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First, pick a character.

Got one?

Make sure you have one.


They have to run a restaurant for a week. How's that turn out?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:42 No.21191544
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Great hot dogs.
Better Apple Pie.
>> A Dead /co/mrade 11/13/10(Sat)15:44 No.21191584
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Cookies Everywhere!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:44 No.21191587
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"I see now what I have to become to stop men like him."

"I'll ready the oven, Sir. I'm sure the Condiment Master will be back in Arkham in no time."
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:44 No.21191594
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It goes well right up until the inevitable battle with the mob.

There were no survivors except Frank. Bastards even killed the chili.
>> Caveat Lector !cZRccSgBvc 11/13/10(Sat)15:45 No.21191603
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Only he can see what desert order lurks in the heart of men
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:46 No.21191622
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Basically he just buys a bunch of donuts and burger king burgers, and re-sells them.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:46 No.21191628
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:46 No.21191632
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For god sake, it's Condiment KING.

You people all just think I'm some sort of joke!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:47 No.21191646
This thread is now about superheroes' personal tragedies being food-related.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:47 No.21191651
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The service at his will be great.
>> Larfleeze The Great !bBPe8ggzys 11/13/10(Sat)15:48 No.21191666
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shockingly well
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191693
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191694
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191697
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Is there anything on the menu that isn't vegetarian?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191699
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It runs great for the first couple of days. She is literally lounging in a chair and reading a book as she uses her gravity power and mind to levitate all the cookware and food into their needed location. It was like a restaurant being run by a hundred invisible ghosts. By the third day she gets bored and stops showing up, so the doors stay locked.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191700
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Chili Dogs, chili dogs everywhere.

OF Doc Eggman/Robotnik would try to destroy it, but Sonic saves the day
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:49 No.21191704

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No soup for you!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:50 No.21191708
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No guests.

In fact, people start to flee from the vicinity. just to get away.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:50 No.21191720
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It'd be the only place that sells more wild meats than domesticated. All cooked in an Irish fashion.

Mmm Venison
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:52 No.21191768

except that makes less than no sense.
She IS a plant. If anything they'd have nothing but meat on the menu, as vegetables would be like cannibalism.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:56 No.21191843
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You want me to just GIVE people food?!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:57 No.21191864
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she sells the bodies of her slave/subjects
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)15:57 No.21191870
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depends is she the made?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:02 No.21191965
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Leonidas and his 300 chefs get into wacky hijinks when the rivaling persian restaraunt on the other side of the street starts making trouble.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:02 No.21191973
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HA HA HAA! Lie cheat and steal to win!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:10 No.21192113
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Oh jeeze. The food would be various exotic meats and other bits of endangered animals. There will be absolutely no substitutions. Anyone who wants a substitution will be forcibly and violently ejected from the building. You didn't like your food and want a refund? Spider's set up a wonderful little return policy where all consumed portions of your meal must be voided from your body via bowel disruptor. There will be no signs explaining this return policy and every waiter will be armed with a bowel disruptor and under strict orders to use it at the slightest provocation.
>> anomnomnom 11/13/10(Sat)16:13 No.21192182
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as soon as you order, he would have started cooking it 35 minutes ago
>> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 11/13/10(Sat)16:22 No.21192306
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Greets you by name (Despite you never telling him) with an interaction from your culture (handshake/bow/whatever)
seats you at exactly the table you want/need (party of four gets seated at a table for five, because he knows that someone else will show up)
As you sit down, you notice that there is already food on the table. Covered with serving domes. They turn into your cutlery, and you dine moments after you arrive. Everything is portioned exactly to what you could eat, and not one forkful more.
The check is settled almost immediately, with any deductions automatically added.

Reviews are excellent, although a common complaint is the almost mechanical service.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:24 No.21192364
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Something about truth and bondage here
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:27 No.21192418
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It'd be shut down from health violations before you could say 'jorb'.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:28 No.21192425
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Mmm... These burgers are good. What's on them?

Hm... Cajun spice, lettuce, tomato, some rocks, a finger- ... The health inspectors are gonna have a field day, huh?
>> The Music Anon !NJkA7Pii0Y 11/13/10(Sat)16:29 No.21192453
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>Scrooge run a restaurant

surprisingly successful
>> i had too much fun thinking about this insomniac 11/13/10(Sat)16:31 No.21192479
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At first it's a little discombobulated, but Sue steps up and gets things organized, keeps things from totally falling apart. They have maybe a few days of relatively smooth business, aside from certain former teammates showing up to give them a hard time.

But then a strange and inexplicable crime is committed on the premises, and the restaurant has to be passed off to someone else. Because there's ~*investigating*~ to do.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:32 No.21192489
I want to eat there.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:33 No.21192510
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pretty good
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:33 No.21192514
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The most awesome thing in my life.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:34 No.21192518
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Just a week? It'd probably be a fairly nice cabaret. Cheap liquor though, only a few bottles of mid to top shelf stuff.
>> Wretched Ninja 11/13/10(Sat)16:34 No.21192533
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He wouldn't even manage a week.
He'd be shut down.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:36 No.21192576
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Only good can come of this.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:37 No.21192581
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He would sing every night for the guests
>> Pacce of the many mustaches !!TicXHefA2i2 11/13/10(Sat)16:37 No.21192589
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The city was destroyed, there were no fatalities.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:37 No.21192594
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She'll panic a bit at first, but with the help of her teammates, who reluctantly decide to stand by her, and a good ol' speech from Moonstone to get her angry, she'll take charge and make it a winner.

