File : 1308383208.jpg-(79 KB, 640x360, football.jpg)
79 KB Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:46 No.26938185  
If this guy is the best at every sport then shouldn't be the most competent fighter ever?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:48 No.26938220
Fighting isn't a real sport.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:49 No.26938235
>>26938220

What about boxing and .... uh wrestling?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:50 No.26938257
     File1308383454.jpg-(39 KB, 350x484, 138547265477.jpg)
39 KB
>mfw Sportsmaster beats Batman in season finale
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:50 No.26938258
>>26938235
MMA is pretty much a sport anymore.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:51 No.26938268
>sports and sports accessories
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:51 No.26938276
     File1308383519.png-(48 KB, 499x311, sportsmaster.png)
48 KB
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:52 No.26938288
>>26938268
>>26938276
Hankmind
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:52 No.26938295
     File1308383575.jpg-(15 KB, 496x368, vlcsnap-10040139.jpg)
15 KB
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sports#Types_of_sports

O shit.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:53 No.26938308
I think Sportsmaster means he's just a gym teacher who killed a kid.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:54 No.26938320
Fucking walking is a sport. He is the best AT WALKING.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:57 No.26938383
But how can he be the best at team sports, when as a villain he can never know the power of friendship?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:59 No.26938411
     File1308383958.jpg-(62 KB, 750x563, schwarbage.jpg)
62 KB
>>26938383
>implying all professional sports teams aren't full of self-centered douchebags who only work together grudgingly for the money
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)03:59 No.26938413
Sportmaster is a lame version of Taskmaster
>> Judge Anon 06/18/11(Sat)04:00 No.26938420
>>26938320
SPORTSMASTER: OFFICIAL SPEAKER FOR POWERTHIRST, THE ENERGY DRINK FOR SPORTMASTERS WHO NEED TO MASTER SPORTS REAL FAST!
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:00 No.26938421
>>26938320
But... is he the best at sprint?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:00 No.26938422
>>26938295
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_ice_hockey

I uhhh... what!?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:02 No.26938462
Sportsmaster is the best villain ever.

"You think you're hot shit with that magic ring of yours, don't you, Green Lantern? Well, guess what? I've got a tennis racket and I'm gonna fuck you up."

Seriously. No one's got balls like that.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:02 No.26938465
     File1308384177.jpg-(122 KB, 596x370, Deadbrain.jpg)
122 KB
>>26938422
Sportsmaster confirmed for more badass than Batman and capable of accomplishing more impossible tasks than Deadpool.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:04 No.26938497
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disabled_sports

When Sportsmaster plays, there are no winners.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:05 No.26938510
Robin: I hacked into the Light's audio feed!

Sportsmaster: We are all ready for the attack on-
L1: Stop. We are being listen to.
Sportsmaster: I shall continue this conversation through my mastery of interpretive dance.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:07 No.26938542
     File1308384440.png-(34 KB, 176x208, kimwat.png)
34 KB
>>26938510
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:08 No.26938564
SPORTSMASTER IS THE BEST AT WOMEN'S FIELD HOCKEY
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:10 No.26938601
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_combat

FUCK
>> /toy/ 06/18/11(Sat)04:11 No.26938629
     File1308384705.jpg-(54 KB, 400x394, 80.jpg)
54 KB
>This thread

Sportsmaster confirmed for best villain ever.

>Oh so you can fly huh Green Lantern? Well let's see your ass fly after taking on my yellow Fighter Kite. Fuckin' hurts don't it? Ya lily-dicked bitch.
>> Sol 06/18/11(Sat)04:13 No.26938651
how has this slipped by for so long unnoticed?!
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:15 No.26938708
Debating is considered a speaking sport so I guess he successfully convinces Superman to kill himself if given enough time?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:18 No.26938749
Quidditch
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:18 No.26938751
     File1308385086.jpg-(20 KB, 640x480, hmm.jpg)
20 KB
Wait, so...wouldn't he be able to beat Batman, Lex Luthor, Grod and Ra's Al Ghul at chess?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:19 No.26938782
     File1308385169.jpg-(15 KB, 132x320, 1492338-sportsmaster_crusher_c(...).jpg)
15 KB
>>26938651
Because Sportsmaster is an ANCIENT Alan Scott villain with an apparently goofy gimmick. Having him recently pop up in Young Justice has given him some exposure.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:22 No.26938828
Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.
>watersports

