Dunno, I do know what they taste like, however.

It sucks.

It's a lot like not having boobs, but with more boobs.

VERY nice. I love my C cups.

AWESOME

it's like having bags of sand hanging off your front.

>>5702380
as do we all

shit sucks

I bet it feels like having balls, only heavier

>>5702379

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!

hahahahahaaaa... you made me explode with saliva-laden laughter...

How do you mean?

>>5702370
Honstly? It sucks. I suffer from near constant back pain. Once I can afford it, I am getting a breast reduction.

>>5702396
you don't have balls i take it

I still say the female frame was not meant to have globs of fat hanging off of it like that.

>>5702415
If youd like I can help you carry them

>>5702442
and yet we love 'em anyway

I don't want to have boobs, I just want to play with someone else's for a while.

>>5702442
Biology would seem to dictate otherwise.

breast reduction is the new breast enlargement

Well, I'd imagine it's alot like being a dictator.

It's not bad. When you lay down without a bra they do cool/weird things.

>>5702483
more like dick taster. LOLOL AMIRITE?

I really have no idea, given that the female back muscles are generally weaker than a mans.

hey if us guys can walk around with a tube and two balls getting in the way you girls can make do with breasts

really at least yours dont get in the way whenever you walk

or sit

or jsut plain stand around

>>5702496

Can you elaborate? :/

It's like the fat on your belly, only rounder and above the stomach.
Makes it most uncomfortable to run. Or to lay on your stomach.

shit sucks

>>5702521

They end up in your armpits

Can you girls even sleep on your stomachs?

>>5702546
Yes. I prefer not to though. It makes my neck feel funny.

>>5702546

Some of us can, if we aren't really big. Otherwise we need to sleep on our side wearing a bra.

Portable airbags

>>5702546

Yes. And without a problem.

>>5702598
They get bigger if you crash into something?

>>5702546

Sure. You've just got to have proper boob positioning

Annoying and awkward.

Yes, I am a man with boobs. It's just fat.

QUIT STARING ALREADY!

>>5702607
Doesn't everything?

It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

Wait, no, no, that's being a turtle.

>>5702501
I loled SO HARD

>>5702546
Sleeping on your stomach is dumb. Sleeping on your side is god tier.

>>5702611

I totally know nothing about this. Can you explain?

>>5702611
I can't get comfortable sleeping on my front without the boobs, so I can't imagine what it must be like for you.

Wait... larger chested females have to wear a bra when they sleep?

>>5702663
What do they do in the wild?

>>5702632

Gotta pick the boobs up first before lying down, otherwise it kind of hurts

>>5702671
pick lice out of each others' hair and spear antelope?

So, what I'm getting from this thread is that boobs are like giant testicles on your chest.

>>5702681
Sarah Palin?

it's not like sleeping on out stomacks is comfortable for guys either

and no amount of proper positiong is gonna get mr willie outta the way

>>5702663
Yep, otherwise it's most uncomfortable.

>>5702677
So parting them to the sides doesn't work?

>>5702719
What? No. No, and why would you even think that.

>>5702620
I don't know about man breasts, but a woman's breasts have ligaments which help their shape. It's not like the gut of a fat man. Large breasts aren't that much of a problem if the woman is in shape. With a good underwire sports bra the knees hurt far more than breasts while jogging.

I think your sleeping problem is more a relation of being overweight?

That's a pet peeve of mine, women who say "Oh your back must hurt, with such large breasts." NO. The back does NOT hurt. Exercise a little and you won't feel pain in your daily life either.

>>5702734
actually, I have a friend whose breasts give her back problems, and she's in shape.
her breasts are just large for her size.
she also lets me squeeze them, just for shits and giggles.
I need to get back in touch with her.

Nipples are more important than the breasts they live on.

It's like having a portable shelf to catch all of your crumbs.

>>5702719

I'm a guy and I think that would be uncomfortable.

>>5702629
Side is high tier.

Fetal Position is god tear.

>>5702749
They don't actually weigh a whole lot, so as long as you have decently tone muscles it's really not a problem.

>>5702758
So it's like a beard, but less itchy...

>>5702764
Only when running up or down stairs. Or maybe I'm the only one with useless bras. :|

OP pictures boobs are too big

>>5702546
Of course. They're like extra pillows.

