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HAHAHAHAHA.
HOOO SHIT.
He'd be fucking unstoppable.

Another shitty overpowered /co/ creation. Color me surprised.

>>37533038
>Color me surprised.
Oh ho ho!

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>>37533038
>Color
>Not colour

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Some peoples say me teeth be blonde coloured, but me thinks it be tea coloured.

This thread is silly.
I'm going to get some cold on the cob.

>>37532927

Shit, if he starts to roll his eyes really fast it'd be like getting sweep kicked by punch lasers.

>>37533186

you mean, /t/ coloured?

>>37533210

It's way too late at night for cold on the cob you silly goose.

Oh wait I forgot the bongs are different between hemisphere. It's twelve bongs over here right now.

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>>37533128
>not caloor

Wait, wait, what if it could also teleport Nightcrawler style?

Also maybe just make it a chameleon shaped Baraka-Deadpool. This would actually be the best villain ever. Finally a match for Squirrelgirl?

And thus, /co/meleon was born.

Best thread on /co/ in weeks, hands down.

>>37532858
>>37532927
>>37533572
I resquest a drawfag to draw this!!

/co/meleon is neat, but he needs a weakness. Maybe balance out the fact that he can see in every direction at once and fire in every direction at once, take away his regenerating tail so he can't just sacrifice it to get away from predators.

Send the marines.

>>37532858
>>37532927
Can it fly?

>>37533711
His weakness should be that he's blind, pretty much negating his weird chameleon eyes.

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OP here.

>mi cara cuando this thread is filled with praise and I'm not even samefagging.

GOOD LUCK FINDING A 360 DEGREE RETICULATED VISOR FOR EACH EYE, FAGGOTS

>>37533711

/co/meleon's weakness is crippling self esteem issues. It just doesn't think that it could really beat a superhero and take over the world, so it convinces itself it's happy spending all of its time in trees, catching bugs with the other normal chameleons.

Mother of god...

HE'S A WALKING WMD

DEPLOY THE AVENGERS IMMEDIATELY

/co/meleon gets sent to The Initiative.

Osborn says no exceptions, even for non-sapient laser reptiles.

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>>37533272
>Twelve bongs
Damn straight

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>>37533765
>can it fly

With Cyclops' optic punches, that's a given.

>>37533818
TWO MONOCLES!

IT'S THE ONLY WAY

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>>37534023
But can it cook kosher hot-dogs?

>>37534052
>TWO monocles

That's one dapper chameleon.

>>37534052
>>37533818
Wouldn't the chameleon not be broken the same way Scott is and thus not need the glasses...
>>37534091
>dapper chameleon
Nevermind, I don't even care.

This is the best /co/ thread in weeks.

Also, /co/meleon needs his regenerative powers. Odds are he'd accidentally laser his own limbs off every other week.

>>37534091
I suspect he has a friendly rivalry with Chaptor.

So does he have as much PUNCH POWER as Scott or would it be scaled down to chameleon size?
I'm hoping for the former. You know how Scott busts open walls with his? Imagine that force coming OUT of a chameleon towards the ground. Rocket Raccoon could finally have a sidekick

>>37534175
So you want to give him an adamantium skeleton and claws too?!

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>>37534052

>>37534269
>Amalgamation of Summers and Logan
>Both characters' worst nightmares
>Said amalgamation is a chameleon of average chameleon intelligence
Somebody get Stan Lee on the line

>>37534269
yes, and invisibiity

>>37534271
>Alright, Gentlemen, how do we kill Superman?
>TWO MONOCLES!
>Uh... what?

>>37534327
>How do we make people like Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel?
>TWO MONOCLES

this thread is stupid.

>>37534257
Well if the /co/meleon is getting the portal to the Punch Dimension in his eyes like Scott then I guess the power is only limited by how much Punch Dimension Energy he can get out of his eyes. So limited by size.

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>>37534052
What about ruby goggles?
Or a ruby bra?