CHALLENGE PISSING
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:27 No.26938892
But can he beat the Koreans at Starcraft?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:27 No.26938896
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_stacking

>Where's the Mess hall Ra's?
>To the left and down the hall.
Once there our friend Sportsmaster proceeds to school the bartenders on stacking with glass cups.
>BITCH YOU CALL THAT STACKING? MY GRANDMA CAN STACK GLASS CUPS BETTER THAN YOUR SORRY ASS AND THAT BITCH HAS CEREBRAL PALSY
>NOW DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT BREAKING THE GLASS
>DON'T YOU START CRYING FAGGOT OR I'LL STAB YOU IN THE SPLEEN WITH THIS JAVELIN
>SAY I WONT

Working for the Light must suck when Sportsmaster's around.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:31 No.26938933
>>26938892

He regularly challenges Cheshire to show off his actions per minutes
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:32 No.26938957
>>26938933
"I'm Vietnamese, you racist prick! I don't even understand this stupid game!"

"Shut up and zerg rush me. I can take it."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:35 No.26938997
     File1308386134.jpg-(130 KB, 640x480, 1297727594461.jpg)
130 KB
>>26938933
>>26938957
Just take all of it
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:36 No.26939014
But can he beat Matter-Eater Lad at competitive eating?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:37 No.26939031
So wait. How would he beat the Flash at a race? Or does being the best at racing just means that he has the best form and technique?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:37 No.26939034
>>26939014
He must be able to since he's THE SPORTSMASTER!!!

And thus a meme was born...
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:39 No.26939055
>>26939014

He can eat faster, but he can't digest the inedible stuff. So I guess he pukes it up later while waving his trophy around.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:39 No.26939059
>>26939031
He must pull some tortoise and the hare shit on him.

"That's it, Flash. Slow and steady... TO HELL!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:40 No.26939071
>>26939031
He's the Sportsmaster. Question answered
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:41 No.26939089
I wonder if he goes around trolling grade school spelling bees.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:42 No.26939099
"My team's losing to a bunch of sidekicks! I must motivate them to victory with my unparalleled cheerleading skill! Luckily I have a skirt and small shirt packed for just an occasion."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:42 No.26939102
     File1308386535.jpg-(11 KB, 158x163, - (86).jpg)
11 KB
>>26938295
>Haggis Hurling
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:44 No.26939121
>>26939031
He has contacts in all sports organizations in the world. He can just buy his victory, stay at the finish line, then proclaim he won and have all observers and experts confirm his story.

To be the best at sports, he also needs to be the best at cheating so as to know how to tell it apart from fair winning to in turn be able to beat the snot out of cheaters.

But in the case of the Flash, superpowers are like cheating, so he can cheat to win himself.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:44 No.26939128
>>26939099

"Adding to that my expert flag twirling skills I shall be an unstoppable juggernaut of team spirit!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:45 No.26939145
>>26939121
Flash gets disqualified. Speed Force gets classified as a performance enhancing drug.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:46 No.26939156
Fuck, it must suck to hang out with that guy.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:47 No.26939168
>>26939089

"Cry home to mama, kid. I always take the gold."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:48 No.26939184
>>26939168
"But you don't even go to our school!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:49 No.26939202
>>26939184
"SPORTSMASTER. EAT IT."
>> The long-awaited return of Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 06/18/11(Sat)04:50 No.26939214
>>26938420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:51 No.26939220
>>26939202
Then he knocks the kid out by chucking a dodge ball at his face.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:52 No.26939244
"So it's come down to this - one last game of poppinjay. Let's see what you've got, /Speedy/."

"It's RED ARROW!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:53 No.26939249
"I'm going to pollute your fucking ocean and you can't stop me, Aquaman! I'm an expert speed-sailer!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:56 No.26939281
So does this mean he could beat Superboy in an arm wrestling match?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:56 No.26939285
Suddenly, everybody in Young Justice gets tagged with solid rubber balls in the nuts at speeds of over 200 miles per hour.

