Klingon Connie?

>mfw every Klingon episode boils down to muh honor
I don't know why people like them so much

The Klingon way is to ambush your enemy and destroy them when they are helpless.

>>100998222
yeah well yo mama has a smooth forehead

>>100998458
Thee is nothing more honorable than victory

>>100998222
What about the house of quark episode or the follow up where quark was trying to woo grilka and work was feeling cucked while helping quark?

>>100998559
those were Quark episodes

>>100998587
Ok, how about the episode where Alexander joined the crew of the Rotarran and had to resolve old gripes he had against his father. That episode wasn’t really about Honor. Or when work married Jadzia? Or the trial episode where word was on trial for allegedly destroying a civilian transport?

>>100998195
Klingonnie.

>>100998675
Dammmit, I meant Worf, not work or word

>>100998222
What about Star Trek VI?

>>100998195
See? This is why you don't delivery to spammers.

>>100998704
Then learn 2 spell

>>100999442
Worf is not a common word so the auto-correct flags it as a typo.

>>100999454
Wesley Universe is the best show.

>>100998222

I think it's like a Krogan deal where people just really like a brooding warlike race.

>>100998222
You didnt saw alot of Kligon eps, then. Many have actually alot of politics instead honor or behind honor.

This was a weird thread.

>>101001525
>That Pearl

HNNNNNNNNNG

tell me there's more of this, i need it

>>101002111
Here's the artist.
http://stephenduignan.com

>>101001966
Nothing weird about Klingons. Other than how often they get their asses beat.

>>101001966
Browsing Tumblr, there's a shocking amout of Trek/SU crossover art.

>>101002611
god I hate the romulan shoulder pads

>>101002611
Romulans have the best ship but the worst uniform.

>>100999454
Which one would Riker try to fuck first? What would Barcly's holodeck session be like?

>>101002611
>>101002667
>>101002691
The Outfits? I'm more bothered by the forehead ridge. Like, what the point of that? Romulans are the same as the Vulcans, the lore is quite clear on that, they shouldn't look different.

>>101002951
Romulus is a hell of a planet. Those few thousand years did a number on them.

>>101002951
>>101003061
something something Klingon genetic virus

>>101000181
AUTO-CORRECT HAS NO HONOR

>>101003249
No.

please tell me there's Kira/Pearl art somewhere

>cloaking is against the Federation charter
>every other alien race has it
>only way Federation can use on the Defiance is if they have a Romulan babysitter
Terran Empire > Federation

>>101003366
remember the 6 Bajorillion

>>101004015
The Terra Empire is in the shitter, also because the Fed doesn't rely on clocking it force them to improve their weapons, shields, trackers, etc etc

Hell the Roms and Kil kinda shot themselves in the foot because their ships can't go toe to toe against most Fed ships anymore.

>>100998195
>Connie
>not her sexy MILF mommy
Pfft

>>101004177
This is a Star Trek thread now you SU autist, fuck off.

>>101004015
We never learned what the Federation gained in the treaty of algeron.

>>100998704
Oh; I thought you were talking about that one episode where a transporter accident merged Worf and Quark into Work. That was some funnyass shit.

>>101004222
Boy is Enterprise D ugly.

>>101004513
Don't talk shit anon.

>>101002951
Mild divergent evolution. Though a common fan theory is that Romulans are the base species and Vulcans are their equivalent of augments who won their version of the Eugenics Wars.

>>101004536

Dunno the bridge always struck me as oddly spacious and ornate when I think back on it.

I mean its nice but it looks like a waiting room rather than a Starship.

>>101004583
It fits for a ship built like a mall

>>101004350
Oh lets not get started on fusions then we'll remember Tuvix and his tragic fate at the Mistress of Genocide.

"But I'm happy."

"Fuck you I need my Science Officer and Court Jester."

>>101004620
Enterprise really needed a concourse and some shops.

>>101004583
You have to remember that the Enterprise-D was expected to take part in first contact and diplomatic duties. Pretty much every other ship has much more utilitarian bridges.

>>101004583
The Enterprise D was like a combination ambassador ship/galactic cruise liner, makes sense it was so comfy when you had actual families running around it.

>>101004583
The ship is gigantic and built for extremely long stints of space travel. The bridge is built for comfort out of necessity due to the crew being on it for years at a time instead of months.

>>101004725
>Get stationed on DS9.
>Suddenly Dukat appears on a view screen.
>Tells everyone he fucked Kira's mom.
>Few minutes later the replicators make a phaser.
>Get shot
>Die

Such is life on DS9.

>>101004725
And never before Sisko started being weird about the Holo Nightclub not being racist to him.

>>101002951
Romulans don’t seem to be as strong or potentially violent as Vulcans are. Vulcans had to embrace logic as a means of not destroying their society.

>>101004820
Dukat was such a lovable tyrant.

>>101004820
>Suddenly Dukat appears on a view screen.
>Tells everyone he fucked Kira's mom.
I fucking love that he just did that for no reason what a prefect villain besides that whole pah-wraith business

>>101004725
>you will never be stationed on the front line of the dominion war in a shitty former Cardy internment camp turned shitty space motel for whatever cosmic detritus warps through the local wormhole
>you will never have to deal with smelly Bajorans on a daily basis whining about their crappy religion and shitty gods that are actually just higher lifeforms with no concept of space or time
>you will never get gouged on a daily basis because the only place that sells alcohol in this shithole is a fucking Ferengi

Literally the only good thing about living on DS9 is the constant influx of ridge-nose and spoonhead pussy, and if you fuck one the other will hate you.

>>101004824
>upset a time piece fiction is ignoring historically accurate behavior for a whitewashed all inclusive fantasyland
Captain Benjamin /our guy/ Sisko

>>101004881
Hey there! Quark has the best value prices in the quadrant! And he’s an honest business man that’s so selfless that he treats his valued customers like family!

And that catchy jingle for his shop and primo luxurious holosuetes (timeslots availible by reservation and deposit) is brilliant!

“Come to quarks! Quarks is fun! Come to quarks! Don’t walk; just run!”

See? Just thinking about it makes me wan to go to his bar and partake in quark’s many ales (both synthetic and imported) and many distractions! I’m feeling lucky, in fact, maybe i’ll Give he Dabo wheel a whirl! Who knows? I might stoke it rich! At qark’s, everyone’s a winner after all!

Take it from me! I’m just a humble bar goer, after all!

>>101005164
Is Quark the Todd Howard of Star Trek

Get back to talking about crystalline aliens.
Tholians that is

>>101005294
Trek needed more Tholians.

Would you have liked the Borg if they were insects, as originally planned?

>>101005474
oh you mean those chest worms from season 1?

>>101005367
They're too busy being butthurt about how they're one of the few non-humanoid races still alive to show up.

>>101005521
Yes.

>>101005800
Jesus I forgot how horrifying that part was. I wonder is those buys is what game the inspiration for the bugs in Elite Force 2

To make it a bit more /co/ relevant, does anyone have that Pictures for Sad Children comic about how TNG was created as a babysitting service for the autistic?

>>101006225
Not the one you're thinking of but it works