>>37534362
>Why won;t the batman kill the Joker?

>>37534380
I just imagined a chameleon with a scaled down leather flight helmut with ruby lenses.
Thank you.

>>37534362
>How should Batman beat the Penguin this time?
>TWO MONOCLES!
>That... Might work.

>>37534374
Die in a ditch.

>>37534257
>Use one eye to propel
>The other is free to target wherever the fuck

Sweet Jesus.

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>>37534374
FUCK YEAH IT IS
Pic related, it's the best Chameleon.

Chameleon camouflage wouldn't really work for /co/meleon. Just follow the Michael Jay Fox spastic atomic club searchlights back down to the little green laser landmine someone left on the floor, perhaps as a joke.

>>37534430
The mental image for this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever thought of.
A chameleon flying through the air propelled by a laser from an eye while another laser is slicing wildly emitted from the other eye, all the while it's body and tail are flopping flaccidly.

This sounds like exactly the sort of thing Doom would bioengineer for a cheap laugh on a boring day and then immediately lose control of.

Guys, who would win in a fight ? Flash or the /co/meleon ?

>>37534554

Well, Flash can be anywhere at once.

Unfortunately, now lasers are EVERYWHERE at once.

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>>37534449
I disagree.

I'm not sure which I prefer between the mental image of /co/meleon as an incredibly inept creature with great villainous aspirations or an unstoppable rape machine that really only wants to eat some crickets.

Also, drawfags should have something by now.

>>37534554
/co/meleon hands down, because with two eyes it can project itself fast enough to be recognized by and tap into the speed force.

>>37534582

It's both.

As well as being a being of incredible benevolence who unfortunately can't stop shooting punches from it's eyes.

Like it's eyes that fly everywhere the /co/melion keeps changing.

>>37534582
What if we do the evil twin thing or that the other is the arch enemy of /co/meleon?

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>>37534618
The /co/melion is everything and nothing.

>>37534647
/co/meleon sounds like the /co/median's pet.

Imagine if the /co/meleon could blend with its surroundings so well it was practically invisible.
So the lasers appear to be coming from nowhere.

Why is nobody drawing

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guys, guys what it, what if we gave him adamantium horns?

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>>37534701
anon delivers!

>>37534709
...can they snikt?

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>>37534677

n-no

that's so horrible

that's the worst thing anyone's ever even thought of

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>>37534809
Agreed. You gotta have the snikt or it just wouldn't feel right.

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>browsing /co/, turn around and see this thread

Whoa, hey, the fuck are you doing in here? That's not safe!

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10 hours in mspaint

My God

this thread has archive potential

>>37535095

Already submitted it. Go vote mothafuckas.

So if the /co/meleon has punch blasts, and he shoots them in opposite directions, (assuming they hit solid objects) would he start spinning rapidly, hitting pretty much everything in a 360 radius of him?

Don't let /co/melion die!

>>37535174
>LIFE IS AN ENDLESS TORRENT OF LASERS AND SNIKT

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>>37534323

Seriously. This is better than whoever the fuck Loeb they have writing for them now. I could see a solid 5 issue Wolverine & Cyclops miniseries coming out of this.

Hell, considering the recent Spiderman & Wolverine, this is just as awesomtarded as time traveling diamonds.

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An EXTREMELY rough scetch(es) of /co/meleon

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>>37534618

Don't you mean BeneVIOLENCE?

Can the /co/meleon cross it's eyes?

>>37535207
I think that something like this would be a biological weapon. The user would prime the /co/meleon, waking it up. The user would then throw the /co/meleon into the target area, as it opens its eyes and starts spinning wildly out of control as it lays waste to everyone and everything in a huge radius.

Has.. has no one made this joke yet?
Se.. seriously?
.. fine..

>/CO/MMA
>/CO/MMA
>/CO/MMA
>/CO/MMA
>/CO/MMA /CO/MELEON

>>37535283
So, kind of how SHIELD uses the Hulk?

