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>>31197790

white sweetie burnt the food

bamp

I still can't get over how terrible American ads are

And it's not like Australian ads are any good

Yay!

>>31197836
OH SHIT

HA. RARITY PARENTS ARE GO.

Home made play-doh is perfectly edible.

What the hell is Rarity's parents accent

Holy shit, raritys mexican

>>31197882
>Mexican

How the fuck did you confuse Canadian with THAT?

>>31197899
Moustache and field worker. Her fathers mexican

IT'S THE BEST EPISODE EVER AND IT'S NOT EVEN HALF OVER

Seaty Belt confirmed for canon.

was that poster in Russian?

waiting politely until youtube link is available

>>31197914
Mexican+Canadian=British?

Episode 1
>Go through two full threads in thirty minutes squealing about every detail and wanking over Discord, discussion breaks through many topics all on the subject of the episode long after.
Episode 2
>Same as before, even more Discord wank, followed by two hours of "Holy shit that was awesome" all around, constant chat.
Episode 3
>Thread constantly being bumped to the top during its air, lots of comments on Twilight, lasts well into the day
Episode 4
>Luna episode, goes without saying it went through two threads during the thirty minutes it aired
Episode 5
>Rarity and Sweetie Belle episode, nobody is posting even as it airs

LOL

>>31197988
Yes. Equestria confirmed for Communist dictatorship.

Wow, somewhat dramatic episode.

>>31197790

RARITY PARENTS. SWEETYIE/RARITY FEUD.

this is awesome.

...doggy doo

What the fuck America

>>31198012

My brain just cant handle the awesome and therefore having nothing to post, srsly srs guy :|

THEY BOTH MAD

>>31198031

well, it is a Rarity episode.

>>31198055

they so mad

The parents sounded like there were Midwestern. Wisconsin maybe or even Canadian. Fucking accents, how do they work?

>doggie doo

Rarity's mother is a high class unicorn, her father is an earth pony bumpkin. Awesome.

I won't lie. Gyro bowls look fucking awesome.

>>31198048
Yeah I just saw that. You Yanks let your kids play with plastic poop? Fruitcakes.

GYRO BOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>MLP episode
>Barely any posts

Is everyone dead or something?

Not sure why Rarity hasn't mentioned that she runs a BUSINESS yet to Sweetie Bell.

Beyond that, if Sweetie Bell was like she was in season one, she could take a step back and look at the situation. She was always the courteous one out of the CMC.

Oh well.

Jesus christ Hub, what are you doing to Applebloom.

>>31197914

But that accent. Obviously, he and Rarity's mom are from wherever Pony Fargo would be, and they're the sort of people who wear their souvenirs everywhere.

>Applebloom confirmed for slob

>>31198005
>>31198077
>>31197899

They sound Minnesotan to me. I know, because years of listening to A Prairy Home Companion

>grapes
>on an apple farm.

The fuck.

>>31198158
A P-Rarity Home Companion?

"She didn't mean too. Don't beat her."

I thought Rarity's parents were from Queens to be honest.

>Applebloom Applejack incest

BUENO

>you could've just asked.

OH GOD. SENTIENT SHEEP THAT ARE COMPLETELY IGNORED.

PONY FASCISM EVERYWHERE.

Will this be the first Twilight Sparkle free episode?!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned, Fuck You Sheep!

Sheep confirmed for slaves

Celestia confirmed for god-queen

"I changed. Honest." Sweetabuse at its best.

Rarity confirmed snob, again, and again, and again and again.

Generosity my ass.

>twenty minutes in
>still no song

THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS SEASON FUCKING FUCK.

God dammit Applejack not everything in life is an apple metaphor. This is why your family is poor.

>>31198266
I've been waiting for a song too...

But remember, there are going to be like... what... 21 episodes this season? We're only 5 in.

"Being sisters is like.....warm apple pie!" - Apple Jack

this is cute

>>31198297
You make me sick.

Reminds me of when my little brother erased my save games

>>31198183

They also had corn in the prior episode.

I guess the family's expanding their plant dominance.

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

WHERE IS TWILIGHT?

Entire episode focuses on
>Applejack
A pony who doesn't do shit and everyone hates
>Rarity
A pony who is a snob and selfish, and hasn't been liked in months.
>CMC
A group of ponies everyone has hated since day 1.

