We've talked about this before, and we agree that it'd be awesome. Most of our ideas for it are limited to Engineer/Spy interaction, though.

Needs Pyro

Shit would be epic.
That reminds me, I'll have to go to /v/ to see if Dr. Tanner's finished another one of his stories.

Preferrably with less mansex.

MedicXHeavy OTP

Soilder messin Heavy

Is pyro a girl. I think pryro is a girl.

>>3271863
>less mansex.

No. More mansex.

Engineer/Spy OTP.

check the archives

>>3271826
I'd like to add pyro hijinks to that

Deus Ex
Evil Genius

>>3271826
/r/ing these ideas?

>>3271928
Scout and Pyro are running buddies. They have wacky hijinks.

Sniper never shows up in half the episodes, only his dot. He shoots people occasionally, the sound appearing in the background of other peoples' scenes, offing enemy troops who who are just about to shoot at our protagonists.

>Difficulty: The series must NOT have been invented in Japan. that would make it animu.

>>3271986
One of my favorite archive ideas for the sniper was this:

>In one episode, the sniper wakes up, grabs a piece of toast, and then goes to the roof, not moving even under pain of Heavy punching him. The rest of the episode progresses, the team discusses a plan they've been working on, which goes bad and ends up with them retreating. When they get in sight of the base, with the enemy almost caught up, Sniper fires one shot, which is followed by a miraculous two-minute sequence of it boring through one guy's head, bounding off of a gun, pierceing another guy's heart, and basically killing the whole enemy force. And then he goes back to bed.

>>3271826

You're forgetting about Scout

>>3272032

I'm sad due to the fact this will never been made real

>>3272032
Shit, that WOULD be awesome.

Fuck, Valve, please, baby. Make this show happen. Just make it in the game engine.

please. ;~;.

>>3272032

That's pretty unfaithful to the game since the Sniper is actually contributing to the team.

Whens meet the scout come out?

Over the course of the series, he falls in love with Pyro. The series finale must end with Scout confronting his possible homosexuality. So, he talks to everyone on the team, EXCEPT Pyro.

Pyro then thinks that Scout is avoiding her. She's heartbroken, and debates going over to BLU. When Spy mentions to her that the other team already has a Pyro, Sniper's gun is heard firing, and the BLU Pyro's corpse, driven by the force of a bullet charged for 12 hours, flys through the wall into Spy, with a cry of "THANKS FOR STANDING STILL, WANKA!" echoing in the background.

Meanwhile, Scout finally works up the courage to talk to Pyro about everything, but discovers she's taken the spot with BLU. In an attempt to win her back, or at least work things out, Scout sneaks into BLU during the night. They talk, and just before Scout mentions that he thinks Pyro is a guy, and that he is gay for Pyro, Pyro pulls off her mask, showing she's a woman. She kisses him, and he faints.

"Oh, wow. Nice work, Pyro," BLU Scout says. "You caught the infiltrator. Now, let's show him what happens to spys around here." BLU Spy is standing in the background, with a look of "Wait, what?" on his face as BLU Scout cocks his scattergun. Pyro then turns red again, as the announcer says "PYRO HAS SWITCHED TEAMS." Moments later, The entire BLU team is running from their base, on fire, being followed by Pyro and her flamethrower, with Scout draped on her back. Heavy looks down at the fiasco from the Battlements, and laughs. And laughs. And laughs. Cut to credits.

>>3272191
But Pyro's a dude.

Pic related.

>>3272191
you're just making me more sad that this will never be real ;-;

>>3272191

NO SCOUT U ARE THE ZOMBIES

>>3272191
Need to include him gratuitously shooting at the on fire BLU team members.

>>3272249

Oh, right. I forgot entirely to mention that.

In my mind, Heavy would never stop firing his gun on the show, ever. Engineer would keep having to build a dispenser beside him, and then demolish it to move it to wherever Heavy had went. As a result, any time Engineer would be having a conversation, or be the focus of an episode, he'd keep walking off in the middle, or the whole episode would take place on the path Heavy was taking towards the enemy.

>>3272229

No. Pyro is a beautiful girl. Her coal black eyes are a testiment to her rock-hard will and easily flared temper. Semi-short orange hair encircles her face, the halo to adorn an angel of fire. I know this because there is a purse in Pyro's locker.

the TF2 wiki confirms that Pyro is a guy. He's just a little weird

>>3272326
Dude, Pyro's a dude.

Scout saw the purse and said, "That purse could only be a flamer's."

Pyro nodded, thinking, "I'm a flamer."

