>>11768979
Bullshit. I sent out invitations to everyone. You must have lost it.

>>11769059
Are you calling me a liar?

Well, only the most important teens are going to be here

>>11768979
Awww.....someone doesn't get the picture.

>>11769092
...we're fucked

>>11769059
DAMMIT YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL CURSED

CURSE THE FIRE NATION BITCH! NOT US!

IF YOU WANT IN, BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO TAKE MY HAVOK STAFF.

>>11769092
Yes I am. I even put the thing in your mailbox myself. It could also be that someone is stealing your mail.

Damnit Maleficent, why would I invite you to your own surprise party. That ruins the surprise.

Oh, and happy birthday!

...man, I sure am glad my name's not Briar Rose right now

>>11769135
I steal Maleficent's panties, not her mail. So it can't be me.

...Err, I mean...

>>11769093
>>11769135
...I am not amused.

>>11769092

Of course you were invited! You're always welcome here, Maleficent! P-please don't kill me! >.<

>>11769177
Well it doesn't matter. Even if you don't have the invite you were suppose to come anyway. So moot point.

Oh /co/...it looks like I'm going to have to discipline you now.

>>11769225

>>11769225

Ooh! Me first Auntie Mal! I've been such a naughty girl!

>>11769284
>>11769324
Now now, everyone gets a turn. There's no need to rush.

>>11769225
Administering discipline you say?
That reminds me of a happier day.
I was disciplined in many a way.
All because I've been... NAUGHTY!

>>11769928
The fact that that is fitting for the topic and the character makes me fear fred even more.

>>11769928
Come over here then, Fred.

>>11770114

Why silly boy, since there's no girls here.
I am not something that you need to fear.
I'm actually quite harmless throughout the year.
But also very... NAAAUUUUUUUGHTY!

Nobody invited me either. Maleficent I think we a mutual problem here.

>>11770151

My dear Mal, I'm afraid I must decline.
There are obligations on this schedule of mine
Some other time will be just fine.
After all, I'll still be... NAAUUUUUGHTY!

>>11770202
You too, Hades? Well then, would you like to join in on showing these fools what happens when they exclude us from their parties?

>>11769928
>>11770245
>>11770160

Who didn't invite Maleficent, but invited Fred?

Hey! Where's Lex going with the birthday cakes?

>>11770245
Fine, fine.

Don't forget, Freddy.

There's a pair of handcuffs and a whip waiting just for you.

>>11770289
Stealing 40 birthday cakes? That's terrible!
Even I'm not that... NAAAAUGHTY!

>>11770289
MY CAKES!!!

>>11770395
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

>>11770410

Your highness, such measures seem quite extreme.
The chefs can easily make a substitute cuisine.
Jumping to decisions like that make you seem.
Dare I say it... NAAAUUUGHTY!

>>11770615
Thanks to you, I'm going to be seeing the Cheshire Cat speaking Freaky Fred style rhymes in my nightmares tonight.

WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!

Meanwhile, on a blasted heath in the British Isles...

>>11769225

>>11770615
He's right your highness, please relax!

>>11770817

A party? For moi? I haven't even officially debuted yet!

But, it's cool. Where's the cake?

>>11770849

>>11770862
The cake? Funny you should ask...

>>11770862
STUPID SEXY VOODOO MAN WITH YOUR STUPID SEXY KEITH DAVID VOICE

Fucking dude doesn't even exist yet.

>>11770773
>blasted heath
In b4 Granny Weatherwax.

Now now, class, there's enough cake for everyone.

>>11770977

Wait till you hear him sing.

Lex, my boy, listen to me.
Cake stealing isn't as naughty as you make it to be.
If you are willing, I'll let you see
How one can truly become... NAAUUUUGHTY!

>>11771080
I came.

>>11770862
Now who might you be?

>>11771267
>>11770862
I ship it.

Well it seems that my time is now free. Hopefully you still have the whip and handcuffs. I'm feeling very... do I really need to say it.

>>11771419

>>11771419
>>11771471

I'd ship it.

>These services may seem innocent and safe enough, but let me tell you a story. There is one type of service like this here in Japan, especially Akihabara. The service is where women clean your ears. Fair enough right? Ok, lets then learn that because this is an ear cleaning service, they are allowed to employ girls under the age of 18. Ok. Then we also learn that they have a special massage service where the girls fondle the junk of paying customer. This is allowed because it is labeled as a legitimate therapeutic massage. The final piece to this story is where a dirty old otaku went in to get his ears cleaned by a young girl, upgraded to a massage, then stalked and murdered the girl grandmother and seriously wounded her. Happened earlier this year

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MALIFICENT APPRECIATION

>>11772578
Excellent