It's that time again, /co/
Me too. These... are sorta my highlights of each holiday.
They're the only thing I have to look forward to.
That and talking to Calendar Man in Arkham City.
Star Sapphires are powered by love, and dress like space sluts.
These are my second favorite /co/ creation ever, topped only by Murder Burger.
Aaaaaaand now I have "The Power of Love" stuck in my head.
Carol Ferris is a slut that molests her nephews.
Atrocitus is a pissed off cousin.
Larfleeze is a friend that just loots everything for himself.
Saint Walker is the enternally cheerful uncle.
Indigo-1 is the compassionate aunt.
Sinestro is uncle that keeps terrorizing and being a dick to everybody.
Black Hand just shows up to bring out the dead.
Hal Jordan keeps missing the point.
Guy Gardner is an asshole to everyone.
Kyle Rayner is a butt-monkey who keeps finding his girlfriend dead in the fridge.
Nobody remembers John Stewart.
My parents get back from visiting my sister in Florida today, so I gotta make sure I get a card and a gift card from Home Depot during my lunch break. Fuck you, I'm broke and don't know what tools he has/wants, so a gift card works just fine. Got my mom flowers for Mother's Day, and I doubt my dad wants flowers.
>dad birthday next month
>Father's day today
>doesn't like DVDs,doesn't use anything technological,doesn't have any hobbies really
>only ever asks for books,and maybe a cheap watch he can wear to work as a joiner,that he can break
>me and siblings always go out of our way to try and find something awesome to get him
>Mom gets him Kindle for christmas
>sister gets him books for it
>mention that I can get him any book he wants for free
>DO THAT DO THAT!
Say what you want about the man,but nigga likes free shit.
It was meant to be shocking and tragic, but most people found it stupid as fuck, which is why lots of people make fun of it even now.
Hell, `girlfriend in a fridge` has come to mean `love interest introduced for no other reason than to kill her off later and hamfistedly add some drama to a character.`