RP Log: OH SHIT! FURNITURE FIGHT!

[MDude]

Session Start: Sun Nov 13 18:52:37 2005
Session Ident: #rpg
[18:52] * Now talking in #rpg
[18:52] <12MDude> +++
[18:54] <12MDude> You're in the middle of a modern-ish town. People are panicing and running everywhere.
[18:55] * Guest30402 has joined #rpg
[18:55] * Guest30402 is now known as Mitsubishi2
[18:55] * Mitsubishi has quit IRC (Quit: Now I leave.)
[18:55] <12MDude> ---
[18:55] * Buzzard is now known as Buzzard[BRBAGAIN]
[18:55] * Mitsubishi2 is now known as Mitsubishi
[18:55] <12MDude> Also, cars are crashing all around you.
[18:56] * Prox looks around for a stereotypical office-man.
[18:56] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d4: 3
[18:56] <Mitsubishi> Sorry, just testing
[18:56] <12MDude> A few are running away from a building, along with everyone else.
[18:57] * Prox stops the one wearing the fanciest suit
[18:57] * Mitsubishi yells at people asking what's going on
[18:57] <Prox> 14,01Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if you could tell me what's going on here.
[18:58] <12MDude> Some crazy guy's bringing stuff to life at the furniture outlet!
[18:58] <12MDude> Offic guy said that.
[18:58] <12MDude> Office.
[18:58] <Prox> 14,01Alright, thanks.
[18:58] <Prox> 14,01where is the furniture outlet?
[18:59] <12MDude> Guy: Around the corner, that way! *points to the left exit of an intersection*
[19:00] <Prox> 14,01k.
[19:00] * Prox lets him go
[19:00] <Mitsubishi> I think we should go check this out.
[19:00] <Prox> 14,01no kidding.
[19:00] * Prox run run run
[19:00] <Mitsubishi> *follows*
[19:00] * Mitsubishi follows
[19:00] <Prox> 14,01(buzzard follows too..!)
[19:01] <12MDude> A large clothes cabinet is in the streets.
[19:01] <Mitsubishi> Why is there a cabinet in the streets?
[19:01] <12MDude> It's alive.
[19:01] <Prox> 14,01(furniture walk the earth)
[19:01] <Mitsubishi> Well, that's not normal.
[19:01] <Prox> 14,01(so, describe the cabinet, would ya?)
[19:01] * Buzzard[BRBAGAIN] is now known as Buzzard
[19:02] <Buzzard> [what happen]
[19:02] <12MDude> It's drawers are open in a pattern that almost resembles a face.

[MDude]

[19:02] <Prox> 14,01[furniture are alive!!]
[19:02] <Buzzard> sup cabinet
[19:02] <Buzzard> also, where on the map are we?
[19:02] <12MDude> Like, it has eye drawrs and a mouth drawer.
[19:02] <Prox> 14,01probably delta city.
[19:02] <Buzzard> k
[19:03] <Prox> 14,01so, is it aggressive, or can we just walk by it.
[19:03] <12MDude> It's aggressive.
[19:03] <Buzzard> SUP CABINET
[19:03] <12MDude> +++Battle++
[19:04] <Prox> 14,01OH JESU
[19:04] <12MDude> The sock cabinet shoot socks at Buzzard.
[19:04] <Buzzard> [how do I shot web]
[19:04] <Prox> 14,01[laff]
[19:05] <Buzzard> [someone roll for damage on me]
[19:05] <12MDude>  I'm going "roll 1 10" but nothing happens.
[19:05] <Prox> 14,01it's /dice 1 10
[19:05] <Buzzard> [MR MAZY]
[19:05] <Buzzard> [ROLL]
[19:05] <Mitsubishi> you have to type dice 1 10
[19:05] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d10: 4
[19:06] <12MDude> Results from 1d10: 4
[19:06] <Mitsubishi> woah
[19:06] <Buzzard> jf
[19:06] <Prox> 14,01welp, at least now there's no controversy.
[19:06] <12MDude> That's always good.
