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62 KB Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:39 No.5454985  
You wait, at the Oscar cerimony, they announce Heath Ledger as the winner, they call for a minute of silence. Then...ha ha ha ho he ha.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:41 No.5455018
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:41 No.5455024
don't mock the dead son.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:41 No.5455027
If they didn't laugh when the Next Karate Kid won, why would they laugh when the 10 Things I Hate About You guy wins?
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:42 No.5455036
What kind of insensitive jerk would laugh at a dead person at the Oscars?

That requires a personality. No one in attendance has one of those.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:43 No.5455052
Joker walks on stage?
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:43 No.5455053
i don't get it.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:43 No.5455057

He looks so damn happy at that photo shoot. Like he's really enjoying himself.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:44 No.5455061
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ha ha ha ho he ha.
>> loves2spooge 08/20/08(Wed)23:44 No.5455063
I would be so so happy...
I will have to do it... :)
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:44 No.5455066
Over your heads... eh?
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:44 No.5455073
question is: what artist is ballsy enough to draw him amongst the black lantern corps in a 'blackest knight' issue.

(in b4 'land cuz hell trace a pic)
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:44 No.5455075

over your head, those comments are
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:45 No.5455083
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*standing behind the podium*
"Why so serious?"
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:46 No.5455095
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ha ha ha ho he ha
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:46 No.5455097
That would be epic OP.
>> Dr. Penguin !KV4CgQB7cs 08/20/08(Wed)23:47 No.5455109
Man, I remember when we were speculating that he'd do that at the opening of TDK.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:47 No.5455111
And quite illegal, you can't just fake your death like that.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:47 No.5455114

......that, is fucking AWESOME
>> SGDA 08/20/08(Wed)23:49 No.5455162
If I was pronounced dead that would be a fucking epic golden opportunity. I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil in people's cars. I didn't care what kind of job it was, though. Just so people didn't know me and I didn't know anybody. I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:50 No.5455176
you're right, the joker would never break the law
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:51 No.5455197
Heath Ledger would to the OG of Trolls.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:53 No.5455214
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Neither would Heath Ledger.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:54 No.5455232
admittedly, it'd be a hell of a conspiracy of people working together to create a stunt of that magnitude. Cops, coroners, an Olsen Twin...
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:55 No.5455242
Pretty sure his pills were legal.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:55 No.5455245
The death was announced on fucking CNN.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:56 No.5455267
I'm amazed J.D. Salinger has internet access. Or a computer at all!
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:57 No.5455268

His 'magic trick' will involve the award itself.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:57 No.5455274

Holy shit. You're right. What were we all thinking? /hidethread
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:57 No.5455276
As much as I'd loved to see Heath break in on stage like's not going to happen.

Also, celebrities are too big just to dissapear that easily
>> SGDA 08/20/08(Wed)23:58 No.5455284
Quiet you phony moron.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:59 No.5455299
It would be funny if he appeared on stage, accepted the reward, and then blew his brains out. That would be an untoppable trolling.
>> Anonymous 08/20/08(Wed)23:59 No.5455300

Hey... this guy's a phony.
>> Ted Fufu 08/21/08(Thu)00:00 No.5455312

nighttime /co/ is surprisingly well read
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:00 No.5455316
Heath Ledger - The Grandmaster Troll
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:01 No.5455324
at first they'd think it was a sound glitch as they just played a clip from the movie before the acceptance.

until someone from the audience free-throws a gas canister onto stage.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:01 No.5455330

It was mandatory at my high school. I fucking hate it.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:02 No.5455341
I kept thinking, "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
>> SGDA 08/21/08(Thu)00:04 No.5455357
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Even though Catcher in the Rye is an overrated book. I prefer Salinger's Nine Stories.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:05 No.5455370
Catcher in the Rye is pretty much the only book I had to read in high school that I didn't like.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:05 No.5455376
Fuck you! Fuck all you damn phonies and your damn phony fake deaths!
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:06 No.5455385
Yeah you can. The illegal part would be the police collaborating with him and all.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:07 No.5455392
I was more impressed by the daytime thread that ended with a deathwish for Chaucer.
>> Catholicfag !oC44VYEeX2 08/21/08(Thu)00:13 No.5455480

