YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE

[Earthquake]

    YOUR AGE BY 


     

    Chocolate


     

    MATH


     

    This is pretty  wild!


     
     

    DON'T CHEAT BY  SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! 

     
     



     
     

    It takes less than a minute so work  this out as you read.  Be sure  you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 

     
     



     
     

    This is not one of those waste of time  things, it's fun. 

     
     



     
     

    1. First of all,  pick the number of times a week that you would like to have  chocolate 

     
     

    (more than once but  less than 10) 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



    2.  Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     

    3. Add  5 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     

    4. Multiply it by  50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     





     
     

    5. If you have  already had your birthday this year add 1756 ..... 

     
     

    If you haven't, add  1755. 

     
     













     
     

    6. Now subtract the  four digit year that you were born. 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     

    You should have a  three digit number 

     
     



     
     



     
     






     
     

    The first digit of  this was your original number 

     
     

    (i..e., how many  times you want to have chocolate each week). 

     
     



     
     



     
     





     
     

    The next two  numbers are 

     
     





     
     

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it  is!!!!!) 

     
     



     
     



     
     



     
     

    THIS  IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT  LAST!!! 



 
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[Boris]

I SMELL SPAM..!

[Red_Raven]

Do it anyway, its freakin creepy. It guessed my age right...!

[Bluejay]

You realise it's a umbers trick, try all the numbers 1 - 10 I bet they all end up as your age and guessed #

[Boris]

PRO TIP: THE "AGE" FUNCTION IS ONLY REALLY BASED ON TWO NUMBERS, BIRTH YEAR AND 1755 OR 1766. The times 50 is to ensure the chocolate number add to it pushes the number over the year of your birth so the result doesn't come out negative and mess up the last two digits.. The chocolate per week number only really determines the hundreds collumn. The reason it has to be 1<x<10 is you'd go out of range and the last two digits would no longer be right. Mash them together and fool people who arn't geeks like we are~

[Bluejay]

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[FyberOptic]

I was about to call foul since it gave me the wrong age, but then I went back and recalculated to make sure, and that's all it was.  Perdy cool trick, though!