"How does it feel? To be low-balled, by the hi-li king?"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)04:57 No.26939304
     File1308387458.png-(168 KB, 348x354, 1267847404927.png)
168 KB
>>26939281
>all of the fucking grunting and rage yelling
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:00 No.26939334
     File1308387613.jpg-(93 KB, 619x284, 1268356134946.jpg)
93 KB
Sportsmaster busts on the scene of a spelling bee and wins.

"HAHAHAHA! How do you spell 'bad motherfucker'? S-P-O-R..."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:00 No.26939349
     File1308387658.jpg-(16 KB, 623x354, Drop_Ball.jpg)
16 KB
Ah but could he beat my high score in drop ball?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:01 No.26939353
>>26939334

Then they look in the dictionary and confirm he's correct.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:02 No.26939377
     File1308387774.png-(96 KB, 478x358, 1219044445474.png)
96 KB
>>26939349
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:03 No.26939390
>>26939353

"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"SPORTSMASTER IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:06 No.26939415
     File1308387961.jpg-(49 KB, 339x319, 1264392478306.jpg)
49 KB
>>26939390
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:06 No.26939422
>>26939349

You bet your ass he can.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:07 No.26939430
What if Taskmaster faced off against Sportsmaster after watching him play a match?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:08 No.26939435
     File1308388086.png-(110 KB, 518x321, drop ball 2.png)
110 KB
>>26939377
Now i dont want you to be intimidated, but my high score is 6.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:08 No.26939443
     File1308388133.jpg-(25 KB, 450x268, mbifof.jpg)
25 KB
>>26939430
Then Taskmaster would only become an expert at one sport type, so all Sportsmaster would have to do is switch to another and Taskmaster would be screwed.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:09 No.26939446
     File1308388142.jpg-(50 KB, 451x541, 1243486458691.jpg)
50 KB
>beetle fighting

"Amazing how ya never run out of uses for Venom steroids! Natural predator, THIS, ya little faggot scorpion!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:10 No.26939456
Since he is the best at any sport does that mean he also has the most heart, like when his team is behind does it mean he has the will to play through a seperated shoulder or something to win the match for his team/himself or does it mean he just blows away everyone at everything. If it's the former, why doesn't this motherfucker have a green lantern ring?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:10 No.26939465
>endurance sports
>skipping

SKIPPING CORPS, ASSEMBLE AND MOVE OUT.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:11 No.26939472
>>26939456
The extra 10% in 110% percent comes from Venom.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:11 No.26939476
>>26939456
Because using a ring would be cheating.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:11 No.26939480
>>26939456
Because Power Ring isn't a sport.

Or is it?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:12 No.26939485
     File1308388332.jpg-(35 KB, 654x653, 1263685034995.jpg)
35 KB
>>26939456
>why doesn't he have a green lantern ring?

BECAUSE THAT IS CHEATING, YOU CRETIN
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:12 No.26939492
>>26939456

He had one, but lost it in a coin toss. His only weakness is that he's terrible at games of chance.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:13 No.26939500
>>26939476
>>26939480

What if power ring was a sport on another planet? Or does his power to be the best only include earth sports?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:13 No.26939505
     File1308388407.jpg-(95 KB, 514x342, sportsmaster-vs-alan-scott.jpg)
95 KB
>>26939456
He didn't want the ring because he's not interested in being a pansy defender of the universe.

Besides, he can make better use of his surroundings than anything any Green Lantern can conjure with a puny magical ring. After all, there are all sorts of sports that utilize creativity and improvisation in competition.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:15 No.26939522
He also wins all the awards for best hussle that they give out to the loser kids.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:15 No.26939533
YOU CALL THAT COCKFIGHTING?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:16 No.26939537
     File1308388561.png-(99 KB, 171x237, 1269051679489.png)
99 KB
Stunt pogo.

