FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Lark]

[09:59] <+DHaven> Good morning, everyone.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> Buzzard [292/396] has challenged Boris [182/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:09 is removed from Buzzard's clock.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> Buzzard reaches next level in 5 days, 19:36:15.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> In the fierce battle, Boris dropped his level 66 set of leggings! Buzzard picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to Boris.
[09:59] <Lark> morning drake
[09:59] <+DHaven> Man, I just wake up and already people are dropping pants.

[Bluejay]

[21:30] <+Buzzard> WHERE THE HELL IS HOAGIE
[21:30] <+Buzzard> AND WHY IS HE LOGGED IN
[21:30] <+Bluejay> Sino! where you at nagger?
[21:30] <+Buzzard> CEENO
[21:30] <+DHaven> That's a pretty good question, actually. I didn't even realize that.
[21:31] <+Bluejay> C-Note
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Heh, that is odd.
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Also, it's all about the Benjamins?
[21:31] <+Bluejay> pentiums
[21:31] <+Bluejay> baby
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Indeed.
[21:31] <+Bluejay> song aboot Fyber?
[21:32] <+Rotary_Turbo> We are a veritiable plethora of pop culture references.
[21:32] <+Yutz> It's a country song
[21:32] <+Bluejay> too white and Nerdy?
[21:32] <+Yutz> Entitled "My liquids dun left me for another"
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> G-green liquids?
[21:33] <+Yutz> The purple ones too.
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> GREENNNN
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> Well, whatever.
[21:33] <+Yutz> gween~
[21:34] <+Buzzard> He's busy hacking the gibson
[21:34] <+Rotary_Turbo> Well, I'ma out. I got some TV things I've DVR'd but never watched, then bedz perhaps.
[21:35] <+Rotary_Turbo> Latterz.
[21:35] * +Rotary_Turbo has quit IRC (Quit: BRB, FBI)
[21:35] <+Bluejay> "Oh My liquids dun left me for another,
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Think I'll go hang out with my crack head brother.
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Neither of us has the same mother!
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Oh my liquids dun left me for another."
[21:35] <+Bluejay> (P.S. dog dies + truck)

[FyberOptic]

GOD, NOT MY TRUCK

[Boris]

Well we knew the Arvix goons got his truck, but I didn't know about the dog until now. .. ... .

[Bluejay]

[17:20] <@Fyborg> Breaking News -- Former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards, in a written statement, admits to an extramarital affair in 2006.
[17:21] <+Buzzard> Draco's grey
[17:21] <+Buzzard> not black
[17:21] <+Buzzard> oh wait
[17:21] <+Buzzard> you said all black and grey
[17:21] <+Buzzard> whoops
[17:34] <+Bluejay> Fyborg
[17:34] <+Bluejay> nobody cares
[17:34] <+DHaven> I...I care
[17:35] <+Bluejay> no you don't
[17:35] <+DHaven> Since he's against gay marriage, it's a bit funny
[17:40] <@FyberOptic> but ann coulter said he was a fag . . . . . . .
[17:43] <+Bluejay> ann coulter is a lesbian
[17:44] <+Bluejay> she's in love with herself
[17:45] <+Buzzard> that's the best thing I've heard all day

[Blazeman]

[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:22 towards level 60.
[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 21 days, 15:16:08.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [52/514] has challenged Buzzard [253/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:53 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 23 days, 03:36:22.
[10:48] <+Bluejay> -_-
[10:48] <Lark> lawl
[10:48] <Blazeman> Good luck-Bad luck.[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:22 towards level 60.
[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 21 days, 15:16:08.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [52/514] has challenged Buzzard [253/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:53 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 23 days, 03:36:22.
[10:48] <+Bluejay> -_-
[10:48] <Lark> lawl
[10:48] <Blazeman> Good luck-Bad luck.
[10:50] * +Bluejay hits Fyborg for being so mean. This wonderous godsend has acceperated them a billion days towards revenge.

[Boris]

I think you may have hit ctrl+v twice there, chief.