Who the fuck thought of this shit.

YFW there won't be a twilight today and rarity will write the letter.

>>31198349
>>Applejack
>A pony who doesn't do shit and everyone hates

You shut your whore mouth and never open it again.

>>31198349
maybe YOU hate them

Fuck all of you, Granny Smith is best pony.

>Dinky is someone else's sister

I for one welcome this new fan cannon destruction!

DO'H!!!

ONE
.
.
.
.
DAY

I saw Derpy in the crowd!

Wait. What if Rarity and Jack swapped in the mud pit?
I'm expecting that.

Carrot Top's little sister -- eh, not as cute.

Derpy's sister hidden in tub.

It's Rarity under the mud, ain't it?

>>31198405

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

SECRET SISTERS!

>applejack was rarity all along

WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEST

Mudrarity

IT'S ME AUSTIN!

IT WAS ME ALLLLLLLLLL ALONG, AUSTIN!

AJ never existed.
>>31198354
Looks like you called it.

Redeeming part of this episode:

Rarity with her hair down.

Oh la la!~

Where'd Spike come from?

>no song

d'aww that was nice

TWILIGHT FREE EPISODE

>>31198476
An egg that was hatched by Twilight

First episode without TS. I feel....empty.

Good episode. Enjoyable.

>>31198476
Stalking Rarity, of course.

>>31198476
Obviously spying on Rarity.

Welp, better than the previous episode, that's for sure.

Rarity confirmed for best sister!

I only came in the end but i heard there was no song? Shame.

>>31198380
Maybe Derpy and the other pony are also sisters
, and Dinky chose the more coordinated sister to run the race with her?

>>31198476
All the ponies send friendship letters now, so Spike has to be around for it, since he's the courier.

Decent episode, saw another pair of pony parents, saw Dinky has a sister, found out where Sweetie Belle's parents are. Probably won't watch it again, but it was good the first time.

The swap was clever.

NO TWILIGHT?

POST-FAUST BULLSHITTERY CONFIRMED

SHOW DROPPED

>No twilight, pinkie, Fluttershy
>Scootaloo and Rainbow dash only appear on the flyer to sisterhooves scoial (seirously look at the body builds)

Sweetie Belle is shit.

>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
>I
>GOT
>CUSTOMERS
>IN
>THE
>LAST
>5
>FUCKING
>MINUTES

>>31198516
Yeah, that was definitely a good ep. Very cute, good resolution.

Still waiting on some songs, though. Are they not doing songs this season?

I was mad at Rarity for a moment, but reconciliation made it better.

>>31198559

That was the whole point of 'lesson zero'.

Since the other ponies from the mane cast can write letters now, they don't need Twilight in every episode anymore.

>>31198559
>Anon confirmed to be a raging faggot

>>31198531

Derpy in Crowd
Dinky in Race

... come on... it's not that hard.

>>31198582
Remember when we thought songs would ruin the TV show forever.

3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 for this season. Prove me wrong.

>>31198577
You're shit!

>>31198317

All of my d'aaaaaaaaaaw

Is it just because I'm an older sister that I couldn't really find any fault in the way Rarity reacted? Though it was shady how she found those "super rare" gems that quick..

Rarity! Give me back my reports!

Spike was hiding in the closet, jerking off, the whole time.

>What I learned: Berry Punch is the best, FOREVER, nothings gonna ever keep her down.

>>31198581

do you run a store or something?

>31198349
>Not liking Rarity, Applejack or the CMC
>In 2011

Are you one of those faggots I've heard so much about?

>>31198593
Also, the dullest part of the show is spread out over 6 ponies now. Or rather, 2 so far.

I honestly prefer Lesson Zero to this (because batshit insane Twilight is awesome) but it WAS good.

>>31198635
An arcade. i was enjoying oops all berry captn crunch and coffee when

those, MONSTERS walked in, those, SCOUNDRELS, those

Those

Customers

man , what Rarity did for her sister... wow.

i didn't expect that.

awesome!

>>31197811
But does he have enough boot commercials obstructing a significant part of the view?

Fuck it. I have too many people wandering out here & sudden tasks and it's not a good episode anyway. I'm waiting for Pensive to post.