They said it couldn't be done, but Sportsmaster has turned it into a deadly martial art.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:16 No.26939539
Sports Master vs. Casey Jones

GO
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:17 No.26939556
>>26939539
Um, Casey Jones is a total failure, bro.
His costume can be creepy but that's all there is to him.
He has no real skills or anything above average thug brawn.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:17 No.26939560
He might even be a better archer than Green Arrow...
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:17 No.26939567
     File1308388678.png-(28 KB, 121x162, 1264584902265.png)
28 KB
>>26939539
Sportsmaster even beats Casey Jones as competitive turtle taming.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:19 No.26939581
>>26939556
Not live action movie Casey Jones, he sucked. 80's cartoon one.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:19 No.26939586
"Tell you what, Batman, you beat me at ping pong and I'll let the hostages live."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:20 No.26939589
>>26939485
>>26939476

"Lawrence Crock of sector 2814. You have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps"

WHAT? FUCK YOU THAT'S CHEATING
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:21 No.26939605
>>26939589
ONLY RING I EVER WANTED HAS 'SUPER BOWL' ENGRAVED IN IT YOU BLUE BITCHES.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:21 No.26939608
But Batman is the best at everything. So if they like played golf or something they'd be evenly matched but then batman would win by being better at predicting weather or something.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:23 No.26939617
He's a douche to Ra's Al Ghul whenever they go camping because Sportsmaster is better at hiking, bird-watching, trekking, rock-climbing. and shows off every chance he gets.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:23 No.26939622
     File1308389011.gif-(1.43 MB, 300x173, 1266401648448.gif)
1.43 MB
>>26939608
Shut up don't start that.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:23 No.26939624
>>26939608
Accurately gauging and anticipating the weather is a necessary factor for any outdoor sport.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:25 No.26939635
     File1308389103.jpg-(28 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-1254357.jpg)
28 KB
Hopefully snikting bubs will never be a sport.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:26 No.26939643
>>26939635
How many bubs could Sportsmaster snikt if Sportsmaster could snikt bubs?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:27 No.26939652
     File1308389221.jpg-(44 KB, 250x250, 1264468396190.jpg)
44 KB
>>26939617
"It shouldn't take any man with a pair of testicles longer than fifteen seconds to pitch a tent in the rain, Ra's. Maybe you should take a dunk in the Lazarus Pit again. Maybe two dunks."

"Set a pace? I did. REI even has an official name for it, it's called 'Not being as slow as shit."

"Boo-fucking-hoo I have to climb horizontally without a pick and rope tether isn't life hard."
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:27 No.26939653
snowball fights are considered a sport. Captain Cold is fucked.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:27 No.26939656
The only reason he doesn't have a ring is because Earth's current GL isn't dead yet.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:28 No.26939668
     File1308389325.jpg-(20 KB, 560x400, parker plays video games.jpg)
20 KB
A better swimmer than Aquaman?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:29 No.26939671
Consider the following:

Sportsmaster is the best at every sport and wins all the awards.

To win some awards, you must suck at it (participation trophies).

So, the Sportsmaster is the best and worst at sports, thus causing a paradox.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:29 No.26939674
>>26939643

All of them.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:29 No.26939683
>>26939586

"The devices on the hostages chest are set up so that for each ping pong you miss, they explode. For every one you get past me they let the hostages go. Let's do this"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:29 No.26939684
>>26939674
Not all of them, but enough to win every time at Competitive Bub Snikting tournaments.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:30 No.26939687
>>26939671
Not if he's the only player. After all, nobody else is even in his league.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:30 No.26939688
     File1308389420.jpg-(180 KB, 296x561, bestthereis.jpg)
180 KB
>>26939635
"Adamantium claws are for little girls. AWW! IZ DA WIDDLE HAIRY BABY GONNA CRY?!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:30 No.26939691
Special Olympics.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:31 No.26939700
     File1308389503.jpg-(18 KB, 200x133, sportsmaster.jpg)
18 KB
>>26939691
YOU THINK I CAN'T HERP? I CAN HERP WITH THE BEST OF THEM. I CAN HERP SO HARD I CAN DERP YOU FUCKING PANSY.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:32 No.26939702
     File1308389529.jpg-(84 KB, 457x619, 0008eess.jpg)
84 KB
Do you know what this means...
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:32 No.26939712
     File1308389563.jpg-(198 KB, 1280x724, 1.jpg)
198 KB
>>26939622
YOU CALL THAT A POLE VAULT?!
I'VE GOT A POLE FOR YA!
CATCH!
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:33 No.26939714
Yes, but can he play hole in the wall?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:34 No.26939729
>>26939702
Themysciran Kanga-mounted girl roping? Fuck yes.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:38 No.26939767
For a master of sports, he doesn't seem like a very sporting fellow.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:40 No.26939781
>>26939767
That's loser talk. SORE loser talk.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:41 No.26939793
>>26939767