[19:07] <Buzzard> yeah
[19:07] <Buzzard> now let's go
[19:07] <Buzzard> [mr MDude]
[19:07] <Buzzard> [add GM to the end of your name]
[19:07] <12MDude> THat would be 4 damage then.
[19:08] <Prox> 14,01yep.
[19:08] <Buzzard> [so people who read the log know who's who]
[19:08] <Buzzard> yeah
[19:08] * MDude is now known as MDudeGM
[19:08] <Mitsubishi> What happend to your @?
[19:08] <Buzzard> [it died
[19:08] <Buzzard> ]
[19:08] <Mitsubishi> [k]
[19:08] <12MDudeGM> I'm not using java now.
[19:08] <Prox> 14,01[on with the fight...!!!!!]
[19:09] <12MDudeGM> Buzzard's turn
[19:09] * Buzzard so totally shoots the thing with a laser
[19:10] <Mitsubishi> [what's the damage on that?]
[19:10] <Mitsubishi> [so I can roll]
[19:10] <Buzzard> [1d20]
[19:10] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 20
[19:10] <Buzzard> !!!
[19:10] <Buzzard> +3
[19:10] <Mitsubishi> WIN!
[19:10] <Buzzard> AP
[19:10] <Mitsubishi> [why is laser +3?]
[19:10] <12MDudeGM> it disentigrates Looney-Toons style.
[19:10] <Buzzard> [b/c upgrade]
[19:11] <Prox> 14,01[Btw, remember all naturals = +1 xp for the one that did them.]
[19:11] <Buzzard> [I bought it with money]
[19:11] <Buzzard> [Mazy, that means you]
[19:11] <Buzzard> K

[MDude]

[19:11] <12MDudeGM> ---battle--
[19:11] <Buzzard> I'm so keeping this thing
[19:11] <Buzzard> forever
[19:12] <12MDudeGM> So now into the store?
[19:12] <Buzzard> sure
[19:12] * Buzzard walk walk walk walk (store)
[19:12] * Prox follows suit
[19:12] <12MDudeGM> +++
[19:13] * Mitsubishi follows
[19:13] <12MDudeGM> There's a guy in a corner holding off the furniture with a mop.
[19:13] <Mitsubishi> I think we should help him
[19:14] <12MDudeGM> He's holding off two chairs and an automan.
[19:14] <12MDudeGM> ---
[19:14] <Buzzard> [Deck?]
[19:14] <Prox> 14,01+++ means NO TALKING NO TALKING NO TALKING
[19:14] <Mitsubishi> [I know, I forgot, sorry]
[19:14] <Buzzard> +++ nigger
[19:14] <Mitsubishi> [I KNOW DAMN IT]
[19:15] * Prox hurries over to the guy w/ the mop
[19:15] <Buzzard> we should prolly help him
[19:15] <Mitsubishi> Yeah
[19:15] * Buzzard puts away laser, pulls out pistols
[19:15] <12MDudeGM> +++Battle+++
[19:16] <12MDudeGM> Mitsu first now.
[19:16] <Mitsubishi> I attach the automan with my masamune
[19:16] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 2
[19:16] <Mitsubishi> +2 AP
[19:17] <Mitsubishi> -h +k
[19:17] <Buzzard> lolllll
[19:17] <12MDudeGM> You cut off a leg.
[19:18] <12MDudeGM> Chair1 strikes Mitsu.
[19:18] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d10: 5
[19:18] <Mitsubishi> +2 DP -1 DP
[19:19] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d20: 6
[19:19] <Buzzard> lol @
[19:19] <12MDudeGM> it does 9 damage.
[19:19] <Mitsubishi> [9?]
[19:19] <12MDudeGM> by raming you in the gut.
[19:20] <12MDudeGM> It has +2 damage.
[19:20] <12MDudeGM> That's quality lumber there.
[19:20] <Mitsubishi> [then wouldn't it do 7?]
[19:20] <Mitsubishi> [since I have +1 DP after the subtraction]
[19:20] <Buzzard> [GM rolls for enemy damage]
[19:21] <Buzzard> [8 damage]
[19:21] <Mitsubishi> [6 + 2 - 1 = 7]
[19:21] <12MDudeGM> ok then. Forgot about armor.
