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hard and strong you must be
>> Askal 08/18/08(Mon)01:55 No.5410527
This is so wrong.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)01:56 No.5410531
I actually think toon Shaak Ti was hotter, with the more alien proportions.

Delicious long neck.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)01:56 No.5410540
Jedi bitches are so hot because they're at peak physical performance as well as peak mental performance.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)01:57 No.5410564
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.............. Damn.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)01:57 No.5410565
Barriss, I came buckets.
>> Anonymoose !x4vv0ZYuAo 08/18/08(Mon)01:58 No.5410572
That blue alien (whose name I always forget) was extremely hot in the movies. Sad that she had to die. :(
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)01:59 No.5410580
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:00 No.5410612
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:01 No.5410614
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:02 No.5410637
Aayla Secura


Im sad now
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:02 No.5410640
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Id like to round up a bunch of my droid buddies and hit her with our power poles if you know what I mean
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:02 No.5410647
Yoda probably taught them when they were younglings too. This only compounds it's wrongness.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:02 No.5410648
Shaak fucking hot!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:04 No.5410675
Can a Jedi Masturbate by having the force rub his cock?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:05 No.5410683
puppet pal Shak

>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:05 No.5410688

I demand youngling Aayla, Shaak Ti and Barris... For the cute factor.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:06 No.5410707

fund it
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:09 No.5410753
Oh god they're all bangable.

Alien sex, man. Wild.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:14 No.5410846
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:16 No.5410874
Huzzah for Kirk syndrome!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:16 No.5410881
There isn't nearly enough art of any of these characters out there.
>> Player Two 08/18/08(Mon)02:17 No.5410887
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:17 No.5410897
man do I love me some fine ass Twi'Lek women
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:18 No.5410903
I'm assuming that all of them have been killed off in the comics or novels by this point, right? Considering how by Episode 4 the Jedi have been exterminated.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:19 No.5410917
For the pedo factory, you mean.
Probably. Why do you think Yoda isn't reaching for his crotch?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:21 No.5410935
Shaak Ti WILL NOT DIE. She has been thrown into situations where she by all rights should have been butchered, but through a combination of her Jedi skills, sheer dumb luck, and editorial laziness, she has endured.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:22 No.5410947
Plus, you can stimulate your partner with the Force, and sense when you partner is about to climax! So many possibilities...
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:22 No.5410951
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:23 No.5410959

You know, I've always wanted to nail a girl in a Twilek costume....
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:23 No.5410967
And now we know why the Jedi have rules against love.
If they didn't, there would be hedonistic Jedi using the force exclusively for pleasure.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:23 No.5410970

I'd feel pretty inadequate with those huge dangly lekku though!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:24 No.5410972
And hair up in head-tail ponytail things?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:24 No.5410973
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:25 No.5410983
>You know, I've always wanted to nail a Twi'lek

if your gonna fantasize dont half ass it dude
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:27 No.5411010
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:28 No.5411026
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:30 No.5411044

Well, duh. Given the option, who wouldn't?


The old guys would just use the force to keep it up.
>> Dr.Roboto !3GqYIJ3Obs 08/18/08(Mon)02:32 No.5411068
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:33 No.5411081
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"Who needs Twi'leks?" -Ruudi Buundaz
>> Dr.Roboto !3GqYIJ3Obs 08/18/08(Mon)02:33 No.5411082
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>> The Littlest Remora !eXazztvaB6 08/18/08(Mon)02:36 No.5411117
Those of us with a headtail fetish.