Hated "Catcher in the Rye". Nothing but Jewish condescension and subversion and neurosis.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:14 No.5455506
there's a thread in the /a/ board of people trying to pit their weeaboo villainy against the joker
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:14 No.5455513

>> HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD! Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:15 No.5455529
that would be the greatest thing since...since...
He should present the award and then Heath comes out and the whole world fucking STOPS...i'd lol anon

lol HARD.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:18 No.5455544
"I can make this award...disappear!"

And Nicholson rams Michael Keaton's head upon the statue.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:18 No.5455550
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Ya wanna know how I got these scars...?

Yknow it happened a long time ago. Well not too long. See I was on, you know... a bit of a "bender" I guess, it happens to the best of people. Well, when the police found my body on the floor --and I don't remember much here-- well damn I was... all sliced up! Eee hee hee hee!
Damn, all those months alone in a cold hotel made me go a little... batty.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:19 No.5455562
Heath Ledger is obviously going get a pity award at the Oscars this year, but I have a feeling that they might hand him "Best Actor" over "Best Supporting Actor," simply because OH HE WAS SO AWESOME AND HE'S TOTALLY DEAD!

But I know I am not alone in believing that he faked his own death as a promotion for this film. I think that when they name him winner of Best Actor, the lights will go out, and that Joker laugh will ring out. When the lights go back on to reveal the Ledge sliding down a rope of some kind, the tails of his suit jacket rising. He will take the award in silence, walk up to the mic slowly and say

"Why so serious?"

Some will cry, some will cheer, some will have strokes.

Don't see why though, since it's so obvious.
>> Skip 08/21/08(Thu)00:20 No.5455584

then Christan Bale rappels from the ceiling, punches out Ledger and says "Sorry for the disturbance" and just walks off stage, dragging Ledgers unconscious body behind him.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:21 No.5455589
>> karpad !eTHOuZDF46 08/21/08(Thu)00:21 No.5455592
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I know how you feel, OP, I really do. I was still holding out hope that he'd show up to the premiere in makeup. not likely, but... hope.

>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:21 No.5455595

I really hope you're right. I really do.
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>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:22 No.5455615
7/10. Actually almost got me.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:23 No.5455627
If he did fake his death, which I don't really think he did, It would be the most fucking awesome thing in recent memory.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:23 No.5455628
This would be FUCKWIN. Someone make it happen pls
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:23 No.5455634
You totally know that the first time he says it he's too far away from the mic and you only hear a faint mumbling, until he realizes no one's screaming, so he taps it a few times and then jams his face in closer and screams it in, and that's when people start their crying.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:23 No.5455644
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck.

THAT'S IT. I don't care if Ledger is too dead to pull this off.

If Ledger is really dead, anonymous has to pose as him and pull off his lines for him.

>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:24 No.5455649

And then they have hot sex.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:24 No.5455651
if he was nominated for best actor from that movie...i'd be amazed. Super hero movies dont count as art among critics.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:25 No.5455670
he's be arrested for faking his death and for drug possession, but who fucking cares. Holy shit.
I have a feeling whatever his bail is, the anonymi will raise it and get him out.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:28 No.5455703
Why would they arrest him for faking his death?
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:28 No.5455704
You're right. Somebody HAS had a joke go over their head here.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:29 No.5455727
In the Oscars livethread /tv/ had this year, we kept talking about how fucking great it would have been if Heath showed up after his memorial screen rolled, shooting tear gas into the crowd laughing. Now we'll have to imagine the OP scenario:

Ledger: I'd like to thank the Academy, and all the little people I had to step on to get backstage...

Christian Bale, in the batsuit: PUT DOWN THE AWARD!