[19:21] <Buzzard> [DP doesn't add damage]
[19:22] <Mitsubishi> [even if you have -DP?]
[19:22] <Buzzard> [LET'S JUST SCREW DP AND GET ON WITH THE RP]
[19:22] <Mitsubishi> [XD]
[19:22] <Prox> 14,01[can't have negative stats, btw.]
[19:22] <12MDudeGM> +2 DP for body armor, -1 DP fo weapon. That's +1 DP total
[19:22] <Buzzard> [let's go dammit]
[19:23] <12MDudeGM> Buzzard GO!
[19:23] <Buzzard> [what about prox]
[19:23] <12MDudeGM> Ok, Prox GO!
[19:23] * Prox closes his eyes halfway as his hope in humanity is lost
[19:24] * Prox picks up a chair and slams it into the floor
[19:24] <Prox> Results from 1d20: 17
[19:23] <12MDudeGM> The ottoman gaurds the chair!
[19:23] <Prox> 14,01with all its shortness.
[19:24] <12MDudeGM> It's totaly smashed.
[19:24] <12MDudeGM> Store Clerk hits chair 1!
[19:25] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d10: 7
[19:25] <12MDudeGM> he hurts it good!
[19:25] <12MDudeGM> Now Chair1!
[19:26] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d20: 9
[19:26] <12MDudeGM> It knocks the Clerk out!
[19:26] <12MDudeGM> Buzzard go!
[19:26] <Buzzard> [this battle feels like FFL2]
[19:26] * Buzzard so shoots that automan
[19:27] <12MDudeGM> But automan=dead.
[19:27] <12MDudeGM> Only 15 hit points.
[19:27] <Prox> 14,01(*ottoman...?)
[19:27] <12MDudeGM> Yes, i mispelled ottoman.
[19:27] * Buzzard so shoots that chair
[19:27] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 6
[19:28] <Buzzard> +2 AP
[19:28] <12MDudeGM> half of it just explodes, and it falls over.
[19:28] <Buzzard> jay eff
[19:29] <12MDudeGM> Chair 1 try not to die!
[19:29] <12MDudeGM> it goes after Buzzard!
[19:29] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d20: 6
[19:30] <Buzzard> lolll
[19:30] <12MDudeGM> Now Mitsu!
[19:32] * Mitsubishi totally stabs the chair
[19:32] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 5
[19:32] <Buzzard> stabbing wood don't do much
[19:32] <12MDudeGM> but still, it's been deadified!
[19:33] <12MDudeGM> ---battle over---
[19:33] <Prox> 14,01i don't think it took any damage...!
[19:33] * Mitsubishi hands prox 4 damage
[19:33] <12MDudeGM> pealse, only padded chairs have DP!
[19:34] <Prox> 14,01so, it had 5 HP or less...?
[19:34] <12MDudeGM> it had 3 when it was killed.
[19:34] <Prox> 14,01then whatever happened to the second chair?
[19:35] * Mitsubishi asks man if he is okay
[19:35] <12MDudeGM> i thought you were attacking both chairs alternatly.
[19:36] <Prox> 14,01well, screw it all. Let's just get on with the adventure.
[19:36] <12MDudeGM> Anyway, the man slowly wakes up and looks around warily.
[19:36] * Mitsubishi helps man up
[19:37] <Buzzard> What the hell is going on here?
[19:38] <12MDudeGM> He goes "Aw, man, you should have seen it. This crazy old man was yelling about not getting the right kind of table for the ritual. i mean, a coffe table's a coffe table, right?"
[19:39] <Prox> 14,01well, where is this guy.
[19:40] <12MDudeGM> "But he thought we should all be lumber experts or something, so he waved his hands and then all this stuff started trying to beat the snot out of me."
[19:40] * Prox doesn't really feel sorry for this clerk dude
[19:40] <12MDudeGM> "He ran off to the main office building. It's just west of main street."
[19:41] <Prox> 14,01well, thanks for your help.
[19:41] <Prox> 14,01[well this, well that.]
[19:41] <Prox> 14,01[IS WELL THE ONLY WORD I CAN PRECEDE A SENTENCE WITH]
[19:42] <Prox> 14,01any the ways, we should probably oughtta get to that office building.
