FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[FyberOptic]

I dunno what to call it.  Gimme a better name and I'll change it!  (NAME NOW CHANGED)


[02:01] <Haul> HA
[02:01] <Haul> HA
[02:01] <Haul> I AM USING THE INTERNET
[02:02] <FyberOptic> Would you like to go to a website? [Y/n]
[02:05] <Blazeman> ¡Ja ja ja! ¡Yo estoy usando el Interweb!
[02:05] <FyberOptic> Are you sure you wish to install Bonzai Buddy [Y/y]
[02:05] <Doctor_Worm> YES.
[02:06] <FyberOptic> Insufficient Disk Space, deleting C:\My Documents . . .
[02:08] <Doctor_Worm> I wonder if I needed that.
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Installation complete!
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Alexa Toolbar? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Stopzilla? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Download Helper? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install My Search Bar? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install 180 Solutions? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Installation complete!
[02:09] <Doctor_Worm> Alright, I'm ready to roll.
[02:10] <FyberOptic> *cdrom drive just starts ejecting over and over*
[02:12] <FyberOptic> Wold UODf fo click here for porn use thEHE INtet? [/n]
[02:13] <Doctor_Worm> Clicks.
[02:13] <Blazeman> Redirecting you to RikiKunioYtMND.ytmnd.com ...
[02:16] <FyberOptic> There is a problem with your network connection. Error #432455
[02:21] <FyberOptic> THE EMD?
[02:22] <Blazeman> Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del

[Buzzard]

IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF TRILL-O-RAMA

[IceTyger]

I named the original trillo, I said for the billionth time. Let's call this new one "FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH".

[Vito]

SECOND'D

[FyberOptic]

Better than what I got.  I third it.  THAT MAKES IT LAW.

[IceTyger]

[22:19] <IceTyger> http://www.nanowrimo.org/
[22:19] <Buzzard> cheat commando action figures, of course
[22:19] <IceTyger> HEY GUYS, WANNA WRITE NOVELS NEXT MONTH?
[22:19] <Sino> Sup Ice.
[22:19] <GeekSpeakMike> YES.
[22:19] <GeekSpeakMike> HECK YES AT ALL.
[22:19] <+Boris> I've got mine all ready
[22:20] <Sino> ICE, YO A DADDY
[22:20] <IceTyger> Man, I spent all day text-messaging some girl with shitty jokes about gynocology and shit, man, don't go confusing my ass with your random shit.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

[Vito]

This happened in #hazardlabs but still funny.
[18:30] <+Replay> American sitcoms tell me Jews require several layers of clothing to funtion at room temperature
[18:31] <+Vito> brtish sitcoms tell me that british man are very feminine
[18:31] <+Vito> and cross dressing is funny
[18:32] <+Replay> There is only one clothes department in Britain
[18:32] <+Replay> Even children have to dress like women

[Vito]