>>5702834
...that doesn't sound too appealing to me. All my pillows become flat, misshapen, and unnsupporting masses after a short time.

>>5702834
man...this is why I love tits.
I mean, they're just so...
squishy and warm and soft and wonderful.
Breasts are awesome.

>>5702718

Don't girls have to wear an underwire? Isn't that a bit uncomfortable?

>>5702937

Aren't you gay? :/

>>5702751
For one thing, breasts are supported by the pectorals, not the back. Backpain is far more likely to be a problem of posture than the breasts. For an other, average C cup breasts weighs about a pound each. That's about 1-2% of the average woman's body weight, presuming she's not overweight.

But what really ticks me off about women who complain about back problems isn't that they're either really whiny about it and get very defensive when I tell them that if they just lost a couple pounds their "heavy" breasts would stop being a factor. Or, it's some flat chested girl with a very snide and condescending attitude saying MY back must hurt. Yes, they're large, they're real, it's hereditary and they've been larger than yours since I was 12. Get over it.

>>5703014
yeah, but breasts are fucking awesome.
I mean, I like cock, but shit...tits are just great.
not mantits, either.

It is a problem.

>>5702820
Do you buy off the rack or get one fitted in a specialty shop? It's worth the extra cost.

So... so gay men like breasts. Well, I'm confused.

>>5703049
/d/ - SONS OF PARABLE ONE

>>5703087
My boyfriend and I both like them because they're soft and comfortable. We've befriended a few very affectionate lesbians for just this purpose.

>>5703109

I came.

it may shock women(who don't exist on the internet by the way) that ALL men gay or straight or bi absolutely LOVE breasts. all anon can attest to it,

>>5702370
No, my dear, NO!

>>5702827
Shut the FUCK up.

Sometimes, I feel a bit alien, being a vanilla, straight man, I mean.

>>5702415
My friend has the same complaints.

Then she saw that MTV thing with some girl getting a breast reduction. Scared my friend away from considering the procedure.

>>5703129
no.
I've met faggots (and I use this as a term for a specific type of homo. faggot : homosexual :: nigger : black) who were all, "EWW, BOOBIES" and not even being camp. they thought tits were gross.
I was like, what the shit, dude? tits are AWESOME.
they're like the perfect thing to snuggle against.

>>5703129
Um, I'm gay and I don't like breasts.

>>5703167
Oh god. that was fucking nast.

I'm sorry, but it just boggles my mind that a gay man can still find tits attractive.

>>5703175
then said men were not human. I defy all men gay straight or otherwise to say they hate boobs. even strange boobs are just awesome, if just for their oddness.

I don't get the whole back pains thing, I'm a D cup and I've never had problems. And what's it like? I don't know. They're rather soft and squishy. Enjoyable to squeeze every now and then. But personally, at least when schlicking, touching the boobs does NOTHING for me. Now, if it's someone who makes me all tingly to begin with, now that's magic. And as for sleeping, personally, I like going bra-less and shirtless in the summer, it's more comfy...

lmfao http://tinyurl.com/6zcxxq

>>5703185
I'm a girl and I think you're perfectly fine.
Though I like boobs.

/co/ - Just... Talking About Our FEELINGS.

>>5703326

Are you attracted to your own breasts?

Do gay females think bigger breasts are better?

>>5703383
Mhmm, they're cool, but I like other girls boobs better.
They are, indeed, soft and nice.

Earlier today my girlfriend (around a b-cup) said that she'd like to have larger breasts. Then I told her about potential back pain and she had never even heard about that before and changed her mind. She's still looking forward to them growing when she gets pregnant though.

>>5703423

Your girlfriend sounds pretty cool.

>>5702546

Yeah, but I prefer to sleep on a side.

>>5703423
You have to be the gayest motherfucker alive.

>>5703273
I heard somewhere that the smaller they are the more receptive they are.

>>5703447
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

So do large boobs cause back pain or what?

>>5703466
Nope. Bad posture does.

>>5703464
>>5703447
christ, it's not like I posted the entire conversation. If she magically had bigger boobs tomorrow I'd be the happiest fucker ever.

>>5703466

Not for me, they don't.

