wait, are we doing an evil chart?

Also, here's an unused one.

That is one fucking awesome Apocalypse quote.

Anything with Cap screaming moral lessons at people.

Need one of Megatron or Unicron.

>>5361893

superior

shitty font is shitty.

otherwise, good job.

And I'm spent.

foolish samurai warrior anyone?

I like how we put Megatron even though he is a consistent failure.

>>5361910
Azula just doesn't feel like she belongs with all the others.

Uh.

Who the fuck removed Megatron?

Why are these charts always so goddamn terrible?
They always seem to have the exact opposite effect as intended, making the individuals seem whiny and crappy characters.

>>5362006
Your point might be valid if it weren't completely wrong.

The Comedian

"He suits the climate here, the madness, the pointless butchery... as I come to understand Vietnam, and what it implies about the human condition, I also realize few humans will permit themselves such an understanding. Blake's different, he understands perfectly, and he doesn't care.

(If you could use the attached image as well, marvelous.)

We need quotes from these people:

Green Goblin
Ra's Al Ghul
Lex Luthor
Galactus

>>5362084
It's more for villains, though. The Comedian isn't a villain, so much as an anti-hero.

Also, these things are better if only one character per series is in.

>>5362117

>>5361976
I agree. Azula is the only one of these fuckers I've ever been scared of.

I feel the power now, four billion souls all in my possession. I feel their energies and they give me strength. They cry out to me... plead with me...
They want death and dissolution... but I give them neither.

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

But Azula's not really a villain, she's just a crazy manipulative bitch who's also being manipulated.

So we want /co/ villains, right?

What are the best one off this list?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_villains

>>5362285
Maleficent is the best Disney villain imho.
But she doesn't really have many great quotes, if I remember...

somehow, hopper just doesn't feel right...

"Stamos! Damn him and his jet-black hair and award-winning smile! Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car! It's a mess. I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!"

Pricipal Cinnamon J. Scudworth

"Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu."

"All right, keep the little beasts for all I care! Do what you want with them! Drown them! But I warn you, Anita, we're through! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You... you IDIOTS!!"

When I see you? I see something no man can ever be. I see the end. The end of our future. The end of our achievements. The end of our dreams. You are my nightmare.

>>5362264
What episode was that?

>>5362474
That's not a very good Luthor quote.

Happy Birthday Kryptonian. I give you, oblivion.

Anyone have any good quotes for them?

Still nothing for Megabyte?

I thought you guys wank to Reboot religiously

This thread has taught me that Wikiquote sucks ass.

>>5362337

>>5362379

Hexidecimal: Oh, I was just picturing what I will do to you once I am free from your little toy. You have no idea the power you try to control! Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things.

You know, sometimes I think I was executed for my crimes against the universe, and this talk show is my eternal torment!

How do you make the outline effect, anyway?

>>5362084

Eh, these are easy enough, I'll do all the suggestions I guess.

>>5362916

Photoshop, stroke.

>>5362223

"You can conquer fear psychologically, If you're willing to look at it for what it is. Few are.
Few ever truly gaze into their fear, their pain.
Fewer still embrace it."

I like how the OP used a picture from the mini where Apocalypse spends several issues trying to kill Dracula in a way Dracula won't recover from.

And he fails.

Sadly, Apocalypse is one of the biggest losers in comics.

>>5362264

Had to find a larger picture.

>>5363049

BUT! It was a cool quote, and its a good picture of him.

Style trumps substance once again!

"I meant it when I said I wanted a family that loves me. I just wanted it on my terms."

>>5363138
>>5363049
Failure doesn't make him any less evil

Darkseid's needs to be either "If I had known the death of one human would hurt you so, Kal El, I would have killed hundreds more." or "Let the Universe howl in despair, for I have returned."

Lex's should be "Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?"

>>5363158
Darkseids line is fine.

I like this thread. I just don't like stroked text.

"Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."

Am i doin it rite?

needs a Geppetto quote

>>5362264

It doesn't work by itself, but I think my favorite Aku quote was from the jewel in the desert episode where he ends it with "How did you put it again? Oh yes: Your time on this miserable Aku-infested land CONTINUES."

Your bravery is admirable, but annoying.

Thanks /co/, you've reminded me what terrible taste the board has as a collective. Most of the villains youve picked are absolutely shit. Azula? Seriously? Hopper?!

Compare it to the /v/ one - shit guys, /v/ can compile a better list than us, and videogames have terrible stories.

>>5363238
Help us then, O Master of Villainy

>>5363238

I miss Sliders and MST3K

has anyone ever done one of these with heroes?

>>5362583

>>5363238
post /v/'s version please.

>>5363238

I see a whole lotta squawkin' but why not put your money where your mouth is?

>>5363296

The general one already was, but it's shitty. People have made new, better ones but no one saves them.

Now the time is at hand. The Power Rangers will witness the mass destruction of all they have fought to protect. The first wave of attack will be against those annoying humans called teenagers. After that? Heh. After that, the rest of the world shall easily fall.