He'll give his opponent a head start if they ask for it, but it won't do them a bit of difference.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:42 No.26939802
     File1308390127.gif-(566 KB, 215x194, 1264050737877.gif)
566 KB
THESE EXPLOSIVE TIDDLYWINKS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU, AQUALAD
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:44 No.26939833
YOU BETTER HOPE THAT THROWING BATARANGS NEVER BECOME A SPORT OR YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF A JOB REAL SOON.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:45 No.26939846
NOBODY SNOOKERS LIKE SPORTSMASTER
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:46 No.26939856
We're racing for pinks, Wonder-woman. MY JET VERSUS YOURS.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:50 No.26939889
You ready for a round of sudden death, martian?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:53 No.26939924
     File1308390836.png-(168 KB, 576x324, Cheshire.png)
168 KB
Wait, so...

The reason Cheshire said "Ugh, it had to be you!" wasn't because Sportsmaster is somehow inferior or awkward.

She said it because he's always showing her up and proving that he's better than her, so she holds an envious grudge against him and doesn't like it one bit when it's him that is sent to save her, since then he can gloat even more.

Also, Cheshire+Sportsmaster OTP.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)05:58 No.26939966
>>26939668
only breast stroke
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)06:14 No.26940079
>>26939492
like Baseball?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)07:43 No.26940833
>>26939924
Cheshire has some kind of history with Artemis, who is Sportsmaster's daughter.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)08:12 No.26941089
>>26939924
more like she is his daughter
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)08:28 No.26941277
     File1308400084.jpg-(18 KB, 229x148, NamorTheSnowballKing.jpg)
18 KB
>>26939653
It's on, motherfucker.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)09:14 No.26941811
bumpo
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)10:30 No.26942815
Does he win the masterbate-a-thon?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)10:33 No.26942859
Sportsmaster was pimp as fuck in JLU as well.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)10:51 No.26943102
He could take over Themyscira if he wanted. All the amazons do are sports.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)12:33 No.26944956
This whole thread was golden
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:18 No.26947923
bump
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:21 No.26948001
Sportsmaster confirmed for best character EVER
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:22 No.26948017
>>26938258
tell that to /sp/
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:30 No.26948202
     File1308425424.jpg-(201 KB, 468x592, DANCE BITCH DANCE.jpg)
201 KB
Sportsmaster- the Universe's most powerful Dog Dancer.
>> Turpin Girard 06/18/11(Sat)15:32 No.26948245
He's the best at any and all sports. There are things that aren't sports..... but he could institute and distribute rulebooks, judging parametres, etc, converting nonsport INTO sport.

Hell, if he got a sidekick, all the person would have to do is stand in the background, and before Sportsy did anything, say something like "Ok, now, we need to clinch this for the gold".
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:33 No.26948275
>>26938295
>Fistball
WHOA, not clicking that link
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:33 No.26948276
I am loling at this thread so fucking hard
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:34 No.26948299
     File1308425689.jpg-(120 KB, 640x480, shuffleboard.jpg)
120 KB
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:40 No.26948445
     File1308426015.jpg-(348 KB, 781x590, I AM THE ARBA CHAMPION.jpg)
348 KB
Sportsmaster's bunnies have the twitchiest noses and the softest fur of ALL THE BUNNIES
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:43 No.26948542
     File1308426226.png-(452 KB, 640x480, is mayo an instrument.png)
452 KB
Is mayonnaise a sport?
>> Turpin Girard 06/18/11(Sat)15:44 No.26948570
>>26948542
No, but cook-offs are.