DUMB FABRIC

>>31198077
Rarity's accent confirmed for fake.

>>31198648
>2011
>not 2011ing right

>>31198611
No, and honestly it's probably how I would've reacted as well. I get pissed off when my stuff gets fucked with. That's why I lock my computer every chance I get. When someone else even touches it, they seem to pick up a virus or it 'randomly' starts getting blue screens.

Rarity's reaction was perfectly sisterly/authentic.

Derpy is supposedly Dinky's mother, not sister.

Another great episode. Can't wait to see what /co/'s reaction will be tomorrow.

Well off to bed.

WHY DO PONIES EAT EGGS??

>>31198611
>That quick
No, she was out for at least an hour, probably more. Sweetie Belle cleaned a whole-room mess in the meantime. Gem finding spell accounted for, it's not that odd.

But yeah, Rarity wasn't overreacting too horribly, and Sweetie was in fact messing up at every turn that day. The whole fight in the middle of the ep was overblown though.

>Iphone parody
Nice

>>31197790
TO OP AND ANYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T KNOW YET
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

Come on guys - Actually check out what's on the link board - It's useful.

>>2 weeks ago Luna Episode
>>Seriously disappoint by fandom's acceptance of New Luna
>>Latest episode
>>Dinky Hooves is not Derpy Hooves sister
oh all that is merciful please let there be butthurt and rage on ponychan at least PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! at least something along the lines of "MY FANFIC IS RUINED" FUCK THIS SHOW IS RUINED WITHOUT FAUST!

>>31198734
Why wouldn't they?

My heart melted a little at the end there.

Rarity all along? Ok so maybe predictable in retrospect. But I was/am exhausted so I didn't see it coming. Which is good for me. And it made my heart feel so warm and it put a stupid warm smile on my face. I needed that. It made me feel...good.

God did this episode remind me of when I was a kid and had an older brother.

I'm not used to having these "feelings" things.

>>31198686
An arcade? Jesus Christ, Freeze, what's it like to live in 1990?

>sweetie belle tryign to cook
>Rarity's dad is basically a hick

I LOVE IT

>they eat marshmellows at the campfire

CANABALISM

Rarity wearing Applejack's hat.

>>31198734
...you know, originally I thought they just ate eggs that were baked into cakes.

I'm starting to think the whole 'vegetarian' thing is not real. They're clearly omnivorous.

>>31198815
How would they eat meat:?

>>31198605
3 > 5 > 4

1 and 2 are actually made back then on Season 1.

>but hurp durp they were all planned to be for season 2, jayson's ass said so!

They were still made for Season 1, though.

>>31198734
>>31198770
No hooves = not sentient.

>>31198722
>implying Luna Eclipsed wasn't one of the best episodes yet

Fuck your fanon shit, you probably believe Rarity is tsundere with Applejack, lol.

>>31198704
My 4chan X works, must be yours.

>APPLEJACK IS RARITY

RARITY IS SPY IS CANON

>>31198088
I was expecting Rarity's father to look more like this

>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623
>>31198623

Canon.

>>31198686
Who is that glorious beauty other than the physical incarnation of rarity?

Sooo nobody noticed Golden Harvest's sister?

>>31198768
Dinky was never Derpy's sister. Dinky's her daughter.

Scootabelle

>>31198796
>Rarity's dad is basically a hick
I don't think you know what hicks are.

people raging because Derpy is not with Dinky.

in a SISTERS ONLY EVENT.

Derpy = Dinky's MOM

SHIT NIGGERS WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

>>31198734

That's normal. I seen trainers feed racehorses raw eggs and milk to build up protein levels.

Now, a side of BACON, on the other hand, would be horrific.

>>31198815
vegetarians still eat eggs, bro. You're thinking of vegans.

Rarity mom and dad need names from fargo like Jerry Lundegaard or Gaear Grimsrud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy2HfixB9_8

>>31198794
we're the only game in town.

We can do what we want.

but seriously i give out a shitton of freebies. it's a fun place

Hey, DST is tonight. Most US states are changing their clocks back one hour. This may or may not affect the time next week's episode airs. Depends on where you live. Just make sure you pay attention.

Link to the previous thread? kthxbye

>>31198158
>They sound Minnesotan to me. I know, because years of listening to A Prairy Home Companion

Rarity's parents confirmed for being from Whinnysota.

