[23:42] <Joefus> no maybe yes
[23:43] <Prox> yes or maybe
[23:43] * Kurisu_Murei pulls out a graphic novel titled "Heroes of Arcadia: Fallout"
[23:43] <Joefus> yesaybe?
[23:44] * Prox pulls out a stack of National Geographics and starts searching for pictures of topless women
[23:44] * Joefus calls local congress man
[23:44] <Joefus> "look these books are corrupting the young they need a rating system!!"
[23:47] <Kurisu_Murei> [Z-ranked again!]
[23:47] <Joefus> [guess so]
[23:47] <Prox> [if he doesn't get back, I'll take over or something]
[23:47] <Joefus> [yay]
[23:48] <Kurisu_Murei> hopefully, you'll know what he's planned...
[23:48] <Kurisu_Murei> []
[23:48] <Joefus> [actually I'm like super tired so if he don't show up I'm gonna go to bed]
[23:48] <Deck> [Why do we always wait until night when everyone is sleepy?]
[23:49] <Prox> [WHY ARE WE TALKING WITH BRACKETS]
[23:49] <Joefus> [b/c rules]
[23:49] <Kurisu_Murei> [Out of character chat]
[23:49] <Prox> [well, should we resume RPing?]
[23:49] <Joefus> [i wouldn't mind going to 3 or 4 but I gotta get up early tommorrow
[23:49] <Kurisu_Murei> [Okay]
[23:49] <Kurisu_Murei> [Okay]
[23:50] * Prox is now known as Jack
[23:50] <Joefus> [so yeah have fun you can drag me around the mansion if you want to]
[23:50] <Joefus> [but there's nobody home
]
[23:51] <Jack> [so anyways, where were we.]
[23:51] * Joefus has left #rp
[23:51] <Jack> [at the door?]
[23:51] <Kurisu_Murei> [Yeah. What behind the door?]
[23:52] <Jack> [you walk into a magnificent dining room]
[23:52] <Jack> [an enormous table is laid out with all kinds of food and silverware and what not]
[23:53] <Jack> [however, it's remarkably dark in the room, and you hear a low sound, like a moaning]
[23:53] <Kurisu_Murei> Hmm...I hear something...what's up?
[23:54] <Jack> [the sound seems to be coming from the corner of the room]
[23:54] * Jack ignites a lighter and uses it to light a flambeaux on the wall
[23:54] <Jack> dear lord and all his angels.
[23:54] <Jack> +++
[23:54] <Jack> In the corner is a large mangy beast.
[23:55] <Jack> it springs over the table with great agility.
[23:55] <Jack> BATTRE TIME
[23:55] <Jack> ---
[23:55] <Jack> [deck, your turn]
[23:56] <Deck> OH JESU
[23:57] <Deck> Results from 1d20: 8
[23:57] * Deck flaps at him weakly with his arms
[23:58] <Jack> [did Buzzard say I had a cane or something?]
[23:58] <Jack> [well, I do now, i guess.]
[23:59] * Jack tries to hit it in the jaw
[23:59] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 13
[23:59] <Jack> [Kurisu, go.]
[23:59] * Kurisu_Murei performs a quick slash at the beast
[23:59] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d20: 3
[00:00] <Kurisu_Murei> That didn't work well...
[00:00] <Jack> [The beast opens its jaws and brings them down to bear upon...]
[00:00] <Jack> Results from 1d4: 3
[00:00] <Jack> [Kurisu]
[00:00] <Kurisu_Murei> [1d3]
[00:00] <Jack> [4 is a miss]
[00:01] <Kurisu_Murei> [ah]
[00:01] <Jack> [anyways]
[00:01] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 10
[00:01] <Jack> *CHOMP*
[00:01] <Kurisu_Murei> Gyah!
[00:01] <Jack> [decker, go]
[00:02] <Deck> Results from 1d20: 16
[00:02] * Jack removes the end of his cane, revealing a sharp steel point
[00:02] <Jack> *stab*
[00:02] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 11
[00:03] <Kurisu_Murei> Okay, that's it! No holding back!
[00:03] * Kurisu_Murei attacks the beast furiously with Triple Strike
[00:03] <Jack> Kurisu, your turn.
[00:03] <Jack> ...
[00:03] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 3d20: 35
[00:03] <Jack> [the beast howls in pain]
[00:04] <Jack> [but, instead of dying, it jumps back on the table!]