Sportsmaster makes a MEAN 5 Alarm chili.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:45 No.26948577
     File1308426320.jpg-(48 KB, 475x352, is horse radish an instrument.jpg)
48 KB
>>26948570
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:45 No.26948593
SportsMaster, his stat rankings are all 12s in Tony Hawk

his swivel shots and no scopes are unmatched in Halo

And in MTG he is the godking of top decking.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:47 No.26948625
Sportsmaster vs. Taskmaster

Who wins?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:47 No.26948636
     File1308426457.jpg-(8 KB, 499x311, Sportsmaster_Young_Justice.jpg)
8 KB
>>26948542
...it will be once I spend 3 months training in the Andes mountains and MASTER it.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:49 No.26948669
     File1308426555.png-(11 KB, 298x325, 1307861937694.png)
11 KB
It makes me happy that this thread is still here.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:49 No.26948684
>>26948625
Read the damned thread
>> Turpin Girard 06/18/11(Sat)15:50 No.26948699
Sportsmaster is absolutely disgusting in Calvinball.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:51 No.26948719
     File1308426668.png-(1.63 MB, 545x2226, war machine cant understand th(...).png)
1.63 MB
>>26948625
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:51 No.26948729
>>26948299
>>26948445
More, these are hilarious.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:51 No.26948747
Okay guys, Sportsmaster versus Stardust

Who wins?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:51 No.26948756
>>26948593
his deck is nothing but 4 Chimney Imps, 4 Storm Crows, and 52 assorted lands
he wins every time
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:53 No.26948780
>>26948756
"Wizards of the Coast? I'm fucking MASTER of the Coast. Watch me tap and DESPAIR."
>> Eric Failston !!w70EVIMTG+1 06/18/11(Sat)15:55 No.26948843
is he a master of boxer hockey?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)15:56 No.26948867
>>26948843
He's the reigning champ and the only one allowed to wear a mask on the field.
>> TotallyNotNuke 06/18/11(Sat)15:59 No.26948940
     File1308427175.jpg-(103 KB, 592x850, 921369-113_thunderbolts_138_su(...).jpg)
103 KB
What the hell are you doing with one of my masks, boy?

Selling drugs? Why that's downright unamerican! (pops some pills)
>> Eric Failston !!w70EVIMTG+1 06/18/11(Sat)16:00 No.26948960
Someone needs to edit that sweet bro and hella jeff pic of jeff saying "sports"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:01 No.26948984
     File1308427287.jpg-(8 KB, 250x397, Priest.jpg)
8 KB
Sportsmaster, you sold the most for the Church bake sale, so you get the new bike.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:02 No.26949012
>>26948984
He then used that Bike to win the Tour De France race two times... on the same day
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:02 No.26949014
>>26948984
"My evil plan succeeds! Suck it, Billy Batson!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:04 No.26949049
     File1308427446.gif-(24 KB, 294x271, yugi.gif)
24 KB
Sportsmaster! I will not allow this to continue! I challenge you to a duel!
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:04 No.26949065
     File1308427488.jpg-(102 KB, 480x879, co vs a threads.jpg)
102 KB
>>26949049
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:05 No.26949097
>>26949049
And then Sportsmaster drew Exodia.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:06 No.26949127
     File1308427615.png-(Spoiler Image, 451 KB, 1094x1329, 1307445810105.png)
Spoiler Image, 451 KB
>>26949049
I will use this as a weapon.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:08 No.26949158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM
>> Eric Failston !!w70EVIMTG+1 06/18/11(Sat)16:15 No.26949339
but could he beat Parker Lewis
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:32 No.26949763
So...Sportsmaster probably could beat almost everyone with his mastery of all sports. Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist. Between Boxing, various martial arts competitions, Wrestling, and MMA, he's probably physically adept. Gymnastics means he's pretty nimble and quick. Hunting means he's master of guns and archery means he can use bows as well. Several different ball sports and frisbee as well allow him to send a variety of explosives all kinds of ways. The wealth of odd sports means he can survive in a huge variety of conditions. He's unmatched in races on foot or in almost any vehicle. Since Robot Combat is also a sport, he can also build machines and program them without parallel. Tag, Hide and Seek, and Capture the Flag in his skillset means he can track anyone and anything. He can lift heavy things like nothing. He's an amazing mentalist as well, knowing every strategy of every card game as well as chess. He also is a mastery of debate and the english language and can solve 7x7x7 cubes in seconds. Lumberjacking means he's great with an axe, pit crew challenges show that he's a master mechanic, and he can fuck your shit with a boomerang. He'll beat you in any strength game, or just throw some darts at your jugular. He'll parachute into your goddamn house and beat you up with 7 different kinds of hockey sticks and explain the differences between them as he does it. And then he'll give you his own personal energy drink, heal you up with his first aid skills, and coach you into being his ward. And then do a bunch of other shit I can't even think of.

