[23:42] <Garshak> +++
[23:42] <Garshak> You have a simple task ahead of you, you need escort Kari from Delta City back to her home of Risus
[23:43] <Garshak> Since she is a cleric it is against her religion to use vehicles or technology unless under extreme circumstances
[23:43] <Garshak> You start out at the edge of the city
[23:43] <Garshak> ---
[23:43] * Garshak is now known as Kari
[23:44] <Armature> sup homes
[23:44] <Boris> Hey Armature, you know anything about this person?
[23:44] <Armature> I don't even know where I am!
[23:44] <Kari> good day to you gentlemen.
[23:44] <Boris> we look to be on the edge of a city
[23:44] <Boris> Hello
[23:44] <Joefus> How are you kari
[23:44] <Armature> One minute I'm talking to Fister and the next I'm here!
[23:44] <Boris> Joe, you know her?
[23:45] <Joefus> not really
[23:45] <Kari> I was told you would help me back to my home?
[23:45] <Boris> I'm afraid our employer's brief was minimalistic, we do know that much however
[23:45] <Boris> its also my understanding that we're to walk the distance
[23:45] <Armature> horay walknig
[23:46] <Joefus> I guess I'll be leaving my bike here then
[23:46] <Kari> yes, im a diplomat to Delta City on behalf of the kingdom of Risus
[23:46] * Joefus locks bike up nearby
[23:46] <Boris> Well, you probably know the direction better than us then, feel free to point us in it
[23:47] <Kari> well, there are two ways to travel, the forest or the mountain path, the forest is shorter and slightly dangeruos while the mountain path is longer but are rarely any threats
[23:48] <Boris> I feel I could use the excercise, so I don't mind a longer path, I don't know about my compnions though
[23:48] <Joefus> the easy path is never easy I vote forest
[23:48] <Armature> I'm here
[23:48] <Joefus> you're the tie breaker
[23:48] <Armature> +forest
[23:49] <Kari> Then its settled, lets head off to the forest
[23:49] <Kari> +++
[23:49] <Kari> Walking away from the city you reach the edge of the forest, it is dark and foreboding
[23:49] <Kari> ---
[23:50] <Boris> I hate dark and foreboding
[23:50] <Armature> So, Kari
[23:50] <Joefus> are there any other type of forests?
[23:50] <Armature> Why didn't we take any vehicles
[23:50] <Boris> I've been in nice thinned forests before
[23:50] <Kari> its against my relegious convictions to use technology unless forced by extreme circumstances
[23:51] <Kari> its one of the problems we have working out with Delta City
[23:51] * Armature spirals shield out of right arm panel
[23:51] <Joefus> like life threatening extreme or planet saving extreme
[23:51] <Kari> Life threatening would suffice enough
[23:52] <Boris> Bleh, I don't know what I'd do without technology
[23:52] <Kari> But that may change in the future if the negotations go well later on
[23:52] <Boris> Machines are a passion to me, but I realize there are other points of view too
[23:52] <Armature> First, and third person
[23:52] <Armature> x3
[23:53] <Joefus> well I hope you don't mind my electroylte gun, I'd be in big trouble with out it
[23:53] <Kari> many of the people in our kingdom see such wonders as strange and are not quite ready for them
[23:53] <Boris> If they're working with Delta city, they probably tolerate quit a bit of our methods, Joe
[23:53] <Kari> I am attempting to adjust seeing them on a regular basis
[23:54] <Boris> I mean, I build 'Thor' and I don't know what I'd do without it
[23:54] <Boris> built*
[23:54] <Armature> w-what thor o.o
[23:54] <Boris> It's a custom railgun, prone to sputters
[23:54] <Kari> shall we head in then?
[23:54] <Joefus> So not to seem rude but shall we continue this conversation as we walk through the forest?
[23:54] * Armature heads in
[23:54] <Boris> yeah, I'm as ready as I'll get
[23:54] * Kari follows
[23:54] * Boris follows
[23:54] <Kari> +++
[23:54] * Joefus follows
[23:55] <Kari> It grows increasly dark as the walk the path
[23:55] <Kari> Suddenly it blacks out by some strange force!
[23:55] <Kari> AEEEIIIIIIIIII, you hear a scream
[23:55] <Kari> it brightens up and Kari si no longer with you!
[23:56] * Kari is now known as Garshak
[23:56] <Garshak> ---
[23:56] <Armature> mr borz your voice all time high pitched (girly)
[23:56] <Joefus> ummm
[23:56] <Boris> I think the robot's Vociter is broken, if you ask me Joe
[23:56] <Boris> it's talking in Engrish
[23:56] <Boris> Where is Kari? Man...
