Can you blame us? He's a cool dude.

And he makes the best parties in the block!

>>36070667
Ain't no party like a dick party.

When he asks for your car, he always gives it back with a full tank.

Now, who do bitches love more? Dick or Spider-Man?

but everyone loves Dick. From /co/ to every comic book character ever.

>>36070689
Spider-man

>>36070687

Dude, when he brings food to at at your house, he actually cleans it up before he leaves.

>>36070766

Dude once asked me for 5 dollars.

Paid me 7 dollars back the next day for "taking too long"

More of a Mai guy myself.

>>36070810

Dude, if Dick sees a hot girl taking her shirt and bra off, he keeps eye contact.

>>36070916

When Dick downloads a torrent, he actually seeds.

>>36071020
Bro of the year, all years.

>>36071020

When Dicks says "cool story bro", he means it.

>>36070689

Spider-man

>2012
>Not wanting Dick

lol I don't see how anyone can live without some Dick in their life

>>36071062
If Dick asks you to be his wingman, he makes sure you end up with at least the second hottest girl you have seen all night.

>>36071119

If you take Charmander, Dick takes Bulbasaur.

>>36071226

When Starfire comes home after a bad day and says she wants to vent, Dick actually listens.

>>36071252

Pizza arrives late, Dick pays anyway, and tips.

>>36071252
Except when he's sleeping with Barbara.

>>36071299
When you have lunch with Dick, he always insists on sharing a check and has his card out while you are still reaching for your wallet. He tips 50% always, even if something is wrong with his order because, hey, it isn't the server's fault the kitchen messed up.

>>36071379

If Dick buys a game and it doesn't work, he goes out and buys it again.

>>36071464

You're too drunk to drive home? Dick let's you stay on his house for the night.

Fem/co/mrade

Dick has always been my husbando.

>>36071310

Well, Barbara's a cunt.

>>36071555
A stupid cunt.

>>36071580
But he still totally fucked her, gave her an invitation to his wedding, and then ditched Starfire at the altar.

Everyone.

>>36071516

Dick drops some ash on your rug? "Dude, where's your vacuum cleaner?"

>>36071622

Dick knows he could get any girl he wanted...

So he goes for guys instead to give you a chance.

>>36071101
I need the source for anything Spider-Man please

I'm indifferent.

Dick is such a cool guy that even if you accidentally fuck him on the night before his wedding (because he's Dick Grayson) - he still lets you know he was getting married and invites you instead of leaving you in the dark.

>>36071721

Dick says he'll call you after sex. He does.

>>36071768

Out of beer? Dick goes out and buys 2 6-packs with his own money.

Not only does he let you have the last bowl of Crocky cereal, but he also lets you have the glow-in-the-dark toy at the bottom of the box.

>>36071698
That's because you're a soulless, ugly dickhole.

But Dick loves you anyway.

>>36071836

Dick gets more food from his order. He gives it back.

>>36071881

Dick captures Poison Ivy. He arranges for her non-life-threatening flowers to not get burned.

>>36071871

What would Dick do to a dickhole?

>>36071932

Dick captures a rich criminal. Donates the money from the reward to a local charity instead.

>>36071971
If there's a hole, it's a Dick's job to thrust into it.

>>36071971

Treat it with respect.

>>36071932

Ok I d'aaaawed with that one.

>>36071987

Dick pirates a game just to test it and doesn't likes it. He buys it anyway.

>>36072218

Dick takes picture for show. Does it for free.

>>36072285

Dick gets punched by Bruce. Still treats him like a mentor next day.

>>36072344

Dick watches a soccer match. He actually cares.

>>36072468

Dick gets put in the friend zone. He's cool with it.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>36070689
Spiderman mostly because Dicks too much of a gentleman to capitalize on his selection pool

>>36072218
Dick is obscenely hot. Doesn't brag.

>>36072565

Dick receives fanmail. He reads it... and writes a hand-written reply to each letter.

I heard Dick was the guy who dressed up as Captain America when his little brother was being bullied.

Dick loves each and every single one of you.

>>36072709

Dick loves all the little children

>>36072649

Dick catches a homeless guy who's just stealing food. Gives food back but takes the guy to a soup kitchen instead.

OP here. This thread... went in a weird direction :(

>>36072980
You're not the OP.
This is the only direction it can go.

>>36072980

And Dick loves you for creating the thread.

>>36072532

this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>36071932

Dick receives a picture sent by Poison Ivy. He keeps it.