Some time later.
[20:00] * Sonic2389423jhvrfhe is now known as Mets
[20:01] * stuff is now known as Rockete
[20:01] * Sega is now known as vito
[20:01] <Rockete> ^_^
[20:01] * vito is now known as Vito
[20:01] * DLHX[CityOfHeroes] is now known as DracoLordHavenX
[20:01] <Rockete> (rock  eh T
[20:01] <+Vito> everybody change nick time
[20:01] * Deck is now known as MegaMan202
[20:02] * FyberOptic is now known as Fyberville
[20:02] <@Fyberville> latters dudes
[20:02] * DracoLordHavenX is now known as TheElongatedLeek
[20:02] * Joefus is now known as ZeRoR0x0r
[20:02] * Rockete is now known as shithead
[20:02] * Vito is now known as CrimsonSp4z
[20:02] * shithead is now known as Rockete
[20:02] <ZeRoR0x0r> zEro si teh bomb
[20:02] * Garshak is now known as L33T_M45T3R_Z4CK
[20:02] <TheElongatedLeek> Kiss me, I'm marketable!
[20:03] * L33T_M45T3R_Z4CK is now known as Neo
[20:03] * CrimsonSp4z is now known as nekonekochibichankun
[20:03] * ZeRoR0x0r is now known as Mario43JumpMan
[20:03] * Rockete is now known as fooberaptike
[20:03] <Neo> I defeated 1235 agent smiths with my bare hands, a pole, and this elongated leek
[20:03] <Mario43JumpMan> I can jump higher than a frog!
[20:03] <+nekonekochibichankun> *japanese words*
[20:04] * Mario43JumpMan is now known as SamusIsAGirl
[20:04] <SamusIsAGirl> Spoilarz
[20:04] <MegaMan202> I have more games than all of you
[20:04] <MegaMan202> I win]
[20:04] * nekonekochibichankun is now known as pwneriz3r
[20:04] <+pwneriz3r> n00bs
[20:04] <+pwneriz3r> i pwnzu al
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> ihve ubar micro
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> sfu bich
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> i ban u
[20:05] * TheElongatedLeek sets mode +b on pwneriz3r
[20:05] * Neo is now known as I_YAM_ADMIN
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> now u ban k
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> i Hak u
[20:05] <I_YAM_ADMIN> plz, only i can ban
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> omf u fuxing hax
[20:05] * SamusIsAGirl is now known as SSJ2534623_Jogeta
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> hax ur comp
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> i l33t
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> i gonna learn how to hack and come over and beat you up...!
[20:05] * I_YAM_ADMIN IP BANS pwneriz3r
[20:05] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> 43AR My Powarz
[20:06] <I_YAM_ADMIN> god mode turn on!
[20:06] * Mets is now known as ProfesorHazard
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> sup
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> oh lordy the text
[20:06] * SSJ2534623_Jogeta fires giat energy blast
[20:06] <I_YAM_ADMIN> -white +yellow
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> sup
[20:06] <+pwneriz3r> doges
[20:06] * fooberaptike is now known as ChibiChat
[20:06] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> sarri mai blast blew up entire universe
[20:06] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> u die
[20:06] * I_YAM_ADMIN is now known as MegaGirl
[20:06] <MegaGirl> YOU PIG FAT
[20:07] <MegaGirl> STINKY PROF
[20:07] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> IAMTHESTRANGEST!1!!11!
[20:07] * pwneriz3r is now known as hamada
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <+hamada> yeah, what now bitches
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <ChibiChat> *runs fram prof*
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaGirl> is little me, maybe kiss boyfriend
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> prnt
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <MegaGirl> NO FRAT
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] * SSJ2534623_Jogeta is now known as NickYoshi
[20:08] <MegaMan202> Maybe this was a bad idea
[20:08] <ChibiChat> killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill Prof!
[20:08] <NickYoshi> I'm Samus' son
[20:08] <MegaGirl> like we have better things to do
[20:08] <+hamada> and scene
[20:08] <NickYoshi> I'm so coll
[20:08] * TheElongatedLeek leaves forever.
[20:08] * hamada is now known as Vito
[20:08] * TheElongatedLeek has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[20:08] <ProfesorHazard> more like the last elongated leek
[20:08] <MegaGirl> more like elongated up butts
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard abuses chat verbally
[20:09] * MegaGirl is now known as Gospel232
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard clutches chests for 10-20 minutes, leaps out fylock?
[20:09] * ChibiChat is now known as ChibiSkilt
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard is now known as Armature
[20:09] * NickYoshi is now known as Joefus
[20:09] <+Vito> more like imature
[20:10] <ChibiSkilt> i agreez
[20:10] * ChibiSkilt is now known as ChibiProf
[20:10] * ChibiProf is now known as Chibiyuck
[20:11] * Chibiyuck is now known as Chibiupyourz
[20:11] <Joefus> That was fun
[20:11] <Armature> yar
[20:11] <+Vito> and now its done

[Shadow]

[20:11} <Darth Ganondorf> Wtf?

[Vito]

SHOPPED

[Bluejay]

Ah this brings back memories.... OHGODNOTGOODONES!!!

[Joefus]

[10:31] <+Vito> it was related to ICeman from megaman I think
[10:31] <Joefus> DWN0000(?) Icemelon
[10:31] <Joefus> I forget Iceman's number
[10:32] <+Vito> DLN
[10:32] <+Vito> i tink
[10:33] <Joefus> duh dumb me
[10:33] <Joefus> I can't believe I forgot that
[10:34] <+Vito> it's k
[10:35] <Joefus> yeah but I pride myself on my MM knowledge
[10:35] <+Vito> well there are lots of robot masters
[10:35] <Joefus> IME A FAILRURE
[10:35] * Joefus breaks into tears
[10:36] * +Vito does somtehing to make it better?
[10:37] * Joefus takes vito wallet feels better
[10:37] <+Vito> ;-;

[Red_Raven]

i dont understand

[Shadow]

Just go along with it Kirby and slowly back away. Now on 3. 1...2..... what comes after two? OMFG we are doomed!

[Red_Raven]

*backs away*