Ledger: But I won it fair and square. Stick around for the afterparty, Bats, it'll be a gas! uhahahahahaha!
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:29 No.5455729
he's an australian citizen so he's only legally dead in australia
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:30 No.5455735
Heath Ledger wins Lifetime Achievement Award.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:30 No.5455742

>>then Christan Bale rappels from the ceiling, punches out Ledger and says "Sorry for the disturbance" and just walks off stage, dragging Ledgers unconscious body behind him.

However, Ledger has left a grenade in Maggie G's lap, which explodes and scars/deforms Eckert to her left, turning him into Two-face. He then flips a coin to decide whether Bale gets an Ocscar for Batman or dies.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:31 No.5455750
Or should I say, "ending so many lifetimes"! uhAHUAHahAHAhahAHaHhAHahA
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:32 No.5455765
>> GODDAMN IT! Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:33 No.5455773
ANON! pls, stop STOP STOP STOP this all seems all too possible and...and I want it to happen but...but...HOLY SHIT MAN could we really handle that shit I mean srsly thats like DIVIDING BY FUCKING 0 TWICE OR SOMETHING...or idk for all those religiohs out there



nuff said...
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:37 No.5455830

>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:37 No.5455834
i lol'd

that would be fucking epic
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:40 No.5455880
I came.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:41 No.5455890
Look I dont know, Im not a huge Ledger fan, but when I heard the news, the first thing that popped on my mind was "he FAKED it!". I know im not the only one that has a weird feeling, like it didnt happened. I couldnt care less if he died or lived, but to this day something inside tells me that he was alive inside that body bag.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:42 No.5455897

That would be the most brick shittingly awesome thing ever.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:43 No.5455908
I would give him major props if he actually pulled off faking his death.
>> Well... Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:45 No.5455935
He kinda was...but sofar only in the film unfortunately
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:46 No.5455951
Hey, wouldnt it be awesome if Heath was actually reading this and posting on /co/? I mean, it´s not like he has anything to do until the Oscars. Keep your hopes up guys, it may happen, remember keep that smile on that face, with love.

>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:47 No.5455964
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:47 No.5455965
You...FFFFFF I want this to be true so bad
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That is, of course, if the police can catch him, and prove that he is Heath Ledger. If a convincing enough look alike manages to pull it all off and get away, while another group manages to steal Heath's body/ashes, then no one will ever know!
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:51 No.5456023
So, the idea's out there, let's discuss it. How shall we go about stealing Heath Ledger's Oscar under the guise of the Jokerz?
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:52 No.5456037
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:55 No.5456095
We stick someone up there in full costume 2 weeks before the show starts. By the time he busts out of there he'll stink and be batshit crazy. Perfect.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:55 No.5456100
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:56 No.5456112
It is legal as long as you continue to pay income taxes. Since you still have to pay taxes for the year in which you die he has until 2009 taxes are due to reveal himself.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:57 No.5456135

Hurm, yes. And why not flood the auditorium with laughing gas, just to get the message across.
>> A CHALLENGER APPEARS! Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)00:57 No.5456136
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EPICWIN Theory: No doubt multiplemen this may well be impossible as well as improbable but...
I'm gonna take a guess that the only thing better than his performance, and him actually being alive and doing the oscar prank thing (genius) would be...

and umm well can pretty much use your imagination from there /co/...

What would come of this?

All I know is Chicago NY or where ever the hell the Gotham look alike city is FUCKED FIRST...

and slowly but surely little tidbits of strange happennings start popping up on youtube,cnn, etc...

If this ever happened in life what would your reaction be?

HA! I don't know about you guys but...