[19:42] <12MDudeGM> "Ok, I'll just sit here and rest for a..." he faints again.
[19:42] <Prox> 14,01seeing as how we're obligated to keep the peace, for some reason.
[19:43] <12MDudeGM> +++
[19:44] <12MDudeGM> You get to the lobby of the office, and although you can hear fighting, the room is empty exept for some potted plants.
[19:45] <12MDudeGM> And a bunch of news reporters you ae too chicken to go farther inside.
[19:45] <12MDudeGM> I mean, reporters who are too chiken.
[19:46] <12MDudeGM> ---
[19:46] <Prox> 14,01IME NOT CHICKEN.
[19:46] <12MDudeGM> THEN PROVE IT.
[19:46] * Mitsubishi goes inside
[19:46] * Prox double-pots one of the plants and picks up the empty pot
[19:47] * Prox follows Mitsubishi Light Bomber
[19:48] <12MDudeGM> For a moment, i didn't notice Prox couldn't bring plants to life anymore.
[19:50] <Prox> 14,01yeah, i realized the uselessness of that skill.
[19:50] <12MDudeGM> Well now i need another way to bring superplants into the picture.
[19:51] <12MDudeGM> but anyway, you soon reach a room full of ofuuce guys and furniture fighting.
[19:52] <Prox> 14,01hooray. Ofuuce guys.
[19:52] <Mitsubishi> [XD]
[19:52] <Prox> 14,01I GUESS WE SHOULD HELP THOSE OFUUCE GUYS.
[19:52] <Mitsubishi> [I think he meant office]
[19:52] <Prox> 14,01well, of course he did.
[19:52] <12MDudeGM> Just hope you don't have to face off with a cubicle wall!
[19:53] <Prox> 14,01psh, they're easy pickins.
[19:53] <12MDudeGM> Actualy, no. This is like a massive battle. MASSIVE.
[19:53] <Prox> 14,01so, do we want to plunge our semi-immortal selves into it or not..?
[19:54] <12MDudeGM> Well, I could make the office not ginormous like I thought it would be.
[19:54] <Mitsubishi> Well, we have to save them
[19:54] * Prox looks for a way around the fighting
[19:55] <12MDudeGM> There's a door to the side with "meeting room" on it.
[19:55] * Prox walk walk open door walk
[19:55] <12MDudeGM> You hear laughter from it. Evil Laughter.
[19:56] <12MDudeGM> The mage guy has some scardy executives trapped in a corner.
[19:56] <12MDudeGM> +++
[19:57] <12MDudeGM> mage: Now tell me, how can you tell the difference between oak and taking tree?
[19:58] <12MDudeGM> Executive: uh.. uh... smell?
[19:59] <12MDudeGM> mage: No! the only way to tell is to taste it's ashes! *he uses a generic mage lightning spell to zap him*
[19:59] <12MDudeGM> *The executive screams, and the mage cackles*
[19:59] <12MDudeGM> ---

[MDude]

[20:00] <Mitsubishi> [WTF is taking tree?]
[20:00] <12MDudeGM> A kind of tree from Billy and Mandy.
[20:00] <Prox> 14,01I don't think Scardy is a word...
[20:00] <Mitsubishi> [oh yeah, I remember that one]
[20:00] <Buzzard> [I remember that]
[20:01] <12MDudeGM> Sorry. i'll take more time to type now.
[20:01] * Buzzard pulls out laser
[20:01] * Mitsubishi pulls out masamune
[20:02] * Prox feels left out
[20:02] <12MDudeGM> There's the wizard, a loveseat, two lamps, and two chairs.
[20:02] * Prox carefully sets the pot down
[20:02] <Buzzard> Mr wizard
[20:02] <Buzzard> why you hate executives
[20:03] <12MDudeGM> They hire losers who can't tell me what their furniture is made of!
[20:03] <Buzzard> so?
[20:04] <Prox> 14,01what an esoteric nutbar.
[20:04] <12MDudeGM> Also, they're the ultimate scapegoat outside of politicians and lawyers!