>>5363290

Use a different picture. That's the wrong Mongul.

That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.

>>5363381

That's Mongul Jr

Neurotoxin... so deadly... choking... HAHAHAHA. Kidding. When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes, honestly, it's not deadly at all.... To me. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

>>5363290
If that didn't say Mongul at the bottom I'd of thought that was Darkseid. Same face.

>>5363371
Because if you can get rid of teenagers, the world is defenseless.

>>5363385
if irony were strawberries, nobody would know what the fuck strawberries were

>>5363385
>>5363385
wait...Why is that ironic?

>>5363424

Mark Hamill was the guy who played Luke Skywalker. HTF do you not know this?

>>5363390

But the quote belongs to Mongul Sr. Specifically from For The Man Who Has Everything.

>>5362854

>>5363139

Alright, I'll change Mongul, but I need a larger picture. I just did a google search to come up with that image, because the one posted was so small.

I'm so glad I never washed this particular costume. Smells like death, blondes, and victory.

>>5363235

The opportunity is everything I could have hoped for. No longer will I be a Nobody... An anonymous wretch sentenced to Hell by his inferiors. Not once I prove my power Over them. Not once a single bullet releases me from a lifetime of Oppression and Tyranny-- Now and Forever.

>>5363673
very yes

>>5362652

yeah it really sucks for comic quotes

>>5363608

>>5363687
>An anonymous wretch
>Anonymous
They're on to us!

Are you frightened yet? Are you frightened of which one of your loved ones will perish next? Perish because of your dedication to a group of Guardians who don't even know what love means? Are you afraid? Yes... Yes you are.

>>5363687

>>5362474
>>5363158

>>5363875

>>5363199
Oooh, I LIKE this.

this thread makes me sad I can't think of any good Riddler quotes

>>5364456
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big bad bat?

>>5364456

Life's full of questions, isn't it, Batman? Though, naturally, I prefer to think of them as riddles

>>5364456
The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature.

>>5364478
my bad actual quote:
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

>>5364456
You were supposed to understand. I'll *make* you understand.

Doomcock.

That's all you have to put, "Doomcock".

Ultimecia

...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Kurse all SeeDs.
Swarming like lokust akross generations. You disgust me. The world was
on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools!
Your vain krusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is
death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your
imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whom shall I exterminate first!?

>>5364478
that's stupid, and you're stupid for recommending it.

I'd give her my seed! Har!

>>5364671
You should have used the ones about kicking his ass.

>>5364615
Nice visible pubes there, Ultemecia.

Well played, clerks. I underestimated you once, but never again. I vow that my vengeance won't be swift or entertaining. I will draw it out over decades in such a subtle fashion that you'll have to wonder whether the misery in your life is either manifest or the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo or . . . a third thing. Good evening.

>>5364524

I think this is the best out of the bunch.

>>5364782

I was hoping for

>Life's full of questions, isn't it, Batman? Though, naturally, I prefer to think of them as riddles

"The only thing that thrives outside these walls are the six billion shortsighted parasites who continue to ravage our planet’s natural resources. On its own, humanity is a destructive force. It needs a master."

>>5364862

I'd gladly accept this one.

>>5364742

I had to make it, even if it didn't fit the template exactly.

"Any group that uses this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon in fact, this Thursday in the cafetorium, I WILL BECOME THEIR LEADER!" - Scudworth

Think of it, Batman. Never again to walk on a summer's day wit a warm hand in yours, never again to lay with the body of another.

Oh yes, I'd kill for that.


Could be a misquote.

not really digging the ommadon / xanatos ones. they suck.

Son... now do you see? This is not your world. One punch from one of our people and thousands lose their lives. Can't you understand that? These people are beneath us. Insignificant at best. This place has nothing to offer you, or any of our kind. It is here to be conquered and improved. Left to its own devices it would be a complete waste.

>>5364805

*shrug* a'ight. It's even easier for me to change text.

>>5365030

thankee sai

>>5364960
Short! Quotes!

Seriously, it is not that hard to cut a lot of these down.
Leonardo Leonardo: "...well played, Clerks. Well played."
Ra's: "On its own, humanity is a destructive force. It needs a master."
Syndrome: "And when everyone is super? No one will be."

See? It sums up the evil philosophy in a sentence, while leaving the rest of the awesome monologue for the interested person to experience.

>>5365030
>It's even easier for me to change text.

then perfer to prefer, please

>>5364862

>>5365097
Most of the ones in the original aren't short.

>>5365111

done.

>>5365097

...aaaaand shorter version. The only shorter version that doesn't really work is Syndrome, but that's just because I hate quotes that start with conjunctions.

>>5365097

Yep, this is what I was talking about in an earlier thread... shorter, punchier. Gets the point of the villain across.