Bitches i'm goin sign up for some anarchy...

nuff said
>> karpad !eTHOuZDF46 08/21/08(Thu)00:58 No.5456149
I wonder how many barrels of diesel he hid under the theater where the ceremony is held.

and what the rules are to blow or not blow.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:02 No.5456211
If I don't win, you die.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:02 No.5456214
If Ledger did show up still in character, I think it's safe to assume that millions across the country would accept his leadership and introduce a little anarchy.
>> Astrononymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:03 No.5456231
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>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:05 No.5456250
Now let's not uhhh...BLOW this outta proportion /co/...

oh well fuck, guess it already is

continue the awesome madness
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Fuck, I'll just post this.
>> Astrononymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:06 No.5456271
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>> HA! Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:07 No.5456283
Obama & McCain would be ROYALLY FUCKED!

no presidential election...EVER...AGAIN


aww shit /co/ don't get me started...
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:07 No.5456286
fuck yes.
>> yea... Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:09 No.5456320
pretty much millions across THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD BITCHES...
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:21 No.5456494

Oh god, Heath Ledger could win on write-in votes.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:36 No.5456752
Will he show us the disappearing pencil trick?
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:38 No.5456789
"Now I will make this Oscar disappear! *grabs host* *slaps on stand* TADA! It's... gone."
>> Bea 08/21/08(Thu)01:41 No.5456841


Pfffft. oh u

Also: this board is depressing and fills me with false hope.

>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:42 No.5456878
I'd sell my soul for that.
>> Amazing 08/21/08(Thu)01:44 No.5456918


How many Oscars do you think Wall-E is going to take?

Methink at least 3. Animated Film, Soundtrack, and Sound Effects.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:55 No.5457102
i was just thinking the same thing...
and it worries me somewhat cause I actually mean it /co/...
>> Bea 08/21/08(Thu)01:57 No.5457134

For sure Animated Film and Sound Effects, maybe screenplay?

TDK might be a challenge for Soundtrack.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)01:57 No.5457139
DO IT. If enough people do this he will have to come back
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:33 No.5457694
>> Amazing 08/21/08(Thu)02:37 No.5457743

I suppose.

I'd love, and I mean LOVE, to see it get Best Picture, and other than Dark Knight I can't think of anything that could really stand out with it.

Hell, just seeing it NOMINATED for Best Picture would make my freakin' day.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:37 No.5457760
hohoho my god.
>> Bea 08/21/08(Thu)02:38 No.5457768

The problem is that the academy very very very very rarely picks movies that are comedies or animated for best picture.

>> Amazing 08/21/08(Thu)02:39 No.5457782

Do you think it has a chance at Best Romance? Because it would also make my day to see all those highbrow overwritten facesucking films get a comeuppance.
>> karpad !eTHOuZDF46 08/21/08(Thu)02:42 No.5457831
No he couldn't! He's Australian or something! He's NOT AMERICAN! He doesn't even wear a flag on his head!
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:42 No.5457843
...nigga what the fuck is Best Romance

Go to bed, you have school soon
>> Amazing 08/21/08(Thu)02:45 No.5457876

Man, I don't know the fuckin' Oscars.

Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor/Actress, Sound Effects, Soundtrack, Special Effects, Animated. That's all I know.
>> Bea 08/21/08(Thu)02:48 No.5457923

The problem with the Oscars is that it really has pretty limited categories that excludes animation from a lot of categories. Here's to hoping for best screenplay.

The Academy's a crock anyway.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:50 No.5457961
I felt the same as pretty much all of you when I heard Heath Ledger was dead. I thought it had to be a prank of some kind in promotion of the movie. It all seemed way too convenient. I mean, he was working on a Terry Gilliam movie and happened to die right when it would be okay to recast three different top-tier actors into the shared role for the rest of the film.

If he's not really dead, he should win an award for being fucking awesome. But I assume he is actually dead seeing as, yeah, there'd need to be a LOT of fucking collaborators to pull this off.
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>> karpad !eTHOuZDF46 08/21/08(Thu)03:03 No.5458152
That's right. Still, Dark Knight was a hell of a movie. Number one at the box office.
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:10 No.5458248
it should be apparent that you obviously don't have to be american to be awesome...
i lol'd.
someone should shoop that bandit keith with a heath pic or something and he could have like a joker yougayhoe card, that'd be awesome XD!
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:11 No.5458261
that would blow my mind
>> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:13 No.5458296
I would shit enough bricks to build me a house.