>>37535174
Not even the speediest of ninjas could escape his deadly sight. If they somehow did, they still have to deal with his snikt horns.

My god....what have we done..

>>37535236
Now I know how the x-men will be together again, the phoenix force will bring back mutants but just only one mutant, /co/meleon, a chameleon with both wolverine and cyclops powers and it's up to wolverine and cyclops to stop his rampage.

what powers would apply to its tongue?

>>37535307
It's rampage being a wildly spinning top made entirely of punchlasers and snikt, and a flaccid, confused /co/meleon body in the middle.

>>37535311
Like Toad I guess? Super sticky, fast,and powerful so he can grappel to enemies, blasting them while flailing wildly?

>>37535311
For some reason I want to vouch Rouge's power-stealing ability.

>>37535311

It uses its tongue to twip around like Spiderman.

>>37535311
This is the moment that we realize that chameleons have endless mutant potential.

>>37535311
It has Dhalsim-like reach and hits with the power of Hercules

>>37535360
Seconded.

>>37535355
WOAH
WOAH
DUDE
If someone grabbed /co/meleon by the tongue, they'd have an instant laser flail.

>>37535360
That's to OP

>>37535381
Oh jesus fucking christ, that mental image is just ridiculous.

I imagine /co/meleon would travel around like Gamera, helicoptering around using his beams to fly himself from place to place

>>37535388
We crossed that road when we gave him eyes that swivel in any direction and shoot lasers. There's no going back now.

>>37535419
Flying around the world doing what though ?

These are the moments that make me love /co/

>>37535447
Fucking shit up.

>>37535447
He doesn't intend to fly anywhere, it just kinda.. happens.
He goes where the eye beams take him.

>>37535447
Does he need a reason to fly around and wreck havoc?

>>37532858
Only way this could be better is if /co/meleon actually has Cyke's eyes grafted into his head. Disproportionately large, human eyes without eyelids mashed into its fucking head.

>>37535447
Things. Chameleon things.

Guys, I found a problem.
Between the spinning laser eyes and the snikt, /co/meleon has no way of eating, drinking, any of that.
He's gonna die if we don't find a loophole!

We need some drawfags in here, NOW! Some one needs to make a comic

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>>37535406
did I do good /co ?

>>37535511
That's his X-tra power. He doesn't need sustenance. He is photosyntheticc for all his energy needs.

>>37535533
Yes.

>>37535511
he has his tongue to grab insects, plus he is a reptile they don't need a lot of food

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>>37535533
Your mother would be so proud.

>>37535479
>Cyclops running through the streets screaming bloody murder, bleeding profusely through a layer of bandages around his head
>Tripping over shit as a rash of explosions rogue eye-beams run amok in the distance
>"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, JUST RUN"

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>>37534449
>>37534578
Plebians. The both of you.

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>>37535511

I think ruby goggles are the way to go.
/co/meleon just uses his tongue to take them off or put them on.

>>37535586
His character design was better in 2. They actually made him look like a chameleon.

>>37535617
Regardless, Chameleon Twist 1/2 chameleons are best chameleons.

>You will never have a pet cyclops chameleon

>>37535511

>With a combination of punchlaser and twiptongue, /co/meleon hurtles himself into the lower atmosphere.
>Clouds of insects swarm there regularly, therefore /co/meleon's hunger is satiated in moments.
>/co/meleon then plunges from the sky to the sea, to slumber until the next moon rises.

>>37535641
>Wanting something like that
Jesus christ, why? Your house would be gone. YOU would be gone.