I miss my ex-GF whenever I fuck my less-gifted friends.

Bitch was stacked.

>>5703505
Sorry what was this thread about again? I seem to be so very distracted

ITT: tittymonsters

>>5703510
We have something in common.

Do you women have any idea how hard it is to try and sleep on your stomach, or roll over in bed when you have a boner?

>>5703466
>>5703492
Depends how big they are. Huge ones can cause breathing problems during sleep too.

>>5703571
Dude it's not that hard.

Going to sleep with a boner is another story however.

>>5703571
Oh come on, it more than makes up when waking up with morning wood.

>>5703588
Nah, you're just weak-backed. Suck it up.

>>5703589
Which is why you get rid of the boner before trying to sleep. Women don't have that luxury.

>>5703450
I have large breasts and they're also very sensitive, to the point that other stimulation is unnecessary. I think that "large=numb" is a myth.

I love you, /co/. Never change.

>>5703663
I have no idea where that shit started.

My ex with 32DD went nuts as soon as touched those puppies.

Shit was SO cash.

>>5703705

They're nice to have, but I HATE bra shopping. Some brands say I'm a B while others say I'm a C.

Also, I have a high pain tolerance. One time an under wire came out and was actually poking me underneath right between them. When I came home from work and went to take a shower, NICE BLOODY MESS RIGHT THERE, with the wire slightly splintered in. UGH.

But yes, other than that, they're nice.

>>5703761
lol'd

>>5703768
>NICE BLOODY MESS RIGHT THERE, with the wire slightly splintered in

;~;

>>5703705
>>5703663
Well maybe that girl just can't orgasm.

I heard that 1% of women can't do that.

>>5703778
I'd lol harder if On Ji was actually a 32DD.

>>5703805
More than 1%, but yeah.

titanons, we sympathise with the issues your breasts must give you, but surely those issues are compensated for by the fact that large breasts get you male attention?

Buy a fanny pack, wear it.

>>5703836
You mean like, a counter-weight?

Girls don't really think about what it's like to have breasts, but if I contemplate it...

They're very soft and warm, and sometimes it's fun to just jiggle them around a bit. They're very changable in shape, too; waring a bra vs. not wearing a bra, nipples hard vs soft, and lying down vs. standing up (they pillow out when you lie down, so it looks like they get smaller). And no, I hate sleeping on my stomach, it's far too uncomfortable, and I'm only a B - C cup. I go for sleeping on my back or side, usually. Buying bras is usually pretty irritating, at least for me, and I try to avoid underwires because I hate them.

So yeah. Breasts. I'm actually happy because mine got bigger when I was up at school, except now some of my tighter shirts have now become belly shirts.

If they don't stop growing, you run out of money for new clothes.

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>>5703805

I can't orgasm :(

sex sucks

>>5703881
Well, we're having a discussion here. I, for one, was hoping that it wouldn't derail into a porn thread.

Although the thread despresses me, it's interesting to see peoples' (an various femanons') experiences and input on the subject that we all know so much, yet so little about.

>>5703888

I think I can help you with that.

...No I don't.I KNOW I can.No, really though. I'm not sexually experienced. Good luck, though. I hear only a woman can truly satisfy a woman.

>>5703888
That sucks. If I couldn't orgasm I'd probably KILL myself.

>>5703940

eh I like my bf enough, not so much into girls now

he tries though
bless his little heart

I have 'e' cups and I come hella close to orgasm every time someone even touches them. Larger definitely doesn't equal less sensitive.

So the general consensus of the human race on the subject of breasts is that they are awesome, right? Even Gay men and Straight women enjoy other women's breasts, right?

>>5703881
Because they're all lonely virgin menanons.

>>5703961

"Bless his heart" is a precursor to "I can't fucking deal with this bullshit anymore."

>>5703961
Have you tried giving feedback? While I have no experience at all, my biggest fear isn't my own inability to please, but the possibility that I might be with someone who refuses to let me know what I'm doing right and wrong.

>>5703966
I have Ds and nothin. Just nothin. I think I have some sensation issues

>>5703971
I have never known anyone who didn't appreciate a fine bust

>>5703966
Really? I have DDs and I feel nothing sexual when my tits are touched. It's just annoying, if anything.