Or you just posted yourself saying what had just been said. It'd be ok to trim that either way~

[Bluejay]

[10:34] <+Bluejay> How you doing Drake
[10:35] <+DHaven> Okay.
[10:35] <+DHaven> Legs hurt a bit, but that's probably because I spent a long while walking.
[10:37] <+Bluejay> legs are inferior, you should get treads
[10:37] <+DHaven> How will I dance with treads
[10:37] <+Bluejay> like hero Wall-E
[10:37] <+DHaven> I'll be mucking up the floor, people will be booing.
[10:38] <+Bluejay> HEY!
[10:38] <+DHaven> I'll have to cancel my job as the black Power Ranger
[10:38] <+Bluejay> Johnny 5 could dance with treads
[10:38] <+DHaven> I'm not Johnny 5, now am I?
[10:38] <+DHaven> Am I?
[10:38] <+Bluejay> if you have treads, you might be
[10:39] * +DHaven keeps leaning closer and closer, glaring the whole time.
[10:39] * +Bluejay kisses your nose
[10:39] <+DHaven> finally
[10:41] <+Bluejay> =D
[10:41] <+Bluejay> glad 2 make u hapii
[10:45] <+Bluejay> "Do you or a loved one have treads? If you got treads to be like Johnny 5, you may be entitled to a large sum of money. Treads are actually a threat to life and Ice Hockey. Please, do not let you or your loved ones suffer from treads, and the social stigma that comes with them."

[Bluejay]

[09:11] <@Boris> haw
[09:11] <@Boris> "Louisiana law allows teachers to bring in "supplemental textbooks" about evolution, demonstrating Creationist tactics taking on subtle changes over time, improving their chances to survive in today's scholastic environment"
[09:12] <+DHaven> man what
[09:12] <+DHaven> Also good morning, Boris
[09:13] <+Bluejay> One teacher was heard to say "Well, God tried smiting us once already, so screw that ass, we'll teach the truth."
[09:13] <@Boris> oh nothing,
[09:13] <+DHaven> Hey, you remember that one WoW bonus feature thing?
[09:13] <+DHaven> Were you sign up a friend and get a bunch of bonuses or whatever?
[09:13] <+Bluejay> Morning guys
[09:13] <@Boris> christians willfully interpreting their book literlally and being all over folks who disagree
[09:14] <@Boris> this has only been going on for like 1500 years, god
[09:14] <+DHaven> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veynN0mYlFY Here's someone using that to get from level 1 to 61 in 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
[09:14] <+DHaven> GO TEAM


[09:21] <@Fyborg> Rhythm, Deck, Armature, and Drake have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09:21] <@Fyborg> Drake [763/941] has come upon Armature [787/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:06:41 is added to Drake's clock.
[09:21] <@Fyborg> Drake reaches next level in 20 days, 17:54:27.
[09:25] <+Bluejay> why is there always betrayal?
[09:25] * +DHaven stares at Bluejay
[09:25] <+Bluejay> quest ends, someone turns on their companions
[09:26] * +Bluejay smiles at Drake and waves plesantly
[09:26] <+DHaven> I don't even know where I was going with this.

[Bluejay]

[18:59] <@Boris> hay fyber
[18:59] <+Bluejay> Hi Boris
[18:59] <@Boris> sump
[18:59] <+Bluejay> ime fibre
[19:00] <@Boris> I donut habeeb
[19:00] <@Boris> I will test
[19:00] <@Boris> BEES
[19:00] <+Bluejay> GREEN LIQUIDS!
[19:01] <@Boris> wrong, sori
[19:01] * @Boris pulls Fyber mask off bluejay
[19:01] <+Bluejay> I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddeling kids
[19:02] <+Yutz> I am the king of Spain
[19:02] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [405/622] has challenged FyberOptic [308/888] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:02:19 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[19:02] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 3 days, 22:42:11.
[19:03] <+Bluejay> If I cannot BE Fyber I will DESTROY Fyber

[Deck]