Granted, it is a bit phallic.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:36 No.5411129
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:37 No.5411134
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Shaak Ti is slated to be killed off in Force Unleashed.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:38 No.5411146
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:39 No.5411162

Fuck, why is she so damn ugly outside of Gendy Wars?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:39 No.5411167
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:40 No.5411174
I'd rather do a Togruta, Twi'leks are like dime a dozen. Except the red ones.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:40 No.5411181
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Did someone said cute younglings?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:41 No.5411195

She looks hot in that outfit.
>> Ferrous_Fellow 08/18/08(Mon)02:43 No.5411215
facepalm.jpeg at myself.

i read that as

>Did someone said cunninlingus?


i'll have a seat over there.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:44 No.5411239

Shaak Ti's died more times than Rasputin.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:44 No.5411240

Betcha its the players decision to kill her or not!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:46 No.5411258
Goddamn it all this talk about OP girls, Yoda and younglings... Why are you doing this to me /co/?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:47 No.5411271
She supposedly takes a lightsaber to the gut and then falls into a sarlacc pit, in the game. This is Lucasart's way of telling us they are serious this time.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:48 No.5411283
/r/ blue kotor loli
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:49 No.5411288
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:49 No.5411290
I fucking hate how his name is Starkiller.

>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:50 No.5411309
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How come nobody invited me? I got a lightsaber too! Come on! Wait- where are you going!?!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:50 No.5411313
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Darth Talon > all.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:51 No.5411323
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>> The Littlest Remora !eXazztvaB6 08/18/08(Mon)02:52 No.5411340
Wait, Starkiller is canon? I thought he was just Soul Calibur nod.

Bendak died like a bitch.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:53 No.5411346
Bah, we can retcon it later if we want to bring the character back.

Fuck, we could still bring MACE WINDU back if we wanted to. Just give him a robot hand, say he survived the lightning, and we're ready to go!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:53 No.5411347
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:54 No.5411357
He didn't die; he came back all kickass.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:54 No.5411363

That's just his codename. His real name is Galen Marek.
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)02:55 No.5411366
You don't have enough porn yet.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:55 No.5411367
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Sarlaac pit is too gruesome a death for poor Shaak Ti. ;-; Boba Fett survived one of those damn things, and you've seen what it did to him. Oh god, it's depressing just thinking about it....
>> Fulgrim !!dkhq6Icu2zo 08/18/08(Mon)02:55 No.5411368

Gee, it sure is BORING around here.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:55 No.5411372
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Get lost kid. Nobody likes you.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:56 No.5411380
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:57 No.5411387
Patience. All in good time, my friend.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:57 No.5411394
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sex evil red twi'lek = very much want
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:57 No.5411395
How do we know it's not her in Unleashed? Anakin's apprentice vs Vader's apprentice? Does nobody else love how delicious that would be?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)02:58 No.5411399
Anyone got more Barriss goodness?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:00 No.5411424
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how did I only jsu tnpw learn that there was a Oola boobslip in RoTJ

>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:02 No.5411445

GOD...FUCKING...DAMMIT!!! I have creamed my pants right here and now!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:02 No.5411456
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>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:04 No.5411478
The "breast" article on Wookiepedia makes me lol every time.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:04 No.5411480
I found this redesign of Asuka.... Well, whatever her name is...

I found this on dA of all places.

It's an improvement, at least.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:06 No.5411504
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Whoops. Forgot the pic.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:07 No.5411524

Hes canon, of course he will be KO'd prior to Episode IV.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:08 No.5411532
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................. Hm.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:08 No.5411534
are those hammer pants?
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:09 No.5411556
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:10 No.5411573

Just checked, I lol'd.

>"She feels all... mushy." ―Ben Skywalker

Ben's my fucking hero.
>> suomynonA 08/18/08(Mon)03:11 No.5411586
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>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:11 No.5411589
Anyone who's read the books: context?
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:12 No.5411598
Ah, the deadly lightsaber penis. General Greivous will never learn the language of love.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:14 No.5411624

I lol'd harder at "cloaca"!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:14 No.5411635
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:15 No.5411636
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>Aayla Secura using her breasts to impress a Gossam guard.

color me impressed
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:17 No.5411660

Anakin is finishing what he started with Ahsoka.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:17 No.5411671
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:19 No.5411691
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>T'ra Saa—a tree with pronounced breasts.

