FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Boris]

[21:08] <FyberOptic> blarg, I hate this full version of Acrobat sometimes
[21:08] <FyberOptic> I needed to update, so I installed a version my brother had
[21:08] <FyberOptic> well it has lots of fancy features, but one of them is opening several windows in the same instance of the application
[21:08] <Boris> adobe is horribly inefficient for basically being a bmp with searchable text
[21:08] <FyberOptic> except you get individual windows as if they were separate programs
[21:08] <FyberOptic> close one, and they all close
[21:09] <FyberOptic> you have to click the other X, since it's actually an MDI app
[21:09] <FyberOptic> it just doesn't appear like any other MDI app ever
[21:09] <Boris> office does that shit too actually
[21:09] <Boris> new window for every document, but the big x closes em all
[21:09] <FyberOptic> dum
[21:09] <FyberOptic> I can't turn it off either
[21:10] <FyberOptic> I'm used to the old viewer, one instance per document
[21:10] <Boris> let's go fuck adobe in the butt
[21:10] <Boris> in protest
[21:10] * FyberOptic starts to get up, grunts, ends up just opening his PDFs again
[21:11] <Rotary_Turbo> Yea, Adobe...HOW 'BOUT THEM APPLES!?
[21:12] <Boris> I must be tired
[21:12] <Boris> I'm giggleing at 'fuck in the butt' a little too hard
[21:14] <FyberOptic> it's okay, it was kind of funny coming from you
[21:14] <FyberOptic> the man of few gay jokes
[21:17] <Rotary_Turbo> I-I didn't take it as a gay joke...
[21:19] <FyberOptic> Adobe's ceo did

[Rotary_Turbo]

[22:58] <+Rotary_Turbo> Oh snap....the local station keeps the current temp in the bottom right corner of the TV....it says -66 D:
[22:58] <+Rotary_Turbo> HUGER TEMP DROP
[22:59] <+Rotary_Turbo> Wait, it just went to 23 then 53 degrees... ':\
[22:59] <+Rotary_Turbo> Technical difficulties~
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> there is only one explaination
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> the sun is approaching your location
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> fast
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> your only hope is to raise shields until the it passes

[Bluejay]

[12:05] <+Bluejay> so I'm eating fruits and vegies now.... no more fatty asses for me
[12:19] <Fyborg> Bluejay [571/662] has challenged Boris [258/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:29:13 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[12:19] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 11 days, 20:39:50.
[12:20] <@Boris> you are pumped
[12:20] <@Boris> apperently
[12:20] <@Boris> + my face
[12:20] <+Bluejay> it's the fruit
[12:27] <Fyborg> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Bluejay 2 days, 23:08:04 toward level 58.
[12:27] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 8 days, 21:24:14.
[12:27] <+Bluejay> BEHOLD THE POWER OF FRUIT!
[12:30] <@Boris> har

[Bluejay]

[12:11] <Rotary_Turbo> I would have used the same pass if I did it.
[12:12] <Rotary_Turbo> Did somebody register that as a joke? xD
[12:12] <@FyberOptic> it says it hasn't seen r_t_away for 3w 1d 20h 21m 42s
[12:13] <+Rhythm> =o
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> ?
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> That's messed up. I didn't register my away nick, I don't think.
[12:13] <@FyberOptic> second to the longest amount of time being Omnicore at 1y 43w 2d 14h 7m 7s
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> Haw.
[12:14] <+Bluejay> I thought Spug had longest time
[12:14] <Fyborg> Bluejay [499/662] has challenged FyberOptic [711/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:16 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[12:14] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 2 days, 10:43:01.
[12:14] <@FyberOptic> that's just since last logged in
[12:14] <+Bluejay> that's what I get for thinking apparently, Fyber beats me down
[12:16] <@FyberOptic> you were supposed to rent the thinking cap first
[12:16] <@FyberOptic> for $99.99

[Red_Raven]