My girlfriend's a WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

>>5703950
but thats cause you know what youd be missing

I am indifferent towards my boobs.

Nothing arouses me more than the idea of a woman having an orgasm solely through stimulation of the breasts and/or nipples.

>>5703966
I suddenly really want to meet you.

But in actuality, I have now learnt something new. Some girls actually do get sexual stimulation of some kind through their nipples.

Interesting.

>>5703941
The fuck is this meme from?! D:<

Huge breasts IRL are pretty gross. Looking at them, handling them, etc. On paper though, they're nice.

>>5704004
And I would KILL myself.

i'm always weirded out by girls with huge gaps between their boobs. are those natural? mine meet in the middle...

feels good man

>>5704037

Yes? I think it depends on the size of the ribcage. I have a smallish gap when I take off my bra
might have something to do with titty size too

>>5704026
Finally, a question I have the answer to!

In the hentai manga that girl is from, her brother yells something along the lines of 'Get away from me, you fucking titty monster!' Normally, this would've gone unnoticed, until the Green Loli from the season (and hopefully series) finale of Ben 10 Alien Force made a very similar face. At that point, somebody decided 'TITTY MONSTER' should be a meme, and began posting the girl's visage whenever it was even the slightest bit relevant.

This thread

>>5704012
>>5704016

It's definitely true. Like having a really tingly bit of skin. I wish mine weren't so sensitive sometimes -- it can be a pain to brush against something and suddenly have peaks.

I've never had an orgasm *solely* through nipple stimulation but I bet it's possible. I'd be interested in letting someone try.

All things considered I like how this thread went/is going.

I believe tomorrow I shall ask what testicles feel like.

>>5704070
"Wah wah wah, I'm Dr Hero. Nobody likes me, it must be because they're all vapid cunts, not because I'm an entirely repulsive human being with no redeeming features"

>>5704070

Pft we all know you are FURIOUSLY jerking off right now

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You guys xD

>>5704087

As a woman I assume having a penis is the best thing ever. My boyfriend and male friends assure me that it is.

>>5704118
Probably only because they don't want to admit how blah it is compared to what the ladies have.

>>5704118
it has it's ups and downs

>>5704087
Just be sure to ask sometime around/after 2:00 am central. Or... around whatever time it is now for you. Late night /v/, or \^\ starts up, kids go to bed, people are tired and generally more mellowed-out, thus less likely to rage/troll, etc.

>>5704146
I see what you did there. Also, can you control your erections?

>>5704146
ba dum tsh

>>5704118
The only cool thing about having a penis is getting a blowjob.

>>5704146
Oh u.

>>5704147
Thanks for the advice.

All I need now is a picture of some guy's banana hammock.

>>5704106
>>5704095
This thread

>>5704087

It sucks while wearing clothing. And while sitting down. Kinda like having eggs in your pants. It's almost as though underwear designers don't even have testicles.

But there's nothing like striping down and letting them feel the wind.

On a completely related note, I, too, enjoy tits. I have had hands-on (pun intended) experience with various sizes, shapes, and consistencies, and have yet to be dissappointed.

I applaud you, women of /co/, for carrying on the fine tradition of carrying those globose agglomerations of pure joy on your chests.

>>5702370 What's it like to have boobs?
I just can't get enough

>>5704151
Not for about the first half of puberty. Occasionally, the magical (and sometimes inapropriate) spontaneous erection occurs.

When guys generally turn about 18, erections are much more under control. But not completely. If a guy sees/experiences something really sexy, and it starts up, there usually isn't much one can do to stop it.

The only real way to read this thread

>>5704153
Are you a man?
Having a dick is the best. Dicks in general are meh, but having one rules. It's like having Disneyland on your crotch.

I always thought it would be fun to have a penis so I could do hilarious things with it. Like put it in a hotdog bun.

>>5703997
I'm so, so sorry.

>>5704027
False.

>>5704204
Nonsense. you can go talk a walk, you can go pee, you can think of something unsexy, I would say you can masterbate, but Exactly what situation would you be in where boners would be a problem but masterbation would be cool for cats.


Although, there are those ones that just won't go away.

