on it that way if you get an orgasm you regain the bloodflow without having to remember complex actions like untying the tie. Best of luck.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:09 No.5704474
You guess this from a tit conversation?

I never wait until i'm out of bras. But i don't sleep with one and walk around without in the morning, so yeah.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:10 No.5704480
men cant control their erections, women do
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:10 No.5704487

stop complaining and put on those heels
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:11 No.5704490
Women can control their erections?
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>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:11 No.5704495
Yessir. Want your sandwich now?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:11 No.5704498

This. When I used to get boners in weird situations, it would usually be while I was standing. It's easy to conceal while sitting and since I enjoy being hard, its not really a big deal. For me it was always when I was wearing loose pants while standing and talking to someone.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:11 No.5704500
Women can control men's erections.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:12 No.5704509

About as well as we control our nipples hardening.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:14 No.5704521
Then why can't they make mine go down when i stand up after sitting for awhile?
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:14 No.5704524

no, afterwards
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:15 No.5704535
A swift kick fixes that right up, trust me.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:15 No.5704539
Wouldn't know. /tiny tits
>> Legion 09/06/08(Sat)03:15 No.5704542
Fuck no. They come and go when they want, I personally have no say in the matter.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:17 No.5704563
No it dosen't! I got kicked i the nuts in the lunch line one day when i had an erection(wouldn't let the bitch cut in line. acted like i owed her. fucking cunt) and i remained at full mast.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:18 No.5704583
I pretty much agree with what >>5704433 said. Tits are the greatest thing on this planet, and God gave you them to you for the same reason he gave man a penis and an erection; because we enjoy them. By hating your naturally given gift, hiding them from the world, and shunning us from enjoying them, you denying His will.

In short, dear ma'am, it is women like you who bring humanity one step closer to the Apocalypse.
>> Gehirn 09/06/08(Sat)03:19 No.5704590
I was plagued by the spontaneous boner in high school. It was always awkwardly timed, too; as in, "the bell just rang to go to the next class, and you're sitting there with a prominent boner the whole class will see when you stand up", awkwardly timed.

In response, I mastered the creative art of awkwardly dropping things off of my desk and out of my backpack so that I could bend over and pick them up while still seated and bent over.

Also, I thought about that one scene from Ninja Scroll where the big rock guy tears that one dude's arms off and drinks his blood from a brand new arm-canteen. That's kind of a boner-killer right there.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:20 No.5704595
that can actually result in a broken dick actaully

yes it is possible for men to break our dicks

it's is more painful than anything imaginable
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:20 No.5704602
What's it like to have boobs? It's okay, nothing really special, they're good for jiggiling around or squishing or poking when you're bored though. Sleeping with them is easy. I sleep mainly on my side or stomach (dont really have to make any adjustments when I sleep like this, I like the squishy feeling of it). The only time I will sleep on my back is if it hurts, and boobs are never the reason for that.

Bra shopping (since some anons mentioned it) is generally easy for me, mainly because I hate shopping, or going to places of large crowds of people in general so I don't fuck around by taking my time looking at over 9000 different bras. If I like it and it is the right size I buy it, end of story.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:20 No.5704605

You are clearly a tremendous perv.

Let's go back to talking about titties.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:22 No.5704627
It's true. Also, if it's an internal injury, and the blood clots and heals, your dick is permanently crooked.
>> Bananaman !!vy0HV5BHMcf 09/06/08(Sat)03:22 No.5704628
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if i were a woman i would press my bare breasts against windows just for the SEXUAL THRILL!

>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:24 No.5704642
I'm a perv for not letting a bitchy girl cut in line? I would have let her go for so much as a "Scuse me", but noooo bitch had to push me and say "outta da way scrub"
>> Legion 09/06/08(Sat)03:24 No.5704645
Okay, enough talk about what it's like to have boobs, let's talk about how big we like them!

I personally like them small, about the size of an apple.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:24 No.5704649
Fuck you and your God argument. I'd let >>5704487 enjoy my tits all he wants but not you
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:26 No.5704670
>Family Guy

Just... just no.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:32 No.5704741
Personally, I'm kind of cut up over it.

On one hand, I love breasts. The larger the better. I also find chubby girls sexually attractive. The more squishy things, the more enjoyable the sex. On one hand, a EE would be awesome. FF, even.

On the other hand, I would actually like a girl who is very tomboy-ish. Short hair, sweaters, etc. With preferably no breasts at all, due to the fact that I want to get to really know and interact someone without being sexually distracted, and end up making decisions with my penis. (Guys know what it's like. Like making any decision when you're really hungry, they all end in food.) I want to establish not only a relationship, but simultaneously, a friendship. If you can't even enjoy hanging out with a girl like friends, what makes you think you'll enjoy the rest of your life with her? I don't want a relationship to become too oriented around sex, and I fear larger breasts would lead to that for me.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:34 No.5704757
You. You there. You're awesome. I wanna buy you a drink and have conversations with you, because you're fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:37 No.5704779
swimming with boobs is a little weird. First of all, they float. Secondly, usually breasts are warm you see, but after you get out of a cold pool they're cold... and then you have to either warm them up manually or go into fetal position to restore the status quo.

They kind of get in the way sometimes, and I'm constantly annoyed by my bra poking out when wearing a scoop neck top.

But otherwise, they're pretty great.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:37 No.5704783
Oh, that would be cool. Though I'm sure we both live impossibly distant from each other.
>> Dr. Hero !xyUquwRsP. 09/06/08(Sat)03:37 No.5704784
I had that once. She was like my equal, but instead of cars, she liked horses. I could fucking talk with her about anything, bu she was still my girlfriend, so i could also do girlfriend things with her too.

Too bad she went fucking nuts and alienated all her friends and left me for a girl horse.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:38 No.5704790

Seconding this.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:44 No.5704869
As a girl who grew up always by a pool and on swim teams, i have no idea what you're talking about.
>> Legion 09/06/08(Sat)03:45 No.5704887
You know what amazes me? This is 4chan, and nobody's shouted "TITS OR GTFO".
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:49 No.5704918
Not to come off as elitist, but despite being 4chan, we're still /co/.
>> Anonymous 09/06/08(Sat)03:50 No.5704925

I was about to say, "well, this is \^\...", like in my previous post >>5704147

But I just realized I wasn't in /v/! It's been /co/ all along!

I should just go to /v/ less.