>>36073320

Poison Ivy gets out of Arkham. Dick is waiting for her.

>>36071932
>>36073320
>>36073431

I like were this is going...

>>36072803

Dick throws a party. He cleans up after everybody leaves.

>>36073583

Dick notices you forgot your jacket on a windy night. He gives you his.

>>36073512

>>36073826

Ivy asks Dick for a foot rub on her lair before arresting her. Dick does it.

>>36073810

Your car refuses to start after a party on Dick's house. He drives you work and doesn't ask for gas.

Holy crap, how many parties does Dick throws?

>>36073957

The necessary to keep his friends happy.

>>36072980

Blame Batgirlish

>>36073826
>>36071932
>>36073320
>>36073431

This my new ship now.

>>36074033

>>36074079

Ivy tries to poison Dick with a love drug. Dick doesn't have the heart to tell her it didn't work so he only plays along.

>>36074167

>>36074167

After arresting her, Dick calls Ivy apologizes for not telling her the drug didn't work.

>>36074079

Stupid lucky Dick...

>>36074253

You forgot your wallet on Dick's house. He gives it back with extra money.

>>36074253

Dick notices Ivy's birthday is close to Christmas. He gives her two gifts.

>>36074571

Aw, that's so sweet...

>>36074571

I know its too much to ask, but could any drawfag actually do this one? It's so cute...

>>36074388

Dick unwraps chocolate bar. Puts the wrap on his pocket to throw in the trash later.

>>36075801

Dick listened to a band before they went big. Never mentions it, still listens to band.

>>36076004

Dick notices you left yourself logged in on facebook mid-party. Logs you out.

>>36074571

Dick tells "Nah, I don't mind you tried to drug me" to Ivy. He actually doesn't mind.

Gary Oak and Dick are in a room together. Each are respectful and polite to one another.

Seriously guys?

>>36076308
Yes.

>>36076308

Go to bed Tim, you douche.

When Ivy tells Dick she's not in the mood, he doesn't get indignant; he brings over some milkshakes and Ferngully and sits on the other couch.

>>36076374

>Fern Gully

Ha, that's adorable.

This thread knows how to treat a woman right.

>>36076356
You seem upset. You just can't except that I'M the best Robin!

>>36076441

I'm pretty sure we can all "except" you from our list of good Robins, Tim.

>>36076179

Dick calls Ivy on Arkham to ask how her day was. He listens.

Oh god, I hope this gets archived

>>36076584

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

2 votes to go... I think.

>>36076636
It told me mine was 1/4...

>>36076106

Dick sees Jehova's Witness. He accepts the flyers.

>>36076778

Oh. I voted for the wrong thread and now it won't let me vote this one.

Herp derp.

ARCHIVED

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/43385

>>36076636
>>36076778
It tells me it is archived.

>>36076840

Dick asks for pen. Gives it back after he's done.

>>36076526

Dick steals Ivy's identity. Rises her credit score.

>>36077060

Dick says "We're almost there." Isn't lying.

Dick Grayson never asks for a piece of your gum, but he always volunteers it if he has it.

>>36076374

oh god, this thread. so beautiful.

>>36077227

Dick invites you to his van. He actually has candy.

Sorry if that's a bit dark.

>>36077150

Talk with Ivy. Keeps eye contact.

>>36077366

Dick exercises regularly. Doesn't talk about it.

When Dick Grayson asks how you're doing, he actually wants to know your answer.

>>36077549

Dick runs out of topics to lecture Arkham prisoners. Dismisses them half an hour early.

The Old Spice Guy got all of his inspiration from watching Dick.

>>36077636
Dick is secretly perfectly capable of taking out Bruce, but he's too nice to hurt his mentor's self-esteem.

When Dick story-times a comic on /co/ he not only provides links for all the issues, but he also offers to buy them for people from amazon.

When Catwoman is in jail Dick goes to her place to feed her cats.

Just before he goes to water Ivy's plants.

Dick amasses a sizable amount of money. Starts a charity for Nora Fries' condition.

>>36078056

>>36077910

Harley berates Dick for "stealing" Ivy away from her. Does not post lyrics on facebook to vent his anger.

>>36078455

Starfire: "I think we should see other people."

Dick: "Oh, do you want me to introduce you to my friend Greg?"

>>36078674

Dick notices Ivy doesn't talk much. He doesn't talk about her not talking.

Dick wants to date Barbara. Asks James Gordon first.

>>36079173

Gordon says yes but Ivy returns from Arkham.