[20:04] <Buzzard> Obviously we can all blaim lawyers for this, and go home
[20:04] <Prox> 14,01no kidding.
[20:05] <12MDudeGM> I could, but I already got a shower for this!
[20:05] <Buzzard> o rly
[20:05] <Prox> 14,01I'd leave, but, seeing as how we're hungry for XP, we might as well stay here and fight him.
[20:05] <Buzzard> I'll hang
[20:05] * Mitsubishi stays
[20:05] * Prox unleashes a stream of insults at the wizard
[20:05] <Buzzard> I wanna abuse my laser more, anyway
[20:06] <Prox> 14,01YOUR MOMMA, SHE GOT NO TEETH
[20:06] <12MDudeGM> yess, you can tell he only has a little bit of mildew on his robes.
[20:06] * Mitsubishi throws a kunai at the wizard
[20:06] <Prox> 14,01but, batturu hasn't started.
[20:06] <12MDudeGM> +++battle+++
[20:06] <Prox> 14,01SPEKE OF THE DEVIL
[20:07] <12MDudeGM> Loveseat goes first with MIND CONTROLL.
[20:07] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d3: 1
[20:08] <12MDudeGM> It targets buzzard!
[20:08] <Prox> 14,01I stand the way. Since I have no mind, it has no effect.
[20:08] <Mitsubishi> [XD]
[20:08] <Prox> 14,01woops, forgot "stand in the way"
[20:08] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d5: 2
[20:08] <Buzzard> [<3]
[20:08] <12MDudeGM> It failed!
[20:09] <12MDudeGM> And it only has 1pp too!
[20:09] <12MDudeGM> So let's have, say.... prox go next!
[20:10] <Prox> 14,01[I seriously don't have a mind.]
[20:10] * Prox goes postal on the loveseat
[20:10] <Prox> Results from 1d20: 18
[20:10] <Prox> 14,01ohh, gettin' lucky tonight...
[20:10] <Buzzard> SITONIT
[20:11] <12MDudeGM> Fill it full of holes, but it barely manages to keep going.
[20:11] <12MDudeGM> Holes you did fill it with.
[20:13] <12MDudeGM> Lamp attacks Prox!
[20:13] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d40: 20
[20:13] <Prox> 14,01shitting fuck!
[20:13] <Prox> 14,01that's a tough lamp.
[20:14] <12MDudeGM> Don't worry, it can only do that twice!
[20:14] <Prox> 14,01me probably dies
[20:14] <Prox> 14,01OH, NO, WAIT.
[20:14] <Prox> 14,01I'm lingering around still, with 2 HP.
[20:15] <12MDudeGM> Cool. Now maybe buzzard can save you.
[20:15] * Buzzard TOTALLY LASERS THAT LAMP
[20:15] <Buzzard> [I love lamp]
[20:16] <Prox> 14,01H10 LAMPS
[20:16] <12MDudeGM> By the way, those things have only 5hp. And they have no attack of defense points.
[20:16] <Buzzard> >>>
[20:16] <12MDudeGM> -of +or
[20:16] * Buzzard TOTALLY LASERS SOMETHING ELSE
[20:16] <12MDudeGM> so roll the damage already!
[20:16] <Prox> 14,01the loving seat, perchance.
[20:17] <Buzzard> nah, the loveseat's almost dead
[20:17] <Mitsubishi> so kill it
[20:17] <Buzzard> I'll SHOT THE WIZARD
[20:17] <Buzzard> sori no
[20:17] <Buzzard> [Someone roll for me
[20:17] <Buzzard> ]
[20:17] <Prox> 14,01HURRY QUICK
[20:17] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 19
[20:17] <Buzzard> !
[20:17] <Buzzard> 22 damage
[20:17] <Prox> 14,01lovely.
[20:17] <Mitsubishi> doesn't wizard have dp?
[20:18] <Buzzard> only time will tell
[20:18] <12MDudeGM> 1dp
[20:18] <Buzzard> 21 damage
[20:18] <12MDudeGM> He's knocked across the room.
[20:18] <Buzzard> LASER'D
[20:19] <12MDudeGM> Now his turn!