>>5702415
You bitch, do you have any idea how happy a man can be with just a glance at a great pair of boobs? You have probably prevented several depression related suicides with your boobs! YOURE A FUCKING HERO AND YOUD RUIN THAT?!?!?

I love this thread.

SO much.

>>5704231
i always thought it would be great to have boobs. Showin em off..jigglin them around...and i would have the knowledge that i could make a guy's day just by lifting my shirt. And bra. I would guess that if i were a woman, i wouldnt even wear a bra. I would let my boobs jiggle around and just revel in the attention it got me.

dont any femanons ever do this?

>>5704242
I'm sorry sir, but I can barely understand a single thing you're trying to tell me.

>>5703888
huh, I think I know you.

>>5704292
I do sometimes. When I was 16 I worked at a summer camp. One of the nerdy boys, about 13 asked if he could feel them a little. I admired the balls it took to ask so I let him. And it made me happy that I made his day.

>>5704311

I think he's trying to list the ways a guy can get rid of an awkward boner. However, peeing with a hardon is difficult at best. I can't see how taking a walk might help ether.

But his last point makes sense. If you were in a situation where having a boner was awkward, it would not be socially acceptable to relieve yourself of said boner by masturbation. Solution: whack it in the bathroom.

puberty sucked for us boys

thing would get set off at jsut about everything

>>5704372
Being male, I agree, but speculate that it's probably pretty tough for girls too. With the bleeding and growing and looking awkward.

>>5704358
It's not immediate, but most of those remedys work after about 30 seconds. Everytime i'd get a Distraction boner in school, I'd be gone after taking a walk around the halls.

That or the yellow green walls made me flaccid.

Sonuvabitch you guys. Boobs are horrible. Bra shopping is about the 5th circle of hell, without a bra they hang there and fucking ache, i walk around all day self-conscious if my v-neck is too low, running/jumping is out of the question, if anyone accidentally touches them while gesturing or scooting by they suddenly act like horrified like they've raped me. And i've not experience it but, when you get pregnant they get bigger and sore and leak disgusting smelling milk.

I hope you men are happy.

The grass is always greener on the opposite sex

>>5704414
You sound like a real drag to be around.

>>5704390
Puberty sucks, full stop.
>>5704414
That's why you never wait until you're out of bras until you go bra shopping.

>>5704403
The problem I see with this is that A) I'm missing out on class time, and B) Until it's gone, you're walking around the halls with an erection, and walking with one of those makes it extremely diffcult to conceal.

>>5704414

>>5704414
we are :3

>>5703888
Choking. Sounds like weird but you wouldn't be the first person to only get off through auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Try using a tie (silk works best) next time you are fapping/schlicking. Use a simple knot that will loosen unless you keep pulling on it that way if you get an orgasm you regain the bloodflow without having to remember complex actions like untying the tie. Best of luck.

>>5704433
You guess this from a tit conversation?

>>5704436
I never wait until i'm out of bras. But i don't sleep with one and walk around without in the morning, so yeah.

>>5704151
men cant control their erections, women do

>>5704414

stop complaining and put on those heels

>>5704480
Women can control their erections?

>>5702370

>>5704487
Yessir. Want your sandwich now?

>>5704438

This. When I used to get boners in weird situations, it would usually be while I was standing. It's easy to conceal while sitting and since I enjoy being hard, its not really a big deal. For me it was always when I was wearing loose pants while standing and talking to someone.

>>5704490
Women can control men's erections.

>>5704490

About as well as we control our nipples hardening.

>>5704500
Then why can't they make mine go down when i stand up after sitting for awhile?

>>5704495

no, afterwards

>>5704521
A swift kick fixes that right up, trust me.

Wouldn't know. /tiny tits

>>5704151
Fuck no. They come and go when they want, I personally have no say in the matter.

>>5704535
No it dosen't! I got kicked i the nuts in the lunch line one day when i had an erection(wouldn't let the bitch cut in line. acted like i owed her. fucking cunt) and i remained at full mast.

>>5704414
I pretty much agree with what >>5704433 said. Tits are the greatest thing on this planet, and God gave you them to you for the same reason he gave man a penis and an erection; because we enjoy them. By hating your naturally given gift, hiding them from the world, and shunning us from enjoying them, you denying His will.

