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[Shadow]

All right this is Drill Sergent Darth Ganondorf! You new recruiets on the forum are gonna learn to fight in Halo 1, Doom 3, Halo 2, and every major shooter in existince! Wheter your training is a flahlight melee attack, shotgun, or even the 0.2 Energy Manipulation Device aka The Gravity Gun. Every morning, noon and night you report to me! You dont even sleep without my permission! Do you get me!?

[FyberOptic]

I want to learn flashlight melee attacks for sure.

[IceTyger]

Unfortunately, the only flashlight moves we are premitted to do in Marine School are flashlight raves, SIR!

[Buzzard]

http://transformersrave.ytmnd.com/

[Shadow]

Raves are for druggies, hippies, and Hitler! You will learn how to crack open a spinal cord using only a chipmunk if you train under me!!  And besides ill give you the Master Sword made out of mithril and adamantiam, or plastic, or cheap wood or something.

[IceTyger]

I HAVE EIGHT MASTER SWORDS ALREADY SIR!!!

And sixty-seven one-ups.

[Shadow]

And ill throw in a copy of my training video, Triforce of training. And ill throw in a box of Ganoncrisps! Remeber: If it aint an evil cereal with a Triforce of power inside, it aint Ganoncrisps!