Great hot dogs.
Better Apple Pie.

Cookies Everywhere!

>>21191515
"I see now what I have to become to stop men like him."

"I'll ready the oven, Sir. I'm sure the Condiment Master will be back in Arkham in no time."

It goes well right up until the inevitable battle with the mob.

There were no survivors except Frank. Bastards even killed the chili.

Only he can see what desert order lurks in the heart of men

Basically he just buys a bunch of donuts and burger king burgers, and re-sells them.

>>21191594
NOT THE CHILLI!

ffffffuck

>>21191587
For god sake, it's Condiment KING.

You people all just think I'm some sort of joke!

>>21191594
>>21191628
This thread is now about superheroes' personal tragedies being food-related.

The service at his will be great.

shockingly well

>>21191646
MY POTATOES ARE BAD!!

NO, YOU CANNOT USE THE BATHROOM! YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING YET.

Is there anything on the menu that isn't vegetarian?

>>21191515
It runs great for the first couple of days. She is literally lounging in a chair and reading a book as she uses her gravity power and mind to levitate all the cookware and food into their needed location. It was like a restaurant being run by a hundred invisible ghosts. By the third day she gets bored and stops showing up, so the doors stay locked.

Chili Dogs, chili dogs everywhere.

OF Doc Eggman/Robotnik would try to destroy it, but Sonic saves the day

>>21191666

Dohohoho.

No soup for you!

No guests.

In fact, people start to flee from the vicinity. just to get away.

It'd be the only place that sells more wild meats than domesticated. All cooked in an Irish fashion.

Mmm Venison

>>21191697

except that makes less than no sense.
She IS a plant. If anything they'd have nothing but meat on the menu, as vegetables would be like cannibalism.

You want me to just GIVE people food?!

she sells the bodies of her slave/subjects

depends is she the made?

Leonidas and his 300 chefs get into wacky hijinks when the rivaling persian restaraunt on the other side of the street starts making trouble.

HA HA HAA! Lie cheat and steal to win!

Oh jeeze. The food would be various exotic meats and other bits of endangered animals. There will be absolutely no substitutions. Anyone who wants a substitution will be forcibly and violently ejected from the building. You didn't like your food and want a refund? Spider's set up a wonderful little return policy where all consumed portions of your meal must be voided from your body via bowel disruptor. There will be no signs explaining this return policy and every waiter will be armed with a bowel disruptor and under strict orders to use it at the slightest provocation.

as soon as you order, he would have started cooking it 35 minutes ago

Greets you by name (Despite you never telling him) with an interaction from your culture (handshake/bow/whatever)
seats you at exactly the table you want/need (party of four gets seated at a table for five, because he knows that someone else will show up)
As you sit down, you notice that there is already food on the table. Covered with serving domes. They turn into your cutlery, and you dine moments after you arrive. Everything is portioned exactly to what you could eat, and not one forkful more.
The check is settled almost immediately, with any deductions automatically added.

Reviews are excellent, although a common complaint is the almost mechanical service.

Something about truth and bondage here

It'd be shut down from health violations before you could say 'jorb'.

Mmm... These burgers are good. What's on them?

Hm... Cajun spice, lettuce, tomato, some rocks, a finger- ... The health inspectors are gonna have a field day, huh?

>Scrooge run a restaurant

surprisingly successful

At first it's a little discombobulated, but Sue steps up and gets things organized, keeps things from totally falling apart. They have maybe a few days of relatively smooth business, aside from certain former teammates showing up to give them a hard time.

But then a strange and inexplicable crime is committed on the premises, and the restaurant has to be passed off to someone else. Because there's ~*investigating*~ to do.

>>21192306
I want to eat there.

pretty good

The most awesome thing in my life.

Just a week? It'd probably be a fairly nice cabaret. Cheap liquor though, only a few bottles of mid to top shelf stuff.

He wouldn't even manage a week.
He'd be shut down.

Only good can come of this.

>>21192518
He would sing every night for the guests

The city was destroyed, there were no fatalities.

She'll panic a bit at first, but with the help of her teammates, who reluctantly decide to stand by her, and a good ol' speech from Moonstone to get her angry, she'll take charge and make it a winner.

And lotsa strawberry dishes, yeah.

>>21192589

hmmm... this seams to happen a lot when he opens a new restaurant somethings not right

She cooks, serves, cleans up, makes reservations, and balances the books all by herself.
The food tastes awful, but she tries.