And lotsa strawberry dishes, yeah.
>> The Music Anon !NJkA7Pii0Y 11/13/10(Sat)16:40 No.21192646
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hmmm... this seams to happen a lot when he opens a new restaurant somethings not right
>> Judge Anon 11/13/10(Sat)16:41 No.21192677
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She cooks, serves, cleans up, makes reservations, and balances the books all by herself.
The food tastes awful, but she tries.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:43 No.21192692
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It would run smooth for a few weeks, but then get destroyed again.
>> Praised be The Octopus God !!dpAkxXF8c6t 11/13/10(Sat)16:44 No.21192713
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His cooking's good shit. Good black shit.

Geek Boy might be coerced into getting dressed as a maid.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:47 No.21192761
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>Geek Boy might be coerced into getting dressed as a maid.

You say that like it's a bad thing
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:50 No.21192811
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Booster would burn down the kitchen because he left it unattended, and Beetle would get into trouble with the health inspector which would escalate on account of him trying to cover up for Booster.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:52 No.21192859
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The restaurant would be maintained exquisitely, the service flawless and the decor simply gorgeous.

However, the menu would be too inconsistent, changing daily to whatever is currently popular.

Shrimp rings are in this season.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:53 No.21192866
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Then in a freak fry cooker accident she burns to death in front of everyone who loves her
She dies completely alone
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:53 No.21192868
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He is almost never in. When he does come in, he's late and he looks as if he's about to pass out due to lack of sleep.
Deliveries never come on time. Orders are always late, and likely incorrect.
Despite this constantly happening, there's a certain item on the menu that only this restaurant can provide, which is the only reason it stays in business.
No one can ever know the secret ingredients, lest they come after his family.
>> Judge Anon 11/13/10(Sat)16:56 No.21192910
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And the last words that she hears before leaving her mortal coil again come from a single customer...
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)16:59 No.21192954
That sounds like Peter Parker. Who's that jumpsuit wearing douchebag in your picture?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:01 No.21192984
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He fucks shit up.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:01 No.21192992
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All food arrives in FIVE MINUTES.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:04 No.21193033
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It would just be a front to lure more victims to Spider-mom.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:04 No.21193047
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Turns out terribly, Bullseye too busy wondering if Frank prefers celery to asparagus than cooking, and then there is the eventual shootout.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:06 No.21193087
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You can order pictures?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:07 No.21193092
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"Um, I think I'll have the chicken in the cream sauce..."

>> Frieza 11/13/10(Sat)17:07 No.21193108
Yep, and that's a guarantee.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:09 No.21193124
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Restaurant runs smoothly.
>> Judge Anon 11/13/10(Sat)17:09 No.21193133
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I'm telling you, bro, do NOT go to that place. It looks good and all, true, but the owner's a total nutjob who'd poison half of his customers to impress some chick.
His Chicken Finger Glove menu with the six special sauces is awesome, though.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:09 No.21193136
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Only if they're pictures of Spider-Man.
Also, the veal parmesean is fucking delicious.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:09 No.21193139
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>> Your Saviour, Thanos !wlXmYOqws. 11/13/10(Sat)17:11 No.21193165
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Though everything works surprisingly well- good food reasonably priced and he has hired some help
Skreet is waiting on tables
Pip is running supplies
Thanos is doing the cooking and accounting
Mistress death is taking orders and handling any complaints
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:13 No.21193200
I thought of Felix the cat. I would think he'd get the job done with a few shenanigans here and there. Nothing his magic bag couldn't fix, I'm sure.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:14 No.21193220
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:15 No.21193237
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>everything went better than expected.jpeg

She's married to a baker; how hard can it be to run a restaurant?
>> Your Saviour, Thanos !wlXmYOqws. 11/13/10(Sat)17:15 No.21193239
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Lies and Slander

I know that's you Warlock, stop trying to scare off the customers and concentrate on your own dingy chicken and chips shack you call a restaurant
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:19 No.21193311
and arrive 10 eps later
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:20 No.21193327
Just leave her and Heather alone already!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:20 No.21193339
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But seriously, he wouldn't last an hour.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:21 No.21193363
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Everything is hard and plastic.
There's condensed milk on every order, the walls and in the woman's rest room.
Every other day, a Japanese school girl is raped and dumped in the dumpster behind the building.

Get's closed in the first three weeks, but a new one opens almost immediately.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:22 No.21193381
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the result involves a kick
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:23 No.21193391
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....kinda poorly!
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:23 No.21193395
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Its a bar.

Kegs lined up with tubes designed to plug directly into the brain.

No fleshys allowed
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:25 No.21193425
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Efficient as fuck.

Freezing? ICE BREATH.
Service? Superspeed.
Great reviews? Pssh, Lois has that covered.
Uh oh, need to balance books? BRB CRUSHING COAL.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:26 No.21193449
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Nothing but breakfast cereal and soup.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:26 No.21193451
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:27 No.21193466

Just an afterthought:

Jameson would be too busy trying to get shit on the rival restaurants to actually do anything worthwhile for his own.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:27 No.21193470
ok I lol'ed.
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:27 No.21193474
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Why do you always forget the ice cream?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:28 No.21193486
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Don't forget pancakes
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:28 No.21193494
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FANG. SENSITIVITY. How many times do I have to remind you?
>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:33 No.21193576
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>> Anonymous 11/13/10(Sat)17:33 No.21193581
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Welcome to The Snikt, bub.

Poutine, KD, and Molson Canadians, all day erry day.