THE PLOT THICKENS!

Dick once took Dr. Grace Balin, also known as Orca, out for a nice seafood dinner.

He called her the next day.

>>36079067

Dick knows all the lines of the Batman films. Doesn't recite them out loud while watching it with friends.

>>36079498

Dick sees a dying worm on the sidewalk. Puts it on the grass.

>>36079583

Dick watches TV with Ivy. Lets her hold the remote.

Dick watches My Little Pony and reads Homestuck. Respects the opinions of the people who dislike them and doesn't rub his fandom in their faces.

Dick once unleashed the Kraken. He then taught it to be a responsible and productive member of society, and even helped it fill out its citizenship and voter registration paperwork.

>>36079661

Dick is microwaving in the middle of the night when Ivy's asleep. Opens it with one second left so it does not bleep.

>>36080043

Dick dances when he wants to. Doesn't leaves his friends behind.

>>36080092
Dick doesn't regret that he had bone-itis.

Dick breaks up with a girl and lets her tell all her friends that she broke up with him.

>>36080154

Dick finishes the toilet paper on a friend's house. He replaces the roll.

If you're a gay guy interested in him, Dick will politely reject you, but he'll give you Tim's number

Friends help you move. Best friends help you move the bodies.

Dick was a little confused as to what exactly what you were doing, so he's here with two U-Haul trucks driven by the best legal counsel money can buy, just in case.

>>36078455
On his next trip to visit everyone in Arkham, he brings Harley a Marx Brothers Complete Collection DVD and says that while he doesn't expect it to make her forgive him, he'd hate it if a potential friendship was ruined. He reveals that he'd asked the Joker her favorite comedy flick the last time he and Batman brought him in. They watch it together.

Hugo Strange just cannot even believe this shit.

Why do I feel like someone should make a webcomic about this

>>36080924
What, a comic about a character who is kind and gentlemanly and tries to help his enemies deal with their problems rather than just punch and arrest them?

Yeah, I'd read it.

>>36080860

Dick confronts Harley for hitting at Ivy at a bar.Takes it as a compliment, buys her a shot, introduces her to single ladies.

>>36081192

DC Adventures: Robin & Ivy, basically?

... Yeah, I would read that too.

>>36081288

Sees computer repair technician trying to rip Ivy off. Repairs her computer on the spot for free.

>>36081391

Dick cuts cake in two slices. Takes the smaller slice.

>>36081415

Dick has a girlfriend. He makes HER a sandwich.

>>36081462

Dick borrows some DVDs from Tim. He puts them back in the right cases.

>>36081844

Dick has facebook. Doesn't update status every hour.

Dick sees Ivy's makeup is smeared. He tells her.

>>36081904

Dick sees Ivy got a bad haircut. Compliments her anyway.

Feel more like a Philosoraptor thing, though.

>>36081974

Dick knows how to talk to girls. Offers to go to party as your wingman.

>>36082058

Dick accepts invitation to go to party. Doesn't ask who else is going.

>>36082142

Dick doesn't buy cigarettes. Has a lighter ready anyway.

>>36082255

Dick hits crosswalk button. For a driver stuck at red light.

>>36082319

Dick watches Family Guy and American Dad. Doesn't quote it.

>>36082427

Dick sees you running by while driving. Politely waves instead of honking.

>>36082603

Dick plays Frogger with you at a bar. Lets you play as the green one while he plays as pink.

>>36082603

Ivy drove all night and asks if its alright. Dick says it is.

>>36082745

>Imagines Ivy singing that song to Dick.

Thank you, /co/!

>>36082745

Dick sees you trying to take a picture. Takes picture for you so you can be in it.

>>36082745

>>36082902

Dick is ripped and has a 6 pack. Keeps his shirt on.

>159 posts

>>36083052
/co/ loves Dick.

>>36083032

Bad drunk night: tears, vomit, pour your heart out to Dick. Never tells anyone, never brings it up with you.

>>36083109

Dick downloads an album. Goes out and buys it afterwards.

>>36083151

Dick types LOL. He laughs out loud for real.

This is exactly why we love Dick.

>>36083052

Dick finished Mass Effect 3 and, while not enjoying the ending, crafted a well though out argument on why it wasn't satisfactory and sent it to Bioware.

Dick treats Damian more like a son than Batman (that is until the new 52 pretty even if you ask me)

>>36083203

Dick's favorite football club loses all matches. Still stands by them.

