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15 KB I am game Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:08 No.3851476  
You are player

I'm not the same guy as the other threads, but I feel like giving this a shot.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:13 No.3851529
Don't turn around uh oh
Take that crowbar.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:14 No.3851536
Walk backwards out the door.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:16 No.3851558
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>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:17 No.3851567
>Moonwalk out the door.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:18 No.3851575
Take a picture of yourself with the webcam and turn the monitor towards the Boo. then exit room.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:18 No.3851585
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The door handle won't turn. It might be locked.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:18 No.3851586
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Help the boo get over its shyness by dressing up like Doctor Mario and telling it that its unlife and problems are trivialities in the vast universe.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:19 No.3851593
Look up "Two Girls One Cup" video on internet...
Turn around and leave room.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:20 No.3851602

Search trash.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:20 No.3851604
Search the trash. Useful things are always hidden in the trash.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:21 No.3851619
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You have no DR MARIO COSTUME in your inventory.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:21 No.3851623
Keyboard on head!

wait... wrong board.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:22 No.3851629
I have to agree with everyone. Do SOMETHING with the camera to distract Boo.
>> Age Forcedprison !ozOtJW9BFA 04/25/08(Fri)00:22 No.3851631
turn the computer's camera to face the boo. then walk out of the room
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:22 No.3851635
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:22 No.3851636

search the garbage can
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:22 No.3851638

Log onto 4chan and ask them to play a game with you.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:23 No.3851645
What does this have to do with anything?

If anything this belongs on /b/.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:23 No.3851648
Use the computer and webcam to take a picture of yourself. Then turn the computer screen with the picture on it towards the boo.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:23 No.3851650
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>> Asinine Lad !!L3PV++Wj19d 04/25/08(Fri)00:23 No.3851651
Have Boo phase through the door and unlock it from the other side.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:24 No.3851659
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:24 No.3851661
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The computer does not appear to be connected to the internets.
Though you expected to find many amazing marvels in the trashcan, all you find while digging through it are a bunch of jizz-soaked tissues. They seem fresh.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:26 No.3851684

Do this:

with the Boo.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:27 No.3851702
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The boo appears to be permanently hidden. The exit door is still locked. you notice there is an external HD attached , which is open on the computer showing a file titled "CP.rar".
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:28 No.3851720
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>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:33 No.3851777

Search the drawers of the desk
>> Age Forcedprison !ozOtJW9BFA 04/25/08(Fri)00:34 No.3851784
combine tissues with crowbar.
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A 04/25/08(Fri)00:37 No.3851812
Try talking to the boo. Say hello.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:37 No.3851817
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desk has no drawers.
Congratulations! You have upgraded your CROWBAR. Its damage type has changed from BLUNT WEAPON to SEMEN.
You hear a clicking sound from the door.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:38 No.3851829

Cry uncontrollably from fear.
>> Age Forcedprison !ozOtJW9BFA 04/25/08(Fri)00:39 No.3851833
Ready your weapon to assault the intruder.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:40 No.3851847
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"Sup, Boo?"
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A 04/25/08(Fri)00:41 No.3851851
Start a conversation with the crowbar and boo.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:41 No.3851857

Attempt to hit Boo with crowbar.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:42 No.3851858
Check to make sure Boo isn't a 2D picture on the wall.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:42 No.3851861
Request a ghost blowjob from the Boo.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:44 No.3851879
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You try to supress your tears as you ready your sperm-ified crowbar against an unknown assailant. Nothing happens. It seems someone or something on the other side of the door unlocked it for you.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:46 No.3851905
Ask if the boo would like a hug.
>> Age Forcedprison !ozOtJW9BFA 04/25/08(Fri)00:46 No.3851906
open the door and beat them in the face with it.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:47 No.3851919
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Ghosts are immune to SEMEN damage.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:48 No.3851924
Shoot a fireball at it! That works in Mario, right?
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:49 No.3851946
>In Super Mario Galaxy, Boos could be killed by light, in levels with Boos there were often switches that activated a spot light, if the Boo went under it, they would disapear. Another thing new about Boos in Super Mario Galaxy, that they often had stuff hidden inside of them, that came out when they got hit by a light or a rainbow star Mario. It was usally coins or keys to open doors in the area. In the level, "Boo in a box" the Star of the level was hiiden in a Boo! you could see what's inside off them by standing face to face with them, and when they become shy and transpert, you can see the item.

>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:51 No.3851967
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It's become clear the Boo isn't in the mood for conversation.
Ain't nobody out here to beat on.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:51 No.3851975

Is that a hole in the wall?

>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:52 No.3851979
They had items inside them that you could see when looking at them in super mario 64, too.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:53 No.3851985
No, turn off the light, so Uboa won't come out. He hates the dark.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:53 No.3851988
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Okay. You continue NOT going in the hole in the wall. Good thing too, you think you can maybe hear some scratching sounds from down there.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:57 No.3852011
Can I plug in another controller and play the black spy?
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:58 No.3852029

peek down the hole.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)00:59 No.3852038
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>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)00:59 No.3852039

But not too far!

Lest we get eaten.
>> Mr. B !jTwseny72A 04/25/08(Fri)00:59 No.3852044
Poke your weapon through the hole.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)01:00 No.3852049


>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:01 No.3852059
Crap... ah well.

Headcrab! Maybe's it's friendly!
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:02 No.3852072
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>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:03 No.3852080
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)01:03 No.3852083

>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:04 No.3852090

put headcrab on head.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:05 No.3852096
Suffer like G did?
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)01:05 No.3852098

>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:05 No.3852100

Shit man! Unplug the controller from controller port two and plug a controller back into port one! Smash the attack button!
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:06 No.3852106
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Now we're talking. You're like the fist of the fucking north star, jesus christ! HEADCRAB takes 9999 damage and knocks a hole in the door on the other end of the hall.
>> Bea 04/25/08(Fri)01:10 No.3852151

Go to the hole at the end of the hall, inching around the big hole in the wall.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:12 No.3852162

and look in hole in door.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:13 No.3852166

peek down hole. again.
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As you pass the hole in the wall, you hear what sounds like a young woman crying out for help at the bottom. All you could see it it was a curve about 4 feet down, which levels the tunnel out and sends it back in the direction you came from. You can only see blackness through the hole in the door.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:15 No.3852184
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:18 No.3852211
go back to starting room and ask the boo to scout the abyss beyond the door
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:18 No.3852214
Hold up the crowbar over your head.


See what happens.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:19 No.3852218

Jump down the hole.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:19 No.3852224
detach semen from crowbar, throw into hole in the wall and tell the lady to puts the lotion on the skin
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:25 No.3852264
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you exit through the holy door and flip the light switch. You see a very large room. Directly in front of you are twelve ropes tied to the ground and ascending up to something above you. They are shaking.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:27 No.3852280

Without looking up, take a rope by random and tug.

Also, I am so doing one of these games later.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:27 No.3852283
remove shoe and throw at base of a rope
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:28 No.3852292
Hold up the crowbar

>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:29 No.3852308
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You raise your crowbar and scream "AVENGERS, A-" at the ceiling. You were distracted from your cry by the realization that there are men on the ends of the ropes, hanging upside down from nooses around their necks as if gravity were backwards. They are dancing.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:32 No.3852339
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You already looked.
No shoes. You must be poor, you dirty, dirty hobo.
You did that already.
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:32 No.3852344

that sir, is indeed disturbing
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:33 No.3852357
Wait a minute, are those magnets on the floor there, at the base of the ropes?
>> Anonymous 04/25/08(Fri)01:33 No.3852361
Offer the dancing men some semen.