>>3272344

http://www.danceflower.net/tf2/index.php?title=Main_Page

I assume you are refering to this wiki, yeah? I'm relatively sure that it is fan-made.

If someone can cite Valve on this, I'll believe you. In the meantime, I'm e-mailing the guy who gives his e-mail address in the Director's Commentary.

Pyro is obviously delicious shota

>>3272448
Hate you

How about Demo-Man? Does he get no plot build loving?

I like the Idea of absolutely random crap blowing up every so often, in the team's base and the other's

Heavy gets in a Truck *BOOM*
Engie walks into a Bathroom *BOOM*, smoke is seen coming round the door and a pained call for Medic
Medic moves a chess piece *BOOM*
Soldier opens a Book *BOOM*
And once the joke is set in, about a minute long scene of Spy going in his pocket, pulling out a cigarette, lifting a match to the end and *BOOM*...


...a crate blows up in the background sending the scout flying, spy shrugs and goes back to lighting his cig...*BOOM*

>>3272344

Every single one of them is "a little weird" to be polite or "absolutely fucking insane" to be more frank.

>>3272524

I lol'd at all the above

>>3272424
Valve said the sex of pyro will be revealed in meet the pyro.

>>3272390
what if the pyro is a "hot" girl

Pyro is a classy lady :3

We need a Sword Van episode.

>>3272524
>Soldier opens a Book *BOOM*
WHAT.

Anyway, DEMOMAN IDEA TIME.

Like all shows, Team Fortess Series will have a very special episode, dealing with addiction. The focus of this one will be, of course, Demoman. It begins with Scout telling the others that he thinks Demo has a problem. Heavy, in his standard manner, asks "WHAT PROBLEM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" whilst using his gun to knock a few poker chips into the pot. It then cuts to a montage of Demoman drinking while "Streams of Whiskey" plays in the background. The team quickly agrees he needs help.

Each member of the team tries their own method of breaking his habit. Medic rambles on about the danger to his health, but Demoman falls asleep. Spy comes in, disguised as Demoman, sapper in hand, but Demo points out he sees through the mask. Pyro attempts to talk reasonably with him, to no avail. Heavy walks in, guns blazing, laugh continuing, resulting in hundreds of exploding bottles. On a side note of some importance, a drinking song is playing every time a scene takes place in his room.

As Engi is trying whatever he cooked up, Sniper's dot appears on the record player in the background. It then explodes, Sniper says some witty remark, and everyone is glad the crisis is over. Scout then points out that stopping the drinking songs didn't stop the drinking problem. By the nervous looks the rest of the team has, Scout quickly realises that he was the only one thinking that was the problem. Demoman, hearing Scout call drinking a "problem," grabs his bottle, breaks it, and starts cursing whilst chasing Scout around the base.

Also, in many episodes, after the title card appears, the team will be talking, or walking, or something, and then the entire team explodes. BLU Demoman will then pop out of a bush in the background (regardless of whether or not a bush should be there), smile, and give a thumbs up. After the respawn, a completely different plot takes place.

Question: Does /co/ have a TF2 server?

>>3272687
You need to work for Valve.

>The series must NOT have been invented in Japan. that would make it animu.

Well Excuuuuusee Me, OP

>>3272687
I want this to be real.

What about the solder why haven't talked about him?He would of couse have a milatistic personinty.He would be the most likly to kill saying things like"i'll kill him"or i bet he's the oldest so he would say"back in my day",he could be the wisest and voice of reason

>>3272707

Group, no server. At least not yet.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thatspyisaskrull

>>3272764
Have you not watched Meet the Soldier?

He's fucking insane.

remember the dexter episode where he can only say Omelete Du Frumage and he couldn't get into his lab?

Replace dexter with soilder; Omlete Du Frumage with Maggot; getting into his lab with calling the medic.

>>3272798
UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

>>3272798

There can be an episode where Soldier is spouting out his usual inane comments about zoos and hobo-fights, but in actuality his comments keep being pertinent to the situations.

YOU GUYS. HEY, YOU GUYS.

Can we have a Valentines episode?

>>3272835
Medic and Heavy should have an episode where they get mad at each other. The heavy starts taking heavy fire and is pinned Medic sees him hurt. They look into each others eyes and smile.

Medic Ubers the heavy and the slaughter the opposition.

>>3272835
Yes. That picture makes it waaaay too aborable to deny. ;-;

>>3272764

SOLDIER IDEAS? WHY, YES, I MAY HAVE ONE AROUND HERE.