[00:04] <Jack> [to your great astonishment, it flings itself at the ceiling]
[00:04] <Jack> [it succeeds in making a large hole, which it quickly climbs through]
[00:05] <Jack> gah! it escaped!
[00:05] <Jack> [you can hear the beast crashing around upstairs]
[00:05] <Jack> we've got to find a way to get upstairs!
[00:06] * Jack jumps on the table and tries to reach the hole, to no avail
[00:06] <Jack> have any ideas...?
[00:07] <Kurisu_Murei> Not yet...Maybe I should have something to eat and regain my strength after that...
[00:07] <Jack> now there's a thought.
[00:08] <Jack> [so, i guess you all eat some of the food on the long table]
[00:08] <Kurisu_Murei> [yeah]
[00:09] <Jack> [full HP to ya]
[00:09] <Jack> [the werewolf's crashing has stopped]
[00:10] <Jack> Now, to find a way upstairs...
[00:10] <Kurisu_Murei> Hmm...should we see what was at the other door in the hallway, first?
[00:10] <Jack> We don't know what can happen with that werewolf in the house.
[00:11] <Jack> If we don't get upstairs, we'll never get to it.
[00:11] <Jack> [uh, the werewolf was our primary objective, right?]
[00:11] <Kurisu_Murei> [Right.]
[00:12] <Jack> So, what should we do? To the hallway, or upstairs?
[00:12] <Kurisu_Murei> Hallway first.
[00:12] <Jack> alright.
[00:13] * Jack heads out of the dining room and to the other door
[00:13] * Deck follows
[00:13] * Kurisu_Murei follows
[00:13] * Jack opens the door carefully
[00:14] <Jack> [there seems to be various tools inside the room]
[00:14] <Jack> [among them is a large two-man saw]
[00:15] <Jack> ...can we use any of these?
[00:15] <Kurisu_Murei> Maybe...
[00:15] <Kurisu_Murei> [Other than the saw, what is there?]
[00:16] <Deck> [Why do I always fall asleep during these things]
[00:16] <Jack> [just a shovel, a pickaxe, and some other stuff]
[00:17] <Kurisu_Murei> Will that saw over there be able to be used as a bridge?
[00:17] <Jack> it looks to be too thin to support all of our weight.
[00:17] <Kurisu_Murei> How about one of us at a time?
[00:18] <Jack> well, that's what i meant.
[00:18] <Kurisu_Murei> Oh.
[00:18] <Kurisu_Murei> Hmm...
[00:18] <Jack> It could probably support you and I, but not our robotic friend.
[00:18] <Deck> [I'm sorry, but I think I'm done]
[00:18] * Deck has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[00:18] <Jack> [well, i guess it's a solo-er then]
[00:19] <Kurisu_Murei> I think someone forgot to charge Deck's power supply...
[00:19] <Jack> well, we could use some of these tools for their intended purpose.
[00:19] <Jack> But I can't think of anywhere besides...
[00:20] <Jack> the dining room table.
[00:20] * Jack hefts the saw onto his shoulders and proceeds to the dining room
[00:21] <Jack> Give me a hand with this, would you?
[00:21] <Kurisu_Murei> Okay.
[00:21] * Kurisu_Murei helps Jack with the saw
[00:21] <Jack> +++
[00:21] <Jack> you both clear the food off of the table and start cutting a large piece out of it.
[00:22] <Jack> you make sure it's large enough to fit over the gap in the stairs.
[00:22] <Jack> alright, this looks to be about the right size.
[00:23] <Jack> [well, like Deck, I'm getting tired.]
[00:23] * Jack presses the fast-forward button
[00:23] <Jack> you take the makeshift bridge to the stairs.
[00:23] <Jack> When you climb the stairs, you see no sign of the werewolf.
[00:24] <Jack> You hear heavy footsteps on the roof.
[00:24] <Jack> A hidden ladder in the corridor falls down to reveal the open sky.
[00:24] <Jack> ---
[00:24] * Jack climbs up quickly
[00:24] * Kurisu_Murei follows
[00:25] <Jack> [the werewolf is across the roof a ways.]
[00:25] <Jack> [there is a gap in the roof where the breezeway goes through]
[00:25] <Jack> [a narrow bit of wood is stretched across it]
[00:26] <Kurisu_Murei> [How big is the gap?]
