GWAR is a very good band.

Despite the Accord's price advantage, it's worth going with the Camry.

Man hat on...

It's worth eating blackberries for the nutrients, regardless of how the seeds get stuck in your teeth.

If my mom wasn't here, I'd masturbate.

If I shower now, I should still have time to go out and pick up that second motherboard.

If you don't brush your teeth for a while and then suddenly do so, is it like a mouth douche that totally messes up the balance of bacteria?

I'm hungry.

I am hopelessly in love with Zooey Deschanel, and I feel nothing but despair for the fact that I will never know her sweet, pale embrace.

I'm going to have to get Cloverfield on DVD just to see what my friends are talking about with that Coney Island scene. I saw it in theaters, and I swear there wasn't a splash.

I really wish people would stop using Anime Ace. It's just a shitty-looking font.

I'm in love with my best friend but she isn't single.

The Rattata was an underrated Pokémon.

>>3510623
If your mom was here, we could both masturbate.

I should post something random and say "This thread is now about x", but I can't think of anything funny.

>>3510642
The rattata mini-game in Pokemon Stadium was pretty fun.

Oh God, I'm on 4chan again. What's the matter with me?

The drop date is Wednesday but the test is Thursday. I think they did that on purpose.

>>3510648
This thread is fine on its own.

Okay, "telephone" I get. Tele, distance, phone, sound.

A "microphone", though... they're not necessarily micro. I mean, they weren't when they were invented, right?

I want a hat with a wide brim, but it's hard finding one that isn't either A) for women or B) a poorly constructed costume piece.

Should I work out or get coffee with Ash this evening? If I just do cardio I could have time for both, but I'd still be kind of sweaty...

>>3510682

You should try these guys out. They have pretty decent prices, and a great selection of quality hats.

http://hatsinthebelfry.com/

There's something stuck between my teeth and I can't get it out and now I'll rub my tongue sore on it.

>>3510685
Why not do coffee afterwards? Or perhaps a shower in-between?

Well, yeah, I was checking the cock out, but I was fantasizing that it was my own. I mean, that's not gay, right? It's perfectly straight to want a long, wide, firm, not-too-veiny meatstick with which to please the womenfolk!

>>3510606
>>3510613
>>3510622

You're all wrong.

>>3510629

No, as there is no balance of bacteria. Depending on how long you brush/rinse/rebrush for, you'll rid your mouth of varying amounts of plaque and bacteria, which is certainly a good thing. And don't forget to floss!

>>3510635

There was no splash.

>>3510641

Yeah, I'd break up with her but she's just too good in bed.

>>3510652

See pic.

>>3510680

Your voice goes from small to large.

Bruce Campbell should play Plastic Man. That's all there is to it.

>>3510707
I actually meant coffee beforehand.

>>3510711

Hey, jackass, did the OP say "Your responses"? Huh? Did he? I think not!

>>3510732

Wait. shit.

I was pondering The Green Goblin. That guy needs a re-write.

Also, more comics should include The Krampus

>>3510695

Much obliged.

>>3510642

It always bothered me that they established in the cartoon that the Diglett could move at the speed of light, yet nobody ever stopped to think of what effect that would have on the planet.

I'm wondering what to do with my life, since I want to create but have no medium that appeals to me.

Man, I have an awesome apology speech if I'm ever a college professor who accidentally makes a racist remark and has to apologize to the black community to keep his job.

>>3510747
I think Digletts often wonder why humans are so weirded out by "This hole was made for me!"

And I'm sad that there isn't more Jessie x Lickitung hentai out there.

>>3510753

You are looking at it in the wrong way. Medium is not important.

And most importantly of all, create only for yourself. Write, or draw, or sing about stuff you want to write, draw, or sing about. Not what you think people want to read, look at, or listen too.

The Gutbucket Quest is the worst goddamn book I have read in years. Fuck you, Piers Anthony and Ron Leming, fuck you both.

>>3510732
>>3510735

Every new thought you have is a response to stimuli, which can either be what you imagine, or what you experience. The OP provided something to start off the chain, much of the thread posted based on the OP, but my thoughts were not stimulated much by it so I went through the rest of the thread. The fact remains that all of these posts were responses.

>>3510760

I've always been surprised that there isn't more straight hentai of Ashley and Leon from RE4. Seems odd, that.

Sorry if I got too /v/ there.

>>3510775

Biohazard isn't a series that inspires straight hentai so much.

>>3510763

The problem is that I create too intermittently. I'm not bad at writing, for example, but I can go long stretches between stuff. I don't write compulsively like many professional writers.

i wonder why my ears hurt

I find it disturbing that people assume I own Pokemon, just because I own a DS.