<Deck> what's in the scout's bag anyway?
<Boris> granola and meth
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<Boris> let's say for reference
<Boris> that it's an actual gameplay bug
<Boris> 'the gnome can run under the tree branches and nobody can hit him'
<Boris> is your response to 1) fill out a bug report or 2) roll a gnome
<DHaven> invalid question, I'm always playing a gnome

[Bluejay]

[14:01] <+MDude> SOmething tells me I should know what SP stands for my now.
[14:01] <+MDude> Salmon Pod?
[14:01] <@Boris> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1222968792181.jpg [oh anon, you're so silly]
[14:01] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12229705013511.jpg TAG: oh anon, you're so silly
[14:01] <+Bluejay> I think that Nintendo officially stated SP didn't stand for anything
[14:02] <+Bluejay> they were just letters
[14:02] <+Deck> ffffffff
[14:02] <+MDude> I forgot about that version of Game Boy, though.
[14:02] <+Deck> "SPecial?"
[14:03] <+Bluejay> or Reggie had some cockamamy thing like "Super Platform" like DS stands for Duan Screen or to him "Developers system"
[14:03] <+MDude> "Small and Petite"?
[14:03] <+Bluejay> omg
[14:03] <+Bluejay> OMG
[14:03] <+Bluejay> OMG
[14:03] <+Bluejay> SARAH PALIN!!!!!!!
[14:04] <+MDude> So it was made to improve Japan-Alaska relations?
[14:04] <+Bluejay> Nintendo predicts the future

[Bluejay]

[14:13] <+Rotary_Turbo> Halloh.
[14:14] <+Rotary_Turbo> I'ma chat for a bit, but it'll be time to leave for work in a bit.
[14:17] <+Bluejay> Work is for suckers, you should do drugs like cool ppl
[14:17] <+Bluejay> want a snoke?
[14:17] <+Bluejay> bere?
[14:18] <+Rotary_Turbo> LOL, to buy drugs you need monies~ I prefer spend my hard earned monies on computer parts tho.
[14:21] <+Bluejay> plz, drugs have better bandwith
[14:21] <+Bluejay> also great graphix
[14:21] <+Bluejay> i promise
[14:22] <+Bluejay> lightning fast dial-up
[14:22] <+Bluejay> 28.8 speeds
[14:22] <+Rotary_Turbo> xD
[14:23] <+Bluejay> beeeeeeeeeeeeeee booooooop keeerrrrrrrrrr bee-ong bee-ong kssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bada-dada-dip bada-dada-dip krrrrrrrrsssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[14:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> Nice interpretation of a modem dialing sound....

[MDude]

[16:02] <+MDude> I just got back from doing stuff with my dad.
[16:03] <+MDude> I got a headset, a ethernet cable so I don't have to use the wireless connection that keeps dropping me on my desktop, and some camdy+hot chocolate.
[16:03] <+MDude> Also we got shoes and shirts.
[16:05] <+MDude> We also tired to get this "herpes" stuff that seems to be so pupular, but all the stores must be out.
[16:06] <+Rhythm> ...
[16:06] <+Rhythm> ...
[16:07] <+Rhythm> Dude
[16:07] <+Rhythm> Isn't that a STD?
[16:11] <+DHaven> best dad ever
[16:26] <@FyberOptic> you have to go behind the store to get the herpes
[16:27] <+MDude> Rhythm
[16:27] <+MDude> thatsthejoke.jpg
[16:27] <+Rhythm> I didn't do it
[16:27] <+MDude> Of coruse not. >.>
[16:28] <+MDude> ...GET HIM!
[16:28] <+Rhythm> D:
[16:28] * +MDude pulls a leaver, causing a net to fall form the ceiling.
[16:29] * +Rhythm steps to the side and stares
[16:29] <@FyberOptic> OH GOD WHERE DID THIS NET COME FROM
[16:29] <+MDude> Well, I tired.
[16:29] <+MDude> Also I tried.
[16:30] <+MDude> Fyber, we've been on the net this whole time.
[16:30] <@FyberOptic> I thought I was on the tubes
[16:31] <+MDude> The tubes are what delivers the nets.
[16:31] <+MDude> They're waded up into balls and sucked through.