[23:56] * Buzzard has joined #RPG
[23:56] <Armature> i ain't no robot
[23:56] <Boris> I told you guys the mountains would be better!
[23:56] <Armature> nigger
[23:57] <Joefus> I'm telling you the mountains would have been worse
[23:57] <Armature> So yeah, let's keep walking and hope to find her
[23:57] <Boris> we need a plan
[23:57] <Garshak> Buzzard arrives in late and totally clueless on what's going on
[23:57] <Buzzard> HEY GUYS
[23:57] <Boris> oh this is the "4th man" on our contract
[23:57] <Boris> great
[23:57] <Boris> good timing
[23:57] <Boris> right AFTER we lose the job
[23:57] <Buzzard> W-what?
[23:57] <Joefus> well I could scan the area for anylife forms
[23:58] <Buzzard> someome fill in this clueless man
[23:58] <Boris> please do
[23:58] <Buzzard> please
[23:58] <Boris> Buzzard, the young woman we're supposed to be escorting has gone missing
[23:58] * Joefus activates visor scan
[23:58] <Armature> joe: DO IT TO IT
[23:58] <Buzzard> where we escorting her to?
[23:58] <Buzzard> maybe she went on alone
[23:58] <Buzzard> or something
[23:58] <Joefus> let's seee.....
[23:58] <Boris> no, the screaming and such says different
[23:59] <Boris> people don't tend to scream for no reason
[23:59] <Boris> they scream because they're in college, or getting kidnapped
[23:59] * Buzzard screams like a girl
[23:59] <Boris> college student
[23:59] <Armature> mr borz your voice all time high pitched (girly)
[23:59] <Boris> Joe, anything?
[23:59] <Boris> You want me to keep calling your robot?
[23:59] <Joefus> arrg my visor just went out
Session Time: Sun Oct 23 00:00:00 2005
[00:00] <Boris> No good then
[00:00] <Buzzard> maybe she saw some rock star or model
[00:00] <Buzzard> or something
[00:00] <Joefus> but not before seeing something large over there
[00:00] <Buzzard> Maybe AHNOLD
[00:00] * Joefus points to my right
[00:00] <Boris> Best lead for now
[00:00] <Boris> lets go
[00:00] <Joefus> I vote Army leds
[00:00] <Armature> ime army
[00:01] <Boris> Fine the _Cyborg_ can go first
[00:01] <Buzzard> I vote the guy with the motercycle actually uses it for once
[00:01] <Joefus> he can probably take a better pounding than any of us
[00:01] <Boris> he left his motorcycle in Delta City
[00:01] * Armature rolls for opening a panel
[00:01] <Boris> did you even READ the mission log?
[00:01] <Joefus> I had to leave my bike back at the city
[00:01] <Armature> Results from 1d5: 4
[00:01] <Buzzard> n-no I didn't
[00:01] * Armature busts out the Sledgehammer!
[00:01] <Buzzard> mine flies
[00:01] <Buzzard> remember?
[00:01] <Buzzard> sky biker?
[00:01] <Buzzard> bandit
[00:01] <Buzzard> thing
[00:02] <Boris> I'm surrounded by incoherent people
[00:02] * Armature wield sledgehammer, wanders off
[00:02] <Boris> army, hurry up before we lose track on Joe's "big object"
[00:02] <Buzzard> How do you think I got here?
[00:02] * Boris follows in a hurry
[00:02] * Joefus follows Armature
[00:02] * Buzzard hops on bike, follows Me-I mean Armature
[00:02] <Garshak> +++
[00:03] <Garshak> As you go through the thicket you see the "large" movement in that area
[00:03] <Garshak> Its a really fricken big spider, i mean its like twice your size
[00:03] <Garshak> it seems to be wrapping something in a web and has its back turned to you
[00:03] <Garshak> ---
[00:03] <Boris> SEE
[00:03] <Buzzard> om2
[00:03] <Boris> No giant spiders in the mountains!
[00:03] * Armature whistles at it
[00:03] <Joefus> oh crud...
[00:04] <Buzzard> yeah
[00:04] <Garshak> Spider turns around
[00:04] <Garshak> Spider: HISSSSSSSS
[00:04] <Buzzard> giant spiders in caves
[00:04] <Boris> oh crap, thats what I get for shouting
[00:04] <Buzzard> in mountains
[00:04] <Garshak> +++BATTLE TIMES+++
[00:04] * Sino has joined #RPG
[00:04] * Buzzard pulls out guns?