>>31198868
>this thing in the background

oh boy

>>31198877
>midwestern accent
>HICK!

THAT'S Not too far off.

>>31198559
FUCK TWILIGHT SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN EVERY FUCKING SHOW

>>31198459

I had the same thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

On the omnivorous thing:
A lot of vegetarians don't worry about eggs / milk / whatever else. Eggs don't always mean chickens (not all of them are fertile even with a rooster around) so that's probably not an issue here.

Also, the sheep / cows seem to be intelligent, but the chickens don't.

>>31198916

>>31196411

>>31198925
CLOPDRAWS NAO!

>>31197790
I see your eggs and raise you PIGS

>>31198158
>>31198919
Minnesota or Wisconsin.

Either one.

Speaking of.

HOW ABOUT THOSE VIKINGS HUH?

>Sweetie Belle says Jeez Louise

>Jesus pony confirmed

>>31198012
We had an 800 post thread buried down there, retard.

>>31198949
You raise pigs?

FIRST EVER EPISODE WITHOUT TWILIGHT

I like what I see here.

>>31198868
Thank you. This was nearly the best part of the whole episode. Now we know what extremely bored fillies do when they're frustrated.

That whole scene was so cute. Sweetie is still my favorite even though she ruined everything so perfectly.

Rarity's dad is mike ditka.... DA PONIES...

>>31198932

>That moment in Puss in Boots
I was there ... ALL ALONG!

This episode was super adorable.

Test.

BURP!

EEEEEXACTLY!

>>31198983
Holy fuck this

That episode kicked ass.

Dat feel when tons of subtle scat references and dat commercial of Doggy Doo.

>>31198983
Except the bears suck.
And yet they still beat the vikings. OH YES. I WENT THERE.

Yet another test.

>>31199051
Hi Faceless!

What did you think about Rarity with her hair down? No squiggle on that bitch looks pretty good.

Apple Bloom was super gassy this episode.

>>31198983
Some evidence that led me to this
>football cutie mark
>accent
>mustache

there's going to be an opera episode.

24 songs in 1 episode.

no songs anywhere else.

Aaaand another test.

>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619
>>31198619

guy, we're here.

>>31199091
so what

applebloom gotta fart superbad gponna becoem the new big thing

>>31199090
I didn't think Rarity could be attractive

but she looks GOOD with her hair down

Sheep are sentient and would easily be rounded up if asked, but earth ponies would rather move them around by force. That's a bit unfair.

>sheep tells Applejack she could have just asked them.
>She kicks the gate shut in its face.

WAIT

THEY HAVE PARENTS

Oh no you don't MLP:FiM

You aren't pulling this 'we only hear Big Mac say Yup and Nope'

He Already Spoke!
He Knows Mathematics!

Let us share in his understated folksy pony intellect!

>>31199095
Man those bedroom eyes and rape faces...

Big Mac coaching Granny Smith was endearing.

On Dinky's appearance in the episode. Dinky apparently has an older sister, which means Ditzy has two daughters. That would imply that she's a bit older than we thought. Or just got pregnant at a young age.

>>31199134
Aj is now the best pony for this very reason

Southern slave owner

>>31199095

Spikes gonna Get Got.

>>31199134
It's not like they should have to listen to subpony scum

Didn't like this episode as much as the last one, but it was pretty good. And Applebloom + Applejack was all kinds of cute.

its amazing

let the cmc interact with other characters and they are so much better than crusading 24/7

I just noticed upon the second watch through:
You can actually see the switch when she falls in if you pay attention. Her eyes are green when applejack goes in, and blue when rarity comes out.


Also, notice how long at the start of the race rarity must have been holding her breath. She must have good breath control. Hint hint.

>>31199192
Or she has a big sister from the Big Brothers Big Sisters organization.

>>31199332

magic air bubble

its AJ's lung strength thats impressive since she has no magic

Derpy and the sister we saw dinky with could simply be sisters as well, which feels less odd to me.

>>31199412
>>31199192

Dinky was also seen with Ermac Pony last ep along with carrot top's sis in this ep.

Who's a bad pony?

>>31199455
That doesn't look like a pony who has problems 'giving'

new episode doodles