FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[FyberOptic]

lol @ avatar

[Deck]

[17:22] <Prox> should i set it so it automatically starts when main computer turn on
[17:22] <Prox> or no
[17:22] <+Deck> main computer turn on
[17:22] <+Deck> it's you!!
[17:22] <+Deck> how are you gentlemen

[Red_Raven]

[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:51 towards level 56.
[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 9 days, 23:26:31.

[Shadow]

[20:56] Error : Closing Link: adsl-69-208-126-8.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net (Excess Flood)

And in my own channel

[Buzzard]

[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:51 towards level 56.
[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 9 days, 23:26:31.

This happens about once every two week on average. Nothing new here.

[Deck]

[15:34] <Shadow> Ppph, spoilers
[15:35] <Shadow> I may record the entire thing to be immortalized on my VHS
[15:36] <+Deck> I tried doing that with DBZ, it didn't work ._.

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[20:15] <Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/1165025890490.jpg
[20:16] <Shadow> Huh
[20:16] <+Buzzard> wut
[20:16] <+Rotary_Turbo> *another comfused muttering*
[20:16] <@Boris> garsh, whats his power level
[20:17] <@Boris> *cartoon mercury thermometer pops at over a mark reading 9000**

[Boris]

As I finally set a serious topic today, it's time to dump a bunch of topics here, some of them amusing, some not so much, but its kind of a window into half a month of fybertech:

'IT'S A SORRY MAN WHO'S SIDEKICK TO HIS CAT'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 09:32:54

'Just once, I want to see an alternate future where people wear normal pants.'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 15:17:07

'<Vito> thats what happens when you mock guys in spandex fighting guys in rubber suits'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 22:40:09

'The last passage reads "hail mary full of grace the lord is with you, I just have a bigger
bullet launcher than you, dig it?"'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Thu Nov 16 02:27:42

'<@FyberOptic> jed was bit by a snake <@FyberOptic> + mary <@FyberOptic> what's with all these
motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking trail'
* Set by Vito!~labs@dhcp16216.deviney.fsu.edu on Thu Nov 16 20:55:40

'<Buzzard> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN HALF-COMPLETED PROJECTS'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Fri Nov 17 18:30:15

'<Bluejay> A man builds a house with 4 walls all facing north, when he looks out the window
a bear walks past, what color is the bear? | <Shadow> You can't tell because the bear mauls you'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Nov 18 19:59:44

'The Noid, for those lucky enough to have forgotten, was the star of a Domino's Pizza campaign;
he wore a bright red suit with bunny-like ears (for no apparent reason), and his project in life
was to interfere with the swift delivery of pizzas so that they arrived at their destinations cold.'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Tue Nov 21 03:33:17

HAY VITO: http://www.fybertech.com/media/Eureka_7[030]Change_Of_Life[C-W].avi
| Now I'll never know if I missed some amusing topic interim'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@207.53.228.182 on Wed Nov 22 03:21:17

'HAY HAPPY TURKEY DAY'
* Set by FyberOptic!~gear@71.88.193.155 on Thu Nov 23 14:00:01

'<Boris> I passed TX vanity plate 'OH RLY' today | <Boris> or rather he passed me |
<Boris> at like 30 miles over the speed limit | <Boris> weaving between lanes like a madman'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Mon Nov 27 00:56:58

'<Bluejay> Fyber are you Mayhem Inc? | <FyberOptic> yes |
<Bluejay> What does your group do? I MUST KNOW! | <FyberOptic> MAYHEM |
<FyberOptic> actually I just give shadow caffeine and set him loose'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Mon Nov 27 19:31:31

'* Armature goes back to drawing fyber/boris/vito/ohgodwhyamidoingthis |
<Armature> make it the topic big man'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Dec 02 01:30:34

'QUICK /CO/ THERE'S ONLY 24 AVATAR TOPICS! WE NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS!'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Dec 02 03:49:50

[Vito]

[23:08] <+Rotary_Turbo> *is back from the dead....
[23:08] <@Vito> fuck a zombie
[23:08] <@Vito> shoot it in the face
[23:12] <@FyberOptic> b-but you just said to fuck it
[23:12] <+Armature> hes gonna fuck the holes
[23:13] <@Vito> I bet it took fyber the full five minutes to come up with that response
[23:13] <@Vito> and it was totally worth it
[23:15] <@FyberOptic> I was busy admiring my large groin in second life actually

[FyberOptic]