>You tell me what I wanna know. Before I'm through with you, you'll BEG to tell me!

best Flagg quote I could find, and yes he's /co/ related

>>5365290
is there an up date to this:
>>5361910

>>5363761

>>5362474
There's no deep psychology behind the struggle between Superman and me. It's all very simple. How would you feel if someone deliberately stood in your way, over and over again?
If it wasn't for Superman, I'd be in charge on this planet!
And now he's dying. What more could I want?

>>5365010

Looked up the quote just to be sure.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is. Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you are but a thought.

(link related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg

>>5365305

>>5365503

Fuzzy picture is fuzzy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft6mNPeqa6Y&feature=related

>>5365028

Think of it,Batman. To never again walk on a hot summers day with the hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold. Oh yes, I'd kill for that

"How do you do, Mister Lawyer? I'm Matt Engarde."

Heres one for Kid Miracleman

Define Godhood. I have a lifespan commensurate with the universe. I have created life and founded cultures that have worshiped me! What else can you call me?
Please...forgive my theatrics. I am truly glad to see you again. Though, in truth, I had forgotten you all. I was part of the legion for a few short years. Thousands of star lifetimes ago. You try remembering something that happened for a few seconds during the first hour of your life.
But recently, the Progeny brought me rumors. Aliens who had appeared in this part of the cosmos, outsiders who used the name Legion. It took me weeks to recall where I'd heard that name before.
...And then I remembered. And I realized that the return to reality had not dislocated you the way it had done to me. Where I had been lost in Space and time, you had simply been lost in space. So I had my Progeny search for you. I wanted to see you all again.
Until you reappeared, I had quite forgotten there was ever a United Planets, a Legion, an Earth... but you reminded me. And I have good news for you. We're all going home.

>>5365744
Fuck you.

Go ahead, shoot me. Be a man.

>>5365831
Who's this guy?

Needs Captain Hammer: the hammer is my penis. While it is a joke line it is also a blow at our beloved protagonist (Dr. Horrible) not getting to bone that chick.

>>5365887
Element Lad

not sure where the quotes from though

>>5365663
Remember, there might be some momentary discomfort.

Even without the events of 40 years ago, I think man would still be a creature that fears the dark. He doesn't face that fear, he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he doesn't have any memories of his past. But, 40 years is both a short time and yet, a long time. Man's fear has withered. And even time itself tries to wither the desire to know the truth. Is it a crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to search for those things which you fear. My purpose in this world is knowledge, and the dissemination of it. And it is I who is to restore the fruits of my labor to the entire world. Fear... It is something vital to us puny creatures. The instant man stop fearing is the instant the species reaches a dead end, only to sink to pitable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction. Humans who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existence has no value. Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you humans who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between humans to expand into oblivion, you must think!
Short:
Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you humans who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between humans to expand into oblivion, you must think!

I'm taking my balls and leaving!

Who the fuck removed BW Megatron?

UK person going to bed, someone save these things for future generations/tomorrow.

Oh come now Prince Philip. Why so melancholy? A glorious future lies before you - you, the destined hero, of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stephan's castle. And in yonder top most tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love with "loves' first kiss"! And prove that "true love" conquers all! AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>5365956
Yes.

>>5365956
Best movie ever made.

You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropiate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn't know which to choose. So I decided to use them all. Marvellous, isn't it? But, here, let me show you how it works. Picture this, first, a sprightly tune I've recorded especially for you. As the song plays, the cord tightens, and when the song ends, the metal ball is released, rolling along its merry way until... Slap! Boom! Twang! Dunk! SPLAT! And so ends the short, undistinguished career of Basil of Baker Street.

>>5365305
I see you that, and raise you

Short:

"Heaven and Earth, baby. All of Heaven and Earth."

"I have your blood in my fists, Old Mother. If you pray to God, Pray He takes you before you ever hear my feet ever coming up your steps. It was not you who brought music from the air. It was not you who brought water from the rock, and your blood is in my fists."

Actually, that second one blows yours out of the water. Sorry.

"

It picks up what people are scared to death of. You see, I find out what they're frightened of on this radio and that's what I try to give them with my circus. It's a public service, but this is the station that comes in the loudest of all.

>>5362530
That's a great Luthor quote. That whole mini was great. It sums up Luthor's whole motivation as he sees it.

>>5365918
Legion Lost 11.

Is the guy who was making the posters still even here?

>>5364671
Should have been the quote about building a machine to kick Venture's ass.

>>5365744
FUCK YOU

is op here any more?

Hellfire! Dark Fire! Now, Gypsy, it's your turn!
Choose me or your Pyre; Be mine or you will Burn!

"We have risked our lives and fought for the sake of God. But God mercilessly stole away the one I loved most, when all I ever wished for was Elisabetha's safety. If limited life is God's decree then I shall defy it! And within that eternity, I shall curse Him forevermore!"

>>5365939
I love that guy.

>>5366306
WHAT IS A MAN

>>5366339

I would've put that, but that didn't actually originate from him.

>>5365038

WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE YET?

>>5365956

Hear me, X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire and life incarnate! Now and forever -- I am PHOENIX!