Someone who has kawaii ugu eyes shoop them on a chameleon for his love interest

This is the most insanely awesome thing I ever seen on /co/

>this summer
>WUBWUB
>death
>WUBWUB
>has two eyes
>WUBWUBWUB
>*scenes of a chopper hovering over a jungle*
>*STRONGGUY MCBUFFSTRONG and his group of cliched marines walking through the jungle, assault rifles aloft*
>*laser cuts a nearby tree down to size*
>LOOK OUT!
>*crash*
>WUB WUB
>New York City
>Morgan Freeman's voice dubbed over the cityscape montage
>"They said it was tiny... that it could be contained..."
>WUB WUB
>random blonde girls laughing and giggle until a laser takes one of their heads out out of nowhere, screaming ensues
>WUB WUB
>"Well it didn't take much to see through that lie."
>Smash cut to a firey wreckage in Times Square, panicking in the streets, lasers can be seen everywhere
>random shouts heard over the carnage
>"How many are there?"
>"Just the one!"
>"How come something so small be so powerful?"
>Silence, then
>"Two. Monocles."
>Smash cut /co/meleon in all its glory, swinging from building to building with its disproportionate tongue, lasers shooting in literally every direction
>random army radio chatter in the background giving conflicting orders on its take down, nothing that seems to work
>words superimposed over the screen
>HOW
>shouting and screaming over random scenes of decapitation and laser evisceration
>DO YOU KILL
>more carnage, more flames, more lasers
>A CREATURE
>more carnage WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
>THAT CAN SEE EVERYTHING
>silence, heavy breathing
>Morgan Freeman standing in the foreground, full closeup
>over his shoulder, two lasers slowly approaching
>"That's cold-blooded."
>black screen WUBWUB

/co/meleon
Rated R

>>37535944
I would watch that movie a million times and then die happy

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>>37535944
MOVIE OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

>>37535944
I love you.

>>37535944
Thank you for that

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>>37535944

I've never been so happy.

Also I'm going to sleep now. If this isn't archived by the time I wake up I'm going to actually create /co/meleon and set it loose. You have been warned.

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Ruby flight goggles

If you trapped it in a box made of a reinforced super-material, would the opposing forces of its two eye-punchlasers press against the walls and crush its skull?

Its ability to see everywhere is a blessing and a curse

>>37535311
Someone shoop the monocles onto him.

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>>37535044
You forget it can adapt to its surroundings

>>37536213
Unless it has healing powers.
Does it?

>>37536213
Good luck getting a flying invisible lizard shooting lazer beams in every direction at once into a box.

Oh and the tounge thingy.

>>37535464
>>37535659
Started thinking it'd be awesome to have the /co/meleon be on of those breeze in breeze out problem solvers as it hurtles around the world/universe.
Then I read this >>37535944
Good show.

>>37535944

http://www.theasylum.cc/

That's the link to Asylum Films, the people who bring you such masterpieces of cinema as "NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH" and "SHARK WEEK." If anyone will make this happen they will.

>>37536213
he'd only need to look up with one eye and down with the other

then he'd just endlessly spin in midair

now say this reinforced material was instead used to make a tube...

and now you've got yourself a /co/meleon railgun

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>>37536410
>captcha: another extreme

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Maybe expose him to a bit of FEV as well?

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>>37535944

This thread.

Is the best thread.

All fucking year.

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>>37536934
better

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something like this then?

Ok, I've got tot ask....how the hell do you get two monocles to stay on a chameleon?

>>37537527
Adamantium monacles.

>>37537538
So just bolt the fuckers into the chameleon's skull, which is also Adamantium?

Don't know if it's been brought up yet but while I love the idea of Cyclops with googly eyes you have though of having the chameleon be played by Rob Schneider in the movie adaptation yes?

bump

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>>37537777
>>37536879

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chameleons

lol

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Just the best chameleon passing by.

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this is why I love you /co/

I can imagine the hassle /co/nrad would have, trying to feed /co/meleon

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My God, it's Bumpy all over again.

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What if we gave an Octopus Wolverine's powers?

>>37539281
That would be a million times funniers if it was only the first two panels.

so many tears of laughter shed for this epic thread.
Archive where?

>>37539660

Too DEEP for you?

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>>37539654
What if we gave a Seagull Angels powers?

>>37535578

For some reason, due to this scene, I got the impression that Cyclops made the /co/meleon.