[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> you can't marry a woman engineer
[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> you have to think of your children
[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> imagine what all the other kids would say when you go to school and say, "my mommy is an engineer"
[13:22] <@Vito> don't get it
[13:23] <@Boris> making fun of gender rolls and the fact that the male to female ratio in the college of engineering is like 20:1
[13:25] <@Boris> basically the notion is the child would be embarassed to have a mother in a profession outside of what other children expect as a gender norm
[13:25] <@Boris> it wasn't that funny anyway
[13:25] <@Boris> goes home
[13:26] <@Vito> you better

[Boris]

[13:09] <FyberOptic> I mean I can understand wanting credit for something, which is fine, but asking permission first has always seemed stupid to me
[13:10] <FyberOptic> if I have to ask everyone I plan to put in some silly comic if I can use their sprites first, I'll likely never make it
[13:10] <FyberOptic> it stifles creativity
[13:12] <Vito> well its not like there's a lot of people to ask
[13:12] <FyberOptic> well say I had to ask you, prox, joefus, ecto, sean, mysto, buzzard, and boris if I could use sprites they made to make some single-panel holiday comic or something
[13:12] <Vito> that doesn't count
[13:13] <Vito> if you're doing a comic and you plan to use them as main or secondary characters you ask
[13:13] <Vito> for just little throw away tings I don't see the point
[13:13] <Boris> you take me out of that christmas comic you're planning this instant!
[13:14] <FyberOptic> fuck
[13:14] <FyberOptic> that's the problem though vito, there's folks who want permission asked even for little things, which is why the permission system bugs me
[13:14] <Boris> its dumber
[13:15] <Boris> also I'd totally change the forum signup
[13:15] <Boris> to say that anything contributed is ours now bitch
[13:15] <FyberOptic> lol
[13:15] <Boris> do it
[13:15] <Vito> don't do it
[13:15] <Boris> they won't even have any idea its not what they agreed to in the first place
[13:15] <FyberOptic> well if I made a policy change I'd post it
[13:15] <Boris> lame
[13:15] <Boris> but ok
[13:16] <FyberOptic> legally though it's already mine to an extent, I've read about it before
[13:16] <FyberOptic> I wouldn't be an asshole and try to take the stuff, but it's happened other places
[13:16] <Boris> I think you should do that for reals though, especially if our advertising works
[13:16] <Vito> i'd be totally against it
[13:16] <Boris> we don't want stuff getting made here and us using it and then suddenly some dumb saying "ALL MINE NOW, REMOVE ME PLX"
[13:17] <Vito> if you want to say anything you post can be used at others discretion I'd say okay
[13:17] <Boris> and having to edit or bastroy tens or hundreds of whatever
[13:17] <Boris> or remove fyberoptic from continuity and then make a joke about burning his furniture
[13:17] <FyberOptic> lol @
[13:17] * Vito crashes labship

[Bluejay]

[16:14] <@FyberOptic> after dumping Norton, I'm gonna try this Kapersky antivirus
[16:14] <@FyberOptic> I've heard good things about its detection rate
[16:14] <@FyberOptic> bawl, it wants to reboot
[16:14] * @FyberOptic has quit IRC (Quit: warnk)
[16:14] <+Bluejay> Russian anti-virus?
[16:17] <Shadow> Tis a spy device!
[16:18] <+Bluejay> damn Ruskies

[16:18] <@FyberOptic> shit, commies
[16:19] <@FyberOptic> they're gonna put radiation poisoning in my computer

[Red_Raven]

[09:23] <+Rhythm> i have $367
[09:23] <+Rhythm> all together
[09:23] <+Deck> Awesome
[09:23] * Rhythm buys it, uses the wii as a footstool
[09:23] <+Deck> YOU CRIMINAL!
[09:24] * Rhythm uses it as a table for drinks like soda and coffee
[09:24] <+Deck> APIUHFAOIUOSAIUDGAYS
[09:25] <+Deck> lol @ gays
[09:25] <+Rhythm> acidentally spills coffee on the wii

[Altzan]

[21:17] * Guest30402 (~fyrc@68-112-67-70.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com) has joined #fybertech
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[21:17] <+Prox> k bye guestbert
[21:17] <Fybert> more liek altzan I bet

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[20:30] * Now talking in #fybertech
[20:30] * Topic is 'There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere |
[20:30] * Set by Boris!~slylandro@207.53.228.155 on Tue Dec 26 13:22:48
[20:31] * Guest30402 is now known as Altzan
[20:36] <ShadowOptic>HOLY SHIT FYBER WAS RIGHT
[20:37] <Altzan> ??
[20:37] <+Rhythm> when ever is he wrong?
[20:38] <ShadowOptic> Rhythm has a point
[20:39] <FyberOptic>  was wrong that one time
[20:39] <FyberOptic> at band camp

[Prox]

Typically when you post things from the chat in this topic, they should be funny.

[Altzan]

Or downright amazing, seeing how Fyber is psychic or something.