FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Deck]

[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck, the Super Sentai, has attained level 65! Next level in 56 days, 04:22:00.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck|Oblivion: The light of the gods shines down upon you! You have found the level 161 Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck [64/936] has challenged Theddy [404/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to Deck's clock.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck reaches next level in 60 days, 02:45:08.
[10:13] <+Bluejay> Um, I think that sword's broken....
[10:15] <+Deck|Oblivion> Weilding the sword turns me into a tard in his underwear singing the Spock/Shatner fight music as he runs about the countryside killing things

You forgot the link!

http://oblivioncable.ytmnd.com/

[Red_Raven]

<Vito> LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCY I'M HOME
 <Vito> lucy = fyber btw
 <FyberOptic> shit
 * FyberOptic hides the goats in the closet
 <Vito> fyber you got some splain' to do
 <FyberOptic> /exagerated cry

[Red_Raven]

 <Shadow> LETS ALL GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
 <FyberOptic> b-but it's cold out there
 <Shadow> FROSTY
 <Shadow> CHOCOLATE
 <Shadow> MILKSHAKES
 * Rhythm throws shadow out in to the snow, locks the door till he gets back
 <FyberOptic> gives rhythm a raise
 <Rhythm>

[Buzzard]

[22:57]  <Buzzard> "and Macs are for gays and women."
[22:58]  <Buzzard> hey.. . ... . . ..!
[22:58]  * Vito has changed the topic to:  <+Buzzard> Macs are for gays and women
[22:59]  <Yutz> Yes sir
[22:59]  <Vito> don't worry buzzard we don't think you're a woman

[Vito]

Mudkips are in our chat taking all our love.

[Boris]

mine renders it better I daresay.

[FyberOptic]

I don't know where to put this exactly, but this fellow messaged me last night when I was trolling a #teens channel.  Rainbow text is for maximum annoyance.

[Altzan]

<Shadow> LETS ALL GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
 <FyberOptic> b-but it's cold out there
 <Shadow> FROSTY
 <Shadow> CHOCOLATE
 <Shadow> MILKSHAKES
 * Rhythm throws shadow out in to the snow, locks the door till he gets back
 <FyberOptic> gives rhythm a raise
 <Rhythm>

I-I like milkshakes....

[Mage]

Milkshakes are not ok when it is 3000 degrees below zero outside, I guess.

[ecto]

Theres always time for milks shakes!

[Altzan]

Theres always time for milks shakes!

amen brother, amen.

[Shadow]

I knew I had followers.

[Altzan]

Oh wow, lol...nice.
Anyway, back to the funny chat things.

[Deck]

[13:31] <+Bluejay> Fyber at first I thought your avatar on the board was light shining through bullet holes
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> then you realized I would have hit my target in just one shot am i rite
[13:33] <+Bluejay> no
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> a-am i rite
[13:33] <+Bluejay> no
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> something's wrong here..!
[13:34] <+Bluejay> Fyber your target was painted on the broad side of that barn... you shot the storm door on that house... in the other direction
[13:35] <@FyberOptic> details, details
[13:35] <+Bluejay> and oddly enough you spelled "EAT LEAD TRACY"
[13:35] <@FyberOptic> I was trying to spell "EAT AT JOES"

[Buzzard]

[21:08]  * Doc hits Deck on the noggin with the Casey Bat.
[21:09]  <Deck> *Doc Whiffs*
[21:09]  <Fyborg> Doc and Deck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[21:09]  <Fyborg> Doc reaches next level in 0 days, 01:49:28.
[21:09]  <Fyborg> Deck reaches next level in 5 days, 04:32:57.
[21:09]  <Deck> lol such coincidence
[21:10]  <Doc> Apperently, our religion involves hitting each other with bats.