[20:19] <12MDudeGM> He sits on one of the chairs!
[20:21] <Prox> 14,01bee arr bee.
[20:22] <12MDudeGM> This totaly protects him by making the chair take damage for him, and adds his stats to the chair.
[20:22] <Buzzard> k
[20:22] <Buzzard> someone go
[20:22] <Mitsubishi> [what if we do enough damage to kill the chair, and there is still damage left over?]
[20:22] <Mitsubishi> [will the extra damage hit him?]
[20:22] <Buzzard> [he takes the damage, I assume]
[20:23] <12MDudeGM> I'm not sure. i guess so, although his armor will subtract from that.
[20:23] <Mitsubishi> [so, should I go?[
[20:23] <12MDudeGM> i think so
[20:23] <12MDudeGM> Yes
[20:23] * Mitsubishi totally slashes at the chair/wizard
[20:23] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 20
[20:23] <Mitsubishi> O_O
[20:24] <Buzzard> jay eff
[20:24] <Buzzard> Mazy is the king of high rolls tonight
[20:24] <Mitsubishi> [twice in one RP?! HOW CAN THIS BE?!]
[20:24] <12MDudeGM> it gets killed, definatly.
[20:24] <12MDudeGM> i just need to calculate damage to the mage
[20:24] <Buzzard> [someone let me know when it's my turn]
[20:25] <Mitsubishi> [okay]
[20:25] <Mitsubishi> [remember, +2 AP]
[20:26] <12MDudeGM> he gets hurt somewhat badly too.
[20:26] <Buzzard> [FASTER?]
[20:26] <12MDudeGM> now Prox's turn.
[20:26] <Buzzard> [he's away]
[20:27] <Mitsubishi> [i'll roll for him]
[20:27] <Mitsubishi> prox totally attacks the mage
[20:27] <12MDudeGM> Wait, i mean other chair.
[20:27] <Mitsubishi> other chair?
[20:27] <12MDudeGM> 2 chairs
[20:27] <Buzzard> Prox, go for the lamp
[20:27] <Mitsubishi> it's chairs turn
[20:28] <Mitsubishi> right?
[20:28] <12MDudeGM> yes.
[20:28] <12MDudeGM> It attacks Mitsu
[20:28] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d20: 8
[20:28] <12MDudeGM> 11 damage
[20:28] <Mitsubishi> 11?!
[20:28] <12MDudeGM> i mean 7
[20:29] <Mitsubishi> that's better
[20:29] <12MDudeGM> er... 9.
[20:29] <12MDudeGM> Yes, because you have 1dp and it has 2ap
[20:29] <Mitsubishi> ... make up your mind
[20:29] <12MDudeGM> i'm sure now.
[20:29] <Buzzard> 9
[20:29] <Mitsubishi> k
[20:29] <Mitsubishi> I have 4 HP left, i'm scared
[20:29] <Buzzard> lol @
[20:30] <Buzzard> someone prolly should have brought medkits
[20:30] <Mitsubishi> [is it prox's turn now?]
[20:30] <Buzzard> [yeah]
[20:30] <Mitsubishi> [what
[20:30] <Buzzard> [have him go for the lamp]
[20:30] <Mitsubishi> [what's left to attack?]
[20:30] <Prox> 14,01mai turn.
[20:30] <Buzzard> GO FOR THE LAMP
[20:31] <12MDudeGM> Maybe I shouldn't do the thing where the mage turns the furniture into a fireball.
[20:31] * Prox bends the lamp in half and throws it out the window
[20:31] <Prox> Results from 1d20: 12
[20:31] <12MDudeGM> DEAD.
[20:31] <Buzzard> who's turn now?
[20:32] <Prox> 14,01is there any other furniture?
[20:32] <Buzzard> loveseat, wizard
[20:32] <12MDudeGM> The only enemy that hasn't gone yet is lamp 2.
[20:32] <12MDudeGM> So it goes.
[20:33] <12MDudeGM> Target=buzzard
[20:33] <Buzzard> OHSHI
[20:33] <12MDudeGM> Results from 1d40: 10
[20:33] <Mitsubishi> you got lucky
[20:33] <Buzzard> !