And then I thought, how would that happen?

And then I shuddered.

>>37539798
super-fly

I love you guys. So. Much.

And some people say /co/ isn't the best board.

>>37536113

Awake now. I see this has been archived. Good job /co/, your lives are spared for now.

>>37539835
my god that was such a lame joke
yet I still laughed my ass off for 5min

>>37539654
>>37539798
Sounds like an awesome new x-men team

I love this thread so much

wait a minute.

Do Chameleons blink?

>>37543594
.......not sure.


if they don't. then that means......OH GOD!!!!

>>37539654
Well octopuses are extremely short lived, so I guess it would live to the ripe old age of 10?

Also how do you give something with no bones the power of having sharp bones?

>>37543594
Don't they like... lick their eyes or something?

>>37543741
But give it Wolverine's healing powers and now, bam, immortal.
With an adamantium beak.

>>37543594
Yes
>>37543760
Those are geckos.

>>37543772
I thought Wolverine still got old though. Like, won't he live until he's like 300?

Plus octopuses die when they mate so I guess he'll be a virgin too. And come on, we can't have a Wolverine that's a virgin, there are too many underage cuttlefish out there.

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>>37539654

>>37543846
TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS

aren't two monocles just a pair of glasses?

>>37543846
Octo-Deadpool?

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>>37543846

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>>37543846
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>37543900
>>37543873
Found it on Uncyclopedia years ago. Figured it would be relevant.

It can go any way.

>>37543886
No because they aren't connected in the center.

>>37543873
>>37543846
I think we've found our archenemy, /co/

>>37543594

Their upper and lower eyelids are fused, so I don't think so.

>>37543922
The CEPHALOGOD

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Whelp, I killed the thread again.

>wake up see this thread alive

I fucking love you /co/ and you too /co/meleon

Requesting /co/meleon cuddling with the Hope /co/rgi.

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Brothers perhaps?

/co/meleon is the true mutant messiah

>See this thread
>Goddamnit, all those post
>Read first few post
>oh my fucking god, this is gold
>End up reading entire thread

Thanks /co/, best thread in weeks, maybe months.

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>>37535944

Someone makes a dramatic reading of this.

>>37536213
He has Adamantium horns.
He CAN'T be contained.

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what happens when you cross beams?

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>>37548437
>>37548466

Glorious.

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Guys, guys... What if we took 50 bees.

No, hear me out, hear me out.

What if we took 50 bees... And gave each of them the Flash's powers?

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oh my fucking god this thread is amazing
we need more fanart of /co/meleon

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>>37548466

Am I too late to make a Culture Club joke?

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>>37548437

>>37548521
so a flash swarm?
good lord man

>>37548620
Check the calendar. If you aren't living in the 80s, yes, far too late. Also, die for even mentioning that unholy name.

>>37548521
And what if we pit the Flash Swarm against /co/meleon?

>>37548639

Fine.

He comes and goes...he comes and goes...

>>37548620
its only too late because someone beat you to it

>>37532858
its only too late because someone beat you to it

Can the chameleon use camouflage to make it look like the beams are coming out of nowhere?

>>37548799
ignore this

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Can I hop on this bandwagon too ?

>>37548832
I hope so!

>>37548834
Why don't you just delete it?
And your reply to it?

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>>37548466
>>37548437

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>>37548521
you get this

This thread is why I love /co/

Does anyone have that gif of a bunch of Transformers firing wildly into the air? Because that's exactly what will happen.

>>37549125
AW SHIT.

>>37549125
>>37549125
oh shit

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>>37549125
>50 of these
>All Flash-level fast

That's freaking horrifying. Imagine if you stepped on their nest. You'd be stung from head to toe in milliseconds.

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>Born with the odd ability to control his eyes separately, Randy Rabble was bitten by a radioactive chameleon and gained laser vision
>He became, the /Co/meleon
>Because he's a nerd like that
Totally meant to hit that car

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A new challenger appears!