[00:04] <Sino> OH GOD
[00:04] <Garshak> Arma go
[00:04] * Sino has left #RPG
[00:04] * Joefus readys gun
[00:04] <Buzzard> worked like a charm
[00:04] * Armature rushes up, leaps and attacks with sledge
[00:04] * Boris readies Thor
[00:04] <Armature> Results from 1d30: 13
[00:04] <Garshak> Boris go
[00:04] <Boris> Results from 1d25: 7
[00:05] <Garshak> the spider attacks
[00:05] <Garshak> Results from 1d4: 4
[00:05] <Garshak> he goes for Joe with its fangs and does...
[00:05] <Garshak> Results from 1d10: 6
[00:05] <Garshak> damage, and joe has been Poisoned!
[00:05] <Joefus> ARRRG
[00:05] <Garshak> you now take 1 extra damage at the start of your turn
[00:06] <Garshak> Buzzard go
[00:06] <Boris> no giant spiders in the mountains, I tell you!
[00:06] <Buzzard> [how much damage does AP add?]
[00:06] <Joefus> shut it Borz I'm the one that's poisened!
[00:06] <Garshak> It raises your min attack
[00:06] <Garshak> soits 1d20 roll + AP = damage
[00:06] <Buzzard> k
[00:07] <Buzzard> what is this arguement about the mountains about?
[00:07] <Buzzard> about?
[00:08] <Garshak> Spider: HHHHISSSSSSSS
[00:08] <Joefus> after we kill this thing, k?
[00:08] <Boris> does buzzard even have the dice script
[00:08] <Buzzard> no
[00:08] <Garshak> i have no clue, ill just roll for him
[00:08] <Boris> yes
[00:08] <Buzzard> plx
[00:08] <Garshak> Results from 1d20: 15
[00:09] <Buzzard> 17 damage
[00:09] -Armature:#RPG- hate mac
[00:09] <Garshak> Joe Go
[00:09] <Buzzard> b/c guns
[00:09] <Buzzard> [hate Armature]
[00:09] <Boris> spot on bullets guy
[00:09] * Joefus Fires Electrolyte gun
[00:09] <Joefus> Results from 1d22: 5
[00:09] <Buzzard> HAWW
[00:09] <Joefus> confounded contraption!!
[00:09] <Garshak> The spider attacks again
[00:09] <Garshak> Results from 1d4: 1
[00:09] <Garshak> At Arma
[00:09] <Boris> crud, our high technology isn't having much effect Joe
[00:09] <Garshak> Results from 1d10: 5
[00:10] <Garshak> damage and poison
[00:10] <Boris> makes you wonder if the job girl has a point
[00:10] * Armature shields at cost of 2 PP
[00:10] <Buzzard> That's why I go for low tech guns
[00:10] <Garshak> Arma go
[00:10] <Buzzard> like 6-shooters
[00:10] * Armature rushes up, leaps and attacks with sledge
[00:10] <Armature> Results from 1d30: 6
[00:10] <Garshak> Boris go
[00:10] <Boris> course the low tech ain't much better
[00:10] <Boris> [should I add the two from my AP into the dice roll or after?]
[00:10] <Buzzard> anybody have some middle tech?
[00:11] <Garshak> [after]
[00:11] <Boris> Results from 1d25: 15
[00:11] <Boris> 17 strong
[00:11] <Joefus> [wait that's how it works?]
[00:11] <Boris> [yeah]
[00:11] <Garshak> the spider dies and falls to the ground, poison oozes from its body
[00:11] <Joefus> [crap]
[00:11] <Garshak> ---BATTLE OVER---
[00:11] <Boris> Hooray for Thor
[00:11] * Buzzard craps hands
[00:12] <Garshak> Everyone earns 5 exp, you all did about average damage to it
[00:12] * Boris checks and maintains the railgun
[00:12] <Joefus> ughh that was fun
[00:12] <Buzzard> I'll open the web thing
[00:12] <Joefus> anyone got an antidote?