This shit is awesome.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:20 No.5411694
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:20 No.5411695
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:21 No.5411704
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>> Legion 08/18/08(Mon)03:23 No.5411720
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:23 No.5411724
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:26 No.5411769
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>> Nameless !lWI4XJLylA 08/18/08(Mon)03:27 No.5411785

...I'll be in my bunk.
>> Anon Móus !JVPJwgun0s 08/18/08(Mon)03:29 No.5411816
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Hey, Aayla's in this too.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:29 No.5411820
>>lightsaber penis
inb4 that Shin-Chan SW parody
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:31 No.5411837
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:31 No.5411841
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:33 No.5411854
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>> S !vjX/b/51.s 08/18/08(Mon)03:33 No.5411855

FACT: Breasts did not exist prior to the debut of Star Wars.
>Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (First appearance)
>> Amazing 08/18/08(Mon)03:34 No.5411869

Looks like she's pole dancing. And the Department approves of that concept.
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:34 No.5411878
Apperance? Bullshit, I watched that thing backwards and forwards and saw nary a breast.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:35 No.5411889

you got th rest of it
>> Amazing 08/18/08(Mon)03:35 No.5411890

Chooie you realize I have to save that now.

You bastard.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:36 No.5411903
I think tere were some twi'leks in the cantina
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:37 No.5411916
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At first I was like "HE SPELLED CHEWIE WRONG" but then I fuck a moon.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:40 No.5411958


Fuck off with your awesome smile!
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:40 No.5411963
Looking through wookipedia I read the articles of Luke and Mara and of their deaths... I shed a tear.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:40 No.5411964
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>> Regault 08/18/08(Mon)03:43 No.5411993
The thing I find hilarious is that the breasts article is written in past tense.
>> S !vjX/b/51.s 08/18/08(Mon)03:44 No.5412009
all right. I bet not one of you knows the context behind his mongler grin.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:44 No.5412010
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In-game mode for Force Unleashed.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:45 No.5412013
you sit win the old school name award
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:45 No.5412017
>>5411162 first i thought oh no shaak ti! but then i saw the ingame rendering and thought...meh....
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:45 No.5412022
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:47 No.5412048

Well, at least shes in a loincloth.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:48 No.5412056

Post moar, please?
>> S !vjX/b/51.s 08/18/08(Mon)03:48 No.5412058
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:48 No.5412064
>> Amazing 08/18/08(Mon)03:50 No.5412077

Blowing up, as I recall, a Quarren crab laser. At least in the cartoon version- can't say for the movie.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:51 No.5412098
Well Played. I loved the joke for Spaceballs 2: The search for more money.

>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:52 No.5412108

He saved 3PO from being destroyed along with the rest of the droids by droping a broken super droid on him.
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:53 No.5412114
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do you think that they planned on women dressed up as twi'leks when they designed them
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:54 No.5412131
Considering they used real humans to dress up as them in the movies?

Yeah, I'd imagine so.
>> Pak Chooie Unf !ZD4Ay8nWso 08/18/08(Mon)03:54 No.5412138
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)03:57 No.5412186
I can picture on set

Lucas: yeaaah dance jsut like that daddy like!
Oola actress: what?!
Lucas: nothing nothing, (hah hah hah little does she know her dress is rigged to expose her breast when the chain i spulled)

or at least thats how ID play it
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)04:03 No.5412236
These are way more epic than they should be.
>> Legion 08/18/08(Mon)04:14 No.5412324
It's because they're on a medium completely seperate from what they're about, but also completely inline with the spirit and story of the movie. (Space Balls, the FLAME THROWER!)
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)04:21 No.5412399
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>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)04:31 No.5412500
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>"In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years."

Why do Twi'lek women or maybe alien women in general always end up dying? ;_;
>> Anonymous 08/18/08(Mon)05:19 No.5412950