 <FyberOptic> lol when I was young and we'd visit (when my grandparents lived here and we lived somewhere else), I used to swing really high in that thing
 <FyberOptic> being a kid I never thought about it ever possibly breaking
 <FyberOptic> luckily it didn't
 <Rhythm> that was sabotagueing for today Fyber~
 * Rotary_Turbo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 <FyberOptic> his chains..!
 <Rhythm> Fyber, so you were swinging high on that swing a long time ago, you were planning on the chains to break today then...!
 <Rhythm> sabotuer
 <FyberOptic> I timed it perfectly
 <FyberOptic> actually silver and I were sitting it in like an hour or two prior to it breaking, and I was on the side that later broke when silver was there
 <FyberOptic> it was making an odd sound and I decided to get up since my butt hurt sitting there anyway
 <Rhythm> lose some weight fyber
 <FyberOptic> are you calling me a fatass
 <Rhythm> i ain't calling you skinny
 <FyberOptic> I would hope not

[FyberOptic]

He typed "skibby", and I'm certainly not skibby..!

[Red_Raven]

Skibby means something?

Anywho

MisterChimpo> shit
 <MisterChimpo> i just swallowed a quarter
 <Mets> oh god
 <FyberOptic> for reals?
 <Mets> what
 <MisterChimpo> yah
 <FyberOptic> how did you accomplish that feat
 <MisterChimpo> i was chewing on the top of a soda bottle cap
 <MisterChimpo> which had a quarter in it
 <MisterChimpo> and i guess the quarter fell out.
 <Mets> you gonna try and puke it up, or poop it out?
 <Bluejay> your next poop is now worth more that "a shit"
 <MisterChimpo> aw, i'll just poop it later
 <Mets> i dunno man
 <Rotary_Turbo> LOL.
 <Mets> that's gonna hurt like fuck
 <MisterChimpo> hmm
 <MisterChimpo> well i'm not gonna puke
 <MisterChimpo> so i'll deal, i spose
 <Rotary_Turbo> Never underestimate te elasticity of the anus.
 <Rotary_Turbo> That's an Adam Corola quote, XD.
 <Fyborg> Bluejay [528/662] has challenged Deck [545/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:56 is added to Bluejay's clock.
 <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 2 days, 01:46:06.
 <Rotary_Turbo> A friend of mine swallowed a nickel in middle school, and it did come back out whole. Stomach acid isn't THAT strong.
 <Mets> wash it down with lots of coke
 <Mets> and corm
 <Mets> and camdey
 * Bluejay shits bricks
 <MisterChimpo> sounds right...!
 <Mets> and marmalade
 <MisterChimpo> bee arr bee
 <FyberOptic> I read about somebody that swallowed a quater and they were told to just let it pass
 <Mets> *Chimpo pees it out*
 <Rotary_Turbo> D:
 <FyberOptic> if you crap out two dimes and a nickel though, I'd be worried
 <Mets> w-what abbout 24 pennies
 <FyberOptic> I'd ask where the other one went

[Red_Raven]

<Rhythm>  <SoundFreak> you know what would be awesome
 <Rhythm>  <Izon|Working> Sharks with freaking laser beams?

[Armchair]

Not that funny.

You also could have just put what soundfreak and izon said, minus your "I lol'd."

[FyberOptic]

So Rhythm had the idear to play a word game, so I figured I'd check it out. 


[23:01] * Now talking in #wordgame
[23:01] <FyberOptic> hell I'll do it
[23:01] * Rotary_Turbo has joined #wordgame
[23:01] <@Rhythm> ok
[23:01] <Rotary_Turbo> I DON'T GET ITTT
[23:02] <@Rhythm> I'll start with a word and we'll go from there
[23:02] <@Rhythm> Seven
[23:02] <FyberOptic> little
...
[23:03] <@Rhythm> munchkins
[23:03] <FyberOptic> went
[23:04] <@Rhythm> to
[23:04] <FyberOptic> thuh
[23:04] <@Rhythm> porn
[23:04] <FyberOptic> site
[23:04] <@Rhythm> but
[23:04] <FyberOptic> it
[23:04] <@Rhythm> was
[23:04] <FyberOptic> about
[23:04] <@Rhythm> big
[23:04] <FyberOptic> horse
[23:04] <FyberOptic> *cracks up*
[23:05] * Buzzard has joined #wordgame
[23:05] <@Rhythm> damn it fyber quit trying to force me to say it
[23:05] <Buzzard> penis
[23:05] <@Rhythm> LOLL
[23:05] <Rotary_Turbo> XD
[23:05] <FyberOptic> haw h'haw
[23:05] <FyberOptic> buzzard wins
[23:05] <Buzzard> my work here is done