In short, dear ma'am, it is women like you who bring humanity one step closer to the Apocalypse.

>>5704438
I was plagued by the spontaneous boner in high school. It was always awkwardly timed, too; as in, "the bell just rang to go to the next class, and you're sitting there with a prominent boner the whole class will see when you stand up", awkwardly timed.

In response, I mastered the creative art of awkwardly dropping things off of my desk and out of my backpack so that I could bend over and pick them up while still seated and bent over.

Also, I thought about that one scene from Ninja Scroll where the big rock guy tears that one dude's arms off and drinks his blood from a brand new arm-canteen. That's kind of a boner-killer right there.

>>5704535
that can actually result in a broken dick actaully

yes it is possible for men to break our dicks

it's is more painful than anything imaginable

What's it like to have boobs? It's okay, nothing really special, they're good for jiggiling around or squishing or poking when you're bored though. Sleeping with them is easy. I sleep mainly on my side or stomach (dont really have to make any adjustments when I sleep like this, I like the squishy feeling of it). The only time I will sleep on my back is if it hurts, and boobs are never the reason for that.

Bra shopping (since some anons mentioned it) is generally easy for me, mainly because I hate shopping, or going to places of large crowds of people in general so I don't fuck around by taking my time looking at over 9000 different bras. If I like it and it is the right size I buy it, end of story.

>>5704563

You are clearly a tremendous perv.

Let's go back to talking about titties.

>>5704595
It's true. Also, if it's an internal injury, and the blood clots and heals, your dick is permanently crooked.

if i were a woman i would press my bare breasts against windows just for the SEXUAL THRILL!

THE SEXUAL THRILL!

>>5704605
I'm a perv for not letting a bitchy girl cut in line? I would have let her go for so much as a "Scuse me", but noooo bitch had to push me and say "outta da way scrub"

Okay, enough talk about what it's like to have boobs, let's talk about how big we like them!

I personally like them small, about the size of an apple.

>>5704583
Fuck you and your God argument. I'd let >>5704487 enjoy my tits all he wants but not you

>>5704628
>Family Guy

Just... just no.

>>5704645
Personally, I'm kind of cut up over it.

On one hand, I love breasts. The larger the better. I also find chubby girls sexually attractive. The more squishy things, the more enjoyable the sex. On one hand, a EE would be awesome. FF, even.

On the other hand, I would actually like a girl who is very tomboy-ish. Short hair, sweaters, etc. With preferably no breasts at all, due to the fact that I want to get to really know and interact someone without being sexually distracted, and end up making decisions with my penis. (Guys know what it's like. Like making any decision when you're really hungry, they all end in food.) I want to establish not only a relationship, but simultaneously, a friendship. If you can't even enjoy hanging out with a girl like friends, what makes you think you'll enjoy the rest of your life with her? I don't want a relationship to become too oriented around sex, and I fear larger breasts would lead to that for me.

>>5704741
You. You there. You're awesome. I wanna buy you a drink and have conversations with you, because you're fucking awesome.

swimming with boobs is a little weird. First of all, they float. Secondly, usually breasts are warm you see, but after you get out of a cold pool they're cold... and then you have to either warm them up manually or go into fetal position to restore the status quo.

They kind of get in the way sometimes, and I'm constantly annoyed by my bra poking out when wearing a scoop neck top.

But otherwise, they're pretty great.

>>5704757
Oh, that would be cool. Though I'm sure we both live impossibly distant from each other.

>>5704741
I had that once. She was like my equal, but instead of cars, she liked horses. I could fucking talk with her about anything, bu she was still my girlfriend, so i could also do girlfriend things with her too.


Too bad she went fucking nuts and alienated all her friends and left me for a girl horse.

>>5704757

Seconding this.

>>5704779
As a girl who grew up always by a pool and on swim teams, i have no idea what you're talking about.

You know what amazes me? This is 4chan, and nobody's shouted "TITS OR GTFO".

>>5704887
Not to come off as elitist, but despite being 4chan, we're still /co/.

>>5704887

I was about to say, "well, this is \^\...", like in my previous post >>5704147

But I just realized I wasn't in /v/! It's been /co/ all along!

I should just go to /v/ less.