[Bluejay]

[10:59] <+Bluejay> My fellow Americans, I do believe in Food, and I will prove it exists. I'm off on the hunt!
[10:59] <@FyberOptic> good luck fine sir
[11:01] <@FyberOptic> Baddest of the Bands is supposed to come out today
[11:02] <@FyberOptic> a new part of the behind the scenes thing is out though http://www.telltalegames.com/videos/btbchapter2
[11:10] <@Fyborg> Armature [256/811] has challenged Bluejay [71/973] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:07:50 is removed from Armature's clock.
[11:10] <@Fyborg> Armature reaches next level in 9 days, 10:26:11.
[11:17] <+Bluejay> My fellow Fybertechians, I have seen the promised land, and it had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
[11:18] <@FyberOptic> there's a cereal similar to that from malt-o-meal which is blueberry
[11:18] <@FyberOptic> Muffin Tops or something
[11:18] <+Bluejay> muffins are not good with crunch
[11:19] <@FyberOptic> http://www.malt-o-meal.com/pages/products/malt-o-meal-blueberry-muffin-tops.php?cereal=3&title=Blueberry%20Muffin%20Tops
[11:19] <@FyberOptic> I likes it
[11:19] <+Bluejay> they are good warm though, soft and w/milk
[11:19] <+Bluejay> Hmmm
[11:19] <+Bluejay> maybe goodness
[11:20] <+Bluejay> I found a store near here that sells all the friends of Count Chocula
[11:23] <+Bluejay> except the werewolf
[11:23] <+Bluejay> I can't find him anywhere
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[11:26] * Doc has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[11:26] <+Bluejay> sorry, there was no wolf, there was:
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Frankenberry
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Boo Berry
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Fruit Brute
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Yummy Mommu
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Mummy
[11:28] <+Bluejay> AH that's why I was confused, Fruit Brute was a werewolf.
[11:32] <+Bluejay> Franken Berry was very popular when first introduced, even though the initial batches of the cereal used a dye that didn't break down in the body, causing many children's feces to be bright pink[citation needed], a symptom sometimes referred to as "Frankenberry Stool."

EDITZ:

[10:59] <+Bluejay> Hi I'm Crazy Jay, and here at Crazy Jay's House of Blue, we want to see you in Blue. Our prices are the lowest you've ever seen, Cyan for just 29.99, Sky for just 17.95, and for three days only, Robin's Egg for the crazy low price of only 9.95! No credit? Bad credit? No problem! So come on down to Crazy Jay's House of Blue, We've got the Blue for YOU!
[11:00] <+Bluejay> Crazy Jay's Exit 32 off the Blue Route.
[11:01] <MSleep> I'LL TAKE IT!
[11:04] <+Bluejay> Which one?
[11:05] <+Bluejay> or do you want the buisness
[11:05] <MSleep> No idea.
[11:05] <MSleep> I'm wondering what you're selling colors of.
[11:05] <+Bluejay> Blue
[11:06] <MSleep> I see.
[11:06] <+Bluejay> + I'm Crazy you know.
[11:06] <MSleep> And are you selling it by the photon?
[11:06] * MSleep is now known as MDude
[11:06] <+Bluejay> We only sell in bulk
[11:07] <+Bluejay> but at low low prices
[11:07] <+Bluejay> to undercut the market
[11:08] <MDude> I'll take a Cyan and two Robin's Egg.
[11:09] <DoctorWorm> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1225727545080.jpg
[11:09] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12257285662732.jpg 
[11:09] <+Bluejay> Here you go Sir, and are you part of our Better Blue Club?
[11:09] <+Bluejay> save 10% of every purchase
[11:10] <MDude> Not really, this is my first time here.
[11:10] <+Bluejay> I... don't know how much further I want to go with this...
[11:10] <MDude> Allright.
[11:11] <+Bluejay> Store closed due to lack of interest in the joke