Dawn breaks on the RED Fortress, and Scout begins passing out the mail, after a 1-2 minute bit of him dodging whatever dangers BLU has set up at the mailbox (maybe Sniper, maybe Sticky Bombs or a turret. A different one could be used every time we use the plot device). Soldier, in a rare moment of weakness, seems shocked. Apparently, his old boss, General, is coming in to inspect his favorite student. In a panic, he begins forcing the Team to get into military shape. The high points of the episode will be Soldier's speech on the merits of order ("GENERAL STONEWALL JACKSON! NOW, HE WAS A MAN! BACK IN THE CIVIL WAR, HE WAS THE GREATEST GENERAL TO SERVE! DO.. YOU... MAAAAAAGOTS.. KNOW... WHYYYY? HE BELIEVE IN ORDER! THE HIPPIES UP NORTH DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CLEANLINESS, AND REFUSED TO KEEP THE BLACKS AND THE WHITES SEPARATE! EVERYONE'S SHEETS ENDED UP GRAY! THE NORTH GETS MAD, BLAMES THE SOUTH, AND JACKSON SINGLEHANDEDLY PULVERATES THE HIPPIES, AND BUILDS A WALL OUT OF THEM! AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM STONEWALL!"), and the montage in which he "fixes" everyone (he forces Heavy to salute with one hand while firing with the other, throwing off the balance of the gun and shooting everyone around).

In the end, General shows up. The General is, in fact, BLU Spy wearing a paper mask with the word "General" written on it. The team welcomes him, they have dinner, and all the plans fall apart as the team acts like normal. The standard "be yourself speech" follows from BLU spy, and the group gets together for a picture from Engi's Sentry Camera. The episode ends with the "Meet The Classes" ending medley, as the screen flashes a few successive photos of BLU Spy taking off the mask, and preparing to stab everyone in the back.

I could see a convo go like this

Spy: hey engine did you know blu had a engineer as well
Engineer: really?
Spy: yeah he acts just like you to. I tricked them by doing my impersonation of you
Engineer: you have a impersonation of me
Spy: uh kind of...
pyro: mmmhm mm?
Spy: well they have a pyro but it acts nothing like you
Pyro: mrm?
Spy: well I couldn't really tell its gender
Pyro: Mmmhmmm mrm?
Spy: uh look I got to go *cloaks*

>>3272687

It was a book about a farm ¬¬

did i blow you mind?

how about now?

Spy spends a whole month in BLU command, and when the rest of the crew comes in to demolish the base with the information he's given, it turns out the entire base has been massacred by a knife rampage.

It wouldn't be hard to make a good fan made show with it, like Red Vs Blue.

>>3272926
You stole that from the Justice Friends!

Unless Justice Friends stole that from something too, which could be entirely possible.

Pyro gives the final rousing speech. It goes on for about three minutes, to some real patriotic music, with a fly-by shot of all the other classes listening intently, maybe even shedding a tear. And they'll never explain what was said, or even remark, they'll just charge into battle.

>>3272987

It's one of the oldest tropes there is. However, as long as you use the characters well, it never fails to please.

Also, a series of three minute shorts involving Heavy trying to get a cat out of a tree. In each one, a different class helps him.

Following is the Engi addition: Draw Heavy, looking up at a tree with a cat in it, all frustrated. He jumps, getting like a foot off the ground, and becomes more frustrated. He pulls out his minigun and blows half the tree away, but the cat is still sitting there all nonchalant. Heavy fumes. Engineer shows up, and asks what the problem is. Heavy points at the cat. Engineer laughs, and pulls out his wrench. He builds a teleporter on the ground, and jumps on top of heavy so he can reach to put one on the top of the tree. Engineer then enters the teleporter. When he gets up there, he picks up the cat and jumps down. He hands it to Heavy, who says "WE MAKE GREAT TEAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Engineer turns and starts walking away before hearing an "Urk..." behind him. He turns his head, just in time to see a spy wearing plastic cat-ears stab him in the back.

>>3272975

YES. RED calender girl is vastly superior to BLU calender girl. I have no complaints.

Engineer is fucking Batman. He has a whole series of episodes where BLU throws him in the Gobi dessert without any supplies. The arc ends with it looking like he's going to starve to death.

Then, a month later, during the season finale, he makes a triumphant return, riding in a repurposed B-20 bomber that he dug up with Soldier's barrowed shovel (happened in season premeire) and resructured with his clothes, hair, and camel blood. And it shoots bones at people.

>>3272977
Sniper: Jaysus.