>>37549445
>Totally meant to hit that car
oh god my sides

>>37549445
>>37549445
You are a god.

>Helicopters hovering above a military base in South America.
>The President (Morgan Freeman) steps out of a helicopter and meets the NSA director (Harrison Ford) and a scientist (Sam Rockwell).
>"What happened?"
>Shots of scientists conducting experiments with beehives.
>"We commited a crime".
>A bee is injected with a serum. It develops a red coloring.
>"A crime against who?"
>The bee is put in a cell, where it begins to vibrate.
>Scientist breaks down in tears.
>"Against EVERYONE".
>The bee phases out of the cell and all Hell breaks loose, hundreds of scientists being stung multiple times in a matter of seconds. In a flash, the entire facility is thorn apart.
>THIS SUMMER.
>White House, people looking busy, President announcement.
>"My fellow Americans, in the Cold War, we had a clock created to indicate how far from complete destruction our fragile species was".
>A buzzing sound is heard. A cloud forms in the sky above Spain.
>"The closest we've ever come was Five Minutes to Midnight. Five Minutes to doomsday".
>People look up.
>"Now... Let's just say we're past our bedtime".
>It's a huge swarm of Flash bees.
>Shots of a small town being completelly ravaged by the little monsters.
>The President meets with worried politicians.
>"How many are they?"
>"Fifty, Sir".
>"How many dead?"
>"Over 900, sir."
>Technician: "Oh, My God. They're not moving randomly. They're following a path... They have a destination".
>"Which is?"
>"... New York City, sir."
>Massive shot of the Statue of Liberty with a huge bee beard.

>>37549820
>President and NSA Director.
>"There's only one thing that can stop these bees."
>"Are you crazy, Mr. President? Now that we've finally locked it up?"
>"What other choices do we have?!"
>"If you set that thing free, you'll just be putting NY in the hands of another monster..."
>Shots of the President walking through a SuperMax filled with badass hardned criminals.
>He comes to a cell with all the locks in the world.
>Opens it.
>To unknown figure "We have a job for you."
>It's /co/meleon, handcuffed and blindfolded.
>Suddenly, a laser blows the head of one of the President's bodyguards. President sights.
>"I'll take that as a yes".
>"/CO/MELEON VS. THE FlASWARM".
>Panicking crowd flees from bees, /co/meleon stands defiant, his pimpin' monocles at his eyes.
>President: "Sometimes, it takes a thief... to kill a lot of bees".
>/co/meleon removes his monocles, lasers the shit out of some bees.
>/CO/MELEON: "Buzz off."
>COMING SOON.
>IN 3D.

>>37549732

Brilliant!

>>37543846
Octopunisher!

>>37549835
>>37549820
This is the greatest thing in the world

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He's the hero we deserve.

/co/meleon, Sniktapus, and Flash-bees

A Hulk's weight in Flash Bees, even

THIS CANNOT GET WORSE

Penguins with guns on bear cavalry

>>37543846
Where's his PhD?

>>37549989
now that's just generic "lol so random" shit

>>37549989
>self replicating flash bees due to hulks weight

my god they could beat anything

You guys are silly.

This is silly.

>>37550271
/thread

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The /co/meleon has been caught by Weapon X and is made somewhat humanoid, although it still has the thinking capabillity of a normal chameleon. He escapes, leaves the lab in ruins like his predecessor did decades ago.
His primal mutant instinct guides him to the would-be conclusion of the AvX event. His appearance shocks everyone. He blasts everyone into unconsiousness and flees the scene. After the X-Men and the Avengers get by, they end their differences. The Phoenix Force dissapeared.
At the end, we see the /co/meleon in a dark place, meditating.
When we see a shot from further away, we see him in deep meditation, hovering in space, engulfed in flames:
The Phoenix has found it's master.

I'd just like to let you guys know that we're all getting married ok

>>37549835
>>37549820
I'm not sure is healthy that I laught this hard!

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>>37551002