BECUASE HE'S THE GODDAMN SPORTSMASTER.

I say he's more than qualified for the "obscenely overpowered Justice League" with Color Kid, Matter-Eater Lad, and Beast Boy.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:34 No.26949847
>>26949763
Sweet mother of mercy he needs his own mini at the least...
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:41 No.26950030
     File1308429662.jpg-(213 KB, 420x1283, sport-flowchart3.jpg)
213 KB
>>26949763
>Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist
No, it's not.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:54 No.26950333
>>26949763
I'd love to see a drawfag draw the Obscenely Overpowered Justice League. With Plastic Man as the leader.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)16:59 No.26950444
woah this thread is still here, awesome
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)17:08 No.26950697
I can imagine how an afternoon between him and Artemis goes:

"Think you're so great for getting nothing but bullseyes? I can get a bullseye while winning the Iditarod and suplexing a bear! Which I've done three times now."

"Shit like this is why mom left you."

"Did I ever tell you about the time I fucked your mom so hard it snapped her spine?"

"Yes, at grandma's funeral."

"Good times, good times."
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)17:23 No.26951090
THIS FUCKING TREAD

I love you /co/
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)18:01 No.26952036
And get off page 5
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:01 No.26952043
     File1308434494.png-(225 KB, 538x392, shotacaptain falconapproves.png)
225 KB
>>26950333
>>26949763
I approve
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:02 No.26952053
I bet he even sleeps aggressively/ competitively
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:04 No.26952095
>>26952053
"YOU CALL THAT REM SLEEP?! MY EYELIDS CAN MOVE AT 5000 TIMES PER SECOND!
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:12 No.26952248
     File1308435145.png-(86 KB, 400x400, reaction11.png)
86 KB
"Shit Artemis, I can't play your silly video-games... Look, that guy just killed me! I can't aim!"
"You know dad, in some countries, Video-games are regarded as sports-"
"HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, MY KILL/DEATH RATIO IS GONNA BE OFF THE FUCKING WAAAALL"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:38 No.26952836
Now I just want a comic series where Sportsmasters runs around the DC Universe showing people up at anything that resembles a sport.

"BATMAN? BITCH I DONT SEE YOU CARRYING NO BAT! HERE'S THE SWING MOTHERFUCKER!"

"HEY GREEN ARROW GUESS WHAT I JUST SHOT A BULLSEYE THROUGH YOUR ARROW SO FUCK YOU"

"HEY FLASH YOUR FORM IS SHIT IMMA GO JUMP SOME FUCKIN HURDLES"

"HEY CYBORG YOU THINK YOURE HITTING SHOWERS? FUCK NO ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO HIT THOSE FUCKING SHOWERS LIKE A MAN"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:41 No.26952898
>>26952836

...

Any drawfags?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:57 No.26953204
>>26949763

>Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist

But only while he's playing StarCraft, or another sport that requires strategy. I guess that's his one true weakness: The only way to win against Sportsmaster is not to compete.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)18:59 No.26953239
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO!!!!!!

SCREENSHOTS! SCREENSHOTS!
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)19:07 No.26953407
>>26953204

Or perhaps he's only a Master Strategist while he's in Korea?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:09 No.26953479
He can beat Matter Eater Lad in an eating contest?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:11 No.26953518
>>26953479
Read the damn thread....
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:14 No.26953592
>>26953479

Both of them would probably keep going until they've eaten the entire multiverse. There would be no survivors
>> Judge Anon 06/18/11(Sat)19:15 No.26953624
     File1308438958.jpg-(89 KB, 614x340, Rocky - Mickey 02.jpg)
89 KB
>>Twenty years ago, in a run-down gym in Philadelphia