Heavy: The entire base? What the hell happened to the mission?!

Spy: Three weeks without pay, I believe I'm entitled to some leisure time!

Engineer: It's a special kinda broke that makes THIS leisurely...

Heavy: WHO AM I SHOOTING NOW?! THREE WEEKS, $14,000! YOU EXPLAIN OR I START HITTING

EVERY EPISODE SHOULD END WITH A SOILDER HISTORY LESSON

Scout: Yo! WHAT IS GOING ON POPS!
Soilder: MAGGOT! DONT YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!
Scout: NO WHY DON'T YOU TELLL ME OLD MAN
Soilder: BOXING DAY! THE MOST HOLY OF DAYS!
Scout: ISN'T THAT JUST FOR CANADIANS?
Soilder: I'LL KILL YOU! LIKE I WAS SAYING BOXING DAY. IT FIRST STARTED WHEN THE CHINESE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE WITH GUNS. THE BEATING WAS SO PURE THEY MADE IT A HOLIDAY!
scout: WOW POPS HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE?
soilder: KILL
scout: BONK

Holy shit. This might be the best /v/ thread in /co/ ever. I want Valve on this RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>3271883
This show needs to be hilarious and comical but have a subtle homosexual undertone.

Just like the game.

>>3273173
No. Less Mansex, please/

>>3273266
Don't lie. You know you want more.

>>3273266

Take it like a man Magget!

>>3273266

Think logically, man. They're 8 or 9 guys stuck in the desert or somewhere for long periods of time. At most, there is one girl. Chances are, there's mansex.

>>3273266
I vote slight mansex, but let's make Pyro a girl and fall in love with Spy.

Hello thread from 4 months ago

>>3273446
Except at first nobody knows Pyro's a chick because of the mask and unsexy clothing.

SPY SAPPIN' MAH SANDWICH!

>>3273446
make her crazy in love with him to the point of chasing him through the base with the flame thrower to get him to date her

>>3273480
I thought it was Scout

>>3273465
Precisely. But we need a reason for her to disguise herself.

>>3273506
Scout loves Pyro, but Pyro loves Spy! Its a love triangle!

>>3273546
Okay, so we have our love triangle.

>>3273518
-It's not easy being the only woman in a team filled with manly men;
-She doesn't want to be treated like a lady;
-She suspects most of the others are flaming homosexuals and dresses up as a man to improve her dating prospects;
-She's not exactly dressing up. Just wearing the clothes of her profession, which aren't feminine in the least. The others just assume she's a guy because they've never seen a female pyro before, and she never bothered to tell them.
-It's magic, we don't have to explain it.

>>3273569
Third one made me ._.

Fourth one's probably the best.

>>3273569
It might actually be amusing if every one BUT scout knew that Pyro was a woman and just didn't feel like it was anything worthy of note. (Or all they cared about was that she burned stuff good.)

I swear to god if they reveal Pyro as a woman I'll fucking disown this game forever.

>>3273631
Idea is good, picture is d'awwwww.

Fund it.

>>3273668
Why should it matter?
But if it makes you feel better...
The Pyro is a Schroedinger's Gender, go long as you do not look under the suit, he/she is both genders or no gender at all at the same time.
They may even be an alien, but we'll never know so long as we don't look!

>>3273518
They wouldn't put her on the front lines if they knew she was a pin-up model.

They all use the same locker room. There's no way any of them could not know Pyro's a woman.

>>3273699
... And somehow I didn't think of this.

>>3273714
She was with them for some sort of USO-type thing, and her dressing room had to be in the armory. She picked up a flamethrower and mask, and for the first time, she was in love.

you are all forgeting something here.. pyro got a mans proportions look at these shoulders

>>3273841
Football pads.

The Pyro is a woman. The Pyro is an UGLY woman.

Mass Effect
Halo
Warhammer 40K (there are /v/ideo games for it)
DUKE NUKEM
XCOM

>>3273820

Pyro made his own flamethrower, he didn't just find it.

It's part propane tank, part gasoline pump, part blowtorch.

>>3273893
Not especially ugly, I'm thinking. More like average. Run of the mill. Boiler plate. The kind of girl who wouldn't stand out in a crowd, but who likes to burn things in her backyard at night when she thinks nobody's watching.

Also, she's always got a few soot-stains on her face.

Spy/Pyro would not work, because Spy loves Engineer.

>>3273936
So we're going for soot-stained Chell?

>>3271924
Creator should have used a friggin dictionary...

>>3273444
but they are killing people and that tends to put sex aside a bit...