Fybertech Haiku

[Prox]

Heck, Hazlabs had one
It was pretty popular
I think, maybe not

I figured I would
go ahead and start one here
it'll be great fun.

[FyberOptic]

They're new and improved
and full of Fybertechs now
and maybe green stuff.

[Prox]

Gawd, it's everywhere
I hope that it's non-toxic
it's up to my knees

[Shadow]

While i get banished to the realm
I get banished to in all
the Legend of Zelda games

[Buzzard]

Is this haiku
I'm not sure
tell me.

[FyberOptic]

The rule is always
Five syllables first and last
Seven in middle.

[Buzzard]

this haiku thing is
really great. I hope I can
think of a good one

[Prox]

so, how about those
BBS games on this site
they're pretty cool, eh?

I tried to play LORD
it got boring pretty soon,
so I stopped playing.

Then I played LORD 2
I think it's better than sex
now I'm addicted

I like Planets too
but everyone dislikes me
I'm sorry, I am.

[Buzzard]

I really hate you
in LORD 2, you always kill
me. It's annoying.

[Prox]

Oh mister buzzard
It was only once or twice
please get over it

[Buzzard]

Why would I do such
a thing, that is crazy talk
it was annoying

[Shadow]

Why cant i ever win?
I just want greatest power
The Triforce I mean.

And maybe some pie
Triforce and pie would be great
That would be the best.

And that stupid sword
The Master Sword the bane of
My very life and work

I would like it dead
Were Link, that stupid elf would
Not be able to reach it.

[Prox]

plx mister ganon
your syllables are wacky!
Fyber tells you how.

The rule is always
Five syllables first and last
Seven in middle.

[Shadow]

You get the point though
At least I think you do right?
Maybe, maybe not?

[Prox]

I still like haiku
but i guess it got boring
after a while.