[20:33] <12MDudeGM> so that's 10 damage.
[20:34] <Buzzard> yeah
[20:34] <Buzzard> GO ME?
[20:34] <12MDudeGM> Right now, that attack has "If this does more than 20 damage, the terget is stunned for 1 turn"
[20:35] <12MDudeGM> I think I should tone it down for later adventures.
[20:35] <Buzzard> yeah
[20:35] <Mitsubishi> definately
[20:36] <Mitsubishi> Unless you're trying to get us all killed
[20:36] <Prox> 14,01no shitters.
[20:37] <12MDudeGM> Mitsu's turn.
[20:37] <Buzzard> MITSU
[20:37] <Buzzard> GO FOR THE WIZARD
[20:37] * Mitsubishi totally slashes at the wizard
[20:37] <Mitsubishi> Results from 1d20: 5
[20:37] <Prox> 14,01totally.
[20:38] <Buzzard> mab sharpen sword
[20:38] <12MDudeGM> You slice him in half. He falls apart in slow motion.
[20:38] <Buzzard> or not
[20:38] <Mitsubishi> looks like he only had less then 7 HP left
[20:39] <12MDudeGM> He only had 4hp left. Out of 30.
[20:39] <Mitsubishi> cool
[20:39] <Mitsubishi> do I get anything for killing him and the chair
[20:39] <Buzzard> obviously because of me
[20:39] <Buzzard> 10 XP
[20:39] <12MDudeGM> A fancy mage hat.
[20:39] <Buzzard> 5 for each kill
[20:39] <Mitsubishi> that's a lot
[20:39] <Mitsubishi> cool
[20:39] <Prox> 14,01what about the other lamp.
[20:40] <Mitsubishi> [so I've gotten 12 XP so far]
[20:40] * Buzzard slaps lamp around a bit with a rather large trout
[20:40] <12MDudeGM> Now his master is dead, so all the furniture panicks, GRABS HIS CORPSE, AND RUNS AWAY.
[20:40] <12MDudeGM> THEIR
[20:40] <Mitsubishi> wouldn't the furniture like
[20:40] <Mitsubishi> die
[20:40] <Mitsubishi> without the wizards magic
[20:41] <Prox> 14,01cool.
[20:41] * Prox hoists the executives up onto their feet
[20:41] <Buzzard> RP OVER?
[20:41] <12MDudeGM> No, he made them self-sustaning, like any father should.
[20:41] <Prox> 14,01NOW LEARN YOUR WOODS.
[20:41] <Mitsubishi> XD
[20:42] <Prox> 14,01welp, how about that XP givery.
[20:42] <12MDudeGM> The executives thank ou and give you some of their cash.
[20:42] <12MDudeGM> RP over.
[20:42] <Buzzard> well, none of us died
[20:42] <Buzzard> and we techinally completed the objective
[20:42] <Buzzard> I say we give it an A ranking
[20:43] <Buzzard> 100 credits for everyone!
[20:43] <12MDudeGM> A ranking yes.
[20:43] <12MDudeGM> ranking of A
[20:43] <Prox> 14,01AND THE XP.
[20:43] <Mitsubishi> XD
[20:43] <12MDudeGM> Um.. counting!
[20:45] <Prox> 14,01when you log this, title the log "OH SHIT! FURNITURE FIGHT!"
[20:45] <Mitsubishi> XD
[20:45] <12MDudeGM> Ok. Sounds Good.
[20:45] <12MDudeGM> Did you keep track of how many enymeys you killed?
[20:46] <Mitsubishi> individually, or all together?
[20:46] <Mitsubishi> I know that I killed 2
[20:46] <Buzzard> other than that one drawer I totally raped, no
[20:47] <12MDudeGM> I think that actualy had 30hp.
[20:48] <Buzzard> oh well
[20:49] <Buzzard> everything's allergic to lasers
[20:49] <Mitsubishi> prox killed a lamp
[20:51] <Prox> 14,01base the XP on how much damage you did, not the amount of things you killed.
[20:52] <Prox> 14,01Also, WHERE'D MY ATTACK GO, MR. GAME MASTER???