[00:26] <Jack> [the gap's about 6 or 7 feet across]
[00:27] <Kurisu_Murei> Hmm...will the wood be able to support us?
[00:27] <Jack> it's no doubt a bit thicker than the saw, so, yes.
[00:27] * Jack hurries over to it and begins to cross
[00:27] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 11
[00:28] <Jack> *Jack makes it.*
[00:28] * Kurisu_Murei also hurries over it
[00:28] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d20: 4
[00:28] <Jack> you feel the board creak under your weight.
[00:28] <Jack> as it snaps, you hop to the opposite side.
[00:28] <Jack> made it.
[00:28] <Kurisu_Murei> That was close...
[00:28] <Jack> However, one victory leads to another challenge.
[00:29] <Jack> the werewolf is growling right in front of you.
[00:29] * Jack fingers his silver cross
[00:29] <Jack> +++BATTLE TIME+++
[00:29] <Kurisu_Murei> Why didn't you use that last time?
[00:30] <Jack> I can only use it when it's very weak, contrary to popular belief.
[00:30] * Jack whacks the wolf over the head with his cane
[00:30] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 6
[00:30] * Kurisu_Murei stabs the wolf
[00:30] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d20: 19
[00:31] <Jack> With a sickening sound, the wolf pulls out the steel point from Jack's cane.
[00:31] <Jack> I mean, he pulls it out of his skin.
[00:31] <Jack> because it broke off.
[00:31] <Jack> He then lunges at Jack.
[00:32] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 5
[00:32] * Jack pushes the werewolf off of him and hits it again
[00:32] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 9
[00:32] * Kurisu_Murei performs a quick slash at the werewolf
[00:32] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d20: 7
[00:33] <Jack> the werewolf composes itself, and dives for Jack again
[00:33] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 5
[00:33] <Jack> (sure likes those fives)
[00:33] <Jack> Jack clasps its muzzle shut with both hands.
[00:34] <Jack> (that hurts when done to muzzled beasts)
[00:34] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 3
[00:34] <Jack> (but apparently it doesn't hurt very much.)
[00:34] * Kurisu_Murei performs a powerful overhead strike
[00:34] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d30: 1
[00:34] <Jack> whoo-ee.
[00:34] * Kurisu_Murei misses completely!
[00:35] <Jack> The werewolf swipes at you in counterattack.
[00:35] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 3
[00:35] <Jack> it then sinks its fangs into Jack's shoulder
[00:35] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 6
[00:35] * Jack shouts in pain
[00:36] * Jack pummels it hard with his fists
[00:36] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 20
[00:36] <Kurisu_Murei> There we go!
[00:36] <Jack> it's still alive!
[00:36] * Kurisu_Murei slashes at it
[00:36] <Kurisu_Murei> Results from 1d20: 3
[00:37] <Kurisu_Murei> [such rotten luck tonight]
[00:37] <Jack> the werewolf ignores your slash, immersed in primal rage.
[00:37] <Jack> its only goal now is to kill the one that stabbed it.
[00:37] <Jack> it begins tearing at Jack's prostrated body.
[00:37] <Jack> Results from 1d20: 7
[00:38] <Kurisu_Murei> Oh no!
[00:38] <Jack> By now, Jack's eyes are starting to film over.
[00:38] <Jack> you can see that even if he lives, he's going to be one of them.
[00:38] <Jack> [skip Jack's turn]
[00:39] <Jack> [your turn]
[00:39] * Kurisu_Murei uses the Blue Potion in his inventory, restoring his PP
[00:40] <Jack> the werewolf prepares for another bite at Jack.
[00:40] <Jack> before he's able to, Jack overcomes his pain and stabs the werewolf in the roof of the mouth with his silver cross.
[00:41] <Jack> Results from 1d500: 329
[00:41] <Jack> The werewolf unleashes a blood-curdling scream and begins to writhe around on the roof with Jack in its grasp.
[00:42] <Jack> +++
[00:42] * Jack is now known as Prox
[00:42] <Prox> The intertwined forms of Jack and the werewolf soon fall off the edge of the roof.
[00:43] <Prox> You hear a crack and a splash as the brave man and his quarry are lost to the will of the elements.
[00:43] <Prox> ---ADVENTURE OVER---
[00:44] <Prox> MISSION RANK: A