>>36083246

Oh, so you want to go that route? Very well.

Dick plays Mass Effect 2. Puts Jacob on his team.

>>36083327

Dick plays as soldier on Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. Uses concussion rounds to knock enemies away from you when you're low on health.

>>36083369

Dick plays as adept on Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. Uses singularity so you can get more kills.

>>36083399

Dick plays as infiltrator on Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. Runs across the whole map cloaked only to revive you.

>>36083289

Dick goes to a party uninvited. He brings all the booze.

You tell a dead parents joke, Dick actually laughs
But cries in the inside

>>36083541

Dick promises Ivy he won't send her nudes. He keeps his word.

>>36083750

Dick sees gum on the washing machine. Tapes a note on it so no one ruins their clothes.

>>36083805

A hot girl wants to have sex with Dick, no strings attached, and only for today. Says he's busy, already made plans with bros.

>>36083856

Friendzone with Starfire. Dick appreciates the friendship.

Still wondering why there isn't any Dick/Ivy porn posted yet. C'mon drawfags, what are you doing?

>>36083997

Dick sees your holding the door for him. Walks faster.

>>36084039

Dick had a crush on your girlfriend. Fucks off.

>>36084018

I'll be happy with something corny, being honest.

>>36084087

Dick gets drunk. Says nice things about everyone.

<- Dick is a one-man suicide prevention hotline, even when he hasn't slept in three days.

Dick wants to discuss Korra, posts in an existing thread

>>36084121

Dick wants a sandwich. Makes his own and asks Ivy if she wants one.

>>36084206

Dick goes to a party. Doesn't draws on people who pass out.

>>36084295

Dick asks if you mind if he smokes. In his own car.

>>36084390

Dick loves Ivy. Doesn't writes it all over facebook.

>>36084438

Tim has a story, no one's listening. Quiets the entire room and is genuinely interested.

>>36084532

Ivy send Dick love messages. Answers lovably.

>>36084609

Dick is given a compliment. Takes it.

>>36084673

Dick picks up drunk girls from party. Takes them to his place, smokes them out, makes them popcorn, and drives them home safely when they're ready to go.

>>36084745

Dick sees that Ivy only has 4 pieces of bread. Uses the end pieces.

>>36084784

Ivy got a new haircut. Dick notices.

>this whole fucking thread.

>>36084815

Dick has a smart phone. Has conversations with people around him instead of playing games on it.

>>36084988

Dick does not skip commercials. On recorded shows.

>>36085047

Dick knows you're a Patriot fan. Does not makes fun of you.

>>36085101

Dick sees a yellow light. Stops.

>>36085141

Dick goes to a great party a friend missed. Says it was just OK.

>>36085156

Dick says he'll go see your band's next gig. Goes.

>>36085213

Dick notices Ivy left the door to her room unlocked. Does not enter.

>>36085244

Asks Ivy to see her phone. THEN shoves her in the pool.

>>36085309

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?!

>>36085309

Dick notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes. Doesn't go in.

>>36085391

Dick waits for the fizz to go down. Pours you more.

>>36090015

Dick watches a 3D movie. Gives the glasses back afterwards.

>>36092320

Dick listens to a song you suggested. He listens to the whole song.

>>36092377

Dick plays his new favorite song for you. Doesn't annoy you about the good part coming up.

>>36092401

Dick hardly ever lies. But when he does, its to cover your ass.

>>36092489
Dick pours the last of the milk into his cereal. Offers you the bowl while he runs out to get more.

>>36092489

Dick is on a tight budget. Still tips 15%

>>36092550

Dick suggests hanging up soon. He follows up and spends time with you.

>>36092580

You forget you cigarettes on Dick's house. He doesn't smokes them.

>>36092621

Dick hates your taste in music. Doesn't tell you.

>>36092652

Dick finishes working out. Re-racks weights.

>>36092811

Dick plays GoldeEye 64 with 4 friends. Chooses Natalya.

>>36092928

Dick gets rear ended. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hit you?"

>>36093020

Dick has sex with Ivy. Makes her breakfast in the morning.

>>36093067
Dick has the nicest ass in the entire universe, doesn't brag about it.

>>36093097

Dick plays Super Mario Bros. With Luigi.

This thread

>>36093143

Group of people has to walk trough the snow. Dick goes first so they can follow his footsteps.

>>36093187
>>/reddit/

>>36081309

>>36093229

Dick gets rickroll'd. Watches the whole video.

>>36093430

Dick sees a picture being taken. Doesn't walk through it.