[20:52] <12MDudeGM> Buzzard gets 5 because he killed the thing at the start and did lots of damage.
[20:52] <12MDudeGM> I mean 10.
[20:52] <Buzzard> k
[20:52] <Mitsubishi> I get one for rolling his 20, right?
[20:52] <Buzzard> what about all the XP for living?
[20:52] <Prox> 14,01actually, he gets it.
[20:53] <12MDudeGM> No, ut you also get 10.
[20:53] <12MDudeGM> And Mitsu gets 15.
[20:53] <Prox> 14,01More like 17.
[20:53] <Mitsubishi> yeah, for my 2 natural 20's am I right
[20:53] <Buzzard> jf
[20:53] <12MDudeGM> Oh, forgot about that.
[20:54] <Buzzard> prox, how the hell do you have so much XP
[20:54] <12MDudeGM> yes, 17.
[20:54] <Prox> 14,01I was in like every RP.
[20:54] <Buzzard> lolplx
[20:55] * Buzzard has quit IRC (Quit: OSHI-)
[20:55] <12MDudeGM> Gar's rules don't have anything about xp for living right now, so I think I'll just double the cash because you saved some rich guys.
[20:56] <Mitsubishi> so we get 200 credits?
[20:56] <12MDudeGM> Yes.
[20:57] <12MDudeGM> Those guys are actualy being cheap. You have no idea how rich they are.
[20:57] <Prox> 14,01Garshak'll probably get mad.
[20:57] <Mitsubishi> can we threaten them?
[20:58] * Mitsubishi puts sword up to rich guys throat
[20:58] <12MDudeGM> No, that would not be the heroic way.
[20:58] <Mitsubishi> fine
[20:58] <12MDudeGM> And only heros get XP.
[20:58] <Prox> 14,01Actually, Garshak states in his rules that Credits can't be earned any other way than beating adventures.
[20:58] * Mitsubishi "accidentally" trips one of the rich people
[20:58] <Prox> 14,01so, only 100 credits for us.
[20:58] <Mitsubishi> We completed the adventure 2x better then we should have
[20:59] <Mitsubishi> so we get 200
[20:59] <Mitsubishi> <_<
[20:59] <Prox> 14,01SORRY, NO.
[20:59] <Mitsubishi> grr
[20:59] <Mitsubishi> amybe this give us some valuable things?
[21:00] <Mitsubishi> maybe even
[21:01] <12MDudeGM> Fine, then 100 credits, alongs with 200 cashcoins, which is the local currency of Corpvill.
[21:02] <Mitsubishi> can we buy things with 200 cashcoins?
[21:02] <Prox> 14,01god stop.
[21:02] <Prox> 14,01No other currency than credits.
[21:02] <12MDudeGM> Corpvill Corp owns everything in Corpvill.
[21:02] <Prox> 14,01Corpvill = Delta City.
[21:02] <12MDudeGM> Realy? let me check.
[21:02] <Mitsubishi> So can they just give us some valuable worth 200 credits?
[21:02] <Mitsubishi> instead of the credits?
[21:03] <Prox> 14,01can't get credits any other way, besides getting ranks on missions.
[21:03] <Mitsubishi> Yeah, but can we get STUFF?
[21:03] <Prox> 14,01yeah, but you can't sell it for credits.
[21:03] <Mitsubishi> I know
[21:03] <Mitsubishi> They can give us whatever we would have spent the credits on
[21:04] <Prox> 14,01*by this time, the executives are long gone, the building has been closed down by the police, and 40 yards of duct tape has somehow found its way around Mitsubishi's mouth*
[21:05] <12MDudeGM> I can't find any info on it in the forums, so just put 200 cash coins in your sheets for now, and Gar can decide on it later. I thought credits were some form of international currency, and other forms of money existed too.
[21:05] * Mitsubishi cuts off tape with masamune
[21:06] <Prox> 14,01*unfortunately, you also slice your lips in half.*
[21:06] <Prox> 14,01And no, no other currency. It just complicates things.
[21:06] * Mitsubishi stabs prox
[21:07] <12MDudeGM> Whatever. LOGING DATA.