"Hey Mickey, didja hear? Superman just fought Muhammad Ali!"
"BAH! A bum beats up annuda bum! If I wanned ta see bums fightin', I'd just hop on over to da alleyway behind this dump! Now get back ta beatin' that dead cow, ya lazy sucka! Ya say ya wanna be th' master, well th' only way ta be th' master is ta be better'n all those other bums! Better at punchin'! Better at takin' punches! Better at ANYTHING! When those sonnuvabitches lay down ta sleep after a good beatin', I want ya ta get up an' give it one more round! Ya hear?! No matter what, no matter who, ONE MORE ROUND!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:36 No.26954043
Get the hell off page 5.
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)19:42 No.26954188
Somebody start shooping Sportsmaster winning all the trophies. ALL OF THEM
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:51 No.26954411
>Luthor: Hey Sportsmaster, did you know you can get an award for making a documentary?

THIS SUMMER: THE LEGEND OF SPORTSMASTER
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)19:52 No.26954445
>>26954411

WHAT COULD IT BE ABOUT
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)19:57 No.26954568
>>26954445

Sportsmaster winning at EVERYTHING. The end of movie has him fight Charlie Sheen to finally prove once and for all, who is better at WINNING.
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)19:58 No.26954613
>>26954568

why can't I draw

This is the best
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:03 No.26954735
But can he win

AT THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:09 No.26954890
>>26954735
Hide and Seek and Hunting are both sports. Yes he can.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:53 No.26956185
Poker, Darts and billiards are technically sports as well.
He could make more money just by playing cards or pool than he would ever make committing crimes.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:55 No.26956240
So, what about team sports?
I mean, obviously he's the Sportsmaster, so he's amazing at any team sport, but to play one it would require him working with others who are obviously less capable than him.

How would that work out?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:55 No.26956246
>>26954411
THIS
...
SUMMER
...
ONE
...
MAN
...
WILL
...
WIN
...
IT
...
ALL
...
Ron Perlman is
...
THE SPORTS MASTER
in theaters Jully 17th
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:56 No.26956265
>>26956240
He plays every field possition
at the same time
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)20:58 No.26956360
>>26956240
Hockey, Baseball, and Basketball he'd be effective. Moreso in Hockey and Baseball, since he can be a goalie and a pitcher and completely ruin the other team.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:01 No.26956460
What about shit like synchronized swimming?
You can't synchronize swim with one person.

Or doubles badminton or tennis, or fucking pair figure skating?
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:03 No.26956510
I'm amazed that no one has taken this shit to /sp/ yet.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:03 No.26956526
>>26956460
He's also a master at coaching sports, he'll get his partners to almost his level of mastery in about a week.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:04 No.26956557
     File1308445481.jpg-(32 KB, 500x375, GIMME.jpg)
32 KB
>>26956246
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:05 No.26956598
>>26956526
Explains why all the minor villains have become so badass.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:10 No.26956777
>>26956598
"What's that Mister Twister? Weather control with a staff, are you fucking pussy or something? Excuse me of course you are!

Now build a fucking power suit run by a god damn robot or I'll make you do a thousand sit-ups!"
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:14 No.26956940
>>26956598
Abra Kadabra was kind of a bitch.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:15 No.26956960
     File1308446122.gif-(78 KB, 468x994, Most Dangerous Game.gif)
78 KB
>>26954890
No, the other most dangerous game.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:18 No.26957090
this is the best thread i seen on /co/ for some time
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:19 No.26957107
>>26956960

Sportsmaster would just use his bare hands to win, rackets are for pussies.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:19 No.26957134
>>26956960
It's an offshoot of Tennis so yes. Then he would shotput the dynamite hundreds of meters away, train the bear, and then hunt the bear for sport.

Fucking Sportsmaster. Everything is a game.
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:24 No.26957280
Someone archive this thread.

So good. So many good drawfag ideas.
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)21:33 No.26957557
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:43 No.26957863
Apparently train-collecting is a sport, there's no doubt he'd be the best, but who would be a worthy opponent?
>> Luu 06/18/11(Sat)21:44 No.26957902
>>26957863

...

NOBODY
>> Anonymous 06/18/11(Sat)21:45 No.26957940
>>26957863

Sir Topham Hatt?