[00:12] * Buzzard reloads 6-shooters
[00:12] <Buzzard> sori
[00:12] <Boris> I only stock mechanical repair, sorry
[00:12] <Armature> I gort med-kits, but Kari can heal
[00:12] <Boris> the job mentioned the girl was a cleric
[00:12] <Boris> maybe she can help
[00:12] <Boris> make sure thats who we really have in the web first please
[00:13] <Armature> SOMEONE CUT THE THING LOOSE
[00:13] <Boris> I belive buzzard is doing so
[00:13] * Buzzard pulls out knife, cuts open web
[00:13] <Garshak> HO-HO1 Boris is quite correct becuase its not kari in there, ITS JOSHUA WHO FALLS OUT
[00:13] * Garshak is now known as Joshua
[00:13] <Boris> I hate being right
[00:13] <Armature> sup, bandit?
[00:13] <Joshua> Gah?
[00:13] <Boris> we know this guy?
[00:13] <Joshua> OH THANK YOU
[00:13] <Buzzard> I'M THE BANDIT
[00:13] * Joshua hugs arma
[00:14] <Joefus> Who's this guy?
[00:14] <Armature> plx why
[00:14] <Joshua> No really, i gave that up
[00:14] <Buzzard> I freed you
[00:14] <Buzzard> not him
[00:14] <Joshua> im on the level
[00:14] <Buzzard> no hugs, though
[00:14] <Boris> so he's a theif, but not anymore
[00:14] <Armature> but i'm the prettiest
[00:14] <Boris> and we wasted that time
[00:14] <Joshua> i was on my way to Risus to enlist as a soldier
[00:14] <Armature> Have you seen any clerics in the forest?
[00:14] <Boris> any clue about screaming?
[00:14] <Buzzard> I think it may have been him
[00:15] <Boris> cause we heard screaming
[00:15] <Buzzard> screaming like a little girl
[00:15] <Buzzard> from the spiders
[00:15] <Armature> that was still boirs
[00:15] * Boris anime head bashes army
[00:15] <Joshua> When i was being tied up i did see a spider carry some preist girl down that aways, >points south, but it looks likea lot od spiders live there
[00:15] <Buzzard> also, exactly where are we?
[00:15] <Boris> ok, lets think for a moment then
[00:15] <Joshua> i did not scream like a little girl!
[00:15] <Boris> we're in a dark forest buzzard
[00:16] <Boris> ok, buzzard has a bike with him, right?
[00:16] <Buzzard> K
[00:16] <Joefus> we can save the girl or go home
[00:16] <Buzzard> then how did I fly in here
[00:16] <Boris> a vulture hoverbike to be exact
[00:16] <Buzzard> yes
[00:16] <Buzzard> yes
[00:16] <Armature> Joe, call your bike
[00:16] <Buzzard> w/ guns
[00:16] <Boris> so I have a plan
[00:16] <Buzzard> smoke screen
[00:16] <Boris> buzzard roars down south, wings a bunch of spiders
[00:16] <Boris> and leads them away
[00:16] <Boris> so we can get the girl and get back on the path
[00:16] <Joefus> lemme give it a try what ever fried my scanner my block the bike
[00:16] <Buzzard> k
[00:16] * Joefus tries to call bike
[00:17] <Boris> if joe can get his bike all the better
[00:17] <Joshua> the bike responds and is soon there
[00:17] <Boris> we can make sure they don't come back
[00:17] <Buzzard> two bikers instead of one
[00:17] <Buzzard> instant win
[00:17] <Boris> joe, buzzard, does this sound like a plan?
[00:17] <Joefus> awsome guess our lucks not out yet
[00:17] <Buzzard> shore
[00:17] <Boris> you, theif guy
[00:17] <Buzzard> I'm game
[00:17] <Joshua> Eh?
[00:17] <Boris> you get to help us make this search faster
[00:17] <Boris> you want to impress the kingdom right?
[00:17] <Joshua> Well...yeah
[00:17] <Boris> this girl is some kind of ambasador I think
[00:18] <Joshua> but im complety unarmed!
[00:18] <Boris> clout for keeping her safe
[00:18] <Boris> hmm
[00:18] <Boris> buzzard, lend him your knife?
[00:18] <Buzzard> sure
[00:18] <Boris> you'll be mounted anyway
[00:18] * Buzzard gives Joshua his Bowie Knife
[00:18] <Buzzard> I want it back
[00:18] <Buzzard> or you're not waking up tomarrow
[00:18] <Joefus> ok so who rides with who
[00:18] <Buzzard> K?