It would run smooth for a few weeks, but then get destroyed again.

Pro:
His cooking's good shit. Good black shit.

Con:
Geek Boy might be coerced into getting dressed as a maid.

>>21192713
>Geek Boy might be coerced into getting dressed as a maid.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Booster would burn down the kitchen because he left it unattended, and Beetle would get into trouble with the health inspector which would escalate on account of him trying to cover up for Booster.

The restaurant would be maintained exquisitely, the service flawless and the decor simply gorgeous.

However, the menu would be too inconsistent, changing daily to whatever is currently popular.

Shrimp rings are in this season.

>>21192677
Then in a freak fry cooker accident she burns to death in front of everyone who loves her
She dies completely alone

He is almost never in. When he does come in, he's late and he looks as if he's about to pass out due to lack of sleep.
Deliveries never come on time. Orders are always late, and likely incorrect.
Despite this constantly happening, there's a certain item on the menu that only this restaurant can provide, which is the only reason it stays in business.
No one can ever know the secret ingredients, lest they come after his family.

>>21192866
And the last words that she hears before leaving her mortal coil again come from a single customer...
"FUCK, MY FRENCH FRIES WERE IN THERE!"

>>21192868
That sounds like Peter Parker. Who's that jumpsuit wearing douchebag in your picture?

He fucks shit up.

Freeza.
All food arrives in FIVE MINUTES.

It would just be a front to lure more victims to Spider-mom.

Turns out terribly, Bullseye too busy wondering if Frank prefers celery to asparagus than cooking, and then there is the eventual shootout.

>>21192868
You can order pictures?

"Um, I think I'll have the chicken in the cream sauce..."

"Heheh....Bueno....

>>21192992
Yep, and that's a guarantee.

Restaurant runs smoothly.
Until...

>>21192984
I'm telling you, bro, do NOT go to that place. It looks good and all, true, but the owner's a total nutjob who'd poison half of his customers to impress some chick.
His Chicken Finger Glove menu with the six special sauces is awesome, though.

>>21193087
Only if they're pictures of Spider-Man.
Also, the veal parmesean is fucking delicious.

>>21193124
SHOWTIME!

>>21192984

Though everything works surprisingly well- good food reasonably priced and he has hired some help
Skreet is waiting on tables
Pip is running supplies
Thanos is doing the cooking and accounting
Mistress death is taking orders and handling any complaints

I thought of Felix the cat. I would think he'd get the job done with a few shenanigans here and there. Nothing his magic bag couldn't fix, I'm sure.

Poorly.

>everything went better than expected.jpeg

She's married to a baker; how hard can it be to run a restaurant?

>>21193133
Lies and Slander

I know that's you Warlock, stop trying to scare off the customers and concentrate on your own dingy chicken and chips shack you call a restaurant

>>21192992
and arrive 10 eps later

>>21192866
>>21192910
GODDAMMIT MARVEL, AGAIN?
Just leave her and Heather alone already!

CHIMICHANGAS, CHIMICHANGAS EVERYWHERE.

But seriously, he wouldn't last an hour.

Everything is hard and plastic.
There's condensed milk on every order, the walls and in the woman's rest room.
Every other day, a Japanese school girl is raped and dumped in the dumpster behind the building.

Get's closed in the first three weeks, but a new one opens almost immediately.

the result involves a kick

....kinda poorly!

Its a bar.

Kegs lined up with tubes designed to plug directly into the brain.


No fleshys allowed

Efficient as fuck.

Cooking? HEAT VISION.
Freezing? ICE BREATH.
Service? Superspeed.
Great reviews? Pssh, Lois has that covered.
Uh oh, need to balance books? BRB CRUSHING COAL.

Nothing but breakfast cereal and soup.

WHADDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE DIRT IN YOUR FOOD

>>21193087

Just an afterthought:

Jameson would be too busy trying to get shit on the rival restaurants to actually do anything worthwhile for his own.

>>21193451
ok I lol'ed.

>>21193449
Why do you always forget the ice cream?

>>21193339
Don't forget pancakes

>>21193474
FANG. SENSITIVITY. How many times do I have to remind you?

GRATUITY!!

Welcome to The Snikt, bub.

Poutine, KD, and Molson Canadians, all day erry day.