[Bluejay]

[09:17] * Now talking in #fybertech
[09:17] * Topic is '<FyberOptic> what's a man to do with the dookie factory is at production and the truck isn't available to carry the cargo | <Rhythm> .......................... what? | <FyberOptic> I need to poop'
[09:17] * Set by FyberOptic!gear@75.130.75.35 on Tue Aug 07 13:34:59
[09:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Bluejay
[09:17] -Fyborg- Sorry, you're not in #fybertech.
[09:17] <Fyborg> Bluejay, the level 58 Air Master, is now online from nickname Bluejay. Next level in 16 days, 08:43:32.
[09:17] -Fyborg- Logon successful. Next level in 16 days, 08:43:32.
[09:20] <+Rhythm> god that pisses me off
[09:21] <+Rhythm> brb
[09:22] <+Bluejay> what? me entering?
[09:23] <+Bluejay> Well I'm sorry, but that's just rude.

[Red_Raven]

<Armature> LOL HAI GUYES
 <Doc> GET OUT
 * Rhythm ducks for cover at the sight of Mets
 <Boris> OH GOD ITS METS
 * Armature heaves Rhythm out of covers
 * Armature throws him at Doc
 <Rhythm> 8U
 * Armature tears off Deck's arm, throws it through Boris
 * Armature piledrives Prox
 <Deck> W-What
 <Boris> that left an impressive hole in my torso
 * Rhythm swings doc at armature like a sword
 <Doc> He's out of control!
 <Deck> metbot kill armature
 <Metbot> RRRRRAAAARRARRRRARRAR
 * Metbot tackles armature
 <Prox> i have been piledriven
 <Rhythm> metbot destroy armature
 <Metbot> SHORYUKEN
 * Metbot punches armature into orbit
 * Armature wrestles with Metbot until he gets bored and leaves again
 <Rhythm> metbot obliterate Armature
 <Metbot> PSYCHO CRUSHER
 * Metbot spirals toward armature while on fire
 <Armature> metbot remove everyone except mets
 <Metbot> YESSIR!
 * Metbot throws everyone except mets out into the street

 <Armature> i love the idea of everyone screaming in horror as I enter a room screaming LOL HAI GUYES

[Deck]

[22:51] <@FyberOptic> "lol o sory wrong link, try this one"
[22:51] <@FyberOptic> /lemonparty
[22:51] <+Deck> meatspin.gif
[22:51] <@Boris> /meatspin.gif
[22:51] <@Boris> HIVE MIND
[22:51] <+Deck> HIVEMIND
[22:51] <+Deck> shit
[22:51] <@Boris> haw
[22:51] <@Boris> it brings a tear to my eye Deck

[Red_Raven]

After Fyber's winning streak...

 <Fyborg> Rhythm [531/843] has challenged FyberOptic [15/902] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Rhythm's clock.
 <Fyborg> Rhythm reaches next level in 26 days, 21:18:34.
 <Rhythm> I beat fyber, wooooooooooo
 <Fyborg> Rhythm [541/843] has challenged FyberOptic [675/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:31:47 is added to Rhythm's clock.
 <Fyborg> Rhythm reaches next level in 29 days, 13:49:41.
 <Rhythm> D:

[Deck]

[22:04] <Doc> Deck, there's some spellcasting classes.
[22:04] <+Deck> WOAH THERE ARE SPELLCASTERS IN DnD?!?!fdsf
[22:04] <+Deck> fgfdsggtrfrgtbnhhtrg
[22:05] <Doc> >:[