[00:18] <Joshua> [gets one knife, doo-da-dooo(zelda noise0]
[00:18] <Buzzard> No room on mine
[00:18] <Buzzard> one seater
[00:18] <Joefus> I can only fit two people safely on mine
[00:18] <Boris> each of you guys take your own bikes
[00:18] <Boris> me army and
[00:18] <Boris> uhh
[00:19] <Boris> 'joshua'
[00:19] <Boris> well go down into the spider caves
[00:19] <Boris> and find the girl while you're busy playing hit and run
[00:19] <Buzzard> K
[00:19] <Joefus> sounds like a plan
[00:19] <Buzzard> Joe,up for some donuts?
[00:19] <Joefus> later Buzzard
[00:19] <Boris> lets see if we can't make this work, I like a good plan
[00:20] * Boris heads off to get into position
[00:20] * Joshua follows
[00:20] <Joefus> you ready to draw these arachnid out of their hole Buzz?
[00:20] <Buzzard> Yeah
[00:20] * Armature follows boris
[00:20] * Buzzard hops on bike, starts it up
[00:21] <Joshua> +++
[00:21] <Joshua> the forest is thick with cobwebs from the spiders, after going through you reach the caves
[00:21] <Joshua> there are 3 spiders, 2 the same size as the one you fought and one slighter larger one
[00:22] <Joshua> in order to lure a spider away you need to do a Gm challenge, you get 1d10 while i get only a 1d8 for each spider
[00:22] <Joshua> ---
[00:23] <Buzzard> K
[00:23] <Joefus> ok lets do it
[00:23] * Boris hisses under his breath about bike spider problems not existing in the mountains
[00:23] <Joshua> [choose which spider you wish to lure away and GO!]
[00:23] <Buzzard> I'll get the big one
[00:23] <Joshua> [if you fail, you cannot lure anymore away]
[00:24] <Joshua> [success, you can try to lure another one]
[00:24] <Joefus> ok you gonna go first?
[00:24] * Buzzard hisses something about it being easier to ride motercycles in the mountains
[00:24] <Buzzard> let's go at the same time
[00:24] <Buzzard> gives them less time to react
[00:25] <Joshua> [and yeah, joe could you roll for buzzard so i dont get my rolls messed up with his]
[00:25] <Joefus> [ok]
[00:25] <Buzzard> [Plx]
[00:25] <Joefus> allright lets go
[00:25] -Armature:#RPG- then get a normal irc client
[00:25] * Joefus zooms by the cave
[00:25] <Joshua> Results from 1d8: 3
[00:26] * Buzzard heads toward the big one, machine gun blazing
[00:26] <Joefus> Results from 1d10: 9
[00:26] <Buzzard> *chain gun
[00:26] <Joshua> the big totally follows joe
[00:26] <Joefus> for buzz
[00:26] <Joefus> Results from 1d10: 6
[00:26] <Joshua> Results from 1d8: 2
[00:26] <Buzzard> ^)^
[00:26] <Boris> they've lured two away
[00:26] <Joshua> Results from 1d8: 5
[00:26] <Boris> if either one of em draws the big one
[00:26] <Boris> we're golden
[00:26] <Joefus> ok now we just gotta keep them on our tail
[00:26] <Buzzard> donuts?
[00:26] <Joshua> the number to beat for the last one is 5
[00:27] <Boris> joe, check for you and buzzard
[00:27] <Joefus> Results from 1d10: 10
[00:27] <Joshua> SUCCESS
[00:27] <Boris> Josh, Army, NOW
[00:27] <Boris> we've got a few minutes
[00:27] <Joshua> Joe and Buzzard both earn 5 exp
[00:27] <Buzzard> *chain gun6-6
[00:27] * Joshua heads into cave
[00:27] <Buzzard> -o-
[00:27] * Armature follers
[00:27] <Buzzard> ^_^
[00:27] * Boris starts tearing at web pods
[00:27] <Joefus> good luck guys
[00:27] <Joshua> [Inside you see kari stuck to you web]
[00:28] <Boris> or that
[00:28] * Boris starts attempting to free kari
[00:28] <Joshua> yeah, kari is freed
[00:28] <Boris> easy
[00:28] <Boris> when the big spiders ignore you
[00:28] <Joshua> Now lets get out here!
[00:28] <Boris> lets get back outta here eh,!
[00:28] <Armature> (A)Gree!
[00:28] * Armature follows whoever runs first
[00:28] * Boris runs back to the cover
[00:28] <Joshua> +++
[00:29] <Joshua> And so you managed to rescue Kari and bring her back safely
[00:29] <Joshua> Joshua is now enlisted into the Risus Army thanks to a good recommandation
[00:29] <Joshua> And you all got a A rank for this mission
[00:29] <Joshua> ---RP OVER---