I'm not a 12 year-old. I don't like Pokemon.

My DVD is taking forever to rip

>>3510775
I do agree on that. Though Jill was hotter.

Why do I get a headache after I masturbate? It's annoying.

After speaking with my psych teacher, it would seem i have all the symptoms of clinical depression. But I don't want to go to a shrink because then I'll have to take pills for the rest of my life that will alter my personality.

Gotta pee.

>>3510766

You should of known better. I mean, Piers Anthony, what were you thinking?

>>3510760

You know what I really wish there was porn of? Dynamo 5.

>>3510810
Adjust your breathing.

I think I might have an intestinal parasite.

>>3510814
>it would seem i have all the symptoms of clinical depression.

You and half the planet. Take the day off, leave the door locked and the phone off the hook, spend some quality time with a joint or two. That's my goddamn prescription.

>>3510791

I used to be the same way, but lately (more due to boredom at work than I'd like to admit) I have been writing alot. I buy those oh-so-sexy but expensive moleskines to do it in, as well.

And, in direct response, this has inspired me to learn how to draw, which I plan to begin in earnest this weekend, after I get paid.

Anyways, here is something that I think might help you. It certainly helped me to begin to write more.

http://www.nanowrimo.org/node/1065561

Its a pep talk from Neil gaiman, and I read it every time I start to feel bad about my writing.

Man, I can't believe it's two more weeks till Green Goblin shows up in Spectacular Spider-Man, and three weeks till Doc Ock.

Fuck. Hurry it up, Kid's WB.

>>3510841

God I love Neil Gaiman. I always feel so insignificant next to those writers who write compulsively, year round.

>>3510835

See, marijuana actually makes me depressed, cause I think too much when I'm high.

I prefer some red wine, or a little Baileys, neat.

Still gotta pee. Why haven't I peed yet? This thread isn't that interesting.

>>3510843

But how long until Peter kills Gwen?

>>3510862

Oh, I'm actually having some fun in this thread.

You go pee. We'll be here when you get back.

I want to destroy my town in a fun humorous manner

I often wonder, what if we are truly alone in the universe? What if, despite what even skepctics say goes against all logic, life in this planet was indeed just a cosmic mistaken, something that wasn't meant to be? What if, whenever is that we resolve our differences and advance forward and we finally go out there to find some one else like us... there is no one else like us, and in fact there is NO one out there? Nothing of the galactic federations we dream about, no evil empires, no bizarre hive mind creatures, or not even fungus growing on rocks? just the vastness of space, cold and beautiful, with only us to admire it.

There are abrasions on the inside of my lips from my teeth shifting from the wisdom teeth. It's making eating leftover Easter dinner for lunch awkward.

I wish /a/ didn't get trolled so often. I much prefer the subject matter.

I think Billy Crudup will make a great Dr. Manhattan.

>>3510868

End of the second season, I'm hoiping. If they do it first season, that seems rather rushed. In fact, despite how annoying the week wait between episodes is, I still feel they're rushing things. They shouldn't introduce the entire rogues gallery one after another. There should be some episodes in between, breathing space, dealing with an already introduced villain, or with some slightly less Super-villainous villains. Like when they crammed Vulture and the Enforcers into the same episode. What was up with that?

Anyway, that's presuming they don't puss out over the whole "killing Gwen" thing.

>>3510894

I think life is a mistake, because we are the only thing in the universe that defies entropy, and we continue to defy it against all odds.

its chilling to think that, by all rights, you really shouldn't even exist.

Couple that with the fact that our ancient ancestors, before they left africa to populate the rest of the world, had nearly gone extinct, like 99.9% of life on the planet.

We were down to a gene pool of less than five thousand. Total. Thats how many people we are descended from now.

>>3510940

The inbreeding that would entail probably explains a lot about us these days.

I wish there was a mythology/folklore superhero like Thor or Hercules that really played the source material straight. You know, less Kirby, more Homer. I'd be interesting.

And, y'know, OTHER than Hellboy.

>>3510894

It's a big universe. Even if there's tons of life out there, it's entirely possible we might never find it.

At least we wouldn't have to worry about competition, I guess.

>>3510894
>>3510940
You mean there is no Tali? D:

>>3510969

And even if we found it, we might not know it's life.

>>3511051

Dear GOD I wanted her to be a romantic option.

Damn you, environmental suit!

>>3511058

Too true.

"There are more things in heaven and earth..." to quote the Bard.

And, it probably wouldn't recognize us, either.