I love my Dick.

I don't love anyone else's Dick.

>>36093585

Dick helps girl apply fake tan. Doesn't grope.

>>36093637

Dick loses. Still had fun playing.

Actually, no. I don't particularly like penis, nor do I like Dick as the secondary Batman.

>>36093657

Dick uses WinRar. Purchases license.

>>36093668
>> secondary Batman

Excuse me
nope.jpg

>>36093790
Believes that Damian can grow and change into a great superhero when no one else believes in him

>>36093668
Dick is ok with that, he also laughed at your penis joke.

>>36093895
>>36093668

Dick gets called a secondary Batman. Takes it as a compliment and thanks you.

>>36094566

Dick plays Portal 2. Catches Wheatley

>>36094869

Dick gets drunk at a friend's party and throws up in the bathroom. Cleans the whole house.

I love this thread

>>36095071

Dick buys you a drink. Even after you tell him you're a lesbian.

>>36095304
Even if he's already seen it Dick accompanies his friends to the movies and doesn't spoil one thing.

>>36095368

Dick once woke up next to a fat girl after a party. He stayed and cuddled.

>>36095485

When you tell Dick about a female friend or a relative he doesn't ask you if she's hot or single.

>>36095784

You say "Guess What?" Dick actually tries to guess.

>>36096067

Dick notices is your birthday while on facebook. Calls.

>>36096293

Dick met Power Girl once. He remembers her eye color.

>>36096827

Pro-tip: It's actually not a good idea to see /co/'s Baww thread while writing this.

Back after a ciggy.

Dick buys the last box of Chocos, gives it to Martian Manhunter

>>36097154

Dick qualifies for food stamps. Doesn't applies for them.

>>36097216
Dick donates vasts sums of money to rain forrest preservation charities in Ivy's name. Sends her reports on all the stuff they are doing.

>>36097216

You invite Dick to hang out. He doesn't ask who else is there.

>>36097358

Dick spills beer on Tim's Hulk DVD. He buys him the blu-Ray.

>>36097422

Dick is in a stranger's party. Takes care of the house.

>>36097599

Dick sees the last slice of pizza. Takes it and gives it to Ivy.

>>36097719

Tim high fives Dick when he was just rising his hand. Plays along.

>>36097719

Dick has the early morning vigilante-watch shift. Doesn't complains about it on facebook.

>>36098205

Dick realizes your girlfriend is flirting with him. Starts talking about cool you are.

>>36098584

Dick lets you talk to Ivy. In the club.

Good luck, though.

>>36098785

Ivy wants to talk. Dick turns off X-Box and listens to her.

>>36099119

Dick knows you farted. Doesn't say anything.

>>36099540

Dick's bloodtype? O negative.

>>36099540
Dick asks for a ride, gives money for gas without being asked.

>>36100436

Dick takes the snow blower. Clears the whole block.

>>36070723
>>36071101

You don't know dick about Dick.

>>36081309

Y hi there!

>>36102091

>>36102091

HOLY--

>>36102091

>>36100836

Dick sees you attempting to merge onto highway. Shifts into left lane.

>>36103960

Dick asks for chips. He only takes one.

>>36104086
Dick always puts the milk back in the fridge

>>36102091
please scan that in so I can add it to my collection.

>>36104246

Dick sees a video on youtube. Reads the whole description first.

>>36105449

Dick installs software. Reads the terms and agreements.

>>36105827

Dick's neighbor has unprotected wifi. Shows him how to secure it.

>>36105946

Dick makes new year resolution. Keeps it.

>>36106061

Dick can't sing. Declines invitation to karaoke night.

>>36106166

Dick wants a coke. Settles for Pepsi on a restaurant.

>>36106373

Dick kindly declines sex with Ivy. Makes love with Ivy instead.

A woman takes Dick on Maury for a paternity test. The baby's not his. He helps raise it anyway.

>>36106518
Friend with nacho fingers wants to read one of Dick's comics, Dick hands them it along with a sanitary wipe.

>>36106613

Check Dick's comics collection. Has issues of every hero... except his.

>>36106712

Dick gets a Christmas present. For Santa.

>>36106757

Hot girl asked Dick if he wanted to have sex. He asked if she was sure.

>>36106909

Dick sees someone is wrong on the internet. Doesn't get into an argument with him.

>>36107208

Dick wakes up ten minutes before the alarm. Gets ready early.

>>36107300

Dick clogs toilet. Unclogs toilet.

>>36106757
Dick stumbles onto the /co/hristmas exchange and buys everyone their "long-shot" high-ticket item, judgment-free.

Dick hides threads he doesn't want to participate in

>>36107693

Dick sees a Tom Preston thread. "He's stubborn, but there's good inside of him."

>>36102091

Holy crap, how did I missed this?!

>>36107819

Dick is the only one who notices Tim said something funny. Encourages him to say it again.

>>36107947

Dick sends holiday texts to all his friends. Personalizes every text.

>>36108029

Dick gets amazing Christmas presents. Doesn't brags about it on social networks.

>>36108134

Dick put his own reputation on the line. To save Ivy's.

>>36102091

SURPRISE!

>>36108723
>>36108723

Whoops. Forgot picture.

Also, I don't have a scanner. Sorry.

>>36108756

>>36108756

Holy mother of god...

>>36108173

Dick disappears for half an hour. Shows up with Burger King for everyone.

>>36109259

Tim tells a joke Dick already heard. Laughs anyway.

>>36109355

You don't have any money. Dick buys the one single you want.

>this thread

>>36109432

Dick can quote entire MST3K episodes. Doesn't because he knows it's fucking annoying.

>>36109520

Dick plays facebook games. Does not send invites to anyone.

>>36109545

Dick accidentally goes through yellow light while you're following. Pulls over and waits for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaolh1aXsl8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I really had no idea...

>>36109642

Dick goes to bathroom at night. Closes door before turning on the lights.

>>36084169
Source?

>>36110220
Robin 156
Here's a link

http://www.mediafire.com/?hlubzux8u7ax9eo

Every time Dick beats up a goon, he visits said goon in the hospital and apologizes profusely.

This thread makes me wish Dick would actually get together with Ivy.

>>36110789
Ivy hasn't remembered to shave. Dick doesn't bring it up.

>>36111115
Dick asks to bum a smoke. A couple days later, he's got a new pack and offers you one so that you're even.

>>36080860

>Hugo Strange just cannot even believe this shit.

My sides.

I love this thread

>>36110610
Gives me an idea
Dicks posts his favorite page from a comic, posts sauce and dl link

>>36114148

Dick sends an email from his iPhone. Does not end email with "sent from my iPhone."

>>36117923

Dick opens a new loaf of bread. Eats the first end piece.

>>36117949

Dick says "Bitch please... sorry for calling you a bitch."

>>36118083

Dick only plays Christmas music. In December.

>>36118142

Dick knows how to play Wonderwall on guitar. Doesn't.

Ivy has a cold. Dick takes the day off to take care of her.

I enjoy some Dick from time to time

>>36118350

Dick just had sex. Doesn't sing song.

>>36118616

Dick notices website is down. Reports the problem.

>>36076308
Dick compliments Tim on his skill and gives him a chance at solo stardom

Tim complains

>>36118681

Dick gets anonymously trolled. Doesn't get mad about it.

>>36118740

Dick meets Ben Murphy. Doesn't call him a "turkey".

I've done/do some of these things.
That makes me feel a bit better about myself.

>>36118922

Dick comes to a party after everybody has already left. Just to help clean up.

>>36119049

Dick sees you used Comic Sans. Doesn't tell you to GTFO.

>>36119370
Dick watches The Princess Bride, and doesn't quote along with every line.

Dick hears the joker misses the original Batman, let's Bruce take over Batman again.

The hammer is Dick's penis, doesn't brag about it.

>>36120384

Dick notices you have random red thumbs. Thumbs you back up.

>>36124509

Dick drives at 2 AM. Respects traffic signs.

>>36124557

Dick sees a thread titled "Please Read!". Reads it.

>>36124593

Dick listens to indie band. Doesn't mind that you listen mainstream.

>>36124676

Dick does his Christmas shopping before December even starts.

>>36124736

Dick passes out at a party. Wakes up early and cleans house.

>>36124736

Dick takes money from birthday card. After reading it.

>>36124891

Dick says freedom of speech is important. Actually protects it.

>>36125073

Dick asks how you're doing. Wants to know how you're doing.

>>36125598

Dick helps you hold all those limes.

>>36126055

Dick knows the spots from where Batman spies him and Ivy. Leaves him coffee and cookies.

>>36126926

>>36126926

Where's a drawfag when you need one? Jesus...

Dick says hi to people on the street.

>>36126926

Dick says "I'm on my way." Is actually on his way.

>>36128669

Dick has a question. Searches first.