Hey there! Quark has the best value prices in the quadrant! And heâs an honest business man thatâs so selfless that he treats his valued customers like family!
And that catchy jingle for his shop and primo luxurious holosuetes (timeslots availible by reservation and deposit) is brilliant!
âCome to quarks! Quarks is fun! Come to quarks! Donât walk; just run!â
See? Just thinking about it makes me wan to go to his bar and partake in quarkâs many ales (both synthetic and imported) and many distractions! Iâm feeling lucky, in fact, maybe iâll Give he Dabo wheel a whirl! Who knows? I might stoke it rich! At qarkâs, everyoneâs a winner after all!
Take it